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(Wired UK)   Your Fark-ready headline of the day: "The rise and fall of the Zoom penis". Otherwise known as "Gone in 60 Seconds"   (wired.co.uk) divider line
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2126 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2020 at 8:03 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-22 2:22:23 PM  
14 votes:
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2020-10-22 8:23:57 PM  
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2020-10-22 9:49:23 PM  
6 votes:

Trik: Seriously, how hard is it to put on pants and not beat off during a zoom meeting?


You're not my supervisor.
 
2020-10-22 9:11:27 PM  
6 votes:
Gonad in 60 Seconds
 
2020-10-22 9:51:08 PM  
5 votes:

Trik: Seriously, how hard is it to put on pants and not beat off during a zoom meeting?


Pretty hard

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And I'm gone!
 
2020-10-22 9:20:20 PM  
4 votes:
Article is useless without pictures.
 
2020-10-22 8:20:08 PM  
4 votes:
Oh for f*ck's sake, I thought I "was off-camera." Just like you always assume that that your firearm is loaded you always assume that you are on-camera during video conferences. It really is that f*cking simple. And if you cannot keep your hands off your pecker for a 30-, 60-minute meeting then you need to quit your damned job and go work at an adult book store.
 
2020-10-23 1:49:40 AM  
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khatores: I don't know what the deal is with people. Work is work whether you're at home or not. Why wouldn't you want to act professionally regardless of location or situation?

I might be insane, but when I do have to teleconference, I put on a shirt and tie and usually do it from my vehicle so that the background is decent and there are no distractions.


How do you know I don't also rub one out when I'm at a staff-meeting in-person?

/staff meeting
 
2020-10-22 9:34:04 PM  
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2020-10-23 12:17:44 AM  
1 vote:
Pro tip: Getting on a video conference without your pants is a joke, not a recommendation.

/"tip", get it?
//heh heh
///heh heh  heh heh HEH heh heh.
 
2020-10-22 9:22:40 PM  
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