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2020-10-22 9:25:26 AM  
When we return again to the normal times, these need to be in every heavy drinking city downtowns, and not just one.
2020-10-22 9:30:38 AM  
I know a guy
Who mangled his hand
And he went from pipe fittin'
To a hotdog stand
They say last year he cleared fifty grand
Sellin' dogs around Kalamazoo
2020-10-22 9:35:01 AM  
It's honestly embarrassing how few public toilets there are and it's mostly because we are disgusting pieces of sh*t when we get drunk, or just in general. I include myself in that, back in the day.

It costs a fortune to maintain them because people destroy them, but we do need them.

Good luck Kalamazoo!! Hope you can keep it.
2020-10-22 9:47:08 AM  
We had a Nastiest Public Restroom thread on Fark a while back, and I still say the nastiest I've personally experienced is the one at the corner of Yonge & Bloor in Toronto, in the TTC subway.

Just. F*cking. Gross.

So gross I'm sure that homeless people wander in there and say "Yeah...that's nasty."
2020-10-22 10:10:55 AM  
From what I hear, there is a lot of hullabaloo about the new loo in Kalamazoo.  It sounds like a good place to poo.
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2020-10-22 10:20:45 AM  
I got a gal there.

/No, not really
2020-10-22 10:22:42 AM  
For non-Michiganders, Kalamazoo is hipster ground zero. The moped army was born there supposedly.

It also has a huge blended student ghetto because there's, like, five or six colleges/universities there in relatively close proximity (and college is free to city residents).

There's also a fairly persistent meth issue by route of Comstock.

So, yay! Go Kalamazoo!
2020-10-22 10:24:09 AM  
Ha!  Your move, Battle Creek!
2020-10-22 10:25:33 AM  
No shiat.
2020-10-22 10:32:33 AM  
When I went to Australia last year I was amazed at the number of public restrooms and how clean they were. Many restaurants like in some cities didn't have bathrooms but there were easily accessible public ones.
2020-10-22 10:35:54 AM  
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2020-10-22 10:48:13 AM  
I've got a Gal in Kalamazoo
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2020-10-22 10:52:02 AM  
the restroom will be available for public use 24 hours a day...

In theory, that's a good idea. In practice, this isn't going to end well.
2020-10-22 10:57:27 AM  
A new loo?  In Kalamazoo?  Who knew?!
2020-10-22 11:45:06 AM  
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Wait.. so this isn't a urinal?
2020-10-22 11:52:05 AM  
But these would be cheaper!

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/ not a good option for women, obviously
2020-10-22 11:53:43 AM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: [Fark user image 850x477]
Wait.. so this isn't a urinal?

I don't see why they couldn't run a sheet of water down the front of that and convert it to one of those common trough style urinals.
2020-10-22 12:30:39 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Ha!  Your move, Battle Creek!

I just wander into the back entrance of Griffin Pub. Restrooms right there.
2020-10-22 12:59:09 PM  
ABCDEFGH  I got the Kalamazoo
2020-10-22 1:00:20 PM  
Diocletian's Last Cabbage: A new loo?  In Kalamazoo?  Who knew?!

You do! Now I do, too! Woo hoo! Now let's go poo!
2020-10-22 4:25:54 PM  
I worked downtown Kalamazoo and parked in one of the multilayer garages and a homeless person took a shiat in the elevator so this is a welcome addition to the area. Hopefully they will use the new toilets instead of the elevator.
2020-10-22 7:28:43 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Ha!  Your move, Battle Creek!

Battle Creek doesn't have $105k to spend on such a project, and if they did, the only places they could put it are either right near city hall, the county courthouse, and the main homeless shelter (all three of which are within 500ft of each other); or kitty-corner from Kellogg's World HQ in the city parking lot that serves the train/bus station and is across the road from the US Post Office here. And I can't see the city fathers here doing either, because they wouldn't want the shiatter to be full by them, and the Kellogg's execs would not want the shiatter to be full near them.
2020-10-22 10:21:52 PM  
today i took a leak behind a shed.  didn't cost anyone a penny.
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