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2020-10-21 3:45:26 PM  
Conservatives keep warning me about liberals like this.
 
2020-10-21 4:18:21 PM  
The most immediate casualty of Steinbart's Whizzinator misadventure appears to be the documentary about him. This week, the documentary's creators said they would have to put the film on hold, both because Steinbart is in jail and because people keep making fun of the Whizzinator.

In their statement, the filmmakers' blamed the "embarrassing popularity" of a hashtag mocking Steinbart as one reason they had to end the project.

The hashtag: #FreeTheWhizzinator.


I have a very firm belief that the filmmakers should embrace the Whizzinator.
 
2020-10-21 5:24:48 PM  
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2020-10-21 6:44:14 PM  
WHAR Fark user image TAG WHAR???
 
2020-10-21 7:12:21 PM  
That's generally what happens when someone laughs at a whizzinator.
 
2020-10-21 7:13:03 PM  
I would've thought someone from the future would have better technology to fake drug tests than a plastic penis.
 
2020-10-21 7:13:39 PM  
He should call himself King Q Missile...

King Missile - Detachable Penis
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2020-10-21 7:14:39 PM  
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2020-10-21 7:15:10 PM  
Article from September 11.
 
2020-10-21 7:15:13 PM  
I heard he got caught because Gavin Mcinnes told him he was supposed to shove the Whizzinator up his ass.
 
2020-10-21 7:15:22 PM  

HedlessChickn: WHAR [Fark user image 108x43] TAG WHAR???


Tag shouldn't be used for stories about plastic weens.
 
2020-10-21 7:15:47 PM  

Walker: Article from September 11.


But what year?  There's a time-traveler involved.
 
2020-10-21 7:16:12 PM  
Y'know, these things are like a car wreck...

...you don't have to look, and by not doing so you'll make life just a little less sh*tty for everyone else stuck in traffic with you.
 
2020-10-21 7:16:19 PM  

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I remember when he unironically referred to himself as the S.O.D.--the steal of the draft.
 
2020-10-21 7:16:59 PM  

Walker: Article from September 11.


Never forget.
 
2020-10-21 7:17:11 PM  
BabyQ didn't turn out like i expected.
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2020-10-21 7:21:21 PM  
MAGAts only seem to come in 3 styles:

-- The decrepit old hate geezers
-- the greasy fat slob trailer-apes
-- snotty little punkass twinks in desperate need of a thorough asskicking

Ever notice that?
 
2020-10-21 7:24:24 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: MAGAts only seem to come in 3 styles:

-- The decrepit old hate geezers
-- the greasy fat slob trailer-apes
-- snotty little punkass twinks in desperate need of a thorough asskicking

Ever notice that?


Like the Three Fates, it is the three stage lifecycle.
 
2020-10-21 7:26:54 PM  
Free Fake Willy  would have been a good headline, too.
 
2020-10-21 7:30:34 PM  
FTA:
"Steinbart has a devoted fanbase, including a rotating cast of roughly a dozen acolytes who live with him in a house in Scottsdale, Arizona, and devote their lives to promoting him as the face of QAnon."

Yes, totally not a cult.
 
2020-10-21 7:31:44 PM  
Guy should get exactly the same treatment as anyone else.  Anything different would feed into his loony fantasy.
 
2020-10-21 7:45:37 PM  

northgrave: FTA:
"Steinbart has a devoted fanbase, including a rotating cast of roughly a dozen acolytes who live with him in a house in Scottsdale, Arizona, and devote their lives to promoting him as the face of QAnon."

Yes, totally not a cult.


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2020-10-21 7:47:45 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: MAGAts only seem to come in 3 styles:

-- The decrepit old hate geezers
-- the greasy fat slob trailer-apes
-- snotty little punkass twinks in desperate need of a thorough asskicking

Ever notice that?


Found Queen Maeve's Fark account.
 
2020-10-21 7:49:40 PM  

sirrerun: HedlessChickn: WHAR [Fark user image 108x43] TAG WHAR???

Tag shouldn't be used for stories about plastic weens.


Modified wooden toilet roller?
Wow, just wow.
 
2020-10-21 7:56:52 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: MAGAts only seem to come in 3 styles:

-- The decrepit old hate geezers
-- the greasy fat slob trailer-apes
-- snotty little punkass twinks in desperate need of a thorough asskicking

Ever notice that?


I would add the women who think Handmaiden's Tale sounds like paradise and various minorities who think they'll be overlooked. Granted, some of those two could also be described by your three, but not all of them.
 
2020-10-21 7:57:21 PM  
Did anyone but me read Matt Ruff's Public Works Trilogy? I'm starting to feel like he's writing about half of our current timeline.
 
2020-10-21 8:12:10 PM  
Wasn't this news like 2 weeks ago?
 
2020-10-21 8:14:08 PM  
ARE YOU A WIZZINATOR??
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2020-10-21 9:29:17 PM  
Lesbians everywhere inconsolable
 
2020-10-22 2:19:14 AM  
I would have think he would have been trump's favorite. Baby Whizz!
 
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