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(The Scottish Sun)   Mum's life 'ruined' by neighbor's constant loud sex every night during lockdown. Fark: Her council says it's only 'natural noise' and she needs to live with the call of the wild   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-21 10:44:00 AM  
Record it. Play it all day. Full blast.
 
2020-10-21 10:51:46 AM  
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yeah - part of me thinks the entire article is just a setup for the reporter to meet the neighbor...
 
2020-10-21 10:54:03 AM  
Getting the ol' London jacked is perfectly natural.
 
2020-10-21 11:07:31 AM  
"I think she lives alone but someone comes late every night.

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2020-10-21 11:13:10 AM  
"Oh man, this broad must be from Brooklyn!"
 
2020-10-21 11:22:04 AM  
She should go for a drive and find a nice quiet area to park. Nothing ever happens there between at least two consenting adults.

Woof!
 
2020-10-21 11:22:32 AM  
Wait, does that mean there's howling involved?
 
2020-10-21 11:23:06 AM  
She would prob be happier if she just joined in
 
2020-10-21 11:24:23 AM  
From the article:
"The mum, who lives in a three-bed property, has reportedly sent a note to her neighbour and tried speaking to her from the window, but without success. "She seems very unapproachable," she said".

IDK - sounds likes she's plenty approachable from the details of the story.
 
2020-10-21 11:24:55 AM  

RodneyToady: "I think she lives alone but someone comes late every night.

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"From what I've heard, even when her friends are round, there is loud banging"
 
2020-10-21 11:26:26 AM  
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2020-10-21 11:27:06 AM  
This noise is coming from a separate house (as opposed to an adjoining apartment)?  Damn, they must be loud.
 
2020-10-21 11:27:09 AM  

Mukster: From the article:
"The mum, who lives in a three-bed property, has reportedly sent a note to her neighbour and tried speaking to her from the window, but without success. "She seems very unapproachable," she said".

IDK - sounds likes she's plenty approachable from the details of the story.


Yeah.

Neighbor lives alone, but a man drops by late at night.  She's turning tricks.
 
2020-10-21 11:27:31 AM  
I was travelling once and the people in the room next to me were going to town one night.  when they finished I said loudly enough "BRAVO!!!"  They started laughing.

In short, don't be a cock block
 
2020-10-21 11:28:45 AM  

Combustion: "Oh man, this broad must be from Brooklyn!"


Croydon, going by the haircut shown in the silhouette.
 
2020-10-21 11:29:35 AM  
Did she try out-derping them?
 
2020-10-21 11:30:18 AM  
Brits are farking weird.
 
2020-10-21 11:32:27 AM  
Mom is just jealous that someone else is having sex
 
2020-10-21 11:33:41 AM  
In college, one year I lived off campus on the 2nd floor of a three story apartment. Girls above and below. The two who had bedrooms directly above and below mine were screamer/moaners. We'd get up early on Saturday AM, turn on the stereo real loud, and go do something.
 
2020-10-21 11:34:33 AM  
You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want If You AreMakingLove
Youtube EPqOx-Smqrc


Sound not video to avoid delicate sensibilities. NSFW seems a fair warning.
 
2020-10-21 11:34:58 AM  

MattyBlast: This noise is coming from a separate house (as opposed to an adjoining apartment)?  Damn, they must be loud.


I suspect it's a rowhouse or other attached structure of some kind.  They have a lot of those in England.
 
2020-10-21 11:35:37 AM  

MattyBlast: This noise is coming from a separate house (as opposed to an adjoining apartment)?  Damn, they must be loud.


Houses in the UK are generally semi-detached or terraced, so they'll share walls on at least one side.

With this whole "natural sound" thing perhaps the lady should have her children start a choir with her or go straight to family-wide screaming contest at 10pm every night? Council couldn't possibly get involved, it's natural sounds after all.
 
2020-10-21 11:38:25 AM  

ketkarsa: Did she try out-derping them?


We're reading about it in the Sun so yeah, I'd say so.
 
2020-10-21 11:39:06 AM  

geekbikerskum: [imgs.xkcd.com image 688x414]


Heh.  Long ago I had a loud girlfriend while living in a basement apartment.  My bed was right under the heating duct.  It somehow turned the whole house into an amplifier.  The entire neighborhood knew.
 
2020-10-21 11:40:25 AM  

FrancoFile: Mukster: From the article:
"The mum, who lives in a three-bed property, has reportedly sent a note to her neighbour and tried speaking to her from the window, but without success. "She seems very unapproachable," she said".

IDK - sounds likes she's plenty approachable from the details of the story.

Yeah.

Neighbor lives alone, but a man drops by late at night.  She's turning tricks.


Never had a booty-call?
 
2020-10-21 11:42:07 AM  
I lived in an old 4-story building that had been concerted into apartments. On a very hot night a woman & her partner were having  very loud sex one floor down from me. Everyone's windows were open, When they finished (with a resounding auditory climax), there was a very loud round of applause from all the other tenants. I think she moved out the following week
 
2020-10-21 11:42:12 AM  

Shaggy_C: MattyBlast: This noise is coming from a separate house (as opposed to an adjoining apartment)?  Damn, they must be loud.

Houses in the UK are generally semi-detached or terraced, so they'll share walls on at least one side.

With this whole "natural sound" thing perhaps the lady should have her children start a choir with her or go straight to family-wide screaming contest at 10pm every night? Council couldn't possibly get involved, it's natural sounds after all.


The Von Trapp Family Trombone and Tuba Ensemble
 
2020-10-21 11:42:52 AM  
I'd have to speculate Mum is jealous because someone is "Eating Crackers in Bed".........
 
2020-10-21 11:45:17 AM  
It's ruined, because it is every night and her partner is starting to question why it isn't every day at her house.
 
2020-10-21 11:46:11 AM  
As a landlord I hate these complaints because they're impossible to sort out. Noise is so subjective and what's normal for one person is intolerable for another. There are people who believe that on a warm June day with all the windows wide open they shouldn't have to hear any sound at all, and then there are people who will blast Norwegian death metal at 200dbs at 1am on a weeknight and feel they are perfectly within their rights.

Fortunately where I am it's almost impossible to secure an eviction for noise unless people have been charged with a noise by-law infraction. So, when people complain we tell them to call the police (police enforce by-laws in my city). If they lay charges, I'll forward the matter to legal for eviction (assuming there have been multiple incidents with at least one ticket being issued). If the cops don't lay charges you might need to grow a thicker skin.
 
2020-10-21 11:55:29 AM  
Scottish ladies are noisy in bed. Pornhub taught me that one.
 
2020-10-21 12:04:45 PM  

RodneyToady: "I think she lives alone but someone comes late every night.
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Especially since its probably a different someone every night...
 
2020-10-21 12:07:36 PM  

Bermuda59: I lived in an old 4-story building that had been concerted into apartments. On a very hot night a woman & her partner were having  very loud sex one floor down from me. Everyone's windows were open, When they finished (with a resounding auditory climax), there was a very loud round of applause from all the other tenants. I think she moved out the following week


I had a similar experience during a power outage during the early summer, though it was a few weeks till she moved out since it was earlier in the month =)
 
2020-10-21 12:12:06 PM  

FrancoFile: Mukster: From the article:
"The mum, who lives in a three-bed property, has reportedly sent a note to her neighbour and tried speaking to her from the window, but without success. "She seems very unapproachable," she said".

IDK - sounds likes she's plenty approachable from the details of the story.

Yeah.

Neighbor lives alone, but a man drops by late at night.  She's turning tricks.


Hookers aren't loud.
 
2020-10-21 12:16:09 PM  
Has she tried changing the location of her bedroom?
 
2020-10-21 12:21:08 PM  
Here's what you do.  They have their bed up against your wall, you put your bed up against their wall.  They get all loud, just join in, but time it so that you finish about one minute after them.   Turn the awkward up to 11.
 
2020-10-21 12:34:16 PM  

waxbeans: FrancoFile: Mukster: From the article:
"The mum, who lives in a three-bed property, has reportedly sent a note to her neighbour and tried speaking to her from the window, but without success. "She seems very unapproachable," she said".

IDK - sounds likes she's plenty approachable from the details of the story.

Yeah.

Neighbor lives alone, but a man drops by late at night.  She's turning tricks.

Hookers aren't loud.


They aren't in the US as they don't want to be discovered by law enforcement, in the UK where it is legal they might be if it enhances the client experience.
 
2020-10-21 12:34:21 PM  
It's not the amount of noise.  It's the fact that she sounds like a goose suffering from hemorrhoids!
 
2020-10-21 12:36:34 PM  

waxbeans: FrancoFile: Mukster: From the article:
"The mum, who lives in a three-bed property, has reportedly sent a note to her neighbour and tried speaking to her from the window, but without success. "She seems very unapproachable," she said".

IDK - sounds likes she's plenty approachable from the details of the story.

Yeah.

Neighbor lives alone, but a man drops by late at night.  She's turning tricks.

Hookers aren't loud.


Reminds me of a couple old joke:
How do you make a hormone? Don't pay them...
Difference between a vitamin and a hormone? Vitamins can be made in a lab, but no one can make a hormone...
 
2020-10-21 12:37:45 PM  

Malenfant: FrancoFile: Mukster: From the article:
"The mum, who lives in a three-bed property, has reportedly sent a note to her neighbour and tried speaking to her from the window, but without success. "She seems very unapproachable," she said".

IDK - sounds likes she's plenty approachable from the details of the story.

Yeah.

Neighbor lives alone, but a man drops by late at night.  She's turning tricks.

Never had a booty-call?


These are Farkers Malenfant, so no - they have not.
 
2020-10-21 12:39:05 PM  
Several years ago I was out walking my dog around 8:00 AM on a lovely spring Sunday morning.  Most people had the windows open for the first time in months due to the nice weather.  While I was on the other side of the condo complex from my place, I heard the unmistakable sounds of a couple getting it on.  Really loudly, and apparently they both were loud screamers and moaners, who forgot that the windows were open.  My dog decided to do his business on the lawn right in front of the unit where the action was happening, and just as they fully hit their stride and hit climax.  After the first several seconds of silence after they finished, applause and shouts of "Encore, Encore!" came from the other units in that building.  If the soundproofing (or lack there of) in my building is the same as that building, I bet they could be heard in the units both next to, and below theirs, and I'm betting that this wasn't the first performance of the weekend either.
 
2020-10-21 12:45:13 PM  
Guy probably knows how to do the circular pivot
 
2020-10-21 12:53:49 PM  

waxbeans: FrancoFile: Mukster: From the article:
"The mum, who lives in a three-bed property, has reportedly sent a note to her neighbour and tried speaking to her from the window, but without success. "She seems very unapproachable," she said".

IDK - sounds likes she's plenty approachable from the details of the story.

Yeah.

Neighbor lives alone, but a man drops by late at night.  She's turning tricks.

Hookers aren't loud.


They can be, but you have to pay extra.
 
2020-10-21 12:56:54 PM  
People who are that loud during sex are usually doing it deliberately--they want to be heard. It's not some uncontrollable thing. It's more a form of attention-whoring, than some "natural noise". It's similar to people who sneeze so loud that everyone for 100 yards can hear them--they do it for the attention.
 
2020-10-21 1:14:28 PM  

gameshowhost: Scottish ladies are noisy in bed. Pornhub taught me that one.


My gawd I must only date Scottish women!

What are the odds??
 
2020-10-21 1:18:26 PM  

wantingout: She would prob be happier if she just joined in


I was thinking the same thing...just go over and say she likes threesomes. That or turn Pornhub WAY up.
 
2020-10-21 1:25:09 PM  
secret of my success sex concert
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2020-10-21 2:04:53 PM  
Neighbor sounds like she has a side hustle at night, turning tricks.

/I am usually wrong, so, yeah..
 
2020-10-21 2:24:50 PM  

PureBounds: Neighbor sounds like she has a side hustle at night, turning tricks.

/I am usually wrong, so, yeah..


Knew a gal in Manchester (UK) that wasn't turning tricks, but she was into getting banged constantly. One of her neighbors thought she was an escort and propositioned her. She disappointed him by saying she wasn't an escort, she just liked to get laid, and he wasn't her type.
 
2020-10-21 2:42:05 PM  

inglixthemad: PureBounds: Neighbor sounds like she has a side hustle at night, turning tricks.

/I am usually wrong, so, yeah..

Knew a gal in Manchester (UK) that wasn't turning tricks, but she was into getting banged constantly. One of her neighbors thought she was an escort and propositioned her. She disappointed him by saying she wasn't an escort, she just liked to get laid, and he wasn't her type.


Ouch! Gotta be careful with those things.
 
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