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(Fox News)   Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene is likely out of context and not real. So, the Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene is right up Giuliani's alley. Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene. Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-10-23 12:54:06 PM  

Aussie_As: Bigdogdaddy: Bigdogdaddy: They made laws against parking 15 year old girls because old letchers were parking 15 year old girls.

Porking. Dammit

It was not bad the first time around. Parking I mean. Or porking. Umm. Where was I?


Pull up to the bumper, baby, in your long black limousine.
 
2020-10-23 12:55:46 PM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: TDWCom29: wage0048: Okay, Faux News: In what context is it okay for a 76-year-old male to masturbate in a room with what he believes to be a 15-year-old girl?

Did he believe that? I haven't seen it yet, but is there any part before Borat says "She's 15, too old for you" that indicates Rudy thought she was underage?

Again... I haven't watched the movie, but someone said in one of these threads that she was there on assignment for her highschool journalism class...

Someone who has seen the movie please correct me if I'm wrong.


I just watched it and didn't hear it mentioned. The interview just started with her telling him that he was her hero, she gave him a book and then started asking about china. Her age comes off as a bit ambiguous  but she is drinking and appears to have a crew (at least Sasha as a sound guy). He still comes off as a creep with expectations when in the bedroom scene.
 
2020-10-23 12:56:47 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OptimisticCynicism: Aussie_As: It's amazing to the non-US world that the Dems couldn't find anyone better than Biden to be their candidate. At a time when the US economy has experienced a massive downturn, the Dems should be a shoo-in yet Trump is still within sight of victory. Where I live, nobody is voting for the 78 year old when it comes to significant leadership and that's just pragmatism, not ageism. The non-US world doesn't get what's happening here.

So I think a lot of it comes down to demographic shift, our U.S. equiv of a caste system and the different factions within Democratic party.

The caste system essentially has previously sorted by wealth and whether you are white.

Globalization(off shoring), robotics and similar trends have farked everyone not "wealthy"(which are mostly white but not exclusively).

That means everyone that isn't wealthy is rightfully pissed off.

Where things get a little unique is that the U. S. is undergoing the transformation from a majority white country to a country that doesn't actually have any single demographic majority.

What that means is that a lot of mostly old white people are not only pissed off because they got shafted by the rich, but is suddenly getting put on equal footing with their non-white counterparts because white culture is dominating less.

Which brings me to the odd position of African Americans in the Democratic party.

They don't really have options when it comes to political party. You are either supporting the Democrats or you are supporting the party of Segregation. This means that as a voting block they have a massive influence in the party AND they aren't as liberal as white democrats Overall because their (mostly old) conservatives don't have anywhere else to go.

So to win the presidency you needed someone that doesn't piss off the fading, old, white, midwest majority.

To win the Democratic primary you need to win over conservative southern African Americans OR younger voters from all groups AND show that you ...

What scares the conservatives is; the Vice President (hopefully) will be a liberal woman of color, with a very good chance of becoming President.

That scares the shiat out of them.


She still needs to do a good job as VP and have the Biden years look decent in retrospective but yeah that'd scare the hell out of them.
 
2020-10-23 1:03:42 PM  

OptimisticCynicism: No one else in the Democratic party had as much credibility with older African Americans while also being a candidate that older whites can "feel good about ". So we got Biden.


If the republican party wasn't so racist and resentful of minorities, they would have the older african american vote because many african americans are religious conservatives. Church and religion is a big part of their life if not part of their identity.

Which means:
Pro-life
Pro-prayer
Pro-God in the schools
Anti-Evolution
Abstinence only
Anti-LGBT

Biden was the only candidate to have a history of openly pandering to the religious while also being straight...

That's why he has the credibility.

I'm a "Bernie Bro" because I voted for Sanders in 2016 primary and in the 2020 primary despite the fact that I voted straight Dem last election and this election. (voted by mail early both times).

The lesson I learned is that for the majority of the country the Overton window has moved so far to the right, that 90's republicans are seen as "moderates" and that while Bernie has people nodding their heads in agreement with what he says on just about every single issue, they just can't vote for a "socialist" no matter how much the policies would make their lives better.
 
2020-10-23 1:05:21 PM  

OddLlama: I just watched it and didn't hear it mentioned. The interview just started with her telling him that he was her hero, she gave him a book and then started asking about china. Her age comes off as a bit ambiguous  but she is drinking and appears to have a crew (at least Sasha as a sound guy). He still comes off as a creep with expectations when in the bedroom scene.


Thanks. I might watch it tonight after company leaves, we'll see...
 
2020-10-23 1:06:51 PM  
Yep, from now on I'll be "tucking in the shirt", if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink, wink.
 
2020-10-23 1:10:28 PM  
here's what happened in my head with that phrase

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Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene
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Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle aye
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etc ad nauseam
 
2020-10-23 1:13:49 PM  

NoahFenze: Literally Addicted: I'm wondering what context involves a man with his hand down his pants, alone with a 15 year old is the "correct" context?

I haven't seen it yet. But I'm not sure he's aware she's supposed to be 15.


She's not 15, she's 24. Pretending doesn't count any more than if she was 15 claiming to be 24 Instead of the other way around.
 
2020-10-23 1:19:53 PM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: Biden was the only candidate to have a history of openly pandering to the religious while also being straight...

That's why he has the credibility.


I'm not disagreeing with you. More or less we are waiting for some of the electorate to "age out" so that younger voters aren't vetoed by religious views.

I was just trying to provide some context for an outsider. I don't believe the demographics situation are quite the same in a lot of of Western world(from a tipping point perspective) and the dynamic based on the fallout of slavery is also pretty different from most places.

On Biden, the fact that he was the VP for Obama sure doesn't hurt. Not saying the other dynamic isn't there, but being the VP in a historic presidency can give you a bit of a boost.
 
2020-10-23 1:19:57 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Let's say he really was tucking his shirt in at that moment.  Why was he patting her ass before heading into the bedroom?


Why does it matter? Isn't one's personal life ones own business? Giuliani is entitled to as much as John Geddes Lawrence is.
 
2020-10-23 1:49:29 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: thorpe: God almighty Fox and The Hill the entirety of American corporate media are off the deep end trying to prop Trump up. This is getting hilarious.


/you're not wrong, just wanted to expand the picture
//though I disagree that it's hilarious


Yeah, no. No one else is trying to spin this in favor of Giuliani, and I'm not even that sure The Hill is actually doing it, as I don't see it on their front page right now. Mainstream sources also aren't taking the bait on the Hunter Biden bullshiat.
 
2020-10-23 1:52:25 PM  

Alien Robot: Metastatic Capricorn: Let's say he really was tucking his shirt in at that moment.  Why was he patting her ass before heading into the bedroom?

Why does it matter? Isn't one's personal life ones own business? Giuliani is entitled to as much as John Geddes Lawrence is.


Are you seriously asking why does it matter that he was going to have sex with a woman who claimed to be 15?

The only possible out here is that she never claimed this until Cohen burst in, which seems unlikely.
 
2020-10-23 2:15:12 PM  

Fireproof: Snatch Bandergrip: thorpe: God almighty Fox and The Hill the entirety of American corporate media are off the deep end trying to prop Trump up. This is getting hilarious.


/you're not wrong, just wanted to expand the picture
//though I disagree that it's hilarious

Yeah, no. No one else is trying to spin this in favor of Giuliani, and I'm not even that sure The Hill is actually doing it, as I don't see it on their front page right now. Mainstream sources also aren't taking the bait on the Hunter Biden bullshiat.


That said, I want to thank you for making me stumble upon this hilarious mistake by The Hill:

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2020-10-23 2:34:15 PM  
Looks like day drinking's back on the menu boys!
 
2020-10-23 2:58:31 PM  
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2020-10-23 3:04:23 PM  

Aussie_As: TDWCom29: wage0048: Okay, Faux News: In what context is it okay for a 76-year-old male to masturbate in a room with what he believes to be a 15-year-old girl?

Did he believe that? I haven't seen it yet, but is there any part before Borat says "She's 15, too old for you" that indicates Rudy thought she was underage?

Saw the film today and the simple answer is no. She was there to conduct a prearranged interview for a foreign media network, she was in a business suit and had a film crew in tow, her credentials checked out. The actor playing Borat's daughter is 24 and looks it (although there's the occasional 15 year old who could pass for 24 too admittedly).

Rudy was bad but misogynist bad not pedo bad.


This is how real kompromat actually works.
 
2020-10-23 3:20:53 PM  

kpaxoid: Yep, from now on I'll be "tucking in the shirt", if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink, wink.


Say no more.
 
2020-10-23 4:08:03 PM  

Bob The Nob: I haven't seen it yet, but while I do feel this is overblown ... who lays down to "tuck in"?  Honestly?


Sounds like you have a tiny dick
 
2020-10-23 6:12:40 PM  

Fireproof: Alien Robot: Metastatic Capricorn: Let's say he really was tucking his shirt in at that moment.  Why was he patting her ass before heading into the bedroom?

Why does it matter? Isn't one's personal life ones own business? Giuliani is entitled to as much as John Geddes Lawrence is.

Are you seriously asking why does it matter that he was going to have sex with a woman who claimed to be 15?

The only possible out here is that she never claimed this until Cohen burst in, which seems unlikely.


Where did she claim to be 15?
 
2020-10-23 7:42:08 PM  

Aussie_As: NoahFenze: Literally Addicted: I'm wondering what context involves a man with his hand down his pants, alone with a 15 year old is the "correct" context?

I haven't seen it yet. But I'm not sure he's aware she's supposed to be 15.

Saw it today, really enjoyed it but not as good as the original film imho. She's in the room with a camera crew conducting an interview as a professional journalist. The actor playing Borat's "15 year old" daughter is actually 24 and looks it. The only suggestion she is underage is made by Borat well after Rudy has put his arm around her lower back and lay back on the bed tucking in his shirt.

There's no reason Rudy would have believed her to be underage. His gropey behaviour and sexist treatment of a female journalist are misogynism, not paedophilia, as near as I can interpret it. It's still awful and it indicates Rudy would be an easy mark for any foreign agencies who wanted to compromise him on dodgy sex grounds so that should be the story here, not Rudy is a pedo.


FoxNews thinks that saying that Rudy was engaged in a different flavor of predatory sexual behavior means that everything he did was ok.
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2020-10-23 8:06:46 PM  

BunkyBrewman: You know what matters people?  How farking easy it was to put somebody in Trump's close orbit in a seemingly compromising position.

If Giuliani was so easily led by his Rudy, imagine how easy it would be to do this to the others that Trump surrounds himself.


Like maybe a bunch of Republican senators on a Moscow junket on the 4th of July?
 
2020-10-23 11:34:44 PM  

GrinzGrimly: 'Joe Biden Hair Smelling'


Jeasus Christ it's a pitiful state of affairs supporting your guy these days, isn't it? Most of your fellow boosters have stopped. Must feel a bit hopeless to drag out the same trite things that excite Trump rallies and no one else in the world. Must be lonely. Turn off the lights when you go.
 
2020-10-23 11:47:57 PM  

Alien Robot: Metastatic Capricorn: Let's say he really was tucking his shirt in at that moment.  Why was he patting her ass before heading into the bedroom?

Why does it matter? Isn't one's personal life ones own business? Giuliani is entitled to as much as John Geddes Lawrence is.


Let those people out of your basement.
 
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