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(SanDiego UnionTribune)   DNA, genealogy lead to name of Coronado man found frozen in Colorado in 1974   (sandiegouniontribune.com) divider line
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2020-10-22 9:56:52 AM  
Coronado is dead and so are all his relatives.
 
2020-10-22 10:00:46 AM  
How much Neanderthal was he?
 
2020-10-22 10:06:06 AM  

stuhayes2010: Coronado is dead and so are all his relatives.


grand-children.
 
2020-10-22 10:23:23 AM  
Armbrust was climbing the rocks, looking for a higher place to jump when he slipped and fell to his death.


You had one job...
 
2020-10-22 10:36:45 AM  
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I remember that discovery.
 
2020-10-22 10:44:34 AM  
I don't know what the mystery was.  Dude left a note:

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I, Hatchet Jack, bein' of sound mind and broke legs do hereby leaveth my bear rifle to whatever finds it. Lord hope it be a white man. It is a good rifle and kilt the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack.
 
2020-10-22 10:46:41 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 720x486]

I remember that discovery.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2020-10-22 11:01:44 AM  
There are some strange people in Coronado
 
2020-10-22 11:18:12 AM  
Let's get this out of the way:

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2020-10-22 12:10:31 PM  
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Is he related to Brendan Fraser?
 
2020-10-22 12:30:53 PM  
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2020-10-22 1:53:56 PM  
They'll be hearing from his unfrozen caveman lawyer about this!
 
2020-10-22 2:16:43 PM  

JolobinSmokin: How much Neanderthal was he?


Well, judging from the photograph ....
 
2020-10-22 2:19:16 PM  
I checked my family tree. No Armbrusts yet. I've got some Strong Arms. Well, the famous one.
 
2020-10-22 2:20:13 PM  

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Is he related to Brendan Fraser?


Who's a pretty boy?

No, not you, Pauly.
 
2020-10-22 4:12:52 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 720x486]

I remember that discovery.


Came in here to ask if they named him Steve or Gorak.
 
2020-10-22 4:17:43 PM  
Coronado?  He belongs in a museum.
 
2020-10-22 4:24:54 PM  

Bondith: Coronado?  He belongs in a museum.


So do you!
 
2020-10-22 8:48:37 PM  
Young wife pushed him and ran off with the cash from their liquidated holdings.  Per their collective plan, though.  No treachery involved.

/you can trust me on this
//because I'm a psychotic
 
2020-10-23 2:36:31 PM  
Just walk away Renee.
 
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