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(Fox News)   Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene is likely out of context and not real. So, the Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene is right up Giuliani's alley. Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene. Giuliani underage-girl masturbation scene   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-10-22 9:12:02 PM  
Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?
 
2020-10-22 9:31:41 PM  

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


The ones that do are trying to grift the ones that don't, so you're probably better off looking for that on a prison bathroom wall.
 
2020-10-22 9:57:02 PM  

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


Give them a break, they need to get past understanding  consent first.
 
2020-10-23 12:14:04 AM  
Subby, you could've gotten a lot more hits just calling it the "girl masturbation scene."  At least everyone would have to click on the link to have their stomach turn
 
2020-10-23 12:29:50 AM  
God almighty Fox and The Hill are off the deep end trying to prop Trump up. This is getting hilarious.
 
2020-10-23 2:32:53 AM  

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


They're used to setting the narrative and everyone else in the universe accepting without reservation.
 
2020-10-23 4:15:31 AM  
Gosh, it's just awful when people slander other people, isn't it?
 
2020-10-23 4:38:29 AM  
I guess I'd feel bad if Julie hadn't spent the last few weeks trying to pin a fake news story on someone else, but I doubt that the lesson is exactly going to resonate in that empty skull.
 
2020-10-23 4:54:39 AM  
Watched the whole thing tonight. It was pretty funny.

Obviously he went in there with bad intentions, but he really didn't do anything. She intentionally led him on. In no way does that girl look 15. Without even looking it up, I would say mid 20s.

Sasha is a master of the con though. Hilarious too. Best documentary about Melania ever.
 
2020-10-23 5:06:51 AM  
I watched it all too.  It looked like she pulled his shirt out of his pants for some reason and he was definitely tucking it back in, because he used both hands pushing down.  You only need one hand to say hello to your best friend.
 
2020-10-23 5:54:28 AM  
I suspect anyone even obliquely related to the Biden campaign needs to watch out for utterly ham-fisted and guileless (and unfunny) attacks from the Project Veritas asshats in the next few days.

Again, the issue here is "If the personal attorney of the POTUS can fall for this, what the hell have actual trained FSB agents gotten over on him?"
 
2020-10-23 7:14:25 AM  
Is it shown in context in the film?  Too bad we have to wait months to--oh, there it is on Prime.

Context.
 
2020-10-23 7:21:23 AM  
I'm wondering what context involves a man with his hand down his pants, alone with a 15 year old is the "correct" context?
 
2020-10-23 7:21:28 AM  

syrynxx: I watched it all too.  It looked like she pulled his shirt out of his pants for some reason and he was definitely tucking it back in, because he used both hands pushing down.  You only need one hand to say hello to your best friend.


Your cock must be really really small.
 
2020-10-23 7:21:54 AM  
These people get into these situations because they love to be on camera.
 
2020-10-23 7:22:34 AM  
He's suggesting alternative flaccids?
 
2020-10-23 7:23:58 AM  

thorpe: God almighty Fox and The Hill the entirety of American corporate media are off the deep end trying to prop Trump up. This is getting hilarious.



/you're not wrong, just wanted to expand the picture
//though I disagree that it's hilarious
 
2020-10-23 7:27:06 AM  
So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.
 
2020-10-23 7:28:04 AM  
The context everyone seems to be missing is Rudy willingly and without much proving is ready willing and able to be bribed by foreign governments
 
2020-10-23 7:28:30 AM  

Rapmaster2000: These people get into these situations because they love to be on camera

15 year-olds
 
2020-10-23 7:28:40 AM  

Literally Addicted: I'm wondering what context involves a man with his hand down his pants, alone with a 15 year old is the "correct" context?


Trying to dislodge a mouse.
 
2020-10-23 7:29:02 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.


This time without his 2nd cousin.
 
2020-10-23 7:31:52 AM  

GregoryD: Watched the whole thing tonight. It was pretty funny.

Obviously he went in there with bad intentions, but he really didn't do anything. She intentionally led him on. In no way does that girl look 15. Without even looking it up, I would say mid 20s.

Sasha is a master of the con though. Hilarious too. Best documentary about Melania ever.


COMPLETELY AGREED. Watched it today, you can't really say Rudy is a pedo because everything about the scene showed her as an adult, but he is a creepy gropey bastard as evidenced by him grabbing her lower back when he knew he was on camera. There is a big difference between pedo and gropey which is important to remember, Rudy is the latter not the former.

Enjoyed the film, obviously not as good as the original but the sequel made clear they couldn't repeat the original because Borat is so recognisable now. The (24 year old) actor playing Borat's (15 year old) daughter was brilliant, I hope she goes on to a big career after this.
 
2020-10-23 7:31:55 AM  
Rudy is so gullible, he'd fall for an old school Nigerian e-mail scammer. Most likely he's helping to "transfer" the $ of several African princes to the US right farking now.
 
2020-10-23 7:34:33 AM  
At least Gateway Pundit had the balls to say "yes, Rudy was trying to get some strange and you would too."

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2020-10-23 7:34:34 AM  
I can imagine a kind-hearted nationally-recognized pol giving a brief interview with an assertive and surprisingly informed HS journalist to encourage her to keep at it. Show her hard work will indeed take her places. But I can't imagine Giuliani doing it simply out of the goodness of his heart...

And I have a lot of trouble believing that a nationally-recognized pol would be in a hotel room with a HS age girl without several aides and perhaps friendly media there to CYA unless he had something else on his mind that he didn't want such people to know about.
 
2020-10-23 7:36:15 AM  
let's all take a moment to feel sorry for Rudy.

and now that that's over... i hope that shiatbag gets thrown in jail, or at least sued for whatever his ex-wives have left him.
 
2020-10-23 7:37:38 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: Rudy is so gullible, he'd fall for an old school Nigerian e-mail scammer. Most likely he's helping to "transfer" the $ of several African princes to the US right farking now.


I think he gets those calls from "Microsoft" that tell you that your computer has a virus and you need to send them $400 in Target Gift Cards and he totally does what they say to fix the problem. Multiple times a week.
 
2020-10-23 7:39:37 AM  
Watched it for myself.

The *exact* scene everyone's talking about?  Yeah, he was actually tucking in his shirt (probably).

The entire context?  Yeah, he was 100% getting ready to do some creepy business with that girl.  His rubbing of her back is even worse, IMO.
 
2020-10-23 7:40:38 AM  
Despite nothing really happening and the scene possibly edited out of context, Rudy should know better than to be winding up in the bedroom portion of a hotel room with a young lady, and laying down on the bed in addition. You try explaining to your wife or girlfriend that being in a hotel suite bedroom with an unfamiliar woman is innocent.

And considering how Giuliani is slinging mud at other people, I don't have an issue with this blowing up in his face.
 
2020-10-23 7:41:12 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.


See the film, there's no suggestion he was grabbing his junk but there's plenty of suggestion he thought he might be on with the young woman (not girl) in the scene as per his completely unnecessary lower back touching when he knew he was on camera. It's not as bad as the suggestions about the scene hinting he's a pedo but it's nevertheless gropey and misogynistic, that should be the actual story here.

And in part it's kinda what frustrates me (and I'm guessing much of the non-US world) about how Americans deal with Trump. The impeachment fizzled because it was done too soon with not enough evidence and Trump is off the hook with a lot of American voters accordingly. Likewise the story should be "Rudy has abysmal judgement because he was completely sucked in by Sacha Baron Cohen" but instead the highlight is Ruby appearing to grab his dick and the story is "Rudy didn't actually grab his dick in front of a woman he barely knows" because that's actually true, and it changes nothing.
 
2020-10-23 7:41:28 AM  
White is hella sus.  I saw them masturbating on cams -- not tucking.

I voted.  Enjoy the airlock Rudy.
 
2020-10-23 7:42:37 AM  

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


It's the go-to word when they try to defend all the awful shiat in the bible.
 
2020-10-23 7:42:50 AM  
If he got duped this easy by a comedian, Russia has a whole box set of videos of Rudy's sordid deeds.
 
2020-10-23 7:42:55 AM  
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2020-10-23 7:43:02 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: Rudy is so gullible, he'd fall for an old school Nigerian e-mail scammer. Most likely he's helping to "transfer" the $ of several African princes to the US right farking now.


And the GOP would call us the real racists for not supporting it.
 
2020-10-23 7:43:33 AM  
So, according to conservatives masturbating in front of underage girls is acceptable?

What the fark were they all in a shiat about over louis c.k.? Were they mad because he stole their schtick?

Also, aren't they all in a tizzy cause Biden is allegedly too "friendly" with kids? Post election, the fbi should pick rudy up on distribution of child porn since he is the only confirmed human who has accessed these laptops, and he's apparently been showing them to republican senators...
 
2020-10-23 7:43:36 AM  
I haven't seen it yet, but while I do feel this is overblown ... who lays down to "tuck in"?  Honestly?
 
2020-10-23 7:44:45 AM  

skinink: Despite nothing really happening and the scene possibly edited out of context, Rudy should know better than to be winding up in the bedroom portion of a hotel room with a young lady, and laying down on the bed in addition. You try explaining to your wife or girlfriend that being in a hotel suite bedroom with an unfamiliar woman is innocent.

And considering how Giuliani is slinging mud at other people, I don't have an issue with this blowing up in his face.


If you are dating an 80 year old man and you yourself are not a 103 year old woman, you're quite happy when anyone but you is choking his chicken.
 
2020-10-23 7:44:56 AM  

Lambskincoat: Why do Republicans not understand what the word "context" means?


in the context of Republican: good, in the context of Democrats: bad

See, simple.
 
2020-10-23 7:45:04 AM  
Enjoyed the film this morning... as stated above, more gropy then pedo.


Still funny as hell
 
2020-10-23 7:45:07 AM  

Grungehamster: At least Gateway Pundit had the balls to say "yes, Rudy was trying to get some strange and you would too."

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He's got a rather low opinion of men.
 
2020-10-23 7:45:31 AM  
He wasn't tucking his shirt in. He was pre-gaming his crank.

You don't go into a stranger's hotel bedroom and lie down on the bed without thinking something or someone is about to go down.

And in the scene, all that plays out right after he tells her to give him her number.
 
2020-10-23 7:47:13 AM  
Here's the thing about Rudy.

You DON'T go to these lengths of cross-dressing unless you REALLY enjoy it on some subconscious level.

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And that's something he was absolutely fine with putting out in the public sphere.  Let's call it his baseline.

I don't even want to think of what deeds of his are hidden beneath the tip of this iceberg.
 
2020-10-23 7:47:15 AM  
I'm sure it's totally legit.  Borat found the video in a laptop somewhere in Delaware.
 
2020-10-23 7:48:30 AM  

Krieghund: Gosh, it's just awful when people slander other people, isn't it?


Imagine being such a leftist degenerate that you say mean things about someone, instead of shooting them with an AR-15, like a normal person.
 
2020-10-23 7:51:30 AM  

contrapunctus: Watched it for myself.

The *exact* scene everyone's talking about?  Yeah, he was actually tucking in his shirt (probably).

The entire context?  Yeah, he was 100% getting ready to do some creepy business with that girl.  His rubbing of her back is even worse, IMO.


He was just taking off her microphone!
 
2020-10-23 7:51:32 AM  
Rudy Giuliani thinks there are attractive 24 year old women who want to have sex with him with no ulterior motives.

(That's the joke.)
 
2020-10-23 7:51:38 AM  

Aussie_As: ParallelUniverseParking: So Rudy Giuliani was masturbating out of context? Kinky.

See the film, there's no suggestion he was grabbing his junk but there's plenty of suggestion he thought he might be on with the young woman (not girl) in the scene as per his completely unnecessary lower back touching when he knew he was on camera. It's not as bad as the suggestions about the scene hinting he's a pedo but it's nevertheless gropey and misogynistic, that should be the actual story here.

And in part it's kinda what frustrates me (and I'm guessing much of the non-US world) about how Americans deal with Trump. The impeachment fizzled because it was done too soon with not enough evidence and Trump is off the hook with a lot of American voters accordingly. Likewise the story should be "Rudy has abysmal judgement because he was completely sucked in by Sacha Baron Cohen" but instead the highlight is Ruby appearing to grab his dick and the story is "Rudy didn't actually grab his dick in front of a woman he barely knows" because that's actually true, and it changes nothing.


You think that's messed up? Two words: Monica Lewinsky
 
2020-10-23 7:51:41 AM  
FTFA: "I'm tucking my shirt in, I assure you that's all I was doing," Giuliani told WABC radio on Wednesday.

Well, if we have your assurance, that's good enough for me!

I've lived a long time, not as long as Giuliani, but long enough to have grandchildren. I can confidently say that I have never once tucked my shirt in while laying down in bed. It defeats the whole purpose of the act --- the shirt isn't going to be neatly tucked in by the time I stand up. So either Giuliani is a complete moron, or he's a big fat liar.

Verdict: Giuliani is a moron and a liar.
 
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