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(ESPN)   A Giant win or soaring Eagles? Who will prevail in this pillow fight? Daniel Jones or Carson Wentz? Giants and Eagles are on Thursday Night Football and it kicks off at 8:20 PM ET on FOX and NFL Network   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-10-22 12:02:23 PM  
At least I picked up Boston Scott in fantasy football since Miles Sanders is hurt. Hope Boston does well.
 
2020-10-22 3:53:17 PM  

kdawg7736: At least I picked up Boston Scott in fantasy football since Miles Sanders is hurt. Hope Boston does well.


I had 3 RB's going into this week. Cook & Gaskin are on bye, and it's sounding like Mostert is going on the IR. So now I have Brian Hill & JD McKissic, and had to drop any depth I had at WR, because on top of that, both my kicker and my defense are on bye as well. In a 12 team league, I may never get said depth back again.
 
2020-10-22 4:21:52 PM  
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/glory days
 
2020-10-22 7:56:03 PM  
Go not-Eagles!
 
2020-10-22 7:57:42 PM  

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/glory days


Less glorious days, for the refs:

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2020-10-22 8:01:03 PM  
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2020-10-22 8:03:15 PM  
"We knew they were gonna get our best and we were gonna get their best."

So...we'll see the best of each teams tonight?  So it should be a slightly below mediocre game.
 
2020-10-22 8:03:56 PM  
...and now they'd rather talk about baseball because they can only polish this turd so much.
 
2020-10-22 8:06:13 PM  
Hopefully, we get to Fractal Busey.
 
2020-10-22 8:08:20 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Hopefully, we get to Fractal Busey.


I'm hoping for Fractal Busey ending in a last-second tie.
 
2020-10-22 8:10:06 PM  
"Not authorized by any cadidate"

Not saying whose side that little typo was on, but...
 
2020-10-22 8:14:15 PM  
An NFC Least game? Oh boy oh boy this is gonna be great!
 
2020-10-22 8:15:18 PM  
I had to haul about 1500 pounds of tile up 15 stairs and 30 feet so some rich assholes house as part of my job

Then i spent most of the rest of the day driving in cold windy rainy weather.

Tonight i am watching football and getting drunk.
 
2020-10-22 8:15:20 PM  

Marbleisheavy: An NFC Least game? Oh boy oh boy this is gonna be great!


Of all the Thursday Night Football games, this is the Thursday Nightiest.
 
2020-10-22 8:15:23 PM  
God these pregame shows suck so bad. I could've sworn kickoff was at 8:05. This is my punishment.
 
2020-10-22 8:15:29 PM  
I hope someone covers the goalposts in superglue. We'd get a doink and not much else.
 
2020-10-22 8:16:35 PM  
At least we get Friday off from shoepisser
 
2020-10-22 8:16:38 PM  
Yes, this game is going to be a toilet fire, but I am going to watch it and so are you. What else is there to watch tonight?
 
2020-10-22 8:17:36 PM  
Joe buck. Fox sport's favorite whore
 
2020-10-22 8:17:50 PM  

seventypercent: Yes, this game is going to be a toilet fire, but I am going to watch it and so are you. What else is there to watch tonight?


Well there's the other thing.  But this seems like it will be less of a train wreck. Whether thats good or bad I have no idea.
 
2020-10-22 8:18:46 PM  

seventypercent: Yes, this game is going to be a toilet fire, but I am going to watch it and so are you. What else is there to watch tonight?


A different, less physically violent tire fire.
 
2020-10-22 8:19:27 PM  

kkinnison: Joe buck. Fox sport's favorite whore


He certainly sleeps around
 
2020-10-22 8:19:34 PM  
The insane part is this game will effect the division, yes this game
 
2020-10-22 8:20:54 PM  
HOWDY, FOLKS

I'm probably going to be flipping back & forth between the game and the debate. You guys can decide which shiatshow I'm commenting on. It'll be fun* game!


*Definitions of "fun" may vary
 
2020-10-22 8:21:28 PM  
They keep saying someone has to win this game...they do know ties are a thing right?
 
2020-10-22 8:21:42 PM  

Di Atribe: HOWDY, FOLKS

I'm probably going to be flipping back & forth between the game and the debate. You guys can decide which shiatshow I'm commenting on. It'll be fun* game!


*Definitions of "fun" may vary


Howdy Di!

I see you're my Fantasy opponent this week.  Let me congratulate you in advance for your victory.
 
2020-10-22 8:22:20 PM  

eddievercetti: They keep saying someone has to win this game...they do know ties are a thing right?


One of the pregame guys almost predicted a tie.
 
2020-10-22 8:22:31 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: seventypercent: Yes, this game is going to be a toilet fire, but I am going to watch it and so are you. What else is there to watch tonight?

A different, less physically violent tire fire.


It's a matter of

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2020-10-22 8:22:32 PM  

Di Atribe: HOWDY, FOLKS

I'm probably going to be flipping back & forth between the game and the debate. You guys can decide which shiatshow I'm commenting on. It'll be fun* game!


*Definitions of "fun" may vary


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2020-10-22 8:22:41 PM  

eddievercetti: They keep saying someone has to win this game...they do know ties are a thing right?


I think they said "division" that time
 
2020-10-22 8:22:43 PM  
GAME OOONNNNNNNN
 
2020-10-22 8:22:44 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: seventypercent: Yes, this game is going to be a toilet fire, but I am going to watch it and so are you. What else is there to watch tonight?

A different, less physically violent tire fire.


I'd rather be eaten alive by rabid mountain beavers or beaten to death with a piece of aluminum siding than watch that other thing. I don't care if this ends up as a 0-0 tie with 42 punts and Danny Dimes interrupting the second quarter to try to sell Amway products to Terry Bradshaw.
 
2020-10-22 8:22:49 PM  
...oh dear, Shoepisser made my husband laugh.  Is that grounds for divorce?
 
2020-10-22 8:23:51 PM  
"The Giants won the coin toss, and decided to leave."   Ooh, burn?
 
2020-10-22 8:24:05 PM  

ariseatex: ...oh dear, Shoepisser made my husband laugh.  Is that grounds for divorce?


With him or at him?
 
2020-10-22 8:24:27 PM  
Hi, everybody. Go Birds.
 
2020-10-22 8:24:29 PM  
FOGGY
 
2020-10-22 8:24:40 PM  
I was hoping to find something more meaningful and intelligent than the debate....and here we are.
 
2020-10-22 8:24:41 PM  

Di Atribe: HOWDY, FOLKS

I'm probably going to be flipping back & forth between the game and the debate. You guys can decide which shiatshow I'm commenting on. It'll be fun* game!


*Definitions of "fun" may vary


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2020-10-22 8:24:41 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ariseatex: ...oh dear, Shoepisser made my husband laugh.  Is that grounds for divorce?

With him or at him?


He laughed at this:

Galileo's Daughter: "The Giants won the coin toss, and decided to leave."

 
2020-10-22 8:24:47 PM  

ariseatex: ...oh dear, Shoepisser made my husband laugh.  Is that grounds for divorce?


If it was the eagles win the toss and chose to leave no. That was a legit funny line.
 
2020-10-22 8:24:56 PM  
excellent dive over the 50, football man
 
2020-10-22 8:25:04 PM  
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2020-10-22 8:25:27 PM  

Di Atribe: HOWDY, FOLKS

I'm probably going to be flipping back & forth between the game and the debate. You guys can decide which shiatshow I'm commenting on. It'll be fun* game!


*Definitions of "fun" may vary


Hi Di!1
 
2020-10-22 8:25:34 PM  
Howdy farkers! Let's see how much of a tire fire this is going to be.
 
2020-10-22 8:25:59 PM  

ariseatex: cameroncrazy1984: ariseatex: ...oh dear, Shoepisser made my husband laugh.  Is that grounds for divorce?

With him or at him?

He laughed at this:

Galileo's Daughter: "The Giants won the coin toss, and decided to leave."


Oh yeah, definitely divorce
 
2020-10-22 8:26:17 PM  

phimuskapsi: Howdy farkers! Let's see how much of a tire fire this is going to be.


I hope it's 45-42
 
2020-10-22 8:26:41 PM  
Its "football" time!
 
2020-10-22 8:27:10 PM  

ariseatex: Howdy Di!

I see you're my Fantasy opponent this week.  Let me congratulate you in advance for your victory.


I've got Mahomes, I'm probably going to demolish everyone this year, ok? I don't want you to feel bad just because I'm going to steamroll you. I'm going to steamroll everyone!

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2020-10-22 8:27:15 PM  
Iggs gonna go for it!
 
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