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Rapmaster2000
2020-10-22 5:13:40 AM  
9 votes:
Once you get out of your early 20s, you understand that every facet of consumer culture is a manufactured narrative.  And that's cool.  All of a society's traditions and stories were invented.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-22 4:52:35 AM  
5 votes:
TFA starts out illustrating their claim of a uniquely American stereotype with a picture of a British singer.

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Singer Sandie Shaw being moody in the fall
 
darkhorse23 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-21 11:59:38 PM  
5 votes:

SpaceMonkey-66: Mrs Spacemonkey-66 went full pumpkin spice around the beginning of the month 😵.  I agree with her, fall/early winter is my favorite time of the year however.


I feel for you. I can't stand the smell of pumpkin spice anything. Gross. The whole idea is bullshiat.
 
Rapmaster2000
2020-10-22 7:31:46 AM  
4 votes:

aerojockey: These are the kinds of articles that turned me red in my high school days.


That sucks, dude.  I spent high school days going to parties, hanging with my friends, and having sex with my girlfriend.  I didn't have time for shiat like this.  I wouldn't even know where to find it.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-22 2:42:25 AM  
4 votes:
You can rock those jeans and full length boots anytime you want, ladies.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2020-10-22 12:15:43 PM  
3 votes:
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crzybtch [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-10-22 9:27:15 AM  
3 votes:
This is the stupidest thing I have read in quite some time.  I know a lot of people who love fall, or spring, or winter, or summer, who cares???  Like you are going to equate commericalization when you see a thousand women wearing bathing suits every summer in every magazine?  I am so sick of all the bs surrounding non-issues.

There is a friggin pandemic going on, an epic political battle, and all you can write about is why white women love fall?  Give me a break!  As a white woman, sitting home working on a computer, the cold rainy shiat going on outside is just making me want to take a nap, wake me up in spring.
 
aerojockey [TotalFark]
2020-10-22 7:54:29 AM  
3 votes:

Rapmaster2000: aerojockey: These are the kinds of articles that turned me red in my high school days.

That sucks, dude.  I spent high school days going to parties, hanging with my friends, and having sex with my girlfriend.  I didn't have time for shiat like this.  I wouldn't even know where to find it.



Well, I was actually able to both read articles and do fun things during the same period of my life, but you're right.  Sometimes I forget that some less fortunate people than I just don't have the mental wherewithal to do both.  I wholeheartedly apologize for my insensitivity.
 
SVC_conservative
2020-10-22 7:41:32 AM  
3 votes:

1funguy: The Googles Do Nothing: White women are the worst, name one good thing they've done!

Me.


Good is subjective
 
InfoFreako
2020-10-22 7:02:28 AM  
3 votes:
tldr: "Look at that cracker over there eating crackers."

That was pretty irrelevant, even by Jezebel standards.
 
LordBeavis [TotalFark]
2020-10-22 4:48:15 AM  
3 votes:
Can we host a roundtable discussion with Jezebel writers and Bill Burr?  I feel like we could really come to an understanding if we did that.
 
silvervial
2020-10-22 12:59:14 AM  
3 votes:
As a white woman, I've loved Fall since before it was cool...
 
dildo tontine [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 11:37:06 PM  
3 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: White women are the worst, name one good thing they've done!


There are some white women who have done me.  I think that is pretty good.
 
The Googles Do Nothing [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-21 11:21:59 PM  
3 votes:
White women are the worst, name one good thing they've done!
 
tom baker's scarf
2020-10-22 1:10:35 PM  
2 votes:
white women might like fall more if they dressed for the actual temp rather than to look cute for their selfie at the pumpkin patch or apple orchard.
 
aerojockey [TotalFark]
2020-10-22 8:44:09 AM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: aerojockey: Rapmaster2000: aerojockey: These are the kinds of articles that turned me red in my high school days.

That sucks, dude.  I spent high school days going to parties, hanging with my friends, and having sex with my girlfriend.  I didn't have time for shiat like this.  I wouldn't even know where to find it.


Well, I was actually able to both read articles and do fun things during the same period of my life, but you're right.  Sometimes I forget that some less fortunate people than I just don't have the mental wherewithal to do both.  I wholeheartedly apologize for my insensitivity.

Yeah, but still no sex.  So, I won.



Your first juvenile attempt at ostracizism landed at least a little since it played off something I said, but this latest attempt is just you making shjt up so it's just a whiff.
 
bfh0417
2020-10-22 5:31:11 AM  
2 votes:

LordBeavis: Can we host a roundtable discussion with Jezebel writers and Bill Burr?  I feel like we could really come to an understanding if we did that.


As long as he could be honest and do all of his material, it would be hysterical.
 
aerojockey [TotalFark]
2020-10-22 5:22:52 AM  
2 votes:
These are the kinds of articles that turned me red in my high school days.  There is no need to connect past atrocities to women taking selfies in the fall.

You want to push a new generation toward the right wing?  Keep writing these articles, lefties.
 
Mike_LowELL [OhFark]
2020-10-21 11:36:45 PM  
2 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: White women are the worst, name one good thing they've done!


helped get women the ability to votee

aw crap mabye your right
 
CrazyGerbilLady
2020-10-22 9:07:54 PM  
1 vote:
I'm a white girl who likes fall. I can still like fall if I don't go around buying lattes and taking selfies, right?
 
Famishus
2020-10-22 11:18:25 AM  
1 vote:

silvervial: As a white woman, I've loved Fall since before it was cool...


So... summer?

/Autumn is my favorite, too. :)
 
Copperbelly watersnake
2020-10-22 10:53:26 AM  
1 vote:
That article needs to come with a flow chart just to understand the point she's trying to make. Apparently hand knit beanies and you pick apple places are destroying fall by reinforcing the sexist, racist Puritan hegemony? Is that where she's going?
 
1funguy
2020-10-22 10:23:22 AM  
1 vote:

SVC_conservative: 1funguy: The Googles Do Nothing: White women are the worst, name one good thing they've done!

Me.

Good is subjective


Agreed.
But, like the guy with the little peener said when he took his pants off on his wedding night...
His new wife saw his little tallywacker, started laughing, and said
"who are you going to satisfy with THAT?"

To which he replied, smiling and pointing to himself
"ME!"
 
Rapmaster2000
2020-10-22 8:55:58 AM  
1 vote:

aerojockey: Rapmaster2000: aerojockey: Rapmaster2000: aerojockey: These are the kinds of articles that turned me red in my high school days.

That sucks, dude.  I spent high school days going to parties, hanging with my friends, and having sex with my girlfriend.  I didn't have time for shiat like this.  I wouldn't even know where to find it.


Well, I was actually able to both read articles and do fun things during the same period of my life, but you're right.  Sometimes I forget that some less fortunate people than I just don't have the mental wherewithal to do both.  I wholeheartedly apologize for my insensitivity.

Yeah, but still no sex.  So, I won.


Your first juvenile attempt at ostracizism landed at least a little since it played off something I said, but this latest attempt is just you making shjt up so it's just a whiff.


Sweet.  All the hottest babes live in Canada.
 
PaulRB [TotalFark]
2020-10-22 12:47:10 AM  
1 vote:
Marketing.  Rakes, Bonnets, Sweaters
 
SpaceMonkey-66 [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 11:47:51 PM  
1 vote:
Mrs Spacemonkey-66 went full pumpkin spice around the beginning of the month 😵.  I agree with her, fall/early winter is my favorite time of the year however.
 
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