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(Jezebel)   TIL Jennifer Lawrence used to be a Republican until Twitler came along, now she says may the odds be never in his favor   (jezebel.com) divider line
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2020-10-22 11:08:22 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Was this before or after we all saw her butthole?

I must have been asleep that day. Any chance we can still see said butthole?


I like to pay attentions to the buttshole.
 
2020-10-22 11:17:58 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I want to know more about this "getting your own apartment in NYC at 14 with baby sitting money" origin story.  I was making about $75,000 in 2004 and my own NYC apartment was hopelessly out of reach.


It is your own damn fault for not charging some billionaire $150,000 to babysit their kid.
 
2020-10-22 11:40:12 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Didn't she drop out of school at 14? Why do I care about what she thinks of global geopolitics again?


I'm thankful for having education that taught me how to give a shiat about other people and other cultures including ones who seemed vastly different from me, great music and art, history pertinent to my life, where I live, and to current events, the practical skills of living in a world after capitalism collapses, among many other things.

School honestly didn't have very much to do with it.
 
2020-10-22 11:41:54 AM  

rummonkey: Wendigogo: "...maybe it's because she did such a convincing job portraying a corrupt mayor's housewife in American Hustle. It just tracks!"

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Author is a dumb@$$.

It's an article from jezebel.com. Quite possibly the worst quality of writing and "reporting" that exists On the internet. If they did an article about Jesus coming back to fix everything in the world I would look for another website to read about it.

Whenever I see their tag on the submission I refuse to read the article their writing is that atrocious.


Being "woke" is more important than having talent at Jezebel.
 
2020-10-22 11:48:11 AM  
That you do not want to be known to be in a named group, and not have that label hung over you.
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT YOU PERSONALLY BELIEVE.

how about instead of saying you are a shamed of trump and feel shame from having any association with him personally, and instead  tell us what you are ashamed about having bought into as an ideology.


What did you think they were all about that you were totally into and now suddenly are not into anymore?

Tell us about the new ideological outlook you have and how it is was you came to understand what a shallow immoral nitwit you really were to have believed in those things?
 
2020-10-22 11:58:36 AM  
I hope she trips at a bunch of award ceremonies soon and acts like she didn't do it on purpose.
 
2020-10-22 12:03:07 PM  
"Lawrence went on to say that she grew up in a Republican house, "where I could see the fiscal benefits of some of the Republican policies,"


Such as tax evasion, the destruction of the social safety net, for-profit racist prison systems...
 
2020-10-22 12:05:32 PM  

eagles95: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Was this before or after we all saw her butthole?

Was this a thing?


Yes, Ken Bone thought it was "nice"
 
2020-10-22 12:09:23 PM  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Was this before or after we all saw her butthole?

I must have been asleep that day. Any chance we can still see said butthole?

I like to pay attentions to the buttshole.


Roger that.
 
2020-10-22 12:09:38 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: "Lawrence went on to say that she grew up in a Republican house, "where I could see the fiscal benefits of some of the Republican policies,"


Such as tax evasion, the destruction of the social safety net, for-profit racist prison systems...


I don't blame someone for what their childhood Outlook was since most childhood outlooks are primarily just reflections of the parent. I am always more interested in what their Outlook has evolved into after they broke out of the bubble and educated themselves.
 
2020-10-22 12:31:14 PM  

Gooch: Have fun paying that obscene 62% income tax rate when Biden wins!


and yet she'll still end up having more money per movie then you'll ever have in you're life time
 
2020-10-22 12:36:44 PM  
Everyone is entitled to their opinions. I am a Democrat.  But I hate stories like these. Yes they are entitled to have a political opinion but when articles come out about a celebrity's political view, often the article is written as though the celebrity's video is more important than the average person.  This irks me because a lot of these celebrities aren't educated and they aren't more important because they look nice and appear on TV.
 
2020-10-22 12:39:35 PM  

Gooch: Have fun paying that obscene 62% income tax rate when Biden wins!


Plus teh bla*ks are gonna move to my neighborhood! OH NOES!
 
2020-10-22 12:49:42 PM  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Was this before or after we all saw her butthole?

I must have been asleep that day. Any chance we can still see said butthole?

I like to pay attentions to the buttshole.


Take about 20% off there Squirrely Dan
 
2020-10-22 1:06:39 PM  

rummonkey: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: "Lawrence went on to say that she grew up in a Republican house, "where I could see the fiscal benefits of some of the Republican policies,"


Such as tax evasion, the destruction of the social safety net, for-profit racist prison systems...

I don't blame someone for what their childhood Outlook was since most childhood outlooks are primarily just reflections of the parent. I am always more interested in what their Outlook has evolved into after they broke out of the bubble and educated themselves.


My Outlook is 2010.
 
2020-10-22 1:08:30 PM  
If she used to be a Republican, that means she is tainted.  She is not of the pure democratic mind.  She isn't rey from Star wars.  She isn't going to have two lightsabers and take out the big bad. If she did truly have a democratic conversion, she would doxx and purge herself and all her republican confederates.  Give us the goods.  Tell us who among your friends are also republicans so we may shame them.
 
2020-10-22 1:10:53 PM  

4seasons85!: Everyone is entitled to their opinions. I am a Democrat.  But I hate stories like these. Yes they are entitled to have a political opinion but when articles come out about a celebrity's political view, often the article is written as though the celebrity's video is more important than the average person.  This irks me because a lot of these celebrities aren't educated and they aren't more important because they look nice and appear on TV.


If their opinions are the right ones.  No one is entitled to be a deplorable republican.  After Biden wins and Harris takes over, I pray to the machine that they pass a law allowing the government to hunt down and purge the republican taint from our society.
 
2020-10-22 1:14:45 PM  

433: Oh my god who the hell cares


That's the thing, a lot of people care.  Should they, I don't know.  But they do.

And it is important that celebrities come out and denounce the corrupt GOP
 
2020-10-22 1:19:23 PM  

Gooch: Have fun paying that obscene 62% income tax rate when Biden wins!


Does that just come in when he takes the oath or what?
 
2020-10-22 1:23:56 PM  

yakmans_dad: dragonchild: DoctorCal: /She chose correctly.
She's from Kentucky; it's no small feat to acquire working brain cells there.

Kentuckians (Cleanth Brooks and Robert Penn Warren) taught generations of American college students to read.


6 funnies. You poor illiterate doofuses.

Understanding Fiction & Understanding Poetry were standard college English 101 texts for over 20 years. Written by Brooks and Warren. We're all like that here. Hunter Thompson was from here.

We may not have a lot here, but what we have is (as Spencer Tracy said) "cherce".
 
2020-10-22 1:25:29 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: After Biden wins and Harris takes over, I pray to the machine that they pass a law allowing the government to hunt down and purge the republican taint from our society.


As if conservatives need that to imagine themselves as victims already.
 
2020-10-22 1:27:26 PM  

yakmans_dad: yakmans_dad: dragonchild: DoctorCal: /She chose correctly.
She's from Kentucky; it's no small feat to acquire working brain cells there.

Kentuckians (Cleanth Brooks and Robert Penn Warren) taught generations of American college students to read.

6 funnies. You poor illiterate doofuses.

Understanding Fiction & Understanding Poetry were standard college English 101 texts for over 20 years. Written by Brooks and Warren. We're all like that here. Hunter Thompson was from here.

We may not have a lot here, but what we have is (as Spencer Tracy said) "cherce".


Basing the average citizen of a geographic location by their more outstanding former residents is disingenuous and ridiculous.

"How dare you say Kentuckians are ugly! George Clooney is from Kentucky!"
 
2020-10-22 1:47:30 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Child of cushy privilege crawls out of the cave of blinding whiteness... maybe.


I don't know her personally, but I am sitting about 5 minutes from where she grew up, and I don't live in a super affluent part of town. There are parents at my kid's school who know her family, and she signed a bow last year for my kid's archery team to auction. I thought that was a nice gesture.
 
2020-10-22 1:48:36 PM  

TDWCom29: Gooch: Have fun paying that obscene 62% income tax rate when Biden wins!

Even if this was true (it isn't), imagine being upset that rich people would have to pay that much in taxes


The only way I can resolve it in my brain is that they think of rich people as gods. Lesser gods, but still gods. They truly think if they make the gods happy, then the gods will shine their beneficence upon us. They will create jobs and build infrastructure and make everything wonderful! They fear that taxes will anger the gods, who will then retaliate against us.
 
2020-10-22 1:55:57 PM  

EyeballKid: AmbassadorBooze: After Biden wins and Harris takes over, I pray to the machine that they pass a law allowing the government to hunt down and purge the republican taint from our society.

As if conservatives need that to imagine themselves as victims already.


Having President Harris and the Democrat legislature pass a law to hunt down and purge Republicans isn't victimizing them.  It is self defense.  The repubican held states are currently using bio terror weapons to attack the democrat citizens of the US.  They are infecting their own republican operatives, and sending them out as bio terror weaopns into blue zones.  They are using illegal weapons.  They are trying to kill us.

At the very least, the government needs to put all of the republicans in camps, and sterilize them, so they cannot propogate their hate and violence genes.  If we have to we can take DNA samples from them and freeze them so that in the future, when we have the tech to eliminate the white genes of hate and rape, we can clone a better version of them, and make it not "genocide", for the people who think genociding the republicans would be "bad".
 
2020-10-22 1:56:26 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Was this before or after we all saw her butthole?

I must have been asleep that day. Any chance we can still see said butthole?


Yes, yes you can. It's a Google image search away.
 
2020-10-22 2:09:10 PM  

shut_it_down: TDWCom29: Gooch: Have fun paying that obscene 62% income tax rate when Biden wins!

Even if this was true (it isn't), imagine being upset that rich people would have to pay that much in taxes

The only way I can resolve it in my brain is that they think of rich people as gods. Lesser gods, but still gods. They truly think if they make the gods happy, then the gods will shine their beneficence upon us. They will create jobs and build infrastructure and make everything wonderful! They fear that taxes will anger the gods, who will then retaliate against us.


I mean, you're trying to exaggerate and yet you aren't too far off
 
2020-10-22 2:14:37 PM  

Zenith: Gooch: Have fun paying that obscene 62% income tax rate when Biden wins!

and yet she'll still end up having more money per movie then you'll ever have in you're life time


If only we were more bootstrappy and chose to be beautiful. I had no idea that ugly and reasonably intelligent enough to maintain gainful employment would be considered so "prole" in the modern world.
 
2020-10-22 2:16:44 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gooch: Have fun paying that obscene 62% income tax rate when Biden wins!

Why does it always come down to money with the right wing morons?

Hitler would be fine, as long as he keeps the tax rates low on higher income individuals.


because having money is what insulates them from the actions of the hilter they elected so they could keep their money.  it works right up till you run through your money or hilter runs through his enemies list and then you are boned but they don't think that will ever happen.
 
2020-10-22 2:40:55 PM  

EyeballKid: yakmans_dad: yakmans_dad: dragonchild: DoctorCal: /She chose correctly.
She's from Kentucky; it's no small feat to acquire working brain cells there.

Kentuckians (Cleanth Brooks and Robert Penn Warren) taught generations of American college students to read.

6 funnies. You poor illiterate doofuses.

Understanding Fiction & Understanding Poetry were standard college English 101 texts for over 20 years. Written by Brooks and Warren. We're all like that here. Hunter Thompson was from here.

We may not have a lot here, but what we have is (as Spencer Tracy said) "cherce".

Basing the average citizen of a geographic location by their more outstanding former residents is disingenuous and ridiculous.

"How dare you say Kentuckians are ugly! George Clooney is from Kentucky!"


George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Jennifer Lawrence, Tom Cruise ...

I'm sensing a pattern here.
 
2020-10-22 2:42:09 PM  

TDWCom29: shut_it_down: TDWCom29: Gooch: Have fun paying that obscene 62% income tax rate when Biden wins!

Even if this was true (it isn't), imagine being upset that rich people would have to pay that much in taxes

The only way I can resolve it in my brain is that they think of rich people as gods. Lesser gods, but still gods. They truly think if they make the gods happy, then the gods will shine their beneficence upon us. They will create jobs and build infrastructure and make everything wonderful! They fear that taxes will anger the gods, who will then retaliate against us.

I mean, you're trying to exaggerate and yet you aren't too far off


It's kind of crazy. I'm going to be thinking about this analogy all day, now.
 
2020-10-22 3:15:19 PM  
Guys, guys, let's get back to her butthole. It surely stinks less than her political views.
 
2020-10-22 3:22:37 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Was this before or after we all saw her butthole?

I must have been asleep that day. Any chance we can still see said butthole?


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*artistic rendition.
 
2020-10-22 3:49:30 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Was this before or after we all saw her butthole?

I must have been asleep that day. Any chance we can still see said butthole?

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*artistic rendition.


Reported!
 
2020-10-22 3:55:02 PM  

Wendigogo: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Was this before or after we all saw her butthole?

I must have been asleep that day. Any chance we can still see said butthole?

[Fark user image image 298x357]

*artistic rendition.

Reported!


When they come to bust me, I'm telling them it's a spider.
 
2020-10-22 7:25:38 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wendigogo: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Was this before or after we all saw her butthole?

I must have been asleep that day. Any chance we can still see said butthole?

[Fark user image image 298x357]

*artistic rendition.

Reported!

When they come to bust me, I'm telling them it's a spider.


Smart then, putting eight "legs" on the sphincter.
 
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