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2020-10-22 12:44:02 PM  
Attractive women staying attractive as they mature?  Not news.
 
2020-10-22 12:50:52 PM  
I'll be in my bunk
 
2020-10-22 12:56:06 PM  
Hot chick is still hot, film at 11

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2020-10-22 1:00:24 PM  
Is it a requirement of all these kinds of websites that they be as terrible as possible to load on a phone?
 
2020-10-22 1:33:34 PM  
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2020-10-22 1:37:32 PM  
Back in 1999 or so, my boss and I had traveled from MN to Los Angeles for a business trip. We were there to meet with some Disney execs at their offices before heading to dinner with them a little later at a place called AGO in West Hollywood, which was hip celebrity hangout back then. Since we had nothing to do between the end of our meeting and dinner, we just decided to go to the restaurant early and have a few cocktails at the bar, people watch, and wait for our hosts to arrive.

We got there right at open and valeted our car. We had a nice chat at the bar, saw Sela Ward and Seal and Salma Hayek, and then the Disney people showed up and we had a very tasty dinner. We chatted and drank wine for a good stretch and as it was getting late, we decided to call it a night.

My boss and I got into the valet line and it was really long. While we were waiting, it was like the Dupont Registry and Sotheby's Car Auction had a litter of expensive kittens and brought all of them to this place. There's a Ferrari. There's a Mercedes AMG Hammer. There's a Porsche. Another Ferrari. There's a Lamborghini. On and on, just a full-on parade of luxury automobiles, one right after another.

Just as we were getting to the front of the queue, I turn and see that standing right behind me in line is Brooke Shields and an elderly man. I politely said hello, and they very politely said hello back. The old man then said that it was his 86th birthday and going out to dinner with Brooke was his "present," so I congratulated him and she smiled at me like "thanks for going along with his goofy joke" and we all had a nice laugh together. Brooke was 34 at the time and, trust me on this, absolutely breathtakingly beautiful in person. Like, are you even for real this hot? I was going to ask her about Andre Agassi, but before I could...

Just then, the valet pulled up with our rental car - a 1998 Mercury Mystique Mistake! LOL! OMG! One of these things is not like the others! My boss looked like he would die of embarrassment.

So, I walk around to the driver's side door and the valet gets out and goes to hold the door for me. I first look at Brooke and I wink before turning to the valet and saying, very loudly in a Thurston Howell voice, "WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU DID NOT TAKE THIS CAR FOR A JOY RIDE, YOUNG MAN, AS I WAS SURE TO CHECK THE MILEAGE WHEN LEFT IT IN YOUR CARE!" Brooke and the old man laughed, along with a few other of the Beautiful People.

Then, I got into the car, fastened my seat belt and floored it, brrrRRRRRR! lamely using the front wheel drive to spin-chirp the tires on the dusty pavement, while the crowd laughed and clapped as we disappeared into the Hollywood night.
 
2020-10-22 1:38:07 PM  
Or, as she's known on Law and Order SVU: "Grandma Shiela."

Imagine having Brooke Shields as your Grandma, Mariska Hargitay as your Mom and Kelli Giddish as your babysitter. It would almost make all of the constant abduction worth it!
 
2020-10-22 1:38:34 PM  
Never a fan really, but good on her for not getting the terrible bolt-ons that women in her income bracket inexplicably favor. Does make sorting the crazy ones from the reasonable ones much easier though.
 
2020-10-22 1:41:43 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Back in 1999 or so, my boss and I had traveled from MN to Los Angeles for a business trip. We were there to meet with some Disney execs at their offices before heading to dinner with them a little later at a place called AGO in West Hollywood, which was hip celebrity hangout back then. Since we had nothing to do between the end of our meeting and dinner, we just decided to go to the restaurant early and have a few cocktails at the bar, people watch, and wait for our hosts to arrive.

We got there right at open and valeted our car. We had a nice chat at the bar, saw Sela Ward and Seal and Salma Hayek, and then the Disney people showed up and we had a very tasty dinner. We chatted and drank wine for a good stretch and as it was getting late, we decided to call it a night.

My boss and I got into the valet line and it was really long. While we were waiting, it was like the Dupont Registry and Sotheby's Car Auction had a litter of expensive kittens and brought all of them to this place. There's a Ferrari. There's a Mercedes AMG Hammer. There's a Porsche. Another Ferrari. There's a Lamborghini. On and on, just a full-on parade of luxury automobiles, one right after another.

Just as we were getting to the front of the queue, I turn and see that standing right behind me in line is Brooke Shields and an elderly man. I politely said hello, and they very politely said hello back. The old man then said that it was his 86th birthday and going out to dinner with Brooke was his "present," so I congratulated him and she smiled at me like "thanks for going along with his goofy joke" and we all had a nice laugh together. Brooke was 34 at the time and, trust me on this, absolutely breathtakingly beautiful in person. Like, are you even for real this hot? I was going to ask her about Andre Agassi, but before I could...

Just then, the valet pulled up with our rental car - a 1998 Mercury Mystique Mistake! LOL! OMG! One of these things is not like the others! My boss looked like he woul ...


CSB, Pope!
 
2020-10-22 1:47:47 PM  
She's no Liz Hurley, but you can send them both to my chamber for the best 30 seconds of my life.
 
2020-10-22 1:48:02 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Back in 1999 or so, my boss and I had traveled from MN to Los Angeles for a business trip. We were there to meet with some Disney execs at their offices before heading to dinner with them a little later at a place called AGO in West Hollywood, which was hip celebrity hangout back then. Since we had nothing to do between the end of our meeting and dinner, we just decided to go to the restaurant early and have a few cocktails at the bar, people watch, and wait for our hosts to arrive.

We got there right at open and valeted our car. We had a nice chat at the bar, saw Sela Ward and Seal and Salma Hayek, and then the Disney people showed up and we had a very tasty dinner. We chatted and drank wine for a good stretch and as it was getting late, we decided to call it a night.

My boss and I got into the valet line and it was really long. While we were waiting, it was like the Dupont Registry and Sotheby's Car Auction had a litter of expensive kittens and brought all of them to this place. There's a Ferrari. There's a Mercedes AMG Hammer. There's a Porsche. Another Ferrari. There's a Lamborghini. On and on, just a full-on parade of luxury automobiles, one right after another.

Just as we were getting to the front of the queue, I turn and see that standing right behind me in line is Brooke Shields and an elderly man. I politely said hello, and they very politely said hello back. The old man then said that it was his 86th birthday and going out to dinner with Brooke was his "present," so I congratulated him and she smiled at me like "thanks for going along with his goofy joke" and we all had a nice laugh together. Brooke was 34 at the time and, trust me on this, absolutely breathtakingly beautiful in person. Like, are you even for real this hot? I was going to ask her about Andre Agassi, but before I could...

Just then, the valet pulled up with our rental car - a 1998 Mercury Mystique Mistake! LOL! OMG! One of these things is not like the others! My boss looked like he woul ...


That's how you tell a story!
 
2020-10-22 1:52:29 PM  
CAN still have it, subby.

/Some of them never had it to begin with
 
2020-10-22 1:56:46 PM  

dionysusaur: Attractive women staying attractive as they mature?  Not news.


Two ways to look at it:

She hit peak celebrity status at or before high school.  I remember a Bloom County cartoon were she had a team of doctors on standby in case she saw a pimple (so she was huge as a pre-teen).  Keeping those looks isn't guaranteed.  I'm pretty sure I rarely heard of her after she turned 20.

She really hit the genetic lottery.  She's far more likely to be hot over 50 than almost anyone else.  And it isn't like we are seeing a comparison of the "teen celebrities from the 70s/80s" to compare.  I suspect plenty would need a lot of photoshop work (no idea how much Ms. Shields used).
 
2020-10-22 2:03:05 PM  

Kiler: She's no Liz Hurley, but you can send them both to my chamber for the best 30 seconds of my life.


I too would welcome them.  Hopefully they'd bring Salma Hayek and Monicca Bellucci.
 
2020-10-22 2:09:26 PM  
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2020-10-22 2:09:33 PM  
I'm pretty sure I rarely heard of her after she turned 20.

I'm exactly her age and this is what I remember in order: Pretty Baby, modeling, Blue Lagoon, Jordache, some stalker flick, commercial/advertising work, marrying Agassi.
 
2020-10-22 2:09:48 PM  
To me she looks more like Lena Headey than her younger self, but that's not a problem.
 
2020-10-22 2:12:06 PM  
jesus. My gal's 60 and has a tighter bod.

But good for her.
She finally filled out.
 
2020-10-22 2:17:58 PM  

vudukungfu: jesus. My gal's 60 and has a tighter bod.

But good for her.
She finally filled out.


Pics or GTFO.

/it's Fark
//you expected anything different?
 
2020-10-22 2:18:38 PM  
Also, subby, here's the "e" you dropped.
 
2020-10-22 2:26:51 PM  
She vaguely looks like one of my cousins, which ruins the whole thing for me unfortunately. I will say though that my cousin is obsessed with fitness, and to maintain that fitness in her late 40's requires daily 2 hour workouts. I wouldn't be surprised if Brook is doing the same.
 
2020-10-22 2:31:03 PM  

Flappyhead: Kiler: She's no Liz Hurley, but you can send them both to my chamber for the best 30 seconds of my life.

I too would welcome them.  Hopefully they'd bring Salma Hayek and Monicca Bellucci.


The only blonde woman over the age of about 45 that is still gorgeous is Christie Brinkley.  All the others are dark headed.  And Christie has admitted to some touch ups.  But your list confirms my thoughts.  The ones that don't fall for that old "blondes have more fun" crap seem to just go on and on.
 
2020-10-22 2:32:41 PM  

dstanley: vudukungfu: jesus. My gal's 60 and has a tighter bod.

But good for her.
She finally filled out.

Pics or GTFO.

/it's Fark
//you expected anything different?


Here you go.

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2020-10-22 2:33:20 PM  
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2020-10-22 2:35:31 PM  
She was great in that beach movie thingy
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2020-10-22 2:38:02 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: dionysusaur: Attractive women staying attractive as they mature?  Not news.

Two ways to look at it:

She hit peak celebrity status at or before high school.  I remember a Bloom County cartoon were she had a team of doctors on standby in case she saw a pimple (so she was huge as a pre-teen).  Keeping those looks isn't guaranteed.  I'm pretty sure I rarely heard of her after she turned 20.

She really hit the genetic lottery.  She's far more likely to be hot over 50 than almost anyone else.  And it isn't like we are seeing a comparison of the "teen celebrities from the 70s/80s" to compare.  I suspect plenty would need a lot of photoshop work (no idea how much Ms. Shields used).


She was not huge as a preteen.

Here she is at 12 with susan sarandon. Her growth spurt came in her teens after pretty baby and blue lagoon.

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2020-10-22 2:38:34 PM  

dstanley: vudukungfu: jesus. My gal's 60 and has a tighter bod.

But good for her.
She finally filled out.

Pics or GTFO.

/it's Fark
//you expected anything different?


Here, if he won't post a pic of his wife, I'll post one of mine!  She's about 2 years older than the lovely Ms. Shields, but still looks damn good in a bikini too, or at least I think so.  This was taken a couple of years ago when she was about the same age Ms. Shields is now, but she looks the same today (and she would kill me if I posted a bikini pic with her face in it on the web, so cropping is a necessity here):

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(No plastic surgery, no personal trainers, no constant gym visits--just good genes, a healthy diet, and reasonable levels of physical activity.)
 
2020-10-22 2:42:10 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Back in 1999 or so, my boss and I had traveled from MN to Los Angeles for a business trip. We were there to meet with some Disney execs at their offices before heading to dinner with them a little later at a place called AGO in West Hollywood, which was hip celebrity hangout back then. Since we had nothing to do between the end of our meeting and dinner, we just decided to go to the restaurant early and have a few cocktails at the bar, people watch, and wait for our hosts to arrive.

We got there right at open and valeted our car. We had a nice chat at the bar, saw Sela Ward and Seal and Salma Hayek, and then the Disney people showed up and we had a very tasty dinner. We chatted and drank wine for a good stretch and as it was getting late, we decided to call it a night.

My boss and I got into the valet line and it was really long. While we were waiting, it was like the Dupont Registry and Sotheby's Car Auction had a litter of expensive kittens and brought all of them to this place. There's a Ferrari. There's a Mercedes AMG Hammer. There's a Porsche. Another Ferrari. There's a Lamborghini. On and on, just a full-on parade of luxury automobiles, one right after another.

Just as we were getting to the front of the queue, I turn and see that standing right behind me in line is Brooke Shields and an elderly man. I politely said hello, and they very politely said hello back. The old man then said that it was his 86th birthday and going out to dinner with Brooke was his "present," so I congratulated him and she smiled at me like "thanks for going along with his goofy joke" and we all had a nice laugh together. Brooke was 34 at the time and, trust me on this, absolutely breathtakingly beautiful in person. Like, are you even for real this hot? I was going to ask her about Andre Agassi, but before I could...

Just then, the valet pulled up with our rental car - a 1998 Mercury Mystique Mistake! LOL! OMG! One of these things is not like the others! My boss looked like he woul ...


All that just to say "Brooke Shields was behind me in line, i said hello, she replied hello, i cracked a joke."

My version:

Brooke is the same age as me and we both grew up in New Jersey.  Ran into her at a party.  I said hello, she ignored me, I got drunk on cheap beer.
 
2020-10-22 2:42:38 PM  
My friend is an attractive 56 like I am, and she could at least give me a piece of trim

/or maybe some crown-molding
 
2020-10-22 2:43:45 PM  

Kiler: She's no Liz Hurley, but you can send them both to my chamber for the best 30 seconds of my life.


30 seconds? New meds? Congrats
 
2020-10-22 2:59:04 PM  
Lessee, Halle Berry is 54, and still smokin'.

Gwen Stefani is 51, and yeah, bikini shots would be welcome.

Salma Hayak, is 54 and yeah, I still would. And pretty much any straight male in the audience.

Marisa Tomei?  56 and still a smokeshow.

Sandra Bullock? 56 and still amazing.

Ming-Na Wen is 57, and yeah, she looks great in swimwear.

It is easily possible to be in your 50s and be stoopid hawt. Even without a Hollywood trainer, if you luck out on genes, eat right and exercise a bit.
 
2020-10-22 3:00:48 PM  

drewogatory: I'm pretty sure I rarely heard of her after she turned 20.

I'm exactly her age and this is what I remember in order: Pretty Baby, modeling, Blue Lagoon, Jordache, some stalker flick, commercial/advertising work, marrying Agassi.


She was in Freeway in a suprising role.
 
2020-10-22 3:02:20 PM  

drewogatory: Never a fan really, but good on her for not getting the terrible bolt-ons that women in her income bracket inexplicably favor. Does make sorting the crazy ones from the reasonable ones much easier though.


I was at a very small award ceremony that she was a last minute replacement host for. When she came back on stage after intermission she had a box of bandaids she said her husband ran out and bought her. Then she took two of the bandaids out of the box and stuck them on her nipples. She is awesome.
 
2020-10-22 3:10:45 PM  
I would personally like to thank her for avoiding the knife. She is growing older the right way.
 
2020-10-22 3:13:38 PM  

vudukungfu: jesus. My gal's 60 and has a tighter bod.

But good for her.
She finally filled out.


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2020-10-22 3:18:52 PM  

Cyberluddite: dstanley: vudukungfu: jesus. My gal's 60 and has a tighter bod.

But good for her.
She finally filled out.

Pics or GTFO.

/it's Fark
//you expected anything different?

Here, if he won't post a pic of his wife, I'll post one of mine!  She's about 2 years older than the lovely Ms. Shields, but still looks damn good in a bikini too, or at least I think so.  This was taken a couple of years ago when she was about the same age Ms. Shields is now, but she looks the same today (and she would kill me if I posted a bikini pic with her face in it on the web, so cropping is a necessity here):

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(No plastic surgery, no personal trainers, no constant gym visits--just good genes, a healthy diet, and reasonable levels of physical activity.)


I'll give your wife 20 seconds of reasonable physical activity.
/for now, I'll just fap to her
 
2020-10-22 3:23:25 PM  

Cyberluddite: dstanley: vudukungfu: jesus. My gal's 60 and has a tighter bod.

But good for her.
She finally filled out.

Pics or GTFO.

/it's Fark
//you expected anything different?

Here, if he won't post a pic of his wife, I'll post one of mine!  She's about 2 years older than the lovely Ms. Shields, but still looks damn good in a bikini too, or at least I think so.  This was taken a couple of years ago when she was about the same age Ms. Shields is now, but she looks the same today (and she would kill me if I posted a bikini pic with her face in it on the web, so cropping is a necessity here):

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(No plastic surgery, no personal trainers, no constant gym visits--just good genes, a healthy diet, and reasonable levels of physical activity.)


I am 50 and my wife recently dressed as Mary Anne from Gilligans island as a surprise.
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2020-10-22 3:23:59 PM  
I'd wish she would be a little more mindful of her carb intake. Apart from that I can't find anything objectionable.
 
2020-10-22 3:26:02 PM  
She was great in Jane the Virgin.

Wife and I just finished binge watching it 2 weeks ago. We haven't found anything else like that show on TV. It was great. Highly recommend it! (but of course YMMV)
 
2020-10-22 3:35:06 PM  

Cyberluddite: dstanley: vudukungfu: jesus. My gal's 60 and has a tighter bod.

But good for her.
She finally filled out.

Pics or GTFO.

/it's Fark
//you expected anything different?

Here, if he won't post a pic of his wife, I'll post one of mine!  She's about 2 years older than the lovely Ms. Shields, but still looks damn good in a bikini too, or at least I think so.  This was taken a couple of years ago when she was about the same age Ms. Shields is now, but she looks the same today (and she would kill me if I posted a bikini pic with her face in it on the web, so cropping is a necessity here):

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(No plastic surgery, no personal trainers, no constant gym visits--just good genes, a healthy diet, and reasonable levels of physical activity.)


Dude, that's not real.  She's from Canada and no one has ever met her.  I can tell by the pixels.
 
2020-10-22 3:46:52 PM  
theflatline:I am 50 and my wife recently dressed as Mary Anne from Gilligans island as a surprise.
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2020-10-22 4:15:41 PM  

drewogatory: I'm pretty sure I rarely heard of her after she turned 20.

I'm exactly her age and this is what I remember in order: Pretty Baby, modeling, Blue Lagoon, Jordache, some stalker flick, commercial/advertising work, marrying Agassi.


She's been in tons of TV shows. She was the lead on Suddenly Susan and it ran for four years.
 
2020-10-22 4:25:32 PM  
Looks like she has done really well with the second chance at life that Jeff Spicoli gave her when he saved her from drowning back in '82.
 
2020-10-22 4:26:52 PM  

theflatline: Cyberluddite: dstanley: vudukungfu: jesus. My gal's 60 and has a tighter bod.

But good for her.
She finally filled out.

Pics or GTFO.

/it's Fark
//you expected anything different?

Here, if he won't post a pic of his wife, I'll post one of mine!  She's about 2 years older than the lovely Ms. Shields, but still looks damn good in a bikini too, or at least I think so.  This was taken a couple of years ago when she was about the same age Ms. Shields is now, but she looks the same today (and she would kill me if I posted a bikini pic with her face in it on the web, so cropping is a necessity here):

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(No plastic surgery, no personal trainers, no constant gym visits--just good genes, a healthy diet, and reasonable levels of physical activity.)

I am 50 and my wife recently dressed as Mary Anne from Gilligans island as a surprise.
[Fark user image image 425x508]


Careful, God's watching.
 
2020-10-22 4:33:19 PM  

madgonad: drewogatory: I'm pretty sure I rarely heard of her after she turned 20.

I'm exactly her age and this is what I remember in order: Pretty Baby, modeling, Blue Lagoon, Jordache, some stalker flick, commercial/advertising work, marrying Agassi.

She's been in tons of TV shows. She was the lead on Suddenly Susan and it ran for four years.


I'm FARK cliche #3 though, in that I always worked swings, nights or other jobs where regular primetime TV viewing wasn't an option. So I have almost no knowledge of TV past 82 or so until the VOD era.
 
2020-10-22 4:39:42 PM  
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2020-10-22 4:42:00 PM  
Elle Macpherson, at 56 and after 2 kids, still looks incredible, but she's dating that dipshiat anti-vax moron Andrew Wakefield, which makes her butt ugly.

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See? Totally gross.
 
2020-10-22 4:44:32 PM  

madgonad: drewogatory: I'm pretty sure I rarely heard of her after she turned 20.

I'm exactly her age and this is what I remember in order: Pretty Baby, modeling, Blue Lagoon, Jordache, some stalker flick, commercial/advertising work, marrying Agassi.

She's been in tons of TV shows. She was the lead on Suddenly Susan and it ran for four years.


She had a reoccurring role as the White Trash neighbor on The Middle...

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2020-10-22 4:49:44 PM  
Regarding Gilligan's Island, I was always a Mrs. Howell fan.   She's never included in the choices.
 
2020-10-22 5:00:50 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Elle Macpherson, at 56 and after 2 kids, still looks incredible, but she's dating that dipshiat anti-vax moron Andrew Wakefield, which makes her butt ugly.

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See? Totally gross.


You have got to be kidding.  Wakefield?  I need to be a bigger asshole.
 
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