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(Fox News)   Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene is likely out of context and not real. So, the Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene is right up Giuliani's alley. Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene. Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-10-23 7:21:28 AM  
73 votes:

syrynxx: I watched it all too.  It looked like she pulled his shirt out of his pants for some reason and he was definitely tucking it back in, because he used both hands pushing down.  You only need one hand to say hello to your best friend.


Your cock must be really really small.
 
2020-10-23 4:15:31 AM  
61 votes:
Gosh, it's just awful when people slander other people, isn't it?
 
2020-10-23 12:14:04 AM  
34 votes:
Subby, you could've gotten a lot more hits just calling it the "girl masturbation scene."  At least everyone would have to click on the link to have their stomach turn
 
2020-10-23 7:47:15 AM  
21 votes:
I'm sure it's totally legit.  Borat found the video in a laptop somewhere in Delaware.
 
2020-10-23 7:34:33 AM  
21 votes:
At least Gateway Pundit had the balls to say "yes, Rudy was trying to get some strange and you would too."

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2020-10-23 5:06:51 AM  
21 votes:
I watched it all too.  It looked like she pulled his shirt out of his pants for some reason and he was definitely tucking it back in, because he used both hands pushing down.  You only need one hand to say hello to your best friend.
 
2020-10-23 7:42:55 AM  
20 votes:
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2020-10-23 7:27:06 AM  
20 votes:
So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.
 
2020-10-23 7:48:30 AM  
17 votes:

Krieghund: Gosh, it's just awful when people slander other people, isn't it?


Imagine being such a leftist degenerate that you say mean things about someone, instead of shooting them with an AR-15, like a normal person.
 
2020-10-23 7:37:38 AM  
16 votes:

ParallelUniverseParking: Rudy is so gullible, he'd fall for an old school Nigerian e-mail scammer. Most likely he's helping to "transfer" the $ of several African princes to the US right farking now.


I think he gets those calls from "Microsoft" that tell you that your computer has a virus and you need to send them $400 in Target Gift Cards and he totally does what they say to fix the problem. Multiple times a week.
 
2020-10-23 7:59:07 AM  
13 votes:
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"This guy comes running in, wearing a crazy, what I would say was a pink transgender outfit," Giuliani said.
 
2020-10-23 7:28:40 AM  
11 votes:

Literally Addicted: I'm wondering what context involves a man with his hand down his pants, alone with a 15 year old is the "correct" context?


Trying to dislodge a mouse.
 
2020-10-23 7:22:34 AM  
11 votes:
He's suggesting alternative flaccids?
 
2020-10-23 9:14:08 AM  
10 votes:
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2020-10-23 7:28:30 AM  
10 votes:

Rapmaster2000: These people get into these situations because they love to be on camera

15 year-olds
 
2020-10-23 7:58:26 AM  
8 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Rudy Giuliani thinks there are attractive 24 year old women who want to have sex with him with no ulterior motives.

(That's the joke.)


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2020-10-22 9:57:02 PM  
8 votes:

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


Give them a break, they need to get past understanding  consent first.
 
2020-10-23 7:53:30 AM  
7 votes:
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2020-10-23 7:41:28 AM  
7 votes:
White is hella sus.  I saw them masturbating on cams -- not tucking.

I voted.  Enjoy the airlock Rudy.
 
2020-10-23 8:32:17 AM  
6 votes:

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


They're Originalists, you see.
 
2020-10-23 7:59:31 AM  
6 votes:

stoli n coke: He wasn't tucking his shirt in. He was pre-gaming his crank.

You don't go into a stranger's hotel bedroom and lie down on the bed without thinking something or someone is about to go down.

And in the scene, all that plays out right after he tells her to give him her number.


Smarted just for the phrase "pre-gaming his crank."
 
2020-10-23 8:12:43 AM  
5 votes:
Fox news says something isn't real 🙄
 
2020-10-23 8:05:34 AM  
5 votes:
so I guess fox is going to have a segment how Dr. Fauci's comments were taken out of context for the Trump Ad?
 
2020-10-23 7:29:02 AM  
5 votes:

ParallelUniverseParking: So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.


This time without his 2nd cousin.
 
2020-10-23 7:51:30 AM  
4 votes:

contrapunctus: Watched it for myself.

The *exact* scene everyone's talking about?  Yeah, he was actually tucking in his shirt (probably).

The entire context?  Yeah, he was 100% getting ready to do some creepy business with that girl.  His rubbing of her back is even worse, IMO.


He was just taking off her microphone!
 
2020-10-23 7:36:15 AM  
4 votes:
let's all take a moment to feel sorry for Rudy.

and now that that's over... i hope that shiatbag gets thrown in jail, or at least sued for whatever his ex-wives have left him.
 
2020-10-23 12:29:50 AM  
4 votes:
God almighty Fox and The Hill are off the deep end trying to prop Trump up. This is getting hilarious.
 
2020-10-22 9:31:41 PM  
4 votes:

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


The ones that do are trying to grift the ones that don't, so you're probably better off looking for that on a prison bathroom wall.
 
2020-10-23 1:19:57 PM  
3 votes:

Metastatic Capricorn: Let's say he really was tucking his shirt in at that moment.  Why was he patting her ass before heading into the bedroom?


Why does it matter? Isn't one's personal life ones own business? Giuliani is entitled to as much as John Geddes Lawrence is.
 
2020-10-23 9:54:15 AM  
3 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: They made laws against parking 15 year old girls because old letchers were parking 15 year old girls.


Porking. Dammit
 
2020-10-23 8:51:54 AM  
3 votes:
This follows Fox News' principled stance of not reporting on Anthony Weiner because the footage was taken out of context.
 
2020-10-23 8:43:46 AM  
3 votes:

syrynxx: I watched it all too.  It looked like she pulled his shirt out of his pants for some reason and he was definitely tucking it back in, because he used both hands pushing down.  You only need one hand to say hello to your best friend.


I mean... *you* might...
 
2020-10-23 8:13:22 AM  
3 votes:

NoGods: jso2897: Krieghund: Gosh, it's just awful when people slander other people, isn't it?

Imagine being such a leftist degenerate that you say mean things about someone, instead of shooting them with an AR-15, like a normal person.

Hey. There are many different firearms available to Americans that can do the job as good and maybe better than the AR-15. A shotgun or a pistol is often a better choice depending on circumstances. Take a little time to make good choices when defending your fragile ego rather than leaping straight for the AR-15.


But those fake Sears Catalogue "assault rifles" are so sexy! They all look like Rob Liefeld drew them!
 
2020-10-23 8:03:38 AM  
3 votes:
Excuse me but did you say  "Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene", I thought you said "Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene"
 
2020-10-23 7:53:34 AM  
3 votes:

Bob The Nob: I haven't seen it yet, but while I do feel this is overblown ... who lays down to "tuck in"?  Honestly?


His gut overhangs his waist, he needs to lie back to suck it in enough to get his hands under his waistband.
 
2020-10-23 7:51:38 AM  
3 votes:

Aussie_As: ParallelUniverseParking: So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.

See the film, there's no suggestion he was grabbing his junk but there's plenty of suggestion he thought he might be on with the young woman (not girl) in the scene as per his completely unnecessary lower back touching when he knew he was on camera. It's not as bad as the suggestions about the scene hinting he's a pedo but it's nevertheless gropey and misogynistic, that should be the actual story here.

And in part it's kinda what frustrates me (and I'm guessing much of the non-US world) about how Americans deal with Trump. The impeachment fizzled because it was done too soon with not enough evidence and Trump is off the hook with a lot of American voters accordingly. Likewise the story should be "Rudy has abysmal judgement because he was completely sucked in by Sacha Baron Cohen" but instead the highlight is Ruby appearing to grab his dick and the story is "Rudy didn't actually grab his dick in front of a woman he barely knows" because that's actually true, and it changes nothing.


You think that's messed up? Two words: Monica Lewinsky
 
2020-10-23 7:43:02 AM  
3 votes:

ParallelUniverseParking: Rudy is so gullible, he'd fall for an old school Nigerian e-mail scammer. Most likely he's helping to "transfer" the $ of several African princes to the US right farking now.


And the GOP would call us the real racists for not supporting it.
 
2020-10-23 7:14:25 AM  
3 votes:
Is it shown in context in the film?  Too bad we have to wait months to--oh, there it is on Prime.

Context.
 
2020-10-23 11:18:31 AM  
2 votes:
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"Lotsa guys tuck their shirt in while lying down on the bed. I know I do!"
 
2020-10-23 11:02:02 AM  
2 votes:

syrynxx: I watched it all too.  It looked like she pulled his shirt out of his pants for some reason and he was definitely tucking it back in, because he used both hands pushing down.  You only need one hand to say hello to your best friend.


Speak for yourself...
 
2020-10-23 8:46:35 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-10-23 7:58:36 AM  
2 votes:

jso2897: Krieghund: Gosh, it's just awful when people slander other people, isn't it?

Imagine being such a leftist degenerate that you say mean things about someone, instead of shooting them with an AR-15, like a normal person.


Hey. There are many different firearms available to Americans that can do the job as good and maybe better than the AR-15. A shotgun or a pistol is often a better choice depending on circumstances. Take a little time to make good choices when defending your fragile ego rather than leaping straight for the AR-15.
 
2020-10-23 7:51:32 AM  
2 votes:
Rudy Giuliani thinks there are attractive 24 year old women who want to have sex with him with no ulterior motives.

(That's the joke.)
 
2020-10-23 7:44:45 AM  
2 votes:

skinink: Despite nothing really happening and the scene possibly edited out of context, Rudy should know better than to be winding up in the bedroom portion of a hotel room with a young lady, and laying down on the bed in addition. You try explaining to your wife or girlfriend that being in a hotel suite bedroom with an unfamiliar woman is innocent.

And considering how Giuliani is slinging mud at other people, I don't have an issue with this blowing up in his face.


If you are dating an 80 year old man and you yourself are not a 103 year old woman, you're quite happy when anyone but you is choking his chicken.
 
2020-10-23 3:20:53 PM  
1 vote:

kpaxoid: Yep, from now on I'll be "tucking in the shirt", if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink, wink.


Say no more.
 
2020-10-23 1:13:49 PM  
1 vote:

NoahFenze: Literally Addicted: I'm wondering what context involves a man with his hand down his pants, alone with a 15 year old is the "correct" context?

I haven't seen it yet. But I'm not sure he's aware she's supposed to be 15.


She's not 15, she's 24. Pretending doesn't count any more than if she was 15 claiming to be 24 Instead of the other way around.
 
2020-10-23 1:03:42 PM  
1 vote:

OptimisticCynicism: No one else in the Democratic party had as much credibility with older African Americans while also being a candidate that older whites can "feel good about ". So we got Biden.


If the republican party wasn't so racist and resentful of minorities, they would have the older african american vote because many african americans are religious conservatives. Church and religion is a big part of their life if not part of their identity.

Which means:
Pro-life
Pro-prayer
Pro-God in the schools
Anti-Evolution
Abstinence only
Anti-LGBT

Biden was the only candidate to have a history of openly pandering to the religious while also being straight...

That's why he has the credibility.

I'm a "Bernie Bro" because I voted for Sanders in 2016 primary and in the 2020 primary despite the fact that I voted straight Dem last election and this election. (voted by mail early both times).

The lesson I learned is that for the majority of the country the Overton window has moved so far to the right, that 90's republicans are seen as "moderates" and that while Bernie has people nodding their heads in agreement with what he says on just about every single issue, they just can't vote for a "socialist" no matter how much the policies would make their lives better.
 
2020-10-23 12:45:55 PM  
1 vote:

redmid17: It didn't go great but you have to balance ideal timing with being able to keep the caucus together. Pelosi wasn't perfect but it was about as good as was going to happen in that respect.

You glossing over this isn't surprising because it undermines your point, but frankly that particular issue amongst the litany of things that should have torpedoed is presidency wouldn't even make the top 3 right now. Your read of the room vis a vis American politics is pretty off


Fair enough. I expected the system to either work or prove its failure in a way which would be relevent come election time. You're telling me I was asking for way too much. You're probably right.

Which really just proves my point too - the impeachment bizzo was ineffective which is what I said in the first place, and you agree.

So thanks.
 
2020-10-23 12:29:43 PM  
1 vote:

redmid17: Aussie_As: ParallelUniverseParking: So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.

See the film, there's no suggestion he was grabbing his junk but there's plenty of suggestion he thought he might be on with the young woman (not girl) in the scene as per his completely unnecessary lower back touching when he knew he was on camera. It's not as bad as the suggestions about the scene hinting he's a pedo but it's nevertheless gropey and misogynistic, that should be the actual story here.

And in part it's kinda what frustrates me (and I'm guessing much of the non-US world) about how Americans deal with Trump. The impeachment fizzled because it was done too soon with not enough evidence and Trump is off the hook with a lot of American voters accordingly. Likewise the story should be "Rudy has abysmal judgement because he was completely sucked in by Sacha Baron Cohen" but instead the highlight is Ruby appearing to grab his dick and the story is "Rudy didn't actually grab his dick in front of a woman he barely knows" because that's actually true, and it changes nothing.

This is either incredible stupid or incredibly wrong. Take your pick. We had him offering a quid pro quo in front of multiple eye witnesses and then they tried to cover it up which was again part of the whistleblowing action.

They had him dead to rights in a normal impeachment hearing but the process is political so of course the GOP wasn't going to convict him in the senate. If he were a normal citizen he'd have been nailed to the wall by a DOJ for soliciting illegal campaign assistance. I hope, but do not expect, that he gets nailed for it after he leaves office.


I don't disagree with a single point but the fact is there's an election on in a couple of weeks and these details are getting no oxygen at all. I stand by my point that the impeachment was wasted by going early. It's having zero impact this week, that's for sure, no matter how great you want to pretend it went.
 
2020-10-23 12:20:40 PM  
1 vote:

Aussie_As: ParallelUniverseParking: So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.

See the film, there's no suggestion he was grabbing his junk but there's plenty of suggestion he thought he might be on with the young woman (not girl) in the scene as per his completely unnecessary lower back touching when he knew he was on camera. It's not as bad as the suggestions about the scene hinting he's a pedo but it's nevertheless gropey and misogynistic, that should be the actual story here.

And in part it's kinda what frustrates me (and I'm guessing much of the non-US world) about how Americans deal with Trump. The impeachment fizzled because it was done too soon with not enough evidence and Trump is off the hook with a lot of American voters accordingly. Likewise the story should be "Rudy has abysmal judgement because he was completely sucked in by Sacha Baron Cohen" but instead the highlight is Ruby appearing to grab his dick and the story is "Rudy didn't actually grab his dick in front of a woman he barely knows" because that's actually true, and it changes nothing.


This is either incredible stupid or incredibly wrong. Take your pick. We had him offering a quid pro quo in front of multiple eye witnesses and then they tried to cover it up which was again part of the whistleblowing action.

They had him dead to rights in a normal impeachment hearing but the process is political so of course the GOP wasn't going to convict him in the senate. If he were a normal citizen he'd have been nailed to the wall by a DOJ for soliciting illegal campaign assistance. I hope, but do not expect, that he gets nailed for it after he leaves office.
 
2020-10-23 9:56:01 AM  
1 vote:

Bigdogdaddy: Bigdogdaddy: They made laws against parking 15 year old girls because old letchers were parking 15 year old girls.

Porking. Dammit


It was not bad the first time around. Parking I mean. Or porking. Umm. Where was I?
 
2020-10-23 9:54:37 AM  
1 vote:

Farkonaut: OptimisticCynicism: Props on actually viewing stuff with an open mind instead of continuing the circle jerking this community had a blast with in the original thread.

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Ha ha I wish. But if your takeaway from Fark is that folks are open minded then good on you, you've obviously had excellent experiences. That said, my top tip to you is NEVER open a gun thread.
 
2020-10-23 9:53:50 AM  
1 vote:
They made laws against parking 15 year old girls because old letchers were parking 15 year old girls.
 
2020-10-23 9:27:30 AM  
1 vote:

wage0048: Okay, Faux News: In what context is it okay for a 76-year-old male to masturbate in a room with what he believes to be a 15-year-old girl?


When the 15-year old girl is Traci Lords?
 
2020-10-23 9:13:44 AM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: If he got duped this easy by a comedian, Russia has a whole box set of videos of Rudy's sordid deeds.


There's some emotionally scarred Red Sparrow graduate sitting in Moscow seeing this and thinking to himself- "That's all it took? Borat fooled him?"
 
2020-10-23 8:57:37 AM  
1 vote:
Do you guys not have dicks? He got two strokes in and is extrordinarly lucky that they burst in when they did. And yes, Maria Bakalova totally stole that movie. As did the babysitter character.
 
2020-10-23 8:47:35 AM  
1 vote:
Okay, Faux News: In what context is it okay for a 76-year-old male to masturbate in a room with what he believes to be a 15-year-old girl?
 
2020-10-23 8:26:41 AM  
1 vote:

SJKebab: I think Sacha made an error in saving the day a few seconds tóo early, but that is very easily justified given the circumstances.


It's entirely possible SBC saw what many of the rest of us did - that Rudy was prepping for launch - and didn't want his coworker to be MeToo'd. (Or, taking a dimmer view of SBC, didn't want HIMSELF to be MeToo'd for putting the production at risk over her having been sexually assaulted.)

Anyway, Rudy is single. Judith (used to be) Nathan finalized her divorce from him last year.

// you may remember Nathan as the woman with whom Guiliani cheated on his second wife (which torpedoed his 2000 Senate campaign)
 
2020-10-23 8:14:32 AM  
1 vote:

BizarreMan: stoli n coke: If he got duped this easy by a comedian, Russia has a whole box set of videos of Rudy's sordid deeds.

Exactly. He probably has his own section on GRUhub.


GRUhub is a great collection of Kompromat.

You should see the section titled "Lady G" or perhaps "Santorum"

/nah the best is really "Section P" - but you have to have the right clearance to see it.
 
2020-10-23 8:11:58 AM  
1 vote:
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The context... is that GOPers fall for this shiat almost all the time.  The pics of all the GOP/NRA people with Butina are so much more damning than this.
 
2020-10-23 8:10:03 AM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: If he got duped this easy by a comedian, Russia has a whole box set of videos of Rudy's sordid deeds.


Exactly. He probably has his own section on GRUhub.
 
2020-10-23 8:01:52 AM  
1 vote:

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


I would have also accepted concent.
 
2020-10-23 7:59:55 AM  
1 vote:
So the Giuliani underage girl masturbation scene is actually a Giuliani underage girl in a hotel room bedroom scene.

Got it. Totally exonerated.

/s
//gonna watch it today
 
2020-10-23 7:45:31 AM  
1 vote:
He wasn't tucking his shirt in. He was pre-gaming his crank.

You don't go into a stranger's hotel bedroom and lie down on the bed without thinking something or someone is about to go down.

And in the scene, all that plays out right after he tells her to give him her number.
 
2020-10-23 7:45:07 AM  
1 vote:

Grungehamster: At least Gateway Pundit had the balls to say "yes, Rudy was trying to get some strange and you would too."

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He's got a rather low opinion of men.
 
2020-10-23 7:43:33 AM  
1 vote:
So, according to conservatives masturbating in front of underage girls is acceptable?

What the fark were they all in a shiat about over louis c.k.? Were they mad because he stole their schtick?

Also, aren't they all in a tizzy cause Biden is allegedly too "friendly" with kids? Post election, the fbi should pick rudy up on distribution of child porn since he is the only confirmed human who has accessed these laptops, and he's apparently been showing them to republican senators...
 
2020-10-23 7:41:12 AM  
1 vote:

ParallelUniverseParking: So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.


See the film, there's no suggestion he was grabbing his junk but there's plenty of suggestion he thought he might be on with the young woman (not girl) in the scene as per his completely unnecessary lower back touching when he knew he was on camera. It's not as bad as the suggestions about the scene hinting he's a pedo but it's nevertheless gropey and misogynistic, that should be the actual story here.

And in part it's kinda what frustrates me (and I'm guessing much of the non-US world) about how Americans deal with Trump. The impeachment fizzled because it was done too soon with not enough evidence and Trump is off the hook with a lot of American voters accordingly. Likewise the story should be "Rudy has abysmal judgement because he was completely sucked in by Sacha Baron Cohen" but instead the highlight is Ruby appearing to grab his dick and the story is "Rudy didn't actually grab his dick in front of a woman he barely knows" because that's actually true, and it changes nothing.
 
2020-10-23 7:23:58 AM  
1 vote:

thorpe: God almighty Fox and The Hill the entirety of American corporate media are off the deep end trying to prop Trump up. This is getting hilarious.



/you're not wrong, just wanted to expand the picture
//though I disagree that it's hilarious
 
2020-10-23 7:21:54 AM  
1 vote:
These people get into these situations because they love to be on camera.
 
2020-10-23 7:21:23 AM  
1 vote:
I'm wondering what context involves a man with his hand down his pants, alone with a 15 year old is the "correct" context?
 
2020-10-23 4:54:39 AM  
1 vote:
Watched the whole thing tonight. It was pretty funny.

Obviously he went in there with bad intentions, but he really didn't do anything. She intentionally led him on. In no way does that girl look 15. Without even looking it up, I would say mid 20s.

Sasha is a master of the con though. Hilarious too. Best documentary about Melania ever.
 
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