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(Fox News)   Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene is likely out of context and not real. So, the Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene is right up Giuliani's alley. Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene. Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-10-23 7:53:30 AM  
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2020-10-23 7:53:34 AM  

Bob The Nob: I haven't seen it yet, but while I do feel this is overblown ... who lays down to "tuck in"?  Honestly?


His gut overhangs his waist, he needs to lie back to suck it in enough to get his hands under his waistband.
 
2020-10-23 7:54:42 AM  

PiperArrow: FTFA: "I'm tucking my shirt in, I assure you that's all I was doing," Giuliani told WABC radio on Wednesday.

Well, if we have your assurance, that's good enough for me!

I've lived a long time, not as long as Giuliani, but long enough to have grandchildren. I can confidently say that I have never once tucked my shirt in while laying down in bed. It defeats the whole purpose of the act --- the shirt isn't going to be neatly tucked in by the time I stand up. So either Giuliani is a complete moron, or he's a big fat liar.

Verdict: Giuliani is a moron and a liar.


To be fair, you're also probably not grossly obese and 76 years old.

People's ways of adjusting to decrepitude are...weird.

Also, fark Rudy.
 
2020-10-23 7:56:41 AM  
And Cohen will be hitting the talk shows starting Monday. As himself, not the character. I wouldn't egg him on when you don't know how much footage was actually shot.
 
2020-10-23 7:58:26 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Rudy Giuliani thinks there are attractive 24 year old women who want to have sex with him with no ulterior motives.

(That's the joke.)


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2020-10-23 7:58:36 AM  

jso2897: Krieghund: Gosh, it's just awful when people slander other people, isn't it?

Imagine being such a leftist degenerate that you say mean things about someone, instead of shooting them with an AR-15, like a normal person.


Hey. There are many different firearms available to Americans that can do the job as good and maybe better than the AR-15. A shotgun or a pistol is often a better choice depending on circumstances. Take a little time to make good choices when defending your fragile ego rather than leaping straight for the AR-15.
 
2020-10-23 7:59:07 AM  
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"This guy comes running in, wearing a crazy, what I would say was a pink transgender outfit," Giuliani said.
 
2020-10-23 7:59:31 AM  

stoli n coke: He wasn't tucking his shirt in. He was pre-gaming his crank.

You don't go into a stranger's hotel bedroom and lie down on the bed without thinking something or someone is about to go down.

And in the scene, all that plays out right after he tells her to give him her number.


Smarted just for the phrase "pre-gaming his crank."
 
2020-10-23 7:59:55 AM  
So the Giuliani underage girl masturbation scene is actually a Giuliani underage girl in a hotel room bedroom scene.

Got it. Totally exonerated.

/s
//gonna watch it today
 
2020-10-23 8:00:15 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Rudy Giuliani thinks there are attractive 24 year old women who want to have sex with him with no ulterior motives.

(That's the joke.)


That's the problem that's being overlooked here.  It's not the underage thing (there's zero indication that she was up until Cohen comes in and announces it), or even the gropey/pervy thing (problem, granted, but not the big one).  It's that he eagerly went for such a flagrant, obvious honeypot.  This is a major official in the current administration, particularly with Donnie's "generous" interpretation of security clearances, and it never even occurs to him that this could potentially be any sort of scam.  Thank fark this was a jumped-up hidden camera prank show, rather than an actual attempt at gaining kompromat.  How many times has he fallen for this that we haven't seen on camera yet?
 
2020-10-23 8:00:55 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: You think that's messed up? Two words: Monica Lewinsky


Interesting point. There are a lot of differences between Rudy's lapse in judgement and Bill Clinton's lapse in judement. Both occurred with women of consenting age however, so that's not part of their lapse in judgement.

Bill Clinton's poor judgement was to presume that a young woman who was politically supportive wouldn't say something about their dalliance, that was always going to happen and there was always a solid chance he'd be caught out whether it be weeks or months or years after the event.

Rudy's poor judgement was right in front of him: cameras. He's on camera and actually signed a waiver to permit the footage to be screened as I understand the story. That's massively more naive than Bill Clinton. Whether you regard that as a positive or negative (there are arguments to be made either way) is up to you I guess.
 
2020-10-23 8:01:52 AM  

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


I would have also accepted concent.
 
2020-10-23 8:03:38 AM  
Excuse me but did you say  "Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene", I thought you said "Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene"
 
2020-10-23 8:04:29 AM  

stoli n coke: And Cohen will be hitting the talk shows starting Monday. As himself, not the character. I wouldn't egg him on when you don't know how much footage was actually shot.


Here's a breakdown for ya

https://slate.com/culture/2020/10/bor​a​t-giuliani-sacha-baron-cohen-video-ana​lyzed.html
 
2020-10-23 8:05:34 AM  
so I guess fox is going to have a segment how Dr. Fauci's comments were taken out of context for the Trump Ad?
 
2020-10-23 8:06:07 AM  
How about how easy it was for her to get that much access to the president's lawyer?
 
2020-10-23 8:07:09 AM  

Literally Addicted: I'm wondering what context involves a man with his hand down his pants, alone with a 15 year old is the "correct" context?


I haven't seen it yet. But I'm not sure he's aware she's supposed to be 15.
 
2020-10-23 8:10:03 AM  

stoli n coke: If he got duped this easy by a comedian, Russia has a whole box set of videos of Rudy's sordid deeds.


Exactly. He probably has his own section on GRUhub.
 
2020-10-23 8:11:58 AM  
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The context... is that GOPers fall for this shiat almost all the time.  The pics of all the GOP/NRA people with Butina are so much more damning than this.
 
2020-10-23 8:12:12 AM  
First of all, Rudy can fark off and die.

That said, I just watched the movie too. The funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I'm still recovering, it broke me...  Now this scene, yeah I think he was tucking his shirt in.  And the pedo angle doesn't work either as while we the viewer know her as a 15 year old girl, the scene certainly doesn't set her up as such, nor does she look like one. The only mention of her age is when Borat comes in to save the day with a hilarious quote that I don't want to spoil, but probably already has been by others.

All that said, he DEFINITELY thought he was in with a chance, and she led him on the whole way.
As stated above, the real story is that he is so easily succumbed to a honey pot, and therefore is a massive security risk.  I think Sacha made an error in saving the day a few seconds tóo early, but that is very easily justified given the circumstances.
 
2020-10-23 8:12:43 AM  
Fox news says something isn't real 🙄
 
2020-10-23 8:12:54 AM  

NoahFenze: Literally Addicted: I'm wondering what context involves a man with his hand down his pants, alone with a 15 year old is the "correct" context?

I haven't seen it yet. But I'm not sure he's aware she's supposed to be 15.


Saw it today, really enjoyed it but not as good as the original film imho. She's in the room with a camera crew conducting an interview as a professional journalist. The actor playing Borat's "15 year old" daughter is actually 24 and looks it. The only suggestion she is underage is made by Borat well after Rudy has put his arm around her lower back and lay back on the bed tucking in his shirt.

There's no reason Rudy would have believed her to be underage. His gropey behaviour and sexist treatment of a female journalist are misogynism, not paedophilia, as near as I can interpret it. It's still awful and it indicates Rudy would be an easy mark for any foreign agencies who wanted to compromise him on dodgy sex grounds so that should be the story here, not Rudy is a pedo.
 
2020-10-23 8:13:22 AM  

NoGods: jso2897: Krieghund: Gosh, it's just awful when people slander other people, isn't it?

Imagine being such a leftist degenerate that you say mean things about someone, instead of shooting them with an AR-15, like a normal person.

Hey. There are many different firearms available to Americans that can do the job as good and maybe better than the AR-15. A shotgun or a pistol is often a better choice depending on circumstances. Take a little time to make good choices when defending your fragile ego rather than leaping straight for the AR-15.


But those fake Sears Catalogue "assault rifles" are so sexy! They all look like Rob Liefeld drew them!
 
2020-10-23 8:14:32 AM  

BizarreMan: stoli n coke: If he got duped this easy by a comedian, Russia has a whole box set of videos of Rudy's sordid deeds.

Exactly. He probably has his own section on GRUhub.


GRUhub is a great collection of Kompromat.

You should see the section titled "Lady G" or perhaps "Santorum"

/nah the best is really "Section P" - but you have to have the right clearance to see it.
 
2020-10-23 8:14:43 AM  

saywhonow: So, according to conservatives masturbating in front of underage girls is acceptable?

What the fark were they all in a shiat about over louis c.k.? Were they mad because he stole their schtick?

Also, aren't they all in a tizzy cause Biden is allegedly too "friendly" with kids? Post election, the fbi should pick rudy up on distribution of child porn since he is the only confirmed human who has accessed these laptops, and he's apparently been showing them to republican senators...


Anything is ok if you're an important Republican.  Literally anything.
 
2020-10-23 8:14:46 AM  
If that were you in the scene instead of Rudy, would your wife divorce you?

Nuff said, i think.
 
2020-10-23 8:15:29 AM  
Let's say he really was tucking his shirt in at that moment.  Why was he patting her ass before heading into the bedroom?
 
2020-10-23 8:20:41 AM  
I know it's getting to be a cliche, but can you imagine if a Democrat were caught in this position?  That fat ball of dough Hannity would be all over himself with outrage, as would every -R in office anywhere.
 
2020-10-23 8:26:41 AM  

SJKebab: I think Sacha made an error in saving the day a few seconds tóo early, but that is very easily justified given the circumstances.


It's entirely possible SBC saw what many of the rest of us did - that Rudy was prepping for launch - and didn't want his coworker to be MeToo'd. (Or, taking a dimmer view of SBC, didn't want HIMSELF to be MeToo'd for putting the production at risk over her having been sexually assaulted.)

Anyway, Rudy is single. Judith (used to be) Nathan finalized her divorce from him last year.

// you may remember Nathan as the woman with whom Guiliani cheated on his second wife (which torpedoed his 2000 Senate campaign)
 
2020-10-23 8:29:29 AM  
Giuliani Underage girl masturbation scene.
Some headlines write themselves.

Out of context?  There are 10 reasons why one should ever pull your dick out during a Zoom call...  this ain't one of them.
 
2020-10-23 8:29:49 AM  
You know what matters people?  How farking easy it was to put somebody in Trump's close orbit in a seemingly compromising position.

If Giuliani was so easily led by his Rudy, imagine how easy it would be to do this to the others that Trump surrounds himself.
 
2020-10-23 8:32:17 AM  

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


They're Originalists, you see.
 
2020-10-23 8:35:06 AM  

Stopheles: Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?

They're Originalists, you see.



Not enough "Smarts" to give.
 
2020-10-23 8:36:06 AM  

kindms: The context everyone seems to be missing is Rudy willingly and without much proving is ready willing and able to be bribed by foreign governments


THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!

And it's not just Rudy, it's everyone that Trump surrounds himself with.  The overwhelming majority of them are just a bunch of grifters (especially Trump's kids which explains his projecting in last night's debate) trying to stuff as much money in their pockets as possible while the going is good.
 
2020-10-23 8:43:46 AM  

syrynxx: I watched it all too.  It looked like she pulled his shirt out of his pants for some reason and he was definitely tucking it back in, because he used both hands pushing down.  You only need one hand to say hello to your best friend.


I mean... *you* might...
 
2020-10-23 8:46:35 AM  
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2020-10-23 8:47:09 AM  
wasn't rudy originally there to pickup a cash "donation"?
 
2020-10-23 8:47:35 AM  
Okay, Faux News: In what context is it okay for a 76-year-old male to masturbate in a room with what he believes to be a 15-year-old girl?
 
2020-10-23 8:51:03 AM  

wage0048: Okay, Faux News: In what context is it okay for a 76-year-old male to masturbate in a room with what he believes to be a 15-year-old girl?


The letter next to your name
 
2020-10-23 8:51:54 AM  
This follows Fox News' principled stance of not reporting on Anthony Weiner because the footage was taken out of context.
 
2020-10-23 8:53:19 AM  

jimjays: I can imagine a kind-hearted nationally-recognized pol giving a brief interview with an assertive and surprisingly informed HS journalist to encourage her to keep at it. Show her hard work will indeed take her places. But I can't imagine Giuliani doing it simply out of the goodness of his heart...

And I have a lot of trouble believing that a nationally-recognized pol would be in a hotel room with a HS age girl without several aides and perhaps friendly media there to CYA unless he had something else on his mind that he didn't want such people to know about.



I know.. democrats eat babies they hide in pizza parlors -we're all pedos.  (No proof of this what-so-ever)

Meanwhile, we have Rudy here with a supposedly underage female ALONE in a hotel room and: Nothing to see here folks...

...do we really think winning this election is going make these people no longer exist?
 
2020-10-23 8:56:30 AM  

SJKebab: First of all, Rudy can fark off and die.

That said, I just watched the movie too. The funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I'm still recovering, it broke me...  Now this scene, yeah I think he was tucking his shirt in.  And the pedo angle doesn't work either as while we the viewer know her as a 15 year old girl, the scene certainly doesn't set her up as such, nor does she look like one. The only mention of her age is when Borat comes in to save the day with a hilarious quote that I don't want to spoil, but probably already has been by others.

All that said, he DEFINITELY thought he was in with a chance, and she led him on the whole way.
As stated above, the real story is that he is so easily succumbed to a honey pot, and therefore is a massive security risk.  I think Sacha made an error in saving the day a few seconds tóo early, but that is very easily justified given the circumstances.


So much THIS there wouldn't be any left in the universe if I gave it all it deserved.  He's a confidant of the president who has travelled extensively in countries where Russian intelligence operates with impunity.  If he hasn't already been honeypotted I'll eat my shoe.
 
2020-10-23 8:57:26 AM  

contrapunctus: Here's the thing about Rudy.

You DON'T go to these lengths of cross-dressing unless you REALLY enjoy it on some subconscious level.

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And that's something he was absolutely fine with putting out in the public sphere.  Let's call it his baseline.

I don't even want to think of what deeds of his are hidden beneath the tip of this iceberg.


The thing is, Julie liking to cross dress on occasion isn't a big deal. That's his bag, and it doesn't hurt anyone, and he has fun with it. That's not shameful.

Shameful is the sheer hypocrisy to hold others to a standard that he is unwilling and unable to hold. He HAS willingly embraced tactics and methods that DO hurt people. I'll never have an issue with Julie wanting to dress up at the drop of a hat, with a moderate track record for LGBT rights, and then trying to shame others for their own places on the sexual spectrums, and his open support of those who virulently oppose LGBT rights, that's an issue.

Julie has a lot of wrong going on, and I'm more than glad to take him to task for it, especially with his increasing instability, but let's not try to shame a guy for wanting to feel pretty on occasion. Because, while his crossdressing can sometimes feel a bit mean spirited in its delivery, he DOES hop into a dress fast. No shame in that. All God's chill'uns gots to dance. Even the remarkably sh*tty and crazy ones.
 
2020-10-23 8:57:37 AM  
Do you guys not have dicks? He got two strokes in and is extrordinarly lucky that they burst in when they did. And yes, Maria Bakalova totally stole that movie. As did the babysitter character.
 
2020-10-23 9:00:37 AM  
I haven't seen the movie (I hated Borat and the only reason to watch this one is to see them lampoon this administration) but from everything I've gathered from those who have it makes it perfectly clear...

The short video that shows Giulliani with his hands down his pants was put in the wrong context... He wasn't masturbating in the presence of who he thought was a 15 year old girl...

There, see?

That video was of him tucking in his shirt...

After he brought her to a private hotel room.

After groping her several times.

After he massaged her neck.

After he bragged to her about his wealth and power.

After he heard her story about how she struggles and how vulnerable she is.

I mean... context is important isn't it?
 
2020-10-23 9:05:04 AM  
The July report didn't report any inappropriate or sexual behavior.


i know it's rudy, but i doubt even he's stupid enough to report his own 'inappropriate sexual behavior' to the police.  probably
 
2020-10-23 9:05:53 AM  

schubie: Do you guys not have dicks? He got two strokes in and is extrordinarly lucky that they burst in when they did. And yes, Maria Bakalova totally stole that movie. As did the babysitter character.


I am a straight guy with a dick who agrees that Maria Bakalova stole the movie through acting talent and general attractiveness but I'd never fall for her pretending to be attracted to me because (like Rudy) I'm ageing and nowhere near her ball-park. Fark knows how Rudy thought she was actually interested other than for honeypot reasons. That's the scary thing here.

/agree that the babysitter character was great, also would point out the Republican women tried their best which served to point out the problems with the Republican Party are the men.
 
2020-10-23 9:07:49 AM  

Pernicious Q. Varmint: SJKebab: First of all, Rudy can fark off and die.

That said, I just watched the movie too. The funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I'm still recovering, it broke me...  Now this scene, yeah I think he was tucking his shirt in.  And the pedo angle doesn't work either as while we the viewer know her as a 15 year old girl, the scene certainly doesn't set her up as such, nor does she look like one. The only mention of her age is when Borat comes in to save the day with a hilarious quote that I don't want to spoil, but probably already has been by others.

All that said, he DEFINITELY thought he was in with a chance, and she led him on the whole way.
As stated above, the real story is that he is so easily succumbed to a honey pot, and therefore is a massive security risk.  I think Sacha made an error in saving the day a few seconds tóo early, but that is very easily justified given the circumstances.

So much THIS there wouldn't be any left in the universe if I gave it all it deserved.  He's a confidant of the president who has travelled extensively in countries where Russian intelligence operates with impunity.  If he hasn't already been honeypotted I'll eat my shoe.


or hes been bribed in EXACTLY this way so many times he thinks its normal
 
2020-10-23 9:13:44 AM  

stoli n coke: If he got duped this easy by a comedian, Russia has a whole box set of videos of Rudy's sordid deeds.


There's some emotionally scarred Red Sparrow graduate sitting in Moscow seeing this and thinking to himself- "That's all it took? Borat fooled him?"
 
2020-10-23 9:14:08 AM  
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