Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Thread Reader)   Rudy Giuliani on why he was fumbling around on the bed with his 9-11 centimeters   (threadreaderapp.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely  
•       •       •

4057 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Oct 2020 at 10:52 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



198 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2020-10-21 7:29:04 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-10-21 7:34:54 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-21 7:50:53 PM  
(4) We are preparing much bigger dumps off of the hard drive from hell, of which Joe Biden will be unable to defend or hide from. I have the receipts

Why is he doing timed releases? Voter turn out is the best it has been in decades and it's not even farking election day yet.. If you supposedly have dead to rights evidence to torpedo a candidates chances of winning an election wouldn't you get it all out at once?

"Hard drive from hell".. Ugh... There is the marketing...
 
2020-10-21 7:52:35 PM  
Yes, I too often "tuck my shirt in" by digging my hands into my trousers while lying on bed in front of a woman 1/3 my age.  Happens all the time.
 
2020-10-21 7:55:00 PM  

styckx: (4) We are preparing much bigger dumps off of the hard drive from hell, of which Joe Biden will be unable to defend or hide from. I have the receipts

Why is he doing timed releases? Voter turn out is the best it has been in decades and it's not even farking election day yet.. If you supposedly have dead to rights evidence to torpedo a candidates chances of winning an election wouldn't you get it all out at once?

"Hard drive from hell".. Ugh... There is the marketing...


"Look at me! I'm still relevant, and totally not crazy!"
 
2020-10-21 8:05:22 PM  
Generally, I would say that tucking in a dress shirt is best done standing up so as to smooth out any bunches.  Not laying on a bed.  Also, generally, you don't do it in the direct view of a 15 year old girl you just met with just the two of you in a hotel room.

Other than that, Rudy's story totally checks out.
 
2020-10-21 8:26:49 PM  

styckx: (4) We are preparing much bigger dumps off of the hard drive from hell, of which Joe Biden will be unable to defend or hide from. I have the receipts

Why is he doing timed releases? Voter turn out is the best it has been in decades and it's not even farking election day yet.. If you supposedly have dead to rights evidence to torpedo a candidates chances of winning an election wouldn't you get it all out at once?

"Hard drive from hell".. Ugh... There is the marketing...


No kidding.  By the time it all drops...ha ha ha....it will be beyond too late.
 
2020-10-21 8:31:09 PM  

BizarreMan: styckx: (4) We are preparing much bigger dumps off of the hard drive from hell, of which Joe Biden will be unable to defend or hide from. I have the receipts

Why is he doing timed releases? Voter turn out is the best it has been in decades and it's not even farking election day yet.. If you supposedly have dead to rights evidence to torpedo a candidates chances of winning an election wouldn't you get it all out at once?

"Hard drive from hell".. Ugh... There is the marketing...

No kidding.  By the time it all drops...ha ha ha....it will be beyond too late.


Pfffft, there's nothing else to "drop". It's like Trump's healthcare plan about to drop in two weeks.
 
2020-10-21 8:38:33 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-21 8:56:19 PM  
pbs.twimg.comView Full Size
 
2020-10-21 8:58:33 PM  
Dude, you went up to the room to have a drink it already apears inappropriate given who you are and who she was saying she was.
 
2020-10-21 8:59:39 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-21 9:08:12 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-21 9:09:47 PM  
(4) We are preparing much bigger dumps off of the hard drive from hell, of which Joe Biden will be unable to defend or hide from. I have the receipts.
-
Oh Rudy, I certainly hope so. Please proceed.
 
2020-10-21 9:16:32 PM  
It's only a Tuck if Carlson us there!
 
2020-10-21 9:23:45 PM  
Fool of a tuck!
 
2020-10-21 9:35:31 PM  
I've been asking myself "who the fark would fall for Borat in 2020? What kind of people do not remember the guy in the sling speedo that swept the nation 10 years ago by making Allan Keyes think he was eating wife cheese?"

Turns out the answer is Rudy Giuliani.
 
2020-10-21 9:49:00 PM  
I laugh because there are zero talented conservatives, proven by the fact that they are terrible at anything entertaining.  The problem is what conservatives think is funny involves calling black people the N-word, jewish people the K-word, cops shooting black people in the back, death and destruction of all sorts (as long it isn't a mullet wearing gun-nut) - which is exactly what racists have always found funny.  Which is why they can never make a piece of entertainment that isn't hate-filled or relatable to anyone who isn't a creepy right-wing hater.

It's really a bully mentality.  Being the new kid in the school (army brat) and the shortest kid in the school up until the twelfth grade, I got good at recognizing bullies.  When I saw Trump on Larry King decades ago, I saw him for the creepy lying bully he's always been.  Then we made him President?  Christ on the proverbial cracker.

50 million people in this country have strong bully/racist tendencies - or are incredibly stupid - or, let's face it, both.
 
2020-10-21 10:03:53 PM  

MattytheMouse: Allan Keyes think he was eating wife cheese


Bob Barr, I think.
 
2020-10-21 10:10:40 PM  

Hoban Washburne: Generally, I would say that tucking in a dress shirt is best done standing up so as to smooth out any bunches.  Not laying on a bed.  Also, generally, you don't do it in the direct view of a 15 year old girl you just met with just the two of you in a hotel room.

Other than that, Rudy's story totally checks out.


Yeah, this.

Lying on the bed is reserved for buttoning and zipping up a skintight pair of jeans.
 
2020-10-21 10:17:20 PM  
Having drinks with a woman 1/3rd your age that you think is 15 alone in a hotel room is creepy enough.  Letting her remove a mic or anything else triples the creep factor. Laying down on the bed sends the creep factor into orbit. Grabbing your shriveled balls while you "tuck" sends it out of the galaxy.

Can't remember the last time I was alone in a room with any underage girl. I imagine I would feel uncomfortable as hell as a 52 year old man and would be looking for a way out of that situation.

If she actually was underage Rudy was about to willingly commit a sex crime. If it was a law enforcement setup he would have left that room in cuffs.
 
2020-10-21 10:31:34 PM  
Okay, you know what...? This message is for Trump supporters.

We don't always see eye to eye... In fact, more often than not, I'm convinced that you guys come from an entirely different reality that overlapped with ours, Mandela Effect style. But at this point, even if you for some reason still think Trump can do no wrong, have to admit that Rudy Giuliani is an embarrassment and a liability as Donald Trump's personal lawyer.

Like, the dude hasn't done a single thing that hasn't made Trump look worse. Hell, he's directly responsible for Trump getting impeached! And this latest chapter, where he claims he was just "tucking in his shirt" while lying on a bed in front of a supposedly underaged girl that he invited up to his room from drinks is just yet another lowering of the bar for Rudy.

Again, I know we don't see eye to eye but... At some point, at the very least, y'all have to admit that Trump has some shiatty-ass lawyers.
 
2020-10-21 10:50:42 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size


No. It was never about that. Here's what they say to each other when they think libs can't see them.
 
2020-10-21 10:55:16 PM  
img-9gag-fun.9cache.comView Full Size
 
2020-10-21 10:55:35 PM  
This means the actual video is going to be very damning.
 
2020-10-21 10:57:30 PM  
Most unconvincing tuck since Buffalo Bill.
 
2020-10-21 10:57:37 PM  
He was reaching down pretty far. I mean, it makes sense if his shirts are as long as Donald's ties.
 
2020-10-21 10:57:41 PM  

NoahFenze: This means the actual video is going to be very damning.


It means if Borat could pull a caper like this, then the Russians would have had no issues over the past 4 years.
 
2020-10-21 10:58:05 PM  

MattytheMouse: I've been asking myself "who the fark would fall for Borat in 2020? What kind of people do not remember the guy in the sling speedo that swept the nation 10 years ago by making Allan Keyes think he was eating wife cheese?"

Turns out the answer is Rudy Giuliani.


To be fair, though, SBC used different disguises and ruses in this movie film, not just Borat.
Still, Rudy deserves this.
 
2020-10-21 10:58:30 PM  

Peaceboy: [Fark user image image 555x399]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-21 10:59:05 PM  
Ok Rudy, Ok. But you know... we're still gonna see it for ourselves on Friday.

I'm hearing it's even worse than it sounds. But on Friday, we'll know on way or the other. Fool.
 
2020-10-21 10:59:28 PM  

ox45tallboy: [Fark user image image 419x419]


Yeah he's definitely looking for his micropho...micro-dick in that image.

In response to Judylanni 
media3.giphy.comView Full Size
 
2020-10-21 10:59:34 PM  
If Trump and Rudy were characters in a horror film.
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-21 10:59:38 PM  
So, he just pretends to be a pedophile while the cameras are on him.

How quaint. Right, Republicans?
 
2020-10-21 10:59:58 PM  
This must mean something huge is about to drop. I'm thinking by...*checks calendar*...
 
2020-10-21 11:00:00 PM  
"bigger dumps"

Well, he finally said something truthful and accurate
 
2020-10-21 11:00:44 PM  

Palined Parenthood: This must mean something huge is about to drop. I'm thinking by...*checks calendar*...


...*screams at Fark for submitting as I was jumping from my IMDB tab back to this comment*...Friday!
 
2020-10-21 11:01:40 PM  

mongbiohazard: Ok Rudy, Ok. But you know... we're still gonna see it for ourselves on Friday.

I'm hearing it's even worse than it sounds. But on Friday, we'll know on way or the other. Fool.


If history is any indicator, It could be on Amazon tomorrow night by midnight LA time.
 
2020-10-21 11:01:51 PM  
Remember when he was American's mayor during 9/11?

He could have retired and been an American hero, but he persisted!
 
2020-10-21 11:01:57 PM  
Oh my god, who do I believe? A guy who pulls pranks to get a subconscious reaction or a lying russian spy with his hands down his pants for a child. Tough choice.
 
2020-10-21 11:02:26 PM  

mcreadyblue: NoahFenze: This means the actual video is going to be very damning.

It means if Borat could pull a caper like this, then the Russians would have had no issues over the past 4 years.


Add a zero after that 4. Who do you think benefitted the most from Rudy's aggressive cleanup of the Italian mob?
 
2020-10-21 11:02:50 PM  

TheWeeMachine: Oh my god, who do I believe? A guy who pulls pranks to get a subconscious reaction or a lying russian spy with his hands down his pants for a child. Tough choice.


The actor was not underage, but he thought she was...
 
2020-10-21 11:02:58 PM  
Every Intelligence Agency on the planet uses compromising Rudy as a training exercise for rookies...
 
2020-10-21 11:03:56 PM  
Rudy Giuliani is one dumb tucker.
 
2020-10-21 11:04:29 PM  

ox45tallboy: [Fark user image image 419x419]


Holy crap, is that the scene? How did Borat even get that?
 
2020-10-21 11:05:27 PM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image image 721x800]


Was this yours or did you yoink it from elsewhere? I love it!!
 
2020-10-21 11:05:41 PM  
C'mon now, he's just advocating Trump's next stimulus package.
 
2020-10-21 11:05:55 PM  
Meh who knows, I find both scenarios plausible, but I certainly don't feel bad for rudy after he spent the last 4+ years deliberately spreading misinfo.

Sometimes one gets hoisted by one's own petard.
 
2020-10-21 11:06:11 PM  
If there's any one thing I've learned in my life, it's if it seems pretty gross, it's probably as bad as you think it is.
 
2020-10-21 11:07:15 PM  

Algebrat: mcreadyblue: NoahFenze: This means the actual video is going to be very damning.

It means if Borat could pull a caper like this, then the Russians would have had no issues over the past 4 years.

Add a zero after that 4. Who do you think benefitted the most from Rudy's aggressive cleanup of the Italian mob?


Rudy didn't orchestrate shiat. Sammy the Bull got busted by the FBI, confessed to everything, and drew prosecutors a farking map of the operation.
It was a literal can't-lose case.
 
Displayed 50 of 198 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.