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2020-10-22 8:38:09 PM  
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2020-10-23 3:18:37 AM  
Just when you thought the final season of "Ow, My Country!" was getting staid and predictable, surprise plot twist!
 
2020-10-23 3:30:41 AM  
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2020-10-23 7:28:05 AM  
He's not dicking around here, he's going balls out fighting this.
 
2020-10-23 8:11:11 AM  
Somebody get mop ready
 
2020-10-23 8:11:36 AM  
LOL, subpenis...
 
2020-10-23 8:12:07 AM  
You know what they say, if phallus well that ends well, history will record that Rudy bulled a boner.
 
2020-10-23 8:12:49 AM  
*pulled

///gah! slashied!
 
2020-10-23 8:15:36 AM  
How is Borat not racist?
 
2020-10-23 8:16:50 AM  
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2020-10-23 8:17:23 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: How is Borat not racist?


How are you allowed to roam around without someone to keep you from sticking your duck into a blender or electric outlet?  It's just one of life's mysteries.
 
2020-10-23 8:19:22 AM  

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He was trying to find this...
 
2020-10-23 8:19:34 AM  

webron: brainlordmesomorph: How is Borat not racist?

How are you allowed to roam around without someone to keep you from sticking your duck into a blender or electric outlet?  It's just one of life's mysteries.


That poor duck.
 
2020-10-23 8:23:31 AM  
Unfortunately Rudy is too old to do any hard time.
 
2020-10-23 8:25:08 AM  
"She's 15. She's too old for you."
 
2020-10-23 8:25:32 AM  
It's great that the personal attorney of the POTUS is dumb enough to put himself in a compromising position, alone in a hotel room, with a young female.

How the fark does Rudy tie his shoes in the morning let alone get out of his house?

/The best people
//Be Best
///Subpenis
 
2020-10-23 8:30:28 AM  
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2020-10-23 8:30:48 AM  
This is a liberal hoax, Rudy wouldn't mess with her since she's not his cousin.

Seriously, who the fark lays down to tuck in their shirt?
 
2020-10-23 8:33:20 AM  
Rudy will threaten you with long "arm" of the law.
 
2020-10-23 8:33:23 AM  
Beotchshamaz is now may favored greeting
Junqueer will be my 'have a nice day'
 
2020-10-23 8:33:33 AM  

OmnomnomCookies: This is a liberal hoax, Rudy wouldn't mess with her since she's not his cousin.

Seriously, who the fark lays down to tuck in their shirt?


Excuse you. I often lay down to tuck in my shirt before I think I'm getting sex.
 
2020-10-23 8:36:21 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: How is Borat not racist?


To give you an honest answer, Cohen has explained many times he uses these admittedly racist exaggerated caricatures of characters to expose the casual racism in people, both common and famous.
 
2020-10-23 8:37:35 AM  

squidloe: It's great that the personal attorney of the POTUS is dumb enough to put himself in a compromising position, alone in a hotel room, with a young female.

How the fark does Rudy tie his shoes in the morning let alone get out of his house?


Horniness is a heluva drug.  Just excuse yourself to the bathroom and get yourself that fifteen minutes of clarity the situation requires.
 
2020-10-23 8:37:38 AM  

squidloe: It's great that the personal attorney of the POTUS is dumb enough to put himself in a compromising position, alone in a hotel room, with a young female.

How the fark does Rudy tie his shoes in the morning let alone get out of his house?

/The best people
//Be Best
///Subpenis


Not only that, he signed a release form. A lawyer signed a release form in this circumstance.
 
2020-10-23 8:42:28 AM  
I would love to have Rudy as an advisor or a life coach so I could safely do the exact opposite of whatever he tells me
 
2020-10-23 8:43:23 AM  

squidloe: It's great that the personal attorney of the POTUS is dumb enough to put himself in a compromising position, alone in a hotel room, with a young female.

How the fark does Rudy tie his shoes in the morning let alone get out of his house?

/The best people
//Be Best
///Subpenis


Rudy's complete lack of self awareness is comical. Did he really think she wanted to have sexy time with him? If I looked like that and an attractive young woman invited me to her hotel room, I would know it must be some kind of scam.
 
2020-10-23 8:44:31 AM  
Some how America's Mayor still fits him well for 2020 and all.
 
2020-10-23 8:45:40 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: How is Borat not racist?


As Chris Rock explained it perfectly well, comedy around race and racial prejudice (also sexual prejudice) requires punching upwards. If you're part of a disempowered minority and you're laughing at the majority it's fine because you are actually achieving social benefit by the disempowered.

If you're (like me) a Euro-white hetero educated male, laughing at folks who aren't this is just being a dick. And if folks make fun of you, it still doesn't change the reality that you're more easily employed and less likely to be targetted by arseholes (eg cops) than folks who aren't caucasion hetero educated middle class types.

To answer your point, Borat is racist. He dumps shiat on antisemitic cultures as actually exist in eastern Europe who have discriminated against Jews for centuries and in so doing dumps shiat on westerners who do the same. That's fine.
 
2020-10-23 8:45:49 AM  

Nah'mean: squidloe: It's great that the personal attorney of the POTUS is dumb enough to put himself in a compromising position, alone in a hotel room, with a young female.

How the fark does Rudy tie his shoes in the morning let alone get out of his house?

/The best people
//Be Best
///Subpenis

Rudy's complete lack of self awareness is comical. Did he really think she wanted to have sexy time with him? If I looked like that and an attractive young woman invited me to her hotel room, I would know it must be some kind of scam.


Some women are said to be attracted to powerful men.  He thinks he's a powerful man.
 
2020-10-23 8:47:29 AM  
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2020-10-23 8:52:39 AM  

squidloe: It's great that the personal attorney of the POTUS is dumb enough to put himself in a compromising position, alone in a hotel room, with a young female.

How the fark does Rudy tie his shoes in the morning


Probably horizontally.
 
2020-10-23 8:54:47 AM  

Aussie_As: brainlordmesomorph: How is Borat not racist?

As Chris Rock explained it perfectly well, comedy around race and racial prejudice (also sexual prejudice) requires punching upwards. If you're part of a disempowered minority and you're laughing at the majority it's fine because you are actually achieving social benefit by the disempowered.

If you're (like me) a Euro-white hetero educated male, laughing at folks who aren't this is just being a dick. And if folks make fun of you, it still doesn't change the reality that you're more easily employed and less likely to be targetted by arseholes (eg cops) than folks who aren't caucasion hetero educated middle class types.

To answer your point, Borat is racist. He dumps shiat on antisemitic cultures as actually exist in eastern Europe who have discriminated against Jews for centuries and in so doing dumps shiat on westerners who do the same. That's fine.


Well fark... not sure i have heard it put better!

You should have a whiskey for breakfast!
 
2020-10-23 8:55:40 AM  
Epoch_Zero:
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SHORT DICK MAN ( 20 Fingers)
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2020-10-23 8:56:01 AM  

poorjon: I would love to have Rudy as an advisor or a life coach so I could safely do the exact opposite of whatever he tells me


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2020-10-23 8:57:42 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: Aussie_As: brainlordmesomorph: How is Borat not racist?

As Chris Rock explained it perfectly well, comedy around race and racial prejudice (also sexual prejudice) requires punching upwards. If you're part of a disempowered minority and you're laughing at the majority it's fine because you are actually achieving social benefit by the disempowered.

If you're (like me) a Euro-white hetero educated male, laughing at folks who aren't this is just being a dick. And if folks make fun of you, it still doesn't change the reality that you're more easily employed and less likely to be targetted by arseholes (eg cops) than folks who aren't caucasion hetero educated middle class types.

To answer your point, Borat is racist. He dumps shiat on antisemitic cultures as actually exist in eastern Europe who have discriminated against Jews for centuries and in so doing dumps shiat on westerners who do the same. That's fine.

Well fark... not sure i have heard it put better!

You should have a whiskey for breakfast!


It's nearly midnight where I am and I'm on several beers plus Jagerbombs as it is! You're suggestion may kill me!!
 
2020-10-23 8:57:58 AM  

OmnomnomCookies: This is a liberal hoax, Rudy wouldn't mess with her since she's not his cousin.

Seriously, who the fark lays down to tuck in their shirt?


Fat people?  People with abs so weak they can't suck in their gut?  Just spitballing.
 
2020-10-23 9:00:34 AM  
One good thing about a women leaders is that they don't spend time talking about their vaginas.

//Except Madeline Albright.
 
2020-10-23 9:01:49 AM  

Unemployedingreenland: OmnomnomCookies: This is a liberal hoax, Rudy wouldn't mess with her since she's not his cousin.

Seriously, who the fark lays down to tuck in their shirt?

Fat people?  People with abs so weak they can't suck in their gut?  Just spitballing.


You have to unbuckle, otherwise you look like the idiot with just the front tucked in.
 
2020-10-23 9:01:56 AM  

Aussie_As: Jelly Bean Raider: Aussie_As: brainlordmesomorph: How is Borat not racist?

As Chris Rock explained it perfectly well, comedy around race and racial prejudice (also sexual prejudice) requires punching upwards. If you're part of a disempowered minority and you're laughing at the majority it's fine because you are actually achieving social benefit by the disempowered.

If you're (like me) a Euro-white hetero educated male, laughing at folks who aren't this is just being a dick. And if folks make fun of you, it still doesn't change the reality that you're more easily employed and less likely to be targetted by arseholes (eg cops) than folks who aren't caucasion hetero educated middle class types.

To answer your point, Borat is racist. He dumps shiat on antisemitic cultures as actually exist in eastern Europe who have discriminated against Jews for centuries and in so doing dumps shiat on westerners who do the same. That's fine.

Well fark... not sure i have heard it put better!

You should have a whiskey for breakfast!

It's nearly midnight where I am and I'm on several beers plus Jagerbombs as it is! You're suggestion may kill me!!


I've been to Perth, I have seen how you people do... I got faith in ya!
Cheers
 
2020-10-23 9:02:02 AM  
I think Rudy thought he had a chance so he gave himself an exploratory grope to see if he was going to get hard. He didn't.
 
2020-10-23 9:06:56 AM  

squidloe: It's great that the personal attorney of the POTUS is dumb enough to put himself in a compromising position, alone in a hotel room, with a young female.

How the fark does Rudy tie his shoes in the morning let alone get out of his house?

/The best people
//Be Best
///Subpenis


Not to mention his duck!
 
2020-10-23 9:10:16 AM  

Nah'mean: squidloe: It's great that the personal attorney of the POTUS is dumb enough to put himself in a compromising position, alone in a hotel room, with a young female.

How the fark does Rudy tie his shoes in the morning let alone get out of his house?

/The best people
//Be Best
///Subpenis

Rudy's complete lack of self awareness is comical. Did he really think she wanted to have sexy time with him? If I looked like that and an attractive young woman invited me to her hotel room, I would know it must be some kind of scam.


Rudy doesn't understand that, which will have made it very easy to compromise him, and make him work with Trump to destroy the country.

/He's probably just working with Trump to destroy the country because he's stupid.
 
2020-10-23 9:10:46 AM  

OmnomnomCookies: This is a liberal hoax, Rudy wouldn't mess with her since she's not his cousin.

Seriously, who the fark lays down to tuck in their shirt?


I just watched the scene.

There's not much surprise now, but yep, after an awkward interview, she helps him remove the microphone, he pats her low on her back, then lays down on the bed, sticks his hands in his pants, and starts fondling himself.  It's clearly not a tuck.  You tuck in your shirt by pulling down and trying to slide your hand out while leaving your shirt in place.  Not fondling your dick for several seconds (then he gets interrupted)

I even just tried tucking in my shirt just to see.  Nope, not touching my dick.

Two thoughts:  1. She looks young, but she doesn't look 15.  2. What does it matter, who tucks their shirt in while facing someone?  Think about it.  You naturally turn away because you don't want people to see you with your hand down your pants.
 
2020-10-23 9:11:19 AM  

Nah'mean: squidloe: It's great that the personal attorney of the POTUS is dumb enough to put himself in a compromising position, alone in a hotel room, with a young female.

How the fark does Rudy tie his shoes in the morning let alone get out of his house?

/The best people
//Be Best
///Subpenis

Rudy's complete lack of self awareness is comical. Did he really think she wanted to have sexy time with him? If I looked like that and an attractive young woman invited me to her hotel room, I would know it must be some kind of scam.


If a young attractive woman invited me to her hotel room I'd be hiding my wallet and phone in the car and preparing mentally to wake up in a bath tub of ice with one kidney remaining.
 
2020-10-23 9:11:38 AM  
Rudy looks like a withered old vampire half the time I see him. SUre I can't be the only one who sees it.
 
2020-10-23 9:11:58 AM  

Unemployedingreenland: OmnomnomCookies: This is a liberal hoax, Rudy wouldn't mess with her since she's not his cousin.

Seriously, who the fark lays down to tuck in their shirt?

Fat people?  People with abs so weak they can't suck in their gut?  Just spitballing.


I am a fat people with not a single ab to my name. I don't lie down to tuck in my shirt because the process of getting back up ruins the tuck.

He was adjusting himself; probably moving the boys out of the way of Li'l Rudy so there was no kink in the hose. I call it "The Toobin"
 
2020-10-23 9:12:21 AM  

Kiler: webron: brainlordmesomorph: How is Borat not racist?

How are you allowed to roam around without someone to keep you from sticking your duck into a blender or electric outlet?  It's just one of life's mysteries.

That poor duck.


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2020-10-23 9:15:15 AM  
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2020-10-23 9:17:51 AM  

Nah'mean: Rudy's complete lack of self awareness is comical. Did he really think she wanted to have sexy time with him? If I looked like that and an attractive young woman invited me to her hotel room, I would know it must be some kind of scam.


I used to do casino security on the strip in Vegas... You would not believe how f*cking stupid some men are.  After a while, I was able to pick out the marks nearly as well as the girls.  Dumb, ugly dudes with a vastly over-inflated sense of self importance.

My casino is a rarity in that it has balconies, which led to some pretty entertaining situations.  You've never seen angry til you've seen a hotshot VP locked outside in his boxers watching two gals casually catalogue his valuables as he impotently yells at them.
 
2020-10-23 9:18:04 AM  

AnotherAussiefarker: Rudy looks like a withered old vampire half the time I see him. SUre I can't be the only one who sees it.


The important thing is that Rudy doesn't see himself that way.  Because of the whole mirror thing.
 
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