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(Daily Star)   Woman sees her train is running late, decides to have 'al fresco' romp with stranger in busy town centre to pass the time (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-22 6:58:49 AM  
The English are a strange people.
 
2020-10-22 7:12:46 AM  
Where does she land on the Hot/Crazy scale?
Asking for a friend
 
2020-10-22 7:35:32 AM  
And I'm worried about coronavirus.
 
2020-10-22 7:46:39 AM  
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2020-10-22 7:48:14 AM  
COVID might be the least of her worries.
 
2020-10-22 7:49:26 AM  

dwlah: Where does she land on the Hot/Crazy scale?
Asking for a friend


Is there a "British crazy"?  She's definitely on the "British hot" side of that scale.
 
2020-10-22 7:50:38 AM  
Don't care. Had sex.
 
2020-10-22 7:53:36 AM  
Well, when you can get on the train, there's always the bologna pony express.

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2020-10-22 7:53:40 AM  
Woman has 'al fresco' romp with stranger
She began talking to a stranger
and the pair ended up
having sex on the pavement
as shoppers walked past

Kate Jackson began talking to a stranger
when her train was delayed,
and the pair ended up
romping on the pavement

A woman had an illicit
"al fresco" sex session
with a stranger
after they got chatting
while waiting to catch a train home.

Kate Jackson was seen
by passers-by
having intercourse with 44-year-old Jonathon Pisani
after she realised her train would be delayed.

Kate Jackson began talking to a stranger
when her train was delayed,
and the pair ended up
romping on the pavement

The pair had sex in broad daylight
in Stalybridge town centre
at around 3.45pm.
 
2020-10-22 7:54:14 AM  

dwlah: Where does she land on the Hot/Crazy scale?
Asking for a friend


She looks... pretty sane.
 
2020-10-22 7:54:58 AM  
Too long, didn't read summary:

1. She gets mad at her boyfriend, leaves
2. Train is late, so she talks to stranger
3. He offers her booze, she takes it although she takes meds for bipolar and personality disorder 🚩🚩🚩!!!!
4. They have sex on the pavement
5. Judge rules to not reveal her address to avoid embarrassment
6. Website published her picture and name anyway.
7. The Aristocrats
 
2020-10-22 7:55:17 AM  
Mind the gap
 
2020-10-22 7:56:34 AM  
"She was waiting outside and then struck up a conversation with a male and after being offered White Storm cider, her recollection then becomes particularly hazy."

Hazy? Like the moors of Scotland?

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2020-10-22 7:57:17 AM  

Nurglitch: Woman has 'al fresco' romp with stranger
She began talking to a stranger
and the pair ended up
having sex on the pavement
as shoppers walked past

Kate Jackson began talking to a stranger
when her train was delayed,
and the pair ended up
romping on the pavement

A woman had an illicit
"al fresco" sex session
with a stranger
after they got chatting
while waiting to catch a train home.

Kate Jackson was seen
by passers-by
having intercourse with 44-year-old Jonathon Pisani
after she realised her train would be delayed.

Kate Jackson began talking to a stranger
when her train was delayed,
and the pair ended up
romping on the pavement

The pair had sex in broad daylight
in Stalybridge town centre
at around 3.45pm.


Is that the text of the article?  I read it as song lyrics and the song melody in my head was "Devil Went Down to Georgia".
 
2020-10-22 7:57:51 AM  
Trains don't have legs and thus can't run
 
2020-10-22 7:57:55 AM  
"Works every time!"

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2020-10-22 7:58:35 AM  

InfoFreako: dwlah: Where does she land on the Hot/Crazy scale?
Asking for a friend

She looks... pretty sane.


A girlfriend that gets mad at you and then bangs the literal next man that talks to her (right there on the spot!) might not be insane but she definitely has problems.
 
2020-10-22 7:58:40 AM  
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Does this stuff really come in a 2L plastic bottle?

FFS.
 
2020-10-22 7:59:30 AM  
/clicks link to look at photos
// Ew...
/// ... and Ew....
 
2020-10-22 7:59:48 AM  

dryknife: "Works every time!"

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I've got a headache just looking at that.

Never been near an apple in its life.
 
2020-10-22 8:00:16 AM  
The bipolar + booze issue takes this away from being funny to being incredibly sad. That mix can absolutely ruin you.
 
2020-10-22 8:00:58 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: InfoFreako: dwlah: Where does she land on the Hot/Crazy scale?
Asking for a friend

She looks... pretty sane.

A girlfriend that gets mad at you and then bangs the literal next man that talks to her (right there on the spot!) might not be insane but she definitely has problems.


It was an attempt at diplomacy. As in, if hot=crazy then...
 
2020-10-22 8:01:25 AM  
Chavs gonna chav I guess.
 
2020-10-22 8:04:42 AM  
The Fast Show S02E04 - Extra sketch during broadcast version of end credits
Youtube LXxgxXiqZZw
 
2020-10-22 8:04:55 AM  
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2020-10-22 8:09:48 AM  
What was she thinking.......it's the 70's or something?!?!
 
2020-10-22 8:11:14 AM  
The camera was said to have then panned back to see them lying on the pavement cuddling each other. Eventually she pulled him on top of her before they began romping as shoppers walked past.

"romping" . . .
because screwing is offensive?
 
2020-10-22 8:11:32 AM  
Kate Jackson was seen by passers-by having intercourse with 44-year-old Jonathon Pisani.

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2020-10-22 8:15:27 AM  

Shaggy_C: [unitaswholesale.co.uk image 282x282]
Does this stuff really come in a 2L plastic bottle?

FFS.


And it costs more by quantity than the can version.
 
2020-10-22 8:17:03 AM  
What I find odd is that the newspapers are just allowed to publish their names and pictures like that. In my country that would be pretty much illegal and reason for a lawsuit (why media won't do it), but it seems like common law countries generally have much less strict privacy laws?
 
2020-10-22 8:19:14 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: The camera was said to have then panned back to see them lying on the pavement cuddling each other. Eventually she pulled him on top of her before they began romping as shoppers walked past.

"romping" . . . because screwing is offensive?


"Romping" makes sex sound more playful and acceptable, even though they were arrested for farking in public.

They also say "snogging" when referring to kissing, right? Which makes it sound repulsive.
 
2020-10-22 8:20:56 AM  
It beats a burger king barhroom
 
2020-10-22 8:25:20 AM  

fuzzybacchus: /clicks link to look at photos
// Ew...
/// ... and Ew....


Yeah. But the guy is likely more hideous, best he could do.
 
2020-10-22 8:27:37 AM  
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Is it in bad form to ask her to leave the mask on?
 
2020-10-22 8:30:16 AM  

Wendigogo: Zeb Hesselgresser: The camera was said to have then panned back to see them lying on the pavement cuddling each other. Eventually she pulled him on top of her before they began romping as shoppers walked past.

"romping" . . . because screwing is offensive?

"Romping" makes sex sound more playful and acceptable, even though they were arrested for farking in public.

They also say "snogging" when referring to kissing, right? Which makes it sound repulsive.


Farking in public would be a good Fark username.
 
2020-10-22 8:30:32 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Too long, didn't read summary:

1. She gets mad at her boyfriend, leaves
2. Train is late, so she talks to stranger
3. He offers her booze, she takes it although she takes meds for bipolar and personality disorder 🚩🚩🚩!!!!
4. They have sex on the pavement
5. Judge rules to not reveal her address to avoid embarrassment
6. Website published her picture and name anyway.
7. The Aristocrats


Dnrtfa
Why is the fucus on her? Save didn't have sex alone, unlike many farkers
 
2020-10-22 8:36:07 AM  
Man, some guys get all the luck.

It's a good day for me if I get change back from the ticket machine, fer chris sake.

/kicks dirt
 
2020-10-22 8:37:35 AM  

FarkaDark: Why is the fucus on her? Save didn't have sex alone, unlike many farkers


Because it was her sentencing. he has also pleaded guilty and will be sentenced in December, at which point the Daily Star can pay Drew to greenlight the story again.
 
2020-10-22 8:40:50 AM  
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2020-10-22 8:46:42 AM  
Would have gone to trial in America with her pleading not guilty and the defense being the drink was spiked. Of course, in America, the penalty would not be a small fee but a lifetime listing on a sex offenders list making it nearly impossible to find housing increasing her chances of going on drugs, and to top it off, almost certainly ensuring she would repeat the same offense.  Go 'Murica!
 
2020-10-22 8:47:02 AM  
She's all out o' scrumpy.
 
2020-10-22 8:50:15 AM  

Salmon: Man, some guys get all the luck herpes.


FTFY
 
2020-10-22 8:50:44 AM  
If she knows his name is Al Fresco, how is he a complete stranger?

/BAM. Logic.
 
2020-10-22 8:51:14 AM  
WTFDYW:

FarkingFapping in public would be a goodmore accurate Fark username.

FTF us.
 
2020-10-22 8:59:16 AM  
"Jonathon Pisani has pleaded guilty to outraging public decency"

Outraging public decency.  If only we had such laws... Cheetolini would be run out of every town he visits by the cops.
 
2020-10-22 9:01:18 AM  
This ain't Cinemax.
 
2020-10-22 9:03:30 AM  

bikkurikun: What I find odd is that the newspapers are just allowed to publish their names and pictures like that. In my country that would be pretty much illegal and reason for a lawsuit (why media won't do it), but it seems like common law countries generally have much less strict privacy laws?


Arrest records, court sentences, and similar things are public records.  Media are allowed to report on them, especially in the US, where "truth is an absolute defense to libel claims" as well as to related causes of action.  In the UK (not sure about other commonwealth countries), references to old criminal cases may be considered irrelevant and cause for action, but the common law perspective is that it is potentially relevant news.

For example, Florida has stronger public-records laws than most states, which is one factor in the number of "Florida Man" stories.
 
2020-10-22 9:06:09 AM  

hodgemann: "Jonathon Pisani has pleaded guilty to outraging public decency"

Outraging public decency.  If only we had such laws... Cheetolini would be run out of every town he visits by the cops.


We got rid of those laws because Democrats disproportionately used them to target people of (not-orange) color.
 
2020-10-22 9:09:03 AM  

Shaggy_C: [unitaswholesale.co.uk image 282x282]
Does this stuff really come in a 2L plastic bottle?

FFS.


Jesus. You start one a day on these, there's no coming back.
 
2020-10-22 9:10:28 AM  

SimonElectric: Would have gone to trial in America with her pleading not guilty and the defense being the drink was spiked. Of course, in America, the penalty would not be a small fee but a lifetime listing on a sex offenders list making it nearly impossible to find housing increasing her chances of going on drugs, and to top it off, almost certainly ensuring she would repeat the same offense.  Go 'Murica!


American exceptionalism, ladies and gentlemen!
 
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