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2020-10-22 10:07:09 PM  
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2020-10-22 11:50:18 PM  
That probably is the best smelling thing Walmart has had in a while.
 
2020-10-23 12:29:47 AM  
But without custoners there would be no walmart.
 
2020-10-23 12:52:37 AM  
Walmart. Where a skunk is refreshing.
 
2020-10-23 1:09:42 AM  
Pod people?
 
2020-10-23 1:11:59 AM  
It would be much more challenging to find something that doesn't stink at Walmart.
 
2020-10-23 1:12:06 AM  
After two months, there is no way someone could smell the fart I left there.
 
2020-10-23 1:12:07 AM  

bearded clamorer: Walmart. Where a skunk is refreshing.


It covered up the smell of the dressing room dumps.
 
2020-10-23 1:13:45 AM  
Honestly, I wasn't expecting a skunk.

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2020-10-23 1:15:57 AM  
"Edmund is definitely full of skunks."

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2020-10-23 1:16:25 AM  
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2020-10-23 1:23:03 AM  
Something icky this way sprays.
 
2020-10-23 1:24:29 AM  
Sure it wasn't someone sparking an uno in the chips aisle?
 
2020-10-23 1:27:32 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: bearded clamorer: Walmart. Where a skunk is refreshing.

It covered up the smell of the dressing room dumps.


Wut?
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Glad I rarely use dressing rooms.
Yuk
 
2020-10-23 1:28:46 AM  
I came to ask, how did any one notice......
But everyone else was better. LOL
 
2020-10-23 1:29:31 AM  
When I was a kid we had a skunk fall into the basement window well next to the front door.  Fortunately it fell into the one in the direction that the door opened, so my father used the open storm door as a shield while he slid a wooden plank into the window well so the skunk could climb out.  The whole front of the house reeked of skunk for a while after that.
 
2020-10-23 2:51:26 AM  

AbuHashish: Honestly, I wasn't expecting a skunk.

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2020-10-23 3:19:49 AM  
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2020-10-23 4:07:28 AM  

recombobulator: When I was a kid we had a skunk fall into the basement window well next to the front door.  Fortunately it fell into the one in the direction that the door opened, so my father used the open storm door as a shield while he slid a wooden plank into the window well so the skunk could climb out.  The whole front of the house reeked of skunk for a while after that.


Me could be worse. We had a possum get stuck in one of our window wells, didn't notice until there was a stink in the basement. It popped when I was getting it out. So much puking
 
2020-10-23 4:14:44 AM  

chitownmike: recombobulator: When I was a kid we had a skunk fall into the basement window well next to the front door.  Fortunately it fell into the one in the direction that the door opened, so my father used the open storm door as a shield while he slid a wooden plank into the window well so the skunk could climb out.  The whole front of the house reeked of skunk for a while after that.

Me could be worse. We had a possum get stuck in one of our window wells, didn't notice until there was a stink in the basement. It popped when I was getting it out. So much puking


I've never lived where possums live, so I've never smelled one.  When you say it "popped" I assume you mean it sprayed nasty smelling goo, and not that it literally popped like a balloon.  That would be pretty nasty if it just popped like a balloon.
 
2020-10-23 5:32:02 AM  

recombobulator: chitownmike: recombobulator: When I was a kid we had a skunk fall into the basement window well next to the front door.  Fortunately it fell into the one in the direction that the door opened, so my father used the open storm door as a shield while he slid a wooden plank into the window well so the skunk could climb out.  The whole front of the house reeked of skunk for a while after that.

Me could be worse. We had a possum get stuck in one of our window wells, didn't notice until there was a stink in the basement. It popped when I was getting it out. So much puking

I've never lived where possums live, so I've never smelled one.  When you say it "popped" I assume you mean it sprayed nasty smelling goo, and not that it literally popped like a balloon.  That would be pretty nasty if it just popped like a balloon.


Have you ever smelled really cheap pot? It basically smells like that but more intense.

Where are there no skunks?
 
2020-10-23 6:09:48 AM  

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I came for Pepe, and dang if that fast skunk wasn't right at the tip top of the thread.
 
2020-10-23 6:20:04 AM  
The skunk will be taken to Wildcare Oklahoma for an injury before it is released back into the wild.

I think it's very cruel of them to injure the skunk before releasing it.
 
2020-10-23 6:57:09 AM  
Skunks are striped, not spotted.
 
2020-10-23 7:02:17 AM  
Couldn't have smelled worse than that lady I was behind the other day, she smelled like cabbage and BO.

Probably good in the sack though once you worked past the smell.
 
2020-10-23 8:07:40 AM  
October 15, 1991...   Got married on the 13th, hiked from the south rim of the Grand Canyon to Phantom ranch, camped there ( freaking deer are tame, wacked one on the butt with my bare hand to get to the rest room), hiked another seven miles to cottonwood camp.

Some poor bugger put his pack down and left it open while camping there.  A skunk moved in at night and was not about to move after the sun came up.  Guy had to waste an entire day waiting for that thing to leave.

On the other hand, he got to hang out with the park ranger - a verrrrry fit young lady who could easily have been a model.  She walked 14 miles in and out twice a week while carrying water for two, food for two, medical supplies, a glock handgun and ammunition ( park rangers are police ).
 
2020-10-23 8:20:04 AM  
Prepared:


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2020-10-23 8:57:06 AM  
Would you even notice in a Walmart?
 
2020-10-23 9:00:20 AM  

bughunter: AbuHashish: Honestly, I wasn't expecting a skunk.

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I use an electric cart because I am waiting on knee replacement surgery.  Those two are svelt compared to the hippos I've seen on the carts.  I'm chubby but my buttocks only go about two inches over the seat edge.  And they usually have a maga hat on.
 
2020-10-23 1:07:24 PM  

jackandwater: bughunter: AbuHashish: Honestly, I wasn't expecting a skunk.

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I use an electric cart because I am waiting on knee replacement surgery.  Those two are svelt compared to the hippos I've seen on the carts.  I'm chubby but my buttocks only go about two inches over the seat edge.  And they usually have a maga hat on.


The story behind that photo is that they got caught shoplifting, and were running away from security...

... on scooters.
 
2020-10-23 2:05:48 PM  
Watermelon treats? I would laugh if they gave it watermelon gummies.
 
2020-10-23 9:09:10 PM  
Edmond Walmart temporarily closed after skunk spotted inside

Odd, they're striped on the outside.
 
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