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2020-10-22 9:30:39 AM  
Main thing is to pay shiat off starting with highest interest items first - (The swear jar just got a tip)
 
2020-10-22 9:55:47 AM  

Merltech: Main thing is to pay shiat off starting with highest interest items first - (The swear jar just got a tip)


Depends on a lot of factors.

When I was younger and in lots of debt, I focused on taking out the smallest amounts first - regardless of interest. I know I paid out more in all, but there was a psychological value in having FEWER debts. In seeing the payoff of the effort I was putting in.

I know I should have knocked down the high interest credit card first, but it would have taken long months before I really felt I was making a dent. By knocking out all the small debts first (and making minimum payments on all to maintain what was left of credit rating) , it was the last one standing and nobody was chasing me for payment
 
2020-10-22 10:00:18 AM  
That article is very timely.  An even better article would be about how to avoid paying inflated hospital Covid bills after your loved one passes away.
 
2020-10-22 10:13:04 AM  
Well, there's always the chance I was adopted.
 
2020-10-22 10:15:59 AM  
Hookers and blow. The answer is always Hookers and blow...and butt sects
 
2020-10-22 11:08:45 AM  
Good portion of the articles appears to be about determining your tax liability.  Which is actually a pretty good idea.
 
2020-10-22 12:18:36 PM  
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2020-10-22 12:43:47 PM  
Trusts are great. Get yourself named as a successor trustee or the trustee. Things go a lot easier after your loved one passes.*

* at least in South Dakota
 
2020-10-22 12:56:48 PM  

dascott: Well, there's always the chance I was adopted.


Bill Gates was rumored to be quite the womanizer back in the day. So you never know...
 
2020-10-22 1:07:04 PM  

montreal_medic: Merltech: Main thing is to pay shiat off starting with highest interest items first - (The swear jar just got a tip)

Depends on a lot of factors.

When I was younger and in lots of debt, I focused on taking out the smallest amounts first - regardless of interest. I know I paid out more in all, but there was a psychological value in having FEWER debts. In seeing the payoff of the effort I was putting in.

I know I should have knocked down the high interest credit card first, but it would have taken long months before I really felt I was making a dent. By knocking out all the small debts first (and making minimum payments on all to maintain what was left of credit rating) , it was the last one standing and nobody was chasing me for payment


My approach was to "gamify" it, by keeping a simple spreadsheet of my monetary assets, debts, and interest.  Including a calculation of how much in interest I was paying each month.  When I made a payment on a big debt that wasn't going away for a while, I got the reward of seeing the debt number drop, the interest cost each month go down, and my total net worth go up a little bit.  After a while, it feels like you're in a game, and you get the psychological reward systems associated with it.

The number of debts stayed high for a while, but seeing that interest number drop and being able to fold each extra dollar into a principle payment to speed it up helped so much.  But anything you can do to start making good decisions is helpful.
 
2020-10-22 1:55:09 PM  

Psychohazard: That article is very timely.  An even better article would be about how to avoid paying inflated hospital Covid bills after your loved one passes away.


I think a "wht to do when monkeys fly out of ur ass" article would be just as useful and just as likely to happen.
 
2020-10-22 1:57:11 PM  

KC Dutchman: Hookers and blow. The answer is always Hookers and blow...and butt sects


Once you get to the top and have plenty of Fuk You money, your final goal is to destroy yourself with drugs.


I guess
 
2020-10-22 4:41:21 PM  
Find a soft spot to land prior to fainting.
 
2020-10-22 5:33:59 PM  
Thanks for reminding me that Trump raised my taxes with that Secure act. Double the exception for people who inherit millions, but increase the taxes on us working shlubs who stand to inherit tax deferred accounts from our parents.
 
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