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2020-10-21 11:49:39 AM  
*Religions of Peace*
 
2020-10-21 11:58:10 AM  
Yeah, at least in America people get randomly murdered on the basis of the melatonin concentration of their skin.
Much better.


//do I really need to/s?
 
2020-10-21 11:58:53 AM  
Melanin, not melatonin...
 
2020-10-21 12:39:26 PM  
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2020-10-21 12:53:52 PM  

Bslim: *Religions of Peace*


All religions are equally idiotic.
 
2020-10-21 12:58:51 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Bslim: *Religions of Peace*

All religions are equally idiotic.


But not equally violent.
 
2020-10-21 1:01:26 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kalyco Jack: Bslim: *Religions of Peace*

All religions are equally idiotic.

But not equally violent.


Yep.  Some do drone attacks, some do mob violence, and some do targeted killings.
 
2020-10-21 1:01:26 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kalyco Jack: Bslim: *Religions of Peace*

All religions are equally idiotic.

But not equally violent.


I was once boiled alive by a pastafarian.
 
2020-10-21 1:03:20 PM  
hadn't even heard of this.  this level of isolation we are experiencing in the US is a bad thing, kiddos.
 
2020-10-21 1:03:25 PM  

Barfmaker: [Fark user image 300x165]


Eagle River?!?
 
2020-10-21 1:04:07 PM  

NM Volunteer: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kalyco Jack: Bslim: *Religions of Peace*

All religions are equally idiotic.

But not equally violent.

Yep.  Some do drone attacks, some do mob violence, and some do targeted killings.


Your rant makes little sense.
 
2020-10-21 1:04:38 PM  

the_rhino: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kalyco Jack: Bslim: *Religions of Peace*

All religions are equally idiotic.

But not equally violent.

I was once boiled alive by a pastafarian.


Is your real name Al Dente?
 
2020-10-21 1:06:06 PM  
Okay, I laughed at the headline.  Am I going to hell?
 
2020-10-21 1:08:55 PM  
If the judge got the pupils, does the killer get the lash?
 
2020-10-21 1:08:59 PM  

rainbowbutter: hadn't even heard of this.  this level of isolation we are experiencing in the US is a bad thing, kiddos.


I first heard about it today on Twitter. Some of the commenters were going off on "free speech" etc. so I had to look at the original story. Yeah, it's a sad state when something this batshiate crazy goes on and we're not hearing about it for......reasons*.

//*the main reason being about 325 and wearing orange makeup who's taking the pre-allocated amount of crazy news coverage
 
2020-10-21 1:10:16 PM  

rainbowbutter: hadn't even heard of this.  this level of isolation we are experiencing in the US is a bad thing, kiddos.


We heard of it.  Don't blame us for your lack of information, kiddo.
 
2020-10-21 1:12:58 PM  

rainbowbutter: hadn't even heard of this.  this level of isolation we are experiencing in the US is a bad thing, kiddos.


This has been all OVER the news.
 
2020-10-21 1:13:34 PM  
Or maybe.....that was the joke?
 
2020-10-21 1:14:12 PM  
In a sense, their plan works.  If you advocate the murder of anyone who is not part of your religion, ultimately you end up in a world full of only people who share your faith.

The Religion of Victory Through Attrition.
 
2020-10-21 1:15:49 PM  

swankywanky: Barfmaker: [Fark user image 300x165]

Eagle River?!?


Best bit of the film.
 
2020-10-21 1:15:51 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: NM Volunteer: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kalyco Jack: Bslim: *Religions of Peace*

All religions are equally idiotic.

But not equally violent.

Yep.  Some do drone attacks, some do mob violence, and some do targeted killings.

Your rant makes little sense.


More sense than you're willing to admit to:

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https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/07/us/new​-​york-protest-orthodox-jews/index.html

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It's not just the Muslims who have people who are violent when they want their way.
 
2020-10-21 1:16:29 PM  

InfoFreako: rainbowbutter: hadn't even heard of this.  this level of isolation we are experiencing in the US is a bad thing, kiddos.

We heard of it.  Don't blame us for your lack of information, kiddo.



Yes, it was definitely reported on, though I suspect some outlets downplayed it (or ignored it).  Which is a good reason why one should read multiple sources of news, even if they are slanted.  No matter your viewpoint, someone is to your left and someone is to your right and they all have their biases.
 
2020-10-21 1:25:23 PM  

serfdood: Okay, I laughed at the headline.  Am I going to hell?


I'll save you a seat. My first thought was HOTL, no need for all that end-of-year voting.
 
2020-10-21 1:27:08 PM  

wet drum sandwich: serfdood: Okay, I laughed at the headline.  Am I going to hell?

I'll save you a seat. My first thought was HOTL, no need for all that end-of-year voting.


Er, HOTY. Headline of the year. Sigh . . .
 
2020-10-21 1:33:21 PM  
Juggalos ... worst religious cult ever

Mr. Johnson's Head
Youtube LExFK6nnN_E
 
2020-10-21 1:37:02 PM  
Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Bette Davis eyes


At this point in the song, I yell "Put them back!  Put them back!"
 
2020-10-21 1:39:52 PM  

rainbowbutter: hadn't even heard of this.  this level of isolation we are experiencing in the US is a bad thing, kiddos.


We had a good-sized thread here on Fark, and it was well-covered in the media.

Maybe the "isolation" is just you, gramps.
 
2020-10-21 1:43:19 PM  
Listen, in the quest for peace, just have everybody in france either convert to islam, or at the very least, have france follow sharia law.  Then we won't have beheadings.  Problem solved.

Because, let's be honest.  Asking the muslims to not cut off heads isn't going to happen.  Or even if we ask nicely, they aint gonna stop, and aint nobody gonnna make them.

Just observe sharia law.  For peace.
 
2020-10-21 1:44:44 PM  
As a matter of interest, are the mods fine for me to repost the cartoons in question here?
 
2020-10-21 1:47:04 PM  

orbister: As a matter of interest, are the mods fine for me to repost the cartoons in question here?


Why would you risk getting the head of fark cut off?  Just become sharia compliant.  For peace.
 
2020-10-21 1:48:07 PM  

mercator_psi: the_rhino: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kalyco Jack: Bslim: *Religions of Peace*

All religions are equally idiotic.

But not equally violent.

I was once boiled alive by a pastafarian.

Is your real name Al Dente?


Aye, and he's a saucy one.
 
2020-10-21 1:51:47 PM  

Schmerd1948: mercator_psi: the_rhino: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kalyco Jack: Bslim: *Religions of Peace*

All religions are equally idiotic.

But not equally violent.

I was once boiled alive by a pastafarian.

Is your real name Al Dente?

Aye, and he's a saucy one.


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2020-10-21 1:53:10 PM  

cretinbob: Melanin, not melatonin...


He sounds tired.
 
2020-10-21 2:05:01 PM  

cretinbob: Yeah, at least in America people get randomly murdered on the basis of the melatonin concentration of their skin.
Much better.


//do I really need to/s?


American exceptionalism, ladies and gentlemen!
 
2020-10-21 2:25:31 PM  
Why isn't Paris completely covered in Cartoon Mohammeds?

Especially the Mosques.

Mohammed.
(((:-{)>

Trans Woman Mohammed (with oversized left boob).
(((:-{)>8
 
2020-10-21 2:27:48 PM  
[Golf clap]

Nice one subby.
 
2020-10-21 2:29:10 PM  
Eye on justice?


Can they give them to the blind lady holding the scale.  Wait til she sees she's had one bewb stickling out all this time.


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2020-10-21 2:37:25 PM  

Bslim: *Religions of Peace*


Religion of pieces
 
2020-10-21 3:06:22 PM  

Promo Sapien: In a sense, their plan works.  If you advocate the murder of anyone who is not part of your religion, ultimately you end up in a world full of only people who share your faith.

The Religion of Victory Through Attrition.


Is that related to Herd Immunity?
 
2020-10-21 5:37:45 PM  
Anyone else want to start drawing pictures of Mohammed, now? I can't be bothered to see if I'm spelling his name right, so feel free to correct me.
 
2020-10-21 5:48:55 PM  

Promo Sapien: In a sense, their plan works.  If you advocate the murder of anyone who is not part of your religion, ultimately you end up in a world full of only people who share your faith.

The Religion of Victory Through Attrition.


Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

-Emo Philips
 
2020-10-21 5:51:16 PM  

Avery614: Promo Sapien: In a sense, their plan works.  If you advocate the murder of anyone who is not part of your religion, ultimately you end up in a world full of only people who share your faith.

The Religion of Victory Through Attrition.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

-Emo Philips


Emo stole that, I heard it from a Baptist at least 10 years before Emo was known.
 
2020-10-21 6:03:11 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Avery614: Promo Sapien: In a sense, their plan works.  If you advocate the murder of anyone who is not part of your religion, ultimately you end up in a world full of only people who share your faith.

The Religion of Victory Through Attrition.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

-Emo Philips

Emo stole that, I heard it from a Baptist at least 10 years before Emo was known.


10 years before Emo? Damn.....

It's fark so i gotta;

You sound old, was it Don Rickles? Buddy Hackett?
 
2020-10-21 6:10:41 PM  

Avery614: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Avery614: Promo Sapien: In a sense, their plan works.  If you advocate the murder of anyone who is not part of your religion, ultimately you end up in a world full of only people who share your faith.

The Religion of Victory Through Attrition.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

-Emo Philips

Emo stole that, I heard it from a Baptist at least 10 years before Emo was known.

10 years before Emo? Damn.....

It's fark so i gotta;

You sound old, was it Don Rickles? Buddy Hackett?


Just some Baptist I worked with.
 
2020-10-21 6:53:25 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Avery614: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Avery614: Promo Sapien: In a sense, their plan works.  If you advocate the murder of anyone who is not part of your religion, ultimately you end up in a world full of only people who share your faith.

The Religion of Victory Through Attrition.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

-Emo Philips

Emo stole that, I heard it from a Baptist at least 10 years before Emo was known.

10 years before Emo? Damn.....

It's fark so i gotta;

You sound old, was it Don Rickles? Buddy Hackett?

Just some Baptist I worked with.


Was his name John?

/I kid
 
2020-10-21 7:16:08 PM  
Remember, THIS is what these bronze age savages think is worth killing over:

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That's The pictoral equivalent of a fifth grader's your moma joke, so tame and non-harmful it's not worth punching them in the arm over, let alone cutting their freaking head off!
 
2020-10-22 5:49:04 AM  
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