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(NYPost)   The Ohio sheriff offering to help "celebrities, movie stars and sports figures" move out of the U.S. if Trump is re-elected looks exactly as you would expect   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-10-22 1:25:57 PM  
Richard K Jones. Just the cock sucker I was expecting I would read about in the article. I'm surprised somebody hasn't shot that son-of-a-biatch yet.
 
2020-10-22 1:31:28 PM  
May God have mercy on your soul if you get between him & a microphone/press conference as he will flat run your ass over to get in front of it...
 
2020-10-22 1:33:20 PM  
Rarely can I look at someone and snap-judge that they are the exact opposite of me politically, socially, and fundamentally.
Okay, it's not so rare anymore, but it used to be.
 
2020-10-22 1:57:55 PM  

Recoil Therapy: May God have mercy on your soul if you get between him & a microphone/press conference as he will flat run your ass over to get in front of it...


You can add telephone to that list If Bill Cunningham from WLW is on the other end of it.
 
2020-10-22 2:04:22 PM  
Stop with the nyp
 
2020-10-22 2:10:50 PM  
Fark the post.
 
2020-10-22 2:12:21 PM  
He looks like he has the Beetus.
 
2020-10-22 2:23:48 PM  
Dad?
 
2020-10-22 2:24:40 PM  
If Trump is reelected, there will be blood in the streets.

/book it done
 
2020-10-22 2:25:36 PM  
"I love my country," Jones said.
Hey, walrus face. You can't love the US and be pro-trump.
 
2020-10-22 2:25:41 PM  
Do they issue those mustaches when you graduate from the academy, or do you have to buy them somewhere?
 
2020-10-22 2:25:51 PM  
The entire US Olympic team should come out for Biden.
 
2020-10-22 2:26:07 PM  
If most working class Americans lived in Western Europe for a year and then were forced to return, there would be blood in the streets. Thank goodness for the ignorance of the working class.
 
2020-10-22 2:26:22 PM  
What? He looks all white.
 
2020-10-22 2:26:52 PM  
New York Post? After the Hunter's Laptop BS, I've added them to my list.

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2020-10-22 2:27:30 PM  
Butler County. He represents the population well.
 
2020-10-22 2:27:30 PM  
Any oligarch who abandons America, ought to never be allowed back in and never be spoken of again.

They are cowards. They did not use their resources to fight Trump or advance science, they simply soaked up cash from unreasonably long copyright terms and tax cuts that defunded America.

They've been part of the Trump problem.
 
2020-10-22 2:28:36 PM  
This dumb asshole runs unopposed every election. I don't really understand it, Butler county isn't completely full of stupid rednecks, I've never understood why someone doesn't successfully challenge him.
 
2020-10-22 2:28:38 PM  
Wranglin'  a lot of cattle outside of Cincinnati, cowpoke?
 
2020-10-22 2:28:42 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: "I love my country," Jones said.
Hey, walrus face. You can't love the US and be pro-trump.


Hopefully he remembers this statement in twelve days...
 
2020-10-22 2:28:49 PM  
Cowboy hat, in Ohio?  Get out of here, yank.
 
2020-10-22 2:28:57 PM  
So then Sherriff, you agree that one should be allowed to leave their country and find one that suits them better? That the process should be relatively inexpensive and easy?
 
2020-10-22 2:29:03 PM  
Sheriffs are wastes of taxpayer money that should go the way of buggy driver and street lamp lighter.
 
2020-10-22 2:29:15 PM  
Remember all those people saying they would leave the country when Obama got elected?
 
2020-10-22 2:29:32 PM  
FTFA: "The rule is you can't come back. You have to stay there and make a better life for yourself," the sheriff said.

He sounds like a fun guy to be around. I wonder if he has kids.
 
2020-10-22 2:29:51 PM  
He did something stupid earlier this year during the lockdown. I don't specifically remember. But when I saw the Fark headline, I knew the odds were in my favor that it was this douche.

What do I win?
 
2020-10-22 2:30:02 PM  
*Reads TFH*

Old, white, fat and stupid is my guess.
Possibly a beard.

*clicks*

Moustache. Close enough.
 
2020-10-22 2:30:36 PM  
This farker looks like Yosemite Sam, cowboy hat and all. Ahh yes, I remember the long, established heritage of the Ohio "cowboy". *eyeroll*
 
2020-10-22 2:31:36 PM  

Moooooo K: This dumb asshole runs unopposed every election. I don't really understand it, Butler county isn't completely full of stupid rednecks, I've never understood why someone doesn't successfully challenge him.


Maybe doing 5 to 10 on a trumped up drug charge doesn't appeal to them?
 
2020-10-22 2:32:03 PM  
You don't love your country if you love the Typhoid Trump Treason Train you farking piece of trash.
 
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2020-10-22 2:33:16 PM  
I'd like to know where this dumb asshole thinks thinks anyone is going to move to. Because Trump farked up the Coronavirus response so badly, there aren't any countries that currently allow US Passport holders to travel to other than Mexico.
 
2020-10-22 2:33:21 PM  
Why is it always "the Left" that has to move. Abortion is legal, marriage equality is a thing, a more equitable tax system is coming, the long arc of history favors the enlightenment and liberalization. If you, as a trumpist, are unhappy about this reality, then you move.

I just don't hear that argument much. Maybe I'm wrong.
 
2020-10-22 2:33:36 PM  

EyeballKid: Sheriffs are wastes of taxpayer money that should go the way of buggy driver and street lamp lighter.


Really? I think city level police should be eliminated for cities under 500,000 and all law enforcement tasks transferred to the county level.
 
2020-10-22 2:33:45 PM  
Fkrs are on a main line drip out of St. Pete now aren't they.
Divide, divide, spin, divide some more.
 
2020-10-22 2:33:59 PM  
I pictured some combination of these two dudes...

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2020-10-22 2:34:10 PM  
Didn't even have to click on the link to know who the article was about.  That guy is a grade-A turd.
 
2020-10-22 2:34:12 PM  

Moooooo K: This dumb asshole runs unopposed every election. I don't really understand it, Butler county isn't completely full of stupid rednecks, I've never understood why someone doesn't successfully challenge him.


I mean, it's like 98% full of rednecks.
 
2020-10-22 2:34:45 PM  
Ooh, big spender. $10 to leave and never come back? I'll offer you $20 to do it first.
 
2020-10-22 2:34:46 PM  
Remember all those conservatives who said they would leave the country if Obama got elected? Still waiting on their poor pathetic anti-American asses to leave.

Especially since they wanted to go to places like Canada.

Yeah, you cannot make up how stupid these rapepublican morons are!

/also still waiting for Nugent to be dead or in jail, and for Hannity to get waterboarded
 
2020-10-22 2:35:11 PM  

Combustion: Rarely can I look at someone and snap-judge that they are the exact opposite of me politically, socially, and fundamentally.
Okay, it's not so rare anymore, but it used to be.


He's got a fat wife who looks the other way about his certain peculiarities.
 
2020-10-22 2:35:53 PM  
"Movie Stars"...now there's a term you don't hear much anymore. Something about it feels so antiquated. When is the last time you even heard someone referred to as a movie star?
 
2020-10-22 2:35:57 PM  
FTFA: "These are mostly the same people who don't like police, don't like first responders, so I feel obligated to make a response to that," said Richard "Rick" Jones".

Hey Rick,
"Law enforcement" isn't the problem.  Murder and assault without consequence is.  It's not the fault of celebrities and sports stars that there is so much overlap between the two, you ignorant twunt.
 
2020-10-22 2:36:02 PM  

Surrender your boo-tah: EyeballKid: Sheriffs are wastes of taxpayer money that should go the way of buggy driver and street lamp lighter.

Really? I think city level police should be eliminated for cities under 500,000 and all law enforcement tasks transferred to the county level.


Whichever, there's definitely an overlap of two antiquated systems designed originally for the capture of slaves.
 
2020-10-22 2:36:04 PM  
For those fortunate enough to not live in Southwestern Ohio, the county where this guy is sheriff is also the home to another favorite Fark landmark. I'm sure you are all just shocked.
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2020-10-22 2:36:48 PM  
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2020-10-22 2:37:15 PM  

astelmaszek: Moooooo K: This dumb asshole runs unopposed every election. I don't really understand it, Butler county isn't completely full of stupid rednecks, I've never understood why someone doesn't successfully challenge him.

Maybe doing 5 to 10 on a trumped up drug charge doesn't appeal to them?


That's always the big issue, especially if the incumbent is well-liked by his officers, then he will use them to make his political opponent's life a living hell of constant surveillance and getting stopped for even minor infractions, like going 3 miles over the speed limit or being arrested for DUI because there's a single crumpled beer can laying in your truck bed, even though its clearly filled with bugs and rainwater. (I knew a guy who's dad was running for Sheriff in a shadier part of New Jersey).
 
2020-10-22 2:39:08 PM  
 When ya due, sheriff?
 
2020-10-22 2:42:05 PM  

lolmao500: If Trump is reelected, there will be blood in the streets.

/book it done


There will be blood in the streets if he loses too.
 
2020-10-22 2:42:37 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Fark the post.


I'll pass.  I'm not fond of genital splinters.

NTTAWWT
 
2020-10-22 2:42:48 PM  
Will he help with moving expenses? Can I sign up?
 
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