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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Security contractors are hiring in your area. Must provide own firearms and body armor, and be prepared to stop any illegal voting by Antifa, Socialists, minorities, democrats, and other terrorist scum   (startribune.com) divider line
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2020-10-21 10:27:56 PM  
This is the boning Ben Franklin promised us.
 
2020-10-21 10:51:23 PM  
 
2020-10-22 1:02:18 AM  
So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.
 
2020-10-22 2:44:32 AM  

silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.


It's homeopathic evil. The more decent people who go along with it in hopes of diluting it, the worse the effects become.
 
2020-10-22 3:18:13 AM  
Sure, round up every former military, biker thug with 3 battered wives and a few B&Es behind them. Maybe they get Keltnered.
 
2020-10-22 5:04:32 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.

It's homeopathic evil. The more decent people who go along with it in hopes of diluting it, the worse the effects become.


You know what else is homeopathic evil?

Homeopathy.
 
2020-10-22 5:42:21 AM  
Join ze party und vee vill rule ze world!
 
2020-10-22 5:57:14 AM  
Man, these people just really want their Krystallnacht. And the window for it is closing fast.
 
2020-10-22 6:21:19 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.

It's homeopathic evil. The more decent people who go along with it in hopes of diluting it, the worse the effects become.

You know what else is homeopathic evil?

Homeopathy.


I think the preferred nomenclature is "alternative good."
 
2020-10-22 8:06:08 AM  
Dayummm. The chances for election day violence is being ramped up to 11.

Not just obligatory, but Obvious at this point:
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2020-10-22 8:10:24 AM  

silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.


or open fire from within their ranks
 
2020-10-22 8:11:56 AM  
What a stupid planet this is.
 
2020-10-22 8:12:31 AM  
Screw them
 
2020-10-22 8:12:48 AM  
I wonder if these idiots realize that Trump [probably] isn't going to sleep with them.
 
2020-10-22 8:13:40 AM  
Sorry subby, can't get past the splash page
 
2020-10-22 8:14:42 AM  
this socialist, antifa, Democrat scum already voted!
 
2020-10-22 8:15:21 AM  
Christ it's already snowing In Minneapolis????

Minnesota, not even once.
 
2020-10-22 8:15:52 AM  
Must be a  "True Patriot" to apply.

Bring snacks.
 
2020-10-22 8:16:37 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.

It's homeopathic evil. The more decent people who go along with it in hopes of diluting it, the worse the effects become.

You know what else is homeopathic evil?

Homeopathy.


It's mostly duluted water. Like out of your faucet. There the cure to all your ills are at your finger tips. Offer not valid in developing countries without running water. This includes areas in the US and Flint Michigan. Well i guess Flint is in US.
 
2020-10-22 8:18:09 AM  
Counter this with armed Black gun owners and watch these sissy beta cucks piss their pants.

Fark I hate this timeline and the only thing that would make it better is the sudden and unexplainable disappearance of these nazi mongoloids.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-10-22 8:18:12 AM  
I don't think you are going to get cybersecurity analysts, Don.  I've met conservative people in that field but I never met one that is willing to work with idiots.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-10-22 8:19:47 AM  

strapp3r: this socialist, antifa, Democrat scum already voted!


Me too.  We are getting our votes in before these cosplayers get their hoverround assault vehicles filled with special armor.
 
2020-10-22 8:20:03 AM  

omg bbq: Christ it's already snowing In Minneapolis????

Minnesota, not even once.


i've still got a silver maple loaded with green leaves in my backyard.
weeks of bumble-dicking in my garden is was my plan this time of year with a fire smoldering away.
thanks 2020
 
2020-10-22 8:20:53 AM  
My prediction nationwide is we'll see a few truly-comical Meal Team 6 style attempts to "patrol" voting locations that're easily made to GTFO by local police, along with the standard few solo morons trying some random voter intimidation.

Buncha li'l easily-scared wannabe tough guys that're quickly scattered off or picked up by the local cops.

My spouse is volunteering at the polls this year. Be kind, it's a long friggin' day.
 
2020-10-22 8:22:20 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Gordon Bennett: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.

It's homeopathic evil. The more decent people who go along with it in hopes of diluting it, the worse the effects become.

You know what else is homeopathic evil?

Homeopathy.

I think the preferred nomenclature is "alternative good."


That works, in the sense that homeopathic medicine doesn't contain any of the active ingredients and this does not contain any good.
 
2020-10-22 8:27:03 AM  
Let me guess, these people will only be stationed in places with lots of minority voters mainly in areas of MSP and St Paul and somehow completely not feel the need to guard lily white suburbs and rural areas.
 
2020-10-22 8:27:34 AM  
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Remember how bent out of shape they got over this?

When are we going to stop simply rolling out eyes at these assholes, and start swinging?
 
2020-10-22 8:27:38 AM  
You know those animal congregations?  A troop of monkeys, a murder of crows, a pod of whales...whenever I see a huge gathering of failure and fat bodies I'll point and say, "Hey!  An Army of Trumps!  Get the camera before the buffet opens!"
 
2020-10-22 8:27:41 AM  
This shouldn't be happening.  People this vile shouldn't be empowered.  This cannot allowed to be normalized.  Vote, your country is on the line.
 
2020-10-22 8:27:45 AM  
A coworker of my SIL's was telling her that she needs to give my brother a website they use to track scheduled protests and show up armed "in case law enforcement won't do their jobs." My brother looks like a good ol boy, but isn't. For Christ's sake, his wife is Indian. They've had to deal with more racist bullshiat in the last 4 years than ever before. I guess at least the racist assholes my SIL works with are making themselves known to her so she can be careful around them.

/also, these assholes are nurses. I'm sure they're giving a high level of care regardless of patients race, origin, etc.... /s
 
2020-10-22 8:28:14 AM  

GregInIndy: My prediction nationwide is we'll see a few truly-comical Meal Team 6 style attempts to "patrol" voting locations that're easily made to GTFO by local police, along with the standard few solo morons trying some random voter intimidation.

Buncha li'l easily-scared wannabe tough guys that're quickly scattered off or picked up by the local cops.

My spouse is volunteering at the polls this year. Be kind, it's a long friggin' day.


I hope that's how it turns out, I really do hope it doesn't escalate any further than that.

I also hope all this clowns get arrested and charged with voter suppression (a federal crime).
 
2020-10-22 8:28:33 AM  

GregInIndy: My prediction nationwide is we'll see a few truly-comical Meal Team 6 style attempts to "patrol" voting locations that're easily made to GTFO by local police, along with the standard few solo morons trying some random voter intimidation.

Buncha li'l easily-scared wannabe tough guys that're quickly scattered off or picked up by the local cops.

My spouse is volunteering at the polls this year. Be kind, it's a long friggin' day.


Hope you're right, but as countless recent events have shown us, mixing armed fanatics into already tense situations can be deadly.

3000 of them? Nationwide?
Somebody is going to get hurt. And don't count so much on the cops - they are often on the wrong side.
 
2020-10-22 8:28:54 AM  
The people who are attracted to these things
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2020-10-22 8:31:17 AM  

silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.


Because I get paid more and I don't have to stand around all day outside wearing 30 pounds of tacticool gear.
 
2020-10-22 8:32:15 AM  

extrafancy: You know those animal congregations?  A troop of monkeys, a murder of crows, a pod of whales...whenever I see a huge gathering of failure and fat bodies I'll point and say, "Hey!  An Army of Trumps!  Get the camera before the buffet opens!"


Trumpanzies.
 
2020-10-22 8:32:41 AM  
Right wingers are basically terrorists.
 
2020-10-22 8:33:30 AM  

extrafancy: You know those animal congregations?  A troop of monkeys, a murder of crows, a pod of whales...whenever I see a huge gathering of failure and fat bodies I'll point and say, "Hey!  An Army of Trumps!  Get the camera before the buffet opens!"


Need a better name. Like a flab of Trump supporters. Or maybe a hunger, a whine, or a lump.
 
2020-10-22 8:35:01 AM  

flemardo: extrafancy: You know those animal congregations?  A troop of monkeys, a murder of crows, a pod of whales...whenever I see a huge gathering of failure and fat bodies I'll point and say, "Hey!  An Army of Trumps!  Get the camera before the buffet opens!"

Need a better name. Like a flab of Trump supporters. Or maybe a hunger, a whine, or a lump.


Totally.  His stink needs to be attached to something that is a Scarlett letter.
 
2020-10-22 8:35:16 AM  

flemardo: extrafancy: You know those animal congregations?  A troop of monkeys, a murder of crows, a pod of whales...whenever I see a huge gathering of failure and fat bodies I'll point and say, "Hey!  An Army of Trumps!  Get the camera before the buffet opens!"

Need a better name. Like a flab of Trump supporters. Or maybe a hunger, a whine, or a lump.


Hows about a "Waddle" of his supporters?
 
2020-10-22 8:36:11 AM  

neongoats: Right wingers are basically terrorists.


The logical outcome with pure reactionary evolution.

Annoying racist country clubber  -/-> Aum Shinrinkyo.
 
2020-10-22 8:36:36 AM  
The more I read into that, it's not about polls. It's private security companies ginning up a danger to businesses, and then offering their services to protect businesses from the danger they created.
 
2020-10-22 8:36:45 AM  

silvervial: So why don't a bunch of libbies join up? If nothing else, you'll water down the evil.


First, this statement, and the 3 people that smarted it are stupid.

This shiat is ILLEGAL. 
FULL farkING STOP.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-10-22 8:37:01 AM  
Guys... I have been around a long time and I have never made a call like this.  No matter what "side" you are on you should hit the streets in peaceful demonstration if the election results are not honored.  Democracy has been under assault for a long time but if that happens it will be the last battle for it.

Pretty heavy stuff, but it is true.  The public will lose the last little centimeter of power it still hold on to.
 
2020-10-22 8:37:02 AM  
That seems like an excellent way to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-10-22 8:38:06 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The more I read into that, it's not about polls. It's private security companies ginning up a danger to businesses, and then offering their services to protect businesses from the danger they created.


So it is rico act activity?  That's actionable now.
 
2020-10-22 8:39:54 AM  
Private_Citizen: Not just obligatory, but Obvious at this point:
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10 random stochastic acts of terrorism kindness democratic decorum
Smile...at lone wolves.
Hold the door open...for lone wolves.
Give an honest compliment...to lone wolves.
Thank someone who you appreciate...who is a lone wolf.
Be a good listener...to the howls of lone wolves.
Offer your help to someone...who is frightened of lone wolves.
Ask the person who's serving you how their day is going...who has seen a lone wolf.
Treat someone to a coffee or tea...who has adopted a lone wolf.
 
2020-10-22 8:39:55 AM  
I'll bet it's those crafty Iranians again! They're trying to sabotage the election in favor of Biden by scaring liberals away from polling places because they hate how bold and powerful Trump has been! And they also hate freedom and we're a major part of 9/11, but the MSM doesn't want you to know that.
 
2020-10-22 8:39:58 AM  

d23: Rapmaster2000: The more I read into that, it's not about polls. It's private security companies ginning up a danger to businesses, and then offering their services to protect businesses from the danger they created.

So it is rico act activity?  That's actionable now.


No, it's more like an ADT commercial.
 
2020-10-22 8:40:33 AM  

omg bbq: Christ it's already snowing In Minneapolis????

Minnesota, not even once.


They do have good food and there are slightly fewer nazis than St. Louis and a much less smug attitude than Chicago.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-10-22 8:41:22 AM  

buravirgil: Private_Citizen: Not just obligatory, but Obvious at this point:
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10 random stochastic acts of terrorism kindness democratic decorum
Smile...at lone wolves.
Hold the door open...for lone wolves.
Give an honest compliment...to lone wolves.
Thank someone who you appreciate...who is a lone wolf.
Be a good listener...to the howls of lone wolves.
Offer your help to someone...who is frightened of lone wolves.
Ask the person who's serving you how their day is going...who has seen a lone wolf.
Treat someone to a coffee or tea...who has adopted a lone wolf.


Be delicious... for a lone wolf.
 
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