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(Kotaku)   Air Jordan debuts Metal Gear Solid sneakers. No word if they come in a box that sneaks up on you before CQCing your ass   (kotaku.com) divider line
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2020-10-22 3:06:13 PM  
Will they make people ask after Solid Snake?
 
2020-10-22 3:23:17 PM  
In testing people trying out the shoes reported that they seemed to slow them down as they were always apologizing for keeping others waiting.
 
2020-10-22 4:07:55 PM  
Michael? Michael! MIIIIICCCCHHHHAAAAAAEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!
 
2020-10-22 4:08:32 PM  
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2020-10-22 4:51:20 PM  
Can't wait for the MGS2 series where they fake everyone out and deliver shoes with Raidens face all over it.
 
2020-10-22 4:51:43 PM  
Headline: Air Jordan debuts...
Reality: some dude paid another dude to paint a pair of sneakers
 
2020-10-22 5:00:50 PM  
That color scheme is more suited to Raiden than Snake.

For those of you who haven't played through the series, that's not a compliment.
 
2020-10-22 5:02:54 PM  

IHadMeAVision: Headline: Air Jordan debuts...
Reality: some dude paid another dude to paint a pair of sneakers


Yep, was curious what these would be going for, instead they were a commissioned work by the director of the upcoming movie.
 
2020-10-22 5:03:10 PM  
I like the other article they have up where the lady actually went and tracked down Cynthia Harrell. Apparently Kojima gave her a PS2 and a copy of MGS3 and she actually beat it, which is pretty farking cool all around
 
2020-10-22 5:14:54 PM  
Hal: The shoes were a product of the JORDAN project. These shoes were seen as a danger by AIR, who tried to contain them. The USSR and USA were just pawns in their shadow war.

Snake: The USSR and USA were pawns in their shadow war?

Hal: Yes, the shadow war between AIR and JORDAN, over the shoes. The USSR and USA were just pawns in their shadow war, which started in the 1960s. Because JORDAN's shoes were seen as a danger by AIR.

Snake: So when their shadow war started over the JORDAN shoes in the 1960s...

Hal: That's right. The USSR and USA became pawns.

/ Fark the writing in that series.
 
2020-10-22 5:15:35 PM  
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2020-10-22 5:35:13 PM  
Someone say "CQC"?

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2020-10-22 5:50:12 PM  

fallingcow: / Fark the writing in that series.


Yeah they probably shouldn't have dropped Jeremy Blaustein after the first game. He's kinda pompous but he did try to cut down on a lot of the repetitive crap and naturalize a lot of the dialog, at least as much as you can about half-assed Gene theory, cyborg ninjamans and IT'S NOT OVER YET SNAKE
 
2020-10-22 5:51:39 PM  
Will they come with NANO MACHINES!!
 
2020-10-22 6:09:11 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: fallingcow: / Fark the writing in that series.

Yeah they probably shouldn't have dropped Jeremy Blaustein after the first game. He's kinda pompous but he did try to cut down on a lot of the repetitive crap and naturalize a lot of the dialog, at least as much as you can about half-assed Gene theory, cyborg ninjamans and IT'S NOT OVER YET SNAKE


I actually do like the games, but oh boy, the cut-scenes. Yeesh.

Not only is the dialog repetitive, but they love showing the same thing over and over, I guess in case we missed it the first time. It's like, OK, yeah, I get that this is a thing, that guy has can do X or thing Y is at place Z---oh good we're doing another sweeping slo-mo shot of it, thanks so much.
 
2020-10-22 6:20:21 PM  
I feel asneak
 
2020-10-23 2:13:43 AM  
Those are some ugly-ass shoes...
 
2020-10-23 6:30:38 AM  

Wolf892: Will they come with NANO MACHINES!!


SON!
 
2020-10-23 8:35:46 AM  
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2020-10-23 12:06:32 PM  
Do you need to take them off in the rain so you can breathe?
 
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