Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Tampa Bay Times)   Florida attorney decides to start robbing banks   (tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida  
•       •       •

2457 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2020 at 12:30 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



21 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2020-10-21 11:55:10 PM  
For some reason this makes me laugh.
 
2020-10-22 12:39:27 AM  
Attorneys are just legal bank robbers anyway. Job skills for both are almost identical. Extract as much money as possible from the target. Only difference is that lawyers accept more forms of payment.
 
2020-10-22 12:42:20 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-22 12:43:51 AM  
Hey, he can save money by representing himself.

/dumbass
 
2020-10-22 1:03:48 AM  

khatores: [Fark user image image 239x234] [Fark user image image 335x235]


Florida Coulson is the better looking man.
 
2020-10-22 1:16:08 AM  
To be fair, his new peers are probably more honest than his former ones.
 
2020-10-22 1:23:33 AM  

khatores: [Fark user image 239x234] [Fark user image 335x235]


Because all us white guys look alike.

/ we all know each other too
 
2020-10-22 1:28:54 AM  

kdawg7736: For some reason this makes me laugh.


Cutting out the middleman
 
2020-10-22 1:41:43 AM  
I keep my serial in the cupboard, man
 
2020-10-22 1:56:36 AM  
 
2020-10-22 2:24:34 AM  

cyberspacedout: Hey, he can save money by representing himself.

/dumbass


It's a good way to launder the money!
 
2020-10-22 2:37:57 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: khatores: [Fark user image 239x234] [Fark user image 335x235]

Because all us white guys look alike.

/ we all know each other too


Wandering around Vietnam, whenever I see another Westerner it's like "Hey, sup dawg?" They must assume we all do know each other.
 
2020-10-22 2:44:39 AM  

phishrace: Attorneys are just legal bank robbers anyway. Job skills for both are almost identical. Extract as much money as possible from the target. Only difference is that lawyers accept more forms of payment.


Omar in court (the wire)
Youtube IIQbd3SF17k
 
2020-10-22 2:45:39 AM  
A good attorney would know that the real money is not in banks.  It's outside in the ATM.
 
2020-10-22 2:50:34 AM  
I'm surprised he was able to get inside any bank.....but then again just because at my bank you need an appointment to get inside to do any kinda business.
 
2020-10-22 4:42:08 AM  

cyberspacedout: Hey, he can save money by representing himself.

/dumbass


Good then he will certainly have a fool for a client.
 
2020-10-22 5:21:44 AM  
Is robbing HSBC really a crime?
 
2020-10-22 7:34:21 AM  
Well, you can't really expect a person with a real, working knowledge of our legal system to have much respect for the law.
 
2020-10-22 7:34:42 AM  
I'm glad he finally decided to make an honest living.
 
2020-10-22 7:46:39 AM  
i1.wp.comView Full Size
 
2020-10-22 10:37:21 AM  
What an idiot. He should have stole client funds instead.   White collar crime gets white collar time and prison conditions.   Bank robbery gets you thrown into gen pop at PMITA max for hard time.

He must have slept through Crim Law 101 at Upstairs Barbershop College and Law School.
 
Displayed 21 of 21 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.