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(News 10 Albany)   If you're going to be drinking maybe you should park your car on a lower floor   ( divider line
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2020-10-21 11:28:01 PM  
Sad tag trumps snarky headline. Suicide is tragic.
2020-10-21 11:28:11 PM  
Poor guy was too drunk to walk.
2020-10-21 11:29:58 PM  
This is somehow Bernie Sanders' fault, I know it.
2020-10-21 11:45:25 PM  
it appears the man fell from the top floor of the parking garage and there are no signs of foul play

Guy went out on his own terms and didn't make a huge mess in the process.

He got what he wanted, so let's just wish him well on his trip to the other side.
2020-10-22 12:01:44 AM  
If you will be drinking, leave your car in the garage.

/farked up once, never again
2020-10-22 12:01:59 AM  

buzzcut73: This is somehow Bernie Sanders' fault, I know it.

But did they recover Hunter Bidens other laptop? Or was is missing from the body?
2020-10-22 12:09:58 AM  
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2020-10-22 12:30:30 AM  
He took the shortcut to the lobby.
2020-10-22 12:37:58 AM  
In a way, he achieved escape velocity.
2020-10-22 12:53:42 AM  
That parking garage is the tallest thing in downtown Burlington other than a church steeple, might not have been an accident.
2020-10-22 2:36:05 AM  
Isn't it a bit presumptuous to suggest it was suicide or an accident when they haven't even identified the body?  Cops normally refuse to comment on ongoing investigations, and occasionally with good reason.  Maybe he was killed for his Pog collection.
2020-10-22 2:53:20 AM  
Well that a new way to take the Express elevator down to the lobby......
2020-10-22 2:54:05 AM  
Or "Watch that first step it's a loo loo".....
2020-10-22 3:37:49 AM  
Reminds me, how are those two girls doing who fell off that fourth story building?
2020-10-22 4:44:27 AM  
Here is another idea, try not drinking and driving. At least this idiot only killed himself.
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