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(Wired UK)   Your Fark-ready headline of the day: "The rise and fall of the Zoom penis". Otherwise known as "Gone in 60 Seconds"   (wired.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-22 2:22:23 PM  
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2020-10-22 8:20:08 PM  
Oh for f*ck's sake, I thought I "was off-camera." Just like you always assume that that your firearm is loaded you always assume that you are on-camera during video conferences. It really is that f*cking simple. And if you cannot keep your hands off your pecker for a 30-, 60-minute meeting then you need to quit your damned job and go work at an adult book store.
 
2020-10-22 8:21:37 PM  
If you didn't mean for people to see your penis, why did you tilt the camera down?
 
2020-10-22 8:23:57 PM  
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2020-10-22 9:11:27 PM  
Gonad in 60 Seconds
 
2020-10-22 9:17:22 PM  

Mock26: Oh for f*ck's sake, I thought I "was off-camera." Just like you always assume that that your firearm is loaded you always assume that you are on-camera during video conferences. It really is that f*cking simple. And if you cannot keep your hands off your pecker for a 30-, 60-minute meeting then you need to quit your damned job and go work at an adult book store.


Naw, if you work at an adult store you spend way too much time trying to get other people to keep their hands of their peckers (or anyone else's) to be considering that as an option.  They tend to lack dark corners etc. for a damn good reason.  It'll put you right off the any ideas involving peckers or anything else pretty quickly.
 
2020-10-22 9:20:20 PM  
Article is useless without pictures.
 
2020-10-22 9:22:40 PM  
All I want to do is a
 
2020-10-22 9:34:04 PM  
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2020-10-22 9:39:28 PM  
Seriously, how hard is it to put on pants and not beat off during a zoom meeting?
 
2020-10-22 9:49:23 PM  

Trik: Seriously, how hard is it to put on pants and not beat off during a zoom meeting?


You're not my supervisor.
 
2020-10-22 9:50:42 PM  
FTFA: But these "funny" stories of men accidentally exposing themselves on camera are hiding a problem: in the age of Zoom, penises are everywhere.

Bold words for someone who probably never used ChatRoulette.
 
2020-10-22 9:51:08 PM  

Trik: Seriously, how hard is it to put on pants and not beat off during a zoom meeting?


Pretty hard

======D ~~

And I'm gone!
 
2020-10-22 10:04:46 PM  
misleading headline. All about the rise, nothing about the fall.
German comedians joko & klaas did a great 15-minute piece on this -  "The museum of men. "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc0P2​k​7zIb4
 
2020-10-22 10:16:56 PM  
Ah zoom dick-bombing, the tamer, more publicly acceptable chat roulette.
 
2020-10-22 11:00:58 PM  

Mock26: Oh for f*ck's sake, I thought I "was off-camera." Just like you always assume that that your firearm is loaded you always assume that you are on-camera during video conferences. It really is that f*cking simple. And if you cannot keep your hands off your pecker for a 30-, 60-minute meeting then you need to quit your damned job and go work at an adult book store.


Well apparently if you're a legal correspondent at CNN, you always get a second erection, I mean chance.
 
2020-10-23 12:17:44 AM  
Pro tip: Getting on a video conference without your pants is a joke, not a recommendation.

/"tip", get it?
//heh heh
///heh heh  heh heh HEH heh heh.
 
2020-10-23 12:19:35 AM  
I don't know what the deal is with people. Work is work whether you're at home or not. Why wouldn't you want to act professionally regardless of location or situation?

I might be insane, but when I do have to teleconference, I put on a shirt and tie and usually do it from my vehicle so that the background is decent and there are no distractions.
 
2020-10-23 1:49:40 AM  

khatores: I don't know what the deal is with people. Work is work whether you're at home or not. Why wouldn't you want to act professionally regardless of location or situation?

I might be insane, but when I do have to teleconference, I put on a shirt and tie and usually do it from my vehicle so that the background is decent and there are no distractions.


How do you know I don't also rub one out when I'm at a staff-meeting in-person?

/staff meeting
 
2020-10-23 2:30:38 AM  

Prof. Frink: khatores: I don't know what the deal is with people. Work is work whether you're at home or not. Why wouldn't you want to act professionally regardless of location or situation?

I might be insane, but when I do have to teleconference, I put on a shirt and tie and usually do it from my vehicle so that the background is decent and there are no distractions.

How do you know I don't also rub one out when I'm at a staff-meeting in-person?

/staff meeting


I think I saw part of that Japanese salaryman porn video but then turned to one involving lesbians in the office.
 
2020-10-23 9:45:07 AM  

khatores: Prof. Frink: khatores: I don't know what the deal is with people. Work is work whether you're at home or not. Why wouldn't you want to act professionally regardless of location or situation?

I might be insane, but when I do have to teleconference, I put on a shirt and tie and usually do it from my vehicle so that the background is decent and there are no distractions.

How do you know I don't also rub one out when I'm at a staff-meeting in-person?

/staff meeting

I think I saw part of that Japanese salaryman porn video but then turned to one involving lesbians in the office.


The Osaka Cocka and the Pixelated Pussies series kinds peters out after the first dozen or so episodes.
 
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