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(Kotaku)   Nintendo responds to Toobin controversy by patching out Steve's meat   ( divider line
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2020-10-22 5:58:28 AM  
21 votes:
One day, you're going about your business, working in your blue collar job of excavating and building, and suddenly Nintendo shows up and cuts your cock off.

This is why we need Unions, people.
2020-10-22 4:15:51 PM  
6 votes:

Marbleisheavy: I didn't realize it was that controversial.  Who doesn't like a good float?
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That game involved throwing cans at rednecks and authority figures. It's basically Antifa Simulator '88.
2020-10-22 8:08:01 AM  
6 votes:
The last time I went toobin, my brother-in-law cut the boat across the wake so fast that when I came down I lost my shorts and had my own meat controversy.

2020-10-22 9:23:56 AM  
5 votes:
Markus Persson,aka "Notch"-the legendary creator of "Minecraft"-has revealed in a recent blog post that all characters in his game occupy a genderless space.Persson writes that despite the main character being named "Steve," "the Human model is intended to represent a Human Being. Not a male Human Being or a female Human Being, but simply a Human Being."
A short, yet eloquent and insightful post, Persson concludes with, "also, as a fun side fact, it means every character and animal in Minecraft is homosexual because there's only one gender to choose from."
2020-10-22 7:28:46 AM  
3 votes:
One moment you're yanking it on a literal circle jerk zoom call with your media friends.  The next moment you're a verb.

/Life comes at you faster than you can come at your web camera.
2020-10-22 6:00:17 AM  
3 votes:

Quantumbunny: Steve gets emasculated.

2020-10-22 5:38:20 PM  
2 votes:
Sure, Steve walks around with his meat flapping in the breeze and he gets god damn rewarded. I do it and it's pervert this and call the police that
2020-10-22 5:49:50 AM  
2 votes:
Steve gets emasculated.
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