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2020-10-22 9:31:20 PM  
60 votes:
Lawyers and human rights advocates said there had been a significant acceleration of deportations in recent weeks, a trend they see as linked to the looming elections and the possibility that Ice could soon be under new management.

It's a once in a lifetime torture opportunity for deplorables. Soon they'll be mall cops again, maybe even back in the basement, so might as well steal some kids and beat some immigrants while the good times are going, then lay low and let management take the heat, claiming you were just following orders.

This time, I say we don't let them. I say every single one of those who either gave or followed orders goes to jail.

Every. Single. One.
 
2020-10-22 11:13:00 PM  
38 votes:
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Fark your whining about "purity tests". ICE, Homeland Security, the TSA, and everything implemented after September 11th must be abolished.
 
2020-10-22 9:08:39 PM  
36 votes:
It IS happening here.
 
2020-10-22 11:53:38 PM  
33 votes:
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2020-10-22 11:05:15 PM  
28 votes:

koder: Lawyers and human rights advocates said there had been a significant acceleration of deportations in recent weeks, a trend they see as linked to the looming elections and the possibility that Ice could soon be under new management.

It's a once in a lifetime torture opportunity for deplorables. Soon they'll be mall cops again, maybe even back in the basement, so might as well steal some kids and beat some immigrants while the good times are going, then lay low and let management take the heat, claiming you were just following orders.

This time, I say we don't let them. I say every single one of those who either gave or followed orders goes to jail.

Every. Single. One.


We're going to find mass graves.
 
2020-10-22 11:05:58 PM  
24 votes:

koder: Lawyers and human rights advocates said there had been a significant acceleration of deportations in recent weeks, a trend they see as linked to the looming elections and the possibility that Ice could soon be under new management.

It's a once in a lifetime torture opportunity for deplorables. Soon they'll be mall cops again, maybe even back in the basement, so might as well steal some kids and beat some immigrants while the good times are going, then lay low and let management take the heat, claiming you were just following orders.

This time, I say we don't let them. I say every single one of those who either gave or followed orders goes to jail.

Every. Single. One.


We need to turn them over to an international body.  We can't let them slide on this, and the good ol' boy network is going to let a lot of scumbags walk.
 
2020-10-22 11:05:10 PM  
24 votes:
Guys, we're the Axis now.
 
2020-10-22 11:00:06 PM  
23 votes:
This saddens me so much. I would read asylum files in horror of the treatment some of these people faced in their home countries... now we're them.
 
2020-10-22 11:04:44 PM  
21 votes:
Nazi America... I didn't expect to see this in my lifetime until George W. Bush became president.
 
2020-10-22 11:22:49 PM  
20 votes:
 
2020-10-22 11:15:13 PM  
19 votes:
We're definitely the baddies.
 
2020-10-22 8:45:46 PM  
19 votes:
Christ.
 
2020-10-22 11:17:17 PM  
18 votes:
I seriously have no good words to express how much I hate my own country now. US citizen? If you aren't rich, you're disposable, and if you're lucky you'll get some kind lies from your betters. If you think otherwise, you're naive. If you're an immigrant that doesn't look whiter than the driven snow and haven't got your papers, you're getting this kind of treatment or living in fear of it.

fark, this is all so far beyond the pale I don't even know how much having papers would help anyone at this point.
 
2020-10-22 11:19:21 PM  
16 votes:

Summoner101: Nonono.  When Biden separated children from their families it sounded like this.  When my Trump Administration separated children from their families it sounded like this.  Totally different!

/it felt dirty typing that
//but the reference had to be made


Yea, 'cept under the Obama administration it was waves of unaccompanied minors they needed the facilities for, cant really separate them from their parents if there are no parents with them.
 
2020-10-22 11:12:38 PM  
15 votes:

zeroman987: koder: Lawyers and human rights advocates said there had been a significant acceleration of deportations in recent weeks, a trend they see as linked to the looming elections and the possibility that Ice could soon be under new management.

It's a once in a lifetime torture opportunity for deplorables. Soon they'll be mall cops again, maybe even back in the basement, so might as well steal some kids and beat some immigrants while the good times are going, then lay low and let management take the heat, claiming you were just following orders.

This time, I say we don't let them. I say every single one of those who either gave or followed orders goes to jail.

Every. Single. One.

We need to turn them over to an international body.  We can't let them slide on this, and the good ol' boy network is going to let a lot of scumbags walk.


This. It's long past time for America to lose the special exemptions it had for itself in international law.
 
2020-10-22 11:08:17 PM  
15 votes:
People who want to abuse others seek positions of authority that allows them to abuse their chosen targets. Once a critical mass is achieved in the organization, the real hell begins. I believe these peoples allegations.
 
2020-10-22 11:09:05 PM  
14 votes:
Holy shiat. That is pure, unmitigated evil.
 
2020-10-22 11:14:02 PM  
12 votes:
It's barely newsworthy that the US tortures people.
 
2020-10-22 11:49:16 PM  
11 votes:

austerity101: Abolish ICE.

If you disagree, you're a Nazi. There's no middle ground on this.


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2020-10-22 11:03:27 PM  
11 votes:
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore...

Oh, wait.
 
2020-10-22 11:37:24 PM  
10 votes:
Abolish ICE.

If you disagree, you're a Nazi. There's no middle ground on this.
 
2020-10-23 12:02:02 AM  
9 votes:
Keep good track of this, so the next 9/11 doesn't "come out of nowhere" like the last one did.
 
2020-10-23 3:47:44 AM  
8 votes:
This is what happens when you let torturers off the hook in the name of healing the nation. The wound doesn't heal, it festers.

I hope to hell Biden has learned from Obama's mistake.
 
2020-10-22 11:23:09 PM  
8 votes:

MurphyMurphy: I used to salute our flag.

We should be spitting on it.


I maintain my position that flag-burning is patriotic speech. It's why the nationalistic shiatwads that hide behind the banner while using it as a bumper sticker are so offended by it.
 
2020-10-23 2:14:45 AM  
7 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: Gyrfalcon: Keep good track of this, so the next 9/11 doesn't "come out of nowhere" like the last one did.

Are you trying to insinuate that we are responsible for 9/11? Fark off man.


Nah, terrorists just sprout out of the ground and start chanting 'Death to America'. They just hate us for our freedoms, don'tcha know.
 
2020-10-22 11:19:53 PM  
7 votes:
I used to salute our flag.

We should be spitting on it.
 
2020-10-22 11:16:49 PM  
7 votes:

Name Withheld: Guys, we're the Axis now.


Needlessly Complicated: We're definitely the baddies.


Yeah, you beat me to it...fark...
 
2020-10-23 3:05:37 AM  
6 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: LordJiro: the money is in the banana stand: Gyrfalcon: Keep good track of this, so the next 9/11 doesn't "come out of nowhere" like the last one did.

Are you trying to insinuate that we are responsible for 9/11? Fark off man.

Nah, terrorists just sprout out of the ground and start chanting 'Death to America'. They just hate us for our freedoms, don'tcha know.

Oh one of those farking nutjob apologists. The people that hijacked farking planes killing thousands of innocent people are to blame here for their actions. Not Islam. Not the USA.


Right.

They just decided out of the blue they hated Americans so much for no particular reason, they spent several years learning to fly planes so they could fly them into buildings.

And for no reason at all, a guy in Afghanistan with some extra petrobucks paid their expenses for that time, just because.

Dude, actions have consequences. When you and your government fark another nation or their people up, the bill will come due sooner or later, no matter how hard YOU want to pretend they should have just been reasonable and understood it was nothing personal, it was just business.
 
2020-10-23 12:36:57 AM  
6 votes:
There are times when "DUMBASS" and "ASININE" and "MURICA and even "SICK" just don't cut it. Fark needs a just plain "EVIL" tag, stat.
 
2020-10-22 10:25:19 PM  
6 votes:
*cries*
 
2020-10-23 4:30:22 AM  
5 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: LordJiro: the money is in the banana stand: Gyrfalcon: Keep good track of this, so the next 9/11 doesn't "come out of nowhere" like the last one did.

Are you trying to insinuate that we are responsible for 9/11? Fark off man.

Nah, terrorists just sprout out of the ground and start chanting 'Death to America'. They just hate us for our freedoms, don'tcha know.

Oh one of those farking nutjob apologists. The people that hijacked farking planes killing thousands of innocent people are to blame here for their actions. Not Islam. Not the USA.


That's ignorant, absolutist bullshiat, and it's why America farked up the "War on Terror" so badly. You cannot fight terrorism without addressing the root causes, and America plays a BIG part in those roots.

The terrorists are to blame for the mass murder. America bears some responsibility for creating the terrorists. These two statements are not contradictory.
 
2020-10-23 2:49:31 AM  
5 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: LordJiro: the money is in the banana stand: Gyrfalcon: Keep good track of this, so the next 9/11 doesn't "come out of nowhere" like the last one did.

Are you trying to insinuate that we are responsible for 9/11? Fark off man.

Nah, terrorists just sprout out of the ground and start chanting 'Death to America'. They just hate us for our freedoms, don'tcha know.

Oh one of those farking nutjob apologists. The people that hijacked farking planes killing thousands of innocent people are to blame here for their actions. Not Islam. Not the USA.


And that's why the US just HAD to go to war with a country that didn't train the hijackers and didn't coordinate the plan.
 
2020-10-23 12:18:13 AM  
5 votes:

Smackledorfer: Otoh, I don't put it past them to do this.

On the other, why? Deporting people is so freaking easy and guaranteed I'm somewhat surprised they'd bother. Nobody has to agree to deportation or removal. Especially under Trump where they minimize any deferrals and deny credible fear claims. After the MPP stuff, one would think they'd have the bedspace.


Just like in the USSR they still had to have show trials and signatures on the sentencing documents before they shipped people off to Gulag, here we still have to have those poor saps sign on the dotted line that they've been "fully advised of their civil rights and waived their right to a hearing" before they get mailed back to Cameroon in a box to save that government the time of building extra coffins.

They're not agreeing to deportation per se, but they do have to acknowledge they've waived any rights to hearing before a judge. AND YOU DID AGREE TO THAT RIGHT YOU N***** SONOFAB*TCH?????
 
2020-10-23 12:00:57 AM  
5 votes:

edmo: It IS happening here.


Note TFA says "It's not new but it's accelerating."

It's ALWAYS been happening here, just moreso now.
 
2020-10-22 11:12:19 PM  
5 votes:

Riothamus: koder: Lawyers and human rights advocates said there had been a significant acceleration of deportations in recent weeks, a trend they see as linked to the looming elections and the possibility that Ice could soon be under new management.

It's a once in a lifetime torture opportunity for deplorables. Soon they'll be mall cops again, maybe even back in the basement, so might as well steal some kids and beat some immigrants while the good times are going, then lay low and let management take the heat, claiming you were just following orders.

This time, I say we don't let them. I say every single one of those who either gave or followed orders goes to jail.

Every. Single. One.

We're going to find mass graves.


Dont be ridiculous. You're not going to find any immigrants in mass graves. They've all been covered up with bodies from covid deaths.
 
2020-10-23 6:10:13 AM  
4 votes:

Riothamus: koder: Lawyers and human rights advocates said there had been a significant acceleration of deportations in recent weeks, a trend they see as linked to the looming elections and the possibility that Ice could soon be under new management.

It's a once in a lifetime torture opportunity for deplorables. Soon they'll be mall cops again, maybe even back in the basement, so might as well steal some kids and beat some immigrants while the good times are going, then lay low and let management take the heat, claiming you were just following orders.

This time, I say we don't let them. I say every single one of those who either gave or followed orders goes to jail.

Every. Single. One.

We're going to find mass graves.


Literally.
This week, a state archeology research team just found a mass grave site in an old potter's field in Tulsa.
 
2020-10-23 3:19:23 AM  
4 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: Gyrfalcon: the money is in the banana stand: LordJiro: the money is in the banana stand: Gyrfalcon: Keep good track of this, so the next 9/11 doesn't "come out of nowhere" like the last one did.

Are you trying to insinuate that we are responsible for 9/11? Fark off man.

Nah, terrorists just sprout out of the ground and start chanting 'Death to America'. They just hate us for our freedoms, don'tcha know.

Oh one of those farking nutjob apologists. The people that hijacked farking planes killing thousands of innocent people are to blame here for their actions. Not Islam. Not the USA.

Right.

They just decided out of the blue they hated Americans so much for no particular reason, they spent several years learning to fly planes so they could fly them into buildings.

And for no reason at all, a guy in Afghanistan with some extra petrobucks paid their expenses for that time, just because.

Dude, actions have consequences. When you and your government fark another nation or their people up, the bill will come due sooner or later, no matter how hard YOU want to pretend they should have just been reasonable and understood it was nothing personal, it was just business.

Yeah, totes the USA's fault entirely. We should totally revert back to Hammurabi's Code since clearly, that is what you believe in.


You have an amazingly creative reading ability, since I said that nowhere. What do you see when you read the phone book?
 
2020-10-22 11:17:58 PM  
4 votes:

Karma Chameleon: Dont be ridiculous. You're not going to find any immigrants in mass graves. They've all been covered up with bodies from covid deaths.


I get what you're trying to do, but seriously- don't. Stop.

We'll spend the rest of our lives atoning for these horrors in one way or another.
 
2020-10-23 6:32:29 AM  
3 votes:
With any luck, Biden will be able to use Trumps latest executive order to purge ICE.
https://www.govexec.com/management/20​2​I live with my mom/stunning-executive-order-would-pol​iticize-civil-service/169479/?utm_sour​ce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content​=link&ICID=ref_fark
I think the reputation of the organization is so damaged they are going to have to dissolve it and create something new.
 
2020-10-23 4:23:20 AM  
3 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: Not quite sure what you are trying to argue here. Nobody here is talking about whether or not would should have gone to war in Afghanistan and Iraq as a response to 9/11.


It's cool, I get it, the orange herper signal got lit and you came on here to drag the conversation away from your ICE buddies.
Not everyone understands when they're being mocked.
That was mockery.
I am mocking you.
You are dumb and an ICE shill, and I'm making fun of you for being an ICE shill.
Want me to draw you a picture?
 
2020-10-23 2:37:13 AM  
3 votes:
First things Biden should do :

1. Put the entire trump and Bush admins under arrest
2. Put the entire ICE department under arrest
3. Sign the US into the ICC
4. Send them all to the ICC
5. Those who are found not guilty are brought back and tried again under US law for their crimes
 
2020-10-23 12:15:42 AM  
3 votes:
Im so glad im a white male living in 'Murica. I get all the rewards, and none of the problems.
 
2020-10-23 12:39:07 PM  
2 votes:

MegaLib: [Biden] will address all Police problems.


[Laughs bitterly.]
 
2020-10-23 8:36:54 AM  
2 votes:
We must have trials. Every single person who has served under ICE needs to be investigated. We should offer citizenship to the refugees who survived their deportation, and if they wish, allow them to testify about the torture they received.

If we do not swiftly attempt to correct the atrocities we've committed during the past few years, we can never be the 'America' we idealize.
 
2020-10-23 4:52:04 AM  
2 votes:
...and how many are going to claim, "I was just following orders"?
 
2020-10-23 4:23:59 AM  
2 votes:
Defund and Abolish all Police
 
2020-10-23 12:03:18 AM  
2 votes:
Some day, ICE will kill a protected person such as a foreign diplomat, and the ensuing shyte storm will be awesome.
 
2020-10-23 3:14:16 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: the money is in the banana stand: LordJiro: the money is in the banana stand: Gyrfalcon: Keep good track of this, so the next 9/11 doesn't "come out of nowhere" like the last one did.

Are you trying to insinuate that we are responsible for 9/11? Fark off man.

Nah, terrorists just sprout out of the ground and start chanting 'Death to America'. They just hate us for our freedoms, don'tcha know.

Oh one of those farking nutjob apologists. The people that hijacked farking planes killing thousands of innocent people are to blame here for their actions. Not Islam. Not the USA.

Right.

They just decided out of the blue they hated Americans so much for no particular reason, they spent several years learning to fly planes so they could fly them into buildings.

And for no reason at all, a guy in Afghanistan with some extra petrobucks paid their expenses for that time, just because.

Dude, actions have consequences. When you and your government fark another nation or their people up, the bill will come due sooner or later, no matter how hard YOU want to pretend they should have just been reasonable and understood it was nothing personal, it was just business.


Yeah, totes the USA's fault entirely. We should totally revert back to Hammurabi's Code since clearly, that is what you believe in.
 
2020-10-23 12:16:06 AM  
1 vote:
Sure ICE are not the SS in charge of concentration camps, but they are damn close.

These evil bastards need to be dealt with.
 
2020-10-23 12:02:52 AM  
1 vote:

leeksfromchichis: edmo: It IS happening here.

Note TFA says "It's not new but it's accelerating."

It's ALWAYS been happening here, just moreso now.


https://www.jacobinmag.com/2020/08/ge​o​rge-bush-administration-donald-trump-d​hs-ice
 
2020-10-22 11:57:41 PM  
1 vote:
This just in, allegations = fact immediately and no other proof is required. This should be investigated and if true, those responsible should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Pretty sure we won't hear anything about this or the 2 women who had loose allegations that they had cruel surgeries performed on them against their will from Mexico of which the very trustworthy Mexican authorities are conducting their own investigation. No, we rarely hear about when allegations don't quite pan out now do we? If in fact stories like this are factual, it would be on every headline in America and not get buried with *insert news cycle propaganda allegation of the day*.
 
2020-10-22 11:54:49 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-22 11:27:10 PM  
1 vote:

whr21: Summoner101: Nonono.  When Biden separated children from their families it sounded like this.  When my Trump Administration separated children from their families it sounded like this.  Totally different!

/it felt dirty typing that
//but the reference had to be made

Yea, 'cept under the Obama administration it was waves of unaccompanied minors they needed the facilities for, cant really separate them from their parents if there are no parents with them.


just in case you took me seriously
Vanilla Ice Defends his Bass Line
Youtube wUgNJ7Qdst8
 
2020-10-22 11:23:51 PM  
1 vote:
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