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(Daily Star)   Sweatpants come with built in prosthetic for dromedaries that have lost a portion of their forefoot (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-22 12:01:52 PM  
It can overcome the moose knuckle?
 
2020-10-22 7:38:17 PM  
The Bob & Tom Show Camel Toe Song (Original version)
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Seems appropriate, caution rude language.
 
2020-10-22 7:38:43 PM  

edmo: It can overcome the moose knuckle?


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I hope they aren't too tight either..
 
2020-10-22 7:39:32 PM  
Her kids even spotted her "sugarpuff" looked bigger in the leggings. The children, Emielia-Rose, five, and Evie-Rae, three, were puzzled and the older girl asked: "Is that your nunny?"

I'll always be surprised at the kid-friendly words people come up with for their private parts.
 
2020-10-22 7:43:30 PM  

UltimaCS: Her kids even spotted her "sugarpuff" looked bigger in the leggings. The children, Emielia-Rose, five, and Evie-Rae, three, were puzzled and the older girl asked: "Is that your nunny?"

I'll always be surprised at the kid-friendly words people come up with for their private parts.


I genuinely don't get it because Penis and Vagina are two of the funniest farking words in the English language.
 
2020-10-22 7:46:05 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: edmo: It can overcome the moose knuckle?

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I hope they aren't too tight either..


If you built that into sweats it wouldn't count as carry on luggage. Brilliant.
 
2020-10-22 7:47:26 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: UltimaCS: Her kids even spotted her "sugarpuff" looked bigger in the leggings. The children, Emielia-Rose, five, and Evie-Rae, three, were puzzled and the older girl asked: "Is that your nunny?"

I'll always be surprised at the kid-friendly words people come up with for their private parts.

I genuinely don't get it because Penis and Vagina are two of the funniest farking words in the English language.


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2020-10-22 7:49:11 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: UltimaCS: Her kids even spotted her "sugarpuff" looked bigger in the leggings. The children, Emielia-Rose, five, and Evie-Rae, three, were puzzled and the older girl asked: "Is that your nunny?"

I'll always be surprised at the kid-friendly words people come up with for their private parts.

I genuinely don't get it because Penis and Vagina are two of the funniest farking words in the English language.


Right?  People have this peculiar sense that if you make up some vaguely suggestive gibberish it somehow makes the thing you're referring to less icky, even if everybody know exactly what you're talking about.  It is stupid.
 
2020-10-22 7:49:28 PM  

edmo: It can overcome the moose knuckle?


Mooooooose
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2020-10-22 7:50:58 PM  

Rezurok: KingBiefWhistle: UltimaCS: Her kids even spotted her "sugarpuff" looked bigger in the leggings. The children, Emielia-Rose, five, and Evie-Rae, three, were puzzled and the older girl asked: "Is that your nunny?"

I'll always be surprised at the kid-friendly words people come up with for their private parts.

I genuinely don't get it because Penis and Vagina are two of the funniest farking words in the English language.

Right?  People have this peculiar sense that if you make up some vaguely suggestive gibberish it somehow makes the thing you're referring to less icky, even if everybody know exactly what you're talking about.  It is stupid.


Yes I am aware of the hypocrisy
 
2020-10-22 7:53:42 PM  
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2020-10-22 7:55:13 PM  
"I'm not going to send them back, I just can't wear them outside and I certainly wouldn't wear them on the school run."

I'm just going to post a picture of my knuckle on the internet for the whole world to see.
 
2020-10-22 8:17:55 PM  
Looks moar like a bifurcated clenis.
 
2020-10-22 9:01:22 PM  
The Daily Star really has just become titstagram.
 
2020-10-22 9:16:46 PM  

ansius: The Daily Star really has just become titstagram.


Is that wrong?
 
2020-10-22 9:29:32 PM  
What's old is new

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2020-10-22 10:13:53 PM  
Mods are trollin' for deletes...
 
2020-10-22 10:16:16 PM  
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2020-10-22 10:26:41 PM  

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I'd peel off the skin-tight outer layer and fark it.
 
2020-10-23 2:34:19 AM  

UltimaCS: Her kids even spotted her "sugarpuff" looked bigger in the leggings. The children, Emielia-Rose, five, and Evie-Rae, three, were puzzled and the older girl asked: "Is that your nunny?"

I'll always be surprised at the kid-friendly words people come up with for their private parts.


I dunno I think sugar puff is a perfectly cromulent synonym for camel toe.

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2020-10-23 12:04:02 PM  

UltimaCS: Her kids even spotted her "sugarpuff" looked bigger in the leggings. The children, Emielia-Rose, five, and Evie-Rae, three, were puzzled and the older girl asked: "Is that your nunny?"

I'll always be surprised at the kid-friendly words people come up with for their private parts.


here is her tiktok where she says
"There is absolutely nothing wrong with my purse"

https://www.tiktok.com/@roxiejmua/vid​e​o/6884995840927206658
 
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