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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Security contractors are hiring in your area. Must provide own firearms and body armor, and be prepared to stop any illegal voting by Antifa, Socialists, minorities, democrats, and other terrorist scum   (startribune.com) divider line
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2020-10-22 8:28:54 AM  
26 votes:
The people who are attracted to these things
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2020-10-22 6:21:19 AM  
19 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.

It's homeopathic evil. The more decent people who go along with it in hopes of diluting it, the worse the effects become.

You know what else is homeopathic evil?

Homeopathy.


I think the preferred nomenclature is "alternative good."
 
2020-10-22 8:15:21 AM  
11 votes:
Christ it's already snowing In Minneapolis????

Minnesota, not even once.
 
2020-10-22 9:31:50 AM  
7 votes:

RasIanI: What poll watching in NC used to look like - this is what Trump wants....its black n white, but these dudes are literally called "Red Shirts"
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2020-10-22 8:44:52 AM  
7 votes:

Epoch_Zero: The people who are attracted to these things
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2020-10-22 2:44:32 AM  
7 votes:

silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.


It's homeopathic evil. The more decent people who go along with it in hopes of diluting it, the worse the effects become.
 
2020-10-22 10:18:17 AM  
6 votes:

omg bbq: Christ it's already snowing In Minneapolis????

Minnesota, not even once.


Yeah, but it's a dry snow.
 
2020-10-22 8:35:16 AM  
4 votes:

flemardo: extrafancy: You know those animal congregations?  A troop of monkeys, a murder of crows, a pod of whales...whenever I see a huge gathering of failure and fat bodies I'll point and say, "Hey!  An Army of Trumps!  Get the camera before the buffet opens!"

Need a better name. Like a flab of Trump supporters. Or maybe a hunger, a whine, or a lump.


Hows about a "Waddle" of his supporters?
 
2020-10-22 8:15:52 AM  
4 votes:
Must be a  "True Patriot" to apply.

Bring snacks.
 
2020-10-22 9:04:09 AM  
3 votes:

silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.


I think other cosplayers should answer the call.

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2020-10-22 8:27:38 AM  
3 votes:
You know those animal congregations?  A troop of monkeys, a murder of crows, a pod of whales...whenever I see a huge gathering of failure and fat bodies I'll point and say, "Hey!  An Army of Trumps!  Get the camera before the buffet opens!"
 
2020-10-22 11:37:19 AM  
2 votes:

NathanAllen: omg bbq: Christ it's already snowing In Minneapolis????

Minnesota, not even once.

They do have good food and there are slightly fewer nazis than St. Louis and a much less smug attitude than Chicago.


Friend I'm sure it's wonderful for a thousand reasons that I could look you in the eye and totally agree with and fall in love with.

Snow on the ground in mid October? Call a moving truck.
 
2020-10-22 8:39:54 AM  
2 votes:
Private_Citizen: Not just obligatory, but Obvious at this point:
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10 random stochastic acts of terrorism kindness democratic decorum
Smile...at lone wolves.
Hold the door open...for lone wolves.
Give an honest compliment...to lone wolves.
Thank someone who you appreciate...who is a lone wolf.
Be a good listener...to the howls of lone wolves.
Offer your help to someone...who is frightened of lone wolves.
Ask the person who's serving you how their day is going...who has seen a lone wolf.
Treat someone to a coffee or tea...who has adopted a lone wolf.
 
2020-10-22 8:36:45 AM  
2 votes:

silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.


First, this statement, and the 3 people that smarted it are stupid.

This shiat is ILLEGAL. 
FULL farkING STOP.
 
2020-10-22 8:12:48 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if these idiots realize that Trump [probably] isn't going to sleep with them.
 
2020-10-22 8:11:56 AM  
2 votes:
What a stupid planet this is.
 
2020-10-22 10:17:57 AM  
1 vote:

GregInIndy: My prediction nationwide is we'll see a few truly-comical Meal Team 6 style attempts to "patrol" voting locations that're easily made to GTFO by local police, along with the standard few solo morons trying some random voter intimidation.

Buncha li'l easily-scared wannabe tough guys that're quickly scattered off or picked up by the local cops.

My spouse is volunteering at the polls this year. Be kind, it's a long friggin' day.


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Except most cops are MAGAts. Watch as they turn a blind eye to voter intimidation or actively participate in it.
 
2020-10-22 10:15:10 AM  
1 vote:

vevolis: What a stupid planet this is.


No... mostly just America.
 
2020-10-22 9:26:14 AM  
1 vote:

ModernLuddite: Atlas Aegis is not licensed to provide security in Minnesota, according to Richard Hodsdon, chairman of the Minnesota Board of Private Detective and Protective Agent Services, a state regulatory board. Hodsdon said that Atlas Aegis told the board this month that it was recruiting on behalf of a licensed company in Minnesota, but he said that it declined to provide a name to the board.


I don't think that "don't worry about it, I know a guy with a license" is a valid response to a licensing board asking to see your license.


It totally works when the cops pull you over and ask to see your drivers license.
 
2020-10-22 8:49:39 AM  
1 vote:

Zik-Zak: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.

It's homeopathic evil. The more decent people who go along with it in hopes of diluting it, the worse the effects become.

Did D&D update the alignment matrix?


Homeopathic evil and vegetarian good.

I guess a hag is a kind of homeopathic evil after all.
 
2020-10-22 8:41:25 AM  
1 vote:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.

It's homeopathic evil. The more decent people who go along with it in hopes of diluting it, the worse the effects become.


Did D&D update the alignment matrix?
 
2020-10-22 8:40:33 AM  
1 vote:

omg bbq: Christ it's already snowing In Minneapolis????

Minnesota, not even once.


They do have good food and there are slightly fewer nazis than St. Louis and a much less smug attitude than Chicago.
 
2020-10-22 8:39:58 AM  
1 vote:

d23: Rapmaster2000: The more I read into that, it's not about polls. It's private security companies ginning up a danger to businesses, and then offering their services to protect businesses from the danger they created.

So it is rico act activity?  That's actionable now.


No, it's more like an ADT commercial.
 
2020-10-22 8:32:41 AM  
1 vote:
Right wingers are basically terrorists.
 
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2020-10-22 8:19:47 AM  
1 vote:

strapp3r: this socialist, antifa, Democrat scum already voted!


Me too.  We are getting our votes in before these cosplayers get their hoverround assault vehicles filled with special armor.
 
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