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(ABC News)   If you're a Democratic legislator and doctor who's led efforts to hold pharmaceutical companies responsible for the opioid epidemic, perhaps think twice before you offer the hooker you've been seeing for years some Oxy for free sex   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2020-10-22 9:32:58 AM  
This is why I only vote for morally upstanding Republicans. You will never catch any Republican soliciting a hooker or involving themselves in Oxycontin.
 
2020-10-22 9:59:43 AM  

Dimensio: You will never catch any Republican soliciting a hooker or involving themselves in Oxycontin.


You're being sarcastic. I get sarcasm. But you have to remember that the Republicans only do these things because they learned it from the Democrats. If the Democrats weren't there as a corruptive influence, there would be no such problems with Republicans. That's the irony of the motto, "Both Sides Are Bad So Vote Republican." The irony is that there is truth in the statement, because while both sides are bad (because the bad Democrats corrupt the good Republicans), if you voted Republican, there would be no more bad Democrats to corrupt them, and we'd have no more problems.
 
2020-10-22 10:34:58 AM  
Perfectly cromulent behavior for Republicans, though.
 
2020-10-22 12:19:05 PM  
And  minister.

The guy is a walking bingo.
 
2020-10-22 1:31:21 PM  
Trying to keep up with Rudy ain't for the faint of heart, doc. You got no game and he's a pro.
 
2020-10-22 1:52:04 PM  
As a doctor, I was merely prescribing medicines to treat the poor lady's pain.  And providing these medicines free of cost as I am quite generous.  And if she were to find me attractive and offer me a Sloppy Honk and an Around the World, who am I to decline such offers?
 
2020-10-22 1:53:25 PM  
If it was a republican the prostitute would have been an 11 year old boy and it would have been spun as him doing community outreach.
 
2020-10-22 1:53:47 PM  
If this were a Republican there is every chance they would circle the wagons and try to protect him but he is a Dem so...

byefelicia.jpg
 
2020-10-22 1:53:59 PM  
democrat or republican - no passes for shiatty behavior.
 
2020-10-22 1:54:18 PM  
Spencer is a well-known doctor who has been a legislator in Suffolk County's 18th District since 2011 and serves on an opioid task force

And I suppose all those people on the gun violence task force should turn in their guns?
 
2020-10-22 1:55:55 PM  
The aristocrats!
 
2020-10-22 1:55:56 PM  
He was just conducting an official sting operation as part of the Opiod Task Force.
 
2020-10-22 1:56:02 PM  
After four years of Trump, all Democratic scandals seem incredibly tame.
 
2020-10-22 1:56:43 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Dimensio: You will never catch any Republican soliciting a hooker or involving themselves in Oxycontin.

You're being sarcastic. I get sarcasm. But you have to remember that the Republicans only do these things because they learned it from the Democrats. If the Democrats weren't there as a corruptive influence, there would be no such problems with Republicans. That's the irony of the motto, "Both Sides Are Bad So Vote Republican." The irony is that there is truth in the statement, because while both sides are bad (because the bad Democrats corrupt the good Republicans), if you voted Republican, there would be no more bad Democrats to corrupt them, and we'd have no more problems.


So that's why I keep seeing billboards saying "Vote Republican"...  It's for my protection!
 
2020-10-22 1:57:17 PM  
"Spencer, of Centerport, was allegedly under the presumption he would be meeting a prostitute in a parking lot to trade the oxycodone pills for sex -- but it was a sting operation. "


Where did you get "the hooker you've been seeing for years" subby?
 
2020-10-22 1:58:53 PM  

Dimensio: This is why I only vote for morally upstanding Republicans. You will never catch any Republican soliciting a hooker or involving themselves in Oxycontin.


Republicans only love raping little boys, just like the priests.
 
2020-10-22 1:58:59 PM  
I've got to exit this thread, too many eyerolls make me dizzy.
 
2020-10-22 1:59:03 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Dimensio: You will never catch any Republican soliciting a hooker or involving themselves in Oxycontin.

You're being sarcastic. I get sarcasm. But you have to remember that the Republicans only do these things because they learned it from the Democrats. If the Democrats weren't there as a corruptive influence, there would be no such problems with Republicans. That's the irony of the motto, "Both Sides Are Bad So Vote Republican." The irony is that there is truth in the statement, because while both sides are bad (because the bad Democrats corrupt the good Republicans), if you voted Republican, there would be no more bad Democrats to corrupt them, and we'd have no more problems.


Conversely, one could argue that it becomes okay when both sides do it?

/or maybe both sides should just not do it.
 
2020-10-22 1:59:20 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Perfectly cromulent behavior for Republicans, though.


I've been trying to use the word "cromulent" as much as possible.  I think of some old timey guy in a top hat and monocle and it makes me chuckle to myself.  I dont know why.  As for the doctor, he probably never did this before, I think its basically entrapment, especially if it is a person hes met with before.
 
2020-10-22 2:00:11 PM  
She wanted Oxy
 
2020-10-22 2:00:19 PM  

quatchi: If this were a Republican there is every chance they would circle the wagons and try to protect him but he is a Dem so...

byefelicia.jpg


Yup.  He should be investigated, tried, and if found guilty sentenced.  His standing as a legislator or a Democrat should have nothing to do with it.  I would say the say for a Republican.
 
2020-10-22 2:01:09 PM  
It's not really free sex if it's in exchange for oxy not is it? Checkmate!

A left wing politician caught going against what he preach is at least as much of a scumbag as a right wing one.
 
2020-10-22 2:01:21 PM  
Has he been convicted yet? No. His lawyer probably has a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.
 
2020-10-22 2:01:29 PM  
There's no such thing as free sex.
 
2020-10-22 2:02:13 PM  

Vtimlin: Benevolent Misanthrope: Perfectly cromulent behavior for Republicans, though.

I've been trying to use the word "cromulent" as much as possible.  I think of some old timey guy in a top hat and monocle and it makes me chuckle to myself.  I dont know why.  As for the doctor, he probably never did this before, I think its basically entrapment, especially if it is a person hes met with before.


"Embiggen" is also a perfectly cromulent word.
 
2020-10-22 2:03:51 PM  

Dimensio: This is why I only vote for morally upstanding Republicans. You will never catch any Republican soliciting a hooker or involving themselves in Oxycontin.


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/OK, so HE didn't solicit the hooker.
 
2020-10-22 2:04:15 PM  
She hot?
 
2020-10-22 2:08:16 PM  
It's not free if you are giving her oxy for it.
 
2020-10-22 2:08:35 PM  
Oof, that is sad
 
2020-10-22 2:09:38 PM  
Dumb MF'r who is also a democrat gets caught in the same honey hole that has been bringing down men of power since the thing was invented.

Now, medical school. At some point during the anatomy lecture, would it be inappropriate for the lecturer to just switch off the overhead projector and explain the OTHER  specific use for this portion of the anatomy?


Damn, guys. Rent a porno. Those story plots are more interesting and won't wreck everything you've worked for
 
2020-10-22 2:10:07 PM  

Crewmannumber6: She wanted Oxy


They all want me
 
2020-10-22 2:15:25 PM  

bmongar: It's not free if you are giving her oxy for it.


Correct. You can say you didn't pay cash for sex, but not that you didn't pay for sex, when paying with drugs.
 
2020-10-22 2:16:44 PM  

bmongar: It's not free if you are giving her oxy for it.


It's not prostitution if money doesn't change hands.
 
2020-10-22 2:23:11 PM  

talkertopc: It's not really free sex if it's in exchange for oxy not is it? Checkmate!

A left wing politician caught going against what he preach is at least as much of a scumbag as a right wing one.


He's a doctor, so it was medical treatment. And the sex wasn't sex, it was therepy for chronic hysteria.

See, all better.
 
2020-10-22 2:24:05 PM  

FnkyTwn: Has he been convicted yet? No. His lawyer probably has a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.


Meant to reply to this...

Meh, still works.
 
2020-10-22 2:29:55 PM  
According to Ward, Spencer made "oral admissions" to officers that there is also an ongoing investigation into his past conduct which will involve additional search warrants and evidence recovered from his cellphone.

Can't wait until they get in that cellphone, I hear he was offering a job to Hunter Biden
 
2020-10-22 2:36:15 PM  
Please provide photo of hooker so I may cast appropriate judgment.

/DNRTFA
 
2020-10-22 2:47:18 PM  
Someone from the other side has been arrested for something ridiculous!  YAY!!!  My political ideology is validated!  Suck it libs!  Just try to criticize conservatism now!
 
2020-10-22 2:55:58 PM  
Every time I've gotten a script for oxy, I set it aside for the hooker's.......
Doesn't every body?
 
2020-10-22 2:57:30 PM  
Man, they didn't even tell us whether the biatch set him up...
 
2020-10-22 3:11:27 PM  
YOU'RE NOT MY...... wait, that's pretty sound advice
 
2020-10-22 3:22:49 PM  
Well, the good news is that after his stint in the county cross-bar motel if he wants to testify about how oxy destroys lives he has a first hand account.
 
2020-10-22 3:46:47 PM  

covfefe: It's not prostitution if money doesn't change hands.


well, that's simply wrong.  "compensation of any kind"
 
2020-10-22 3:47:01 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Dimensio: You will never catch any Republican soliciting a hooker or involving themselves in Oxycontin.

You're being sarcastic. I get sarcasm. But you have to remember that the Republicans only do these things because they learned it from the Democrats. If the Democrats weren't there as a corruptive influence, there would be no such problems with Republicans. That's the irony of the motto, "Both Sides Are Bad So Vote Republican." The irony is that there is truth in the statement, because while both sides are bad (because the bad Democrats corrupt the good Republicans), if you voted Republican, there would be no more bad Democrats to corrupt them, and we'd have no more problems.


So....vote Democrat because your sarcasm is the better sarcasm, especially when there's hookers and blow involved?

Pretty soon there wont be room for sarcasm, satire is pretty much done.
 
2020-10-22 4:00:32 PM  

Malenfant: bmongar: It's not free if you are giving her oxy for it.

Correct. You can say you didn't pay cash for sex, but not that you didn't pay for sex, when paying with drugs.


Works for 'dinner and movie' too?
Part in movie?
'Engagement' ring?
15 minutes of begging?
Future alimony?

Where do we draw the line?
 
2020-10-22 4:09:25 PM  
"Spencer was ordered to surrender his passport, his pistol license -- he has a pistol permit but not a licence to carry"

Wouldn't it make more sense to ask him to surrender his pistol???
 
2020-10-22 4:10:23 PM  

1funguy: Dumb MF'r who is also a democrat gets caught in the same honey hole that has been bringing down men of power since the thing was invented.

Now, medical school. At some point during the anatomy lecture, would it be inappropriate for the lecturer to just switch off the overhead projector and explain the OTHER  specific use for this portion of the anatomy?


Damn, guys. Rent a porno. Those story plots are more interesting and won't wreck everything you've worked for


"The Ten Thousand Fingers of Dr. Terwilliger & how manual digitizing of the female patient's genitalia results in hysterical paroxysm & requests for more frequent treatment schedules"  VHS/DVD/4k!!

/from 1890-1920 docs were lauded for helping women regain their "pleasantness and poise" by means of the ungloved hand - just don't send 'em home with more than eight ounces of Laudanum per appointment...
//yep best for male to "relieve tension", then consider the question "do I really need gonorrhea, again?"  never lead with hormones (most dangerous drugs - and one needs stay right on top of them lest ye be stung)
 
2020-10-22 4:11:33 PM  

covfefe: bmongar: It's not free if you are giving her oxy for it.

It's not prostitution if money doesn't change hands.


You sound like you've tried this defense before Mr Kraft
 
2020-10-22 4:35:02 PM  

edmo: And  minister.

The guy is a walking bingo.


Someone hacks his e-mail and sends it out for the setup.

They put the stuffs in his car / jacket pocket he never checks.

Someone tells him face to face they need to meet him right there and at that time.

Whistleblowers get set up.  Unless you are completely, 100% airtight and always have someone that can cover your backside covering your backside, you get screwed over in a way to destroy credibility.

Being a good guy never pays off.
 
JD [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-22 4:52:18 PM  
Bith set me up!
 
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