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(CBC)   Trudeau 2015: 'We're doing politics differently. In 2020: 'We're forcing this election to block an ethics probe'   (cbc.ca) divider line
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2020-10-21 9:10:32 AM  
Sorry but I gotta go with Trudeau on this one.

Canadians don't give a flying fugh about this "scandal" which involved trying to get money out to students quickly instead of going through hoops.  If the conservatives want to lose seats, let's have an election.
 
2020-10-21 9:59:08 AM  
Same merde - different jour
 
2020-10-21 11:17:08 AM  
The cons want an election before the press finds out about the new leader's unlicensed sex dungeon.
 
2020-10-21 6:50:18 PM  
Yeah, vote for the Conservatives, those bastards really know how to scandal, not like those Liberal wusses.
 
2020-10-21 6:50:36 PM  
They would win.  And this ethics breach is peanuts.
 
2020-10-21 6:50:57 PM  
False alarm. The Grits survived the confidence vote with the help of the New Democrats (who are trailing badly in the polls and can't afford an election campaign right now).

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conf​i​dence-vote-commons-corruption-committe​e-1.5770807
 
2020-10-21 6:51:36 PM  
 
2020-10-21 6:58:20 PM  
Well that's a blatantly wrong, horribly misleading headline.
 
2020-10-21 6:59:47 PM  
I said I wouldn't vote federal Con again, but if Libs force an election I'll happily vote blue.
/hey our country is pissing away money due to the pandemic. Let's hold an unneeded election and piss away a little more.
 
2020-10-21 7:02:59 PM  
Oh shut the fark up CBC, you have as much credibility as the National Compost.
 
2020-10-21 7:05:44 PM  

davynelson: Sorry but I gotta go with Trudeau on this one.

Canadians don't give a flying fugh about this "scandal" which involved trying to get money out to students quickly instead of going through hoops.  If the conservatives want to lose seats, let's have an election.


I care, in that there were conflicts of interest of those pushing the program in cabinet and who also had family that financially benefited from WE.

Do I care enough that the government needs to be toppled and we go to an election? Nope. Bad judgment by a ruling party, so pass a censure in the House of Commons.
 
2020-10-21 7:06:41 PM  

SumoJeb: I said I wouldn't vote federal Con again, but if Libs force an election I'll happily vote blue.
/hey our country is pissing away money due to the pandemic. Let's hold an unneeded election and piss away a little more.


Not many Liberal Farkers would dare entertain the thought of holding their party leader to any sort of standard. Kudos to you.

Canada is hilariously opposite of America in most ways - except their head of state being immune to accountability and a tireless fanbase of bootlicks.
 
2020-10-21 7:06:57 PM  
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2020-10-21 7:09:24 PM  
Watching Canadian political "scandals" is like watching paint dry without all the fun.

Mostly appearance of impropriety scandals where nobody seems go be able to point out exactly what the crime was but they are sure there is more there than meets the eye.

That said when I look down south I kind of don't mind how tame and tepid our nonsense is in direct comparison.

My point is I still have more confidence in Trudeaus Libs to manage Covid recovery than the NDP

Oh, and the Conservatives can kiss my hairy ass.

/They know what they did.
 
2020-10-21 7:11:21 PM  

davynelson: Sorry but I gotta go with Trudeau on this one.

Canadians don't give a flying fugh about this "scandal" which involved trying to get money out to students quickly instead of going through hoops.  If the conservatives want to lose seats, let's have an election.


Yep, this is BUT HIS EMAILS for the Conservative party. They have nothing but TRUDEAU BAD BECAUSE REASONS and the Conservative party should shut up and write policy for once.
 
2020-10-21 7:23:59 PM  

davynelson: They would win.  And this ethics breach is peanuts.


Trudeau already offered his heartfelt teary apology why won't everyone just drop it?!
 
2020-10-21 7:24:10 PM  
The Liberals are polling in majority territory and the Conservatives had the gall to A declare they had no confidence in the Government and B the vote was for a committee specifically to investigate corruption and misuse of public funds during COVID.  So Trudeau called their bluff, said if they thought he was corrupt then make it into a Confidence vote and we'll have an election if it passes, the NDP and Green's backed down and voted down the special committee.

Trudeau saw the ridiculousness of Benhghazi and what it did to H. Clinton.  The Conservatives are already trying to use a probe into WE charity to get financial records of his brother, wife and mom.  They aren't looking for corruption, they are trying to blunt his popularity over COVID.
 
2020-10-21 7:24:14 PM  
The CPC pretends to care about ethics? Cute.

It's like when the pretend to care about deficits.
 
2020-10-21 7:24:27 PM  
Subby, it's not the Liberals who are trying to force an election. Dumbass.
 
2020-10-21 7:30:22 PM  

bingethinker: Subby, it's not the Liberals who are trying to force an election. Dumbass.


Well they aren't trying to force one, but they would love to be voted down.  They would likely pick up a strong majority at this point.  Trudeau doesn't want to call an election in a pandemic but if he's "forced" to he stands to benefit a lot
 
2020-10-21 7:32:12 PM  
Nice try subby... yesterday's thread already covered this.  It won't go any better this time.

Trudeau is a dingbat, but the alternatives are either immeasurably worse (Conservatives) or just not viable (NDP).
 
2020-10-21 7:35:13 PM  

Incetardis: SumoJeb: I said I wouldn't vote federal Con again, but if Libs force an election I'll happily vote blue.
/hey our country is pissing away money due to the pandemic. Let's hold an unneeded election and piss away a little more.

Not many Liberal Farkers would dare entertain the thought of holding their party leader to any sort of standard. Kudos to you.

Canada is hilariously opposite of America in most ways - except their head of state being immune to accountability and a tireless fanbase of bootlicks.


When you guys finish jerking each other off, you might want to go check up thread where it's pointing out the snap election failed, or maybe read the article and see how it was the Conservatives who tried to force an election, but hey, you got to feel superior for a couple minutes.
 
2020-10-21 7:39:44 PM  

davynelson: Sorry but I gotta go with Trudeau on this one.

Canadians don't give a flying fugh about this "scandal" which involved trying to get money out to students quickly instead of going through hoops.  If the conservatives want to lose seats, let's have an election.


As a Canadian, I disagree completely.

More importantly, this asshole is using procedural redtape tape to dodge multiple RCMP and ethics probes.  He prorogued the government to disband the ongoing investigations a few months ago, hoping like hell his opponents would forget about his collosal farkups.  They didn't.  They called his BS, and now the farker is trying to trigger an election to (hopefully) gain a majority so he can quash this shiat.

As long as that asswipe is in charge of the Liberal party, and as long as the Liberal party attempts to ape the farking NDP, they have lost my vote.  The NDP akes for a useful opposition party... bu t there is no way in hell they should ever be in charge, and right now, there is virtually no difference between the two.
 
2020-10-21 7:39:53 PM  
grumpfuff: Well that's a blatantly wrong, horribly misleading headline.

You must be new here. Welcome to Fark.
 
2020-10-21 8:09:39 PM  

GrogSmash: davynelson: Sorry but I gotta go with Trudeau on this one.

Canadians don't give a flying fugh about this "scandal" which involved trying to get money out to students quickly instead of going through hoops.  If the conservatives want to lose seats, let's have an election.

As a Canadian, I disagree completely.

More importantly, this asshole is using procedural redtape tape to dodge multiple RCMP and ethics probes.  He prorogued the government to disband the ongoing investigations a few months ago, hoping like hell his opponents would forget about his collosal farkups.  They didn't.  They called his BS, and now the farker is trying to trigger an election to (hopefully) gain a majority so he can quash this shiat.

As long as that asswipe is in charge of the Liberal party, and as long as the Liberal party attempts to ape the farking NDP, they have lost my vote.  The NDP akes for a useful opposition party... bu t there is no way in hell they should ever be in charge, and right now, there is virtually no difference between the two.


Move to the US, you'd be happier there.
 
2020-10-21 8:20:38 PM  

Mollari: GrogSmash: davynelson: Sorry but I gotta go with Trudeau on this one.

Canadians don't give a flying fugh about this "scandal" which involved trying to get money out to students quickly instead of going through hoops.  If the conservatives want to lose seats, let's have an election.

As a Canadian, I disagree completely.

More importantly, this asshole is using procedural redtape tape to dodge multiple RCMP and ethics probes.  He prorogued the government to disband the ongoing investigations a few months ago, hoping like hell his opponents would forget about his collosal farkups.  They didn't.  They called his BS, and now the farker is trying to trigger an election to (hopefully) gain a majority so he can quash this shiat.

As long as that asswipe is in charge of the Liberal party, and as long as the Liberal party attempts to ape the farking NDP, they have lost my vote.  The NDP akes for a useful opposition party... bu t there is no way in hell they should ever be in charge, and right now, there is virtually no difference between the two.

Move to the US, you'd be happier there.


Love it or leave it right? The last time around the Liberals received just over 30% of the popular vote and lost something like 20 seats so why is everyone so shocked that not all Canadians are enamored with Trudeau? Seems to me if you want to live in a country where people fawn over the leader all day maybe you should be the one to leave.
 
2020-10-21 8:36:57 PM  
They're taking a little thing and blowing it so far out of proportion it's a joke. They really think Canadians are going to vote conservative as an FU to the liberals over this. Nobody gives a rat's ass about this 'scandal'.
 
2020-10-21 8:50:54 PM  

grumpfuff: Incetardis: SumoJeb: I said I wouldn't vote federal Con again, but if Libs force an election I'll happily vote blue.
/hey our country is pissing away money due to the pandemic. Let's hold an unneeded election and piss away a little more.

Not many Liberal Farkers would dare entertain the thought of holding their party leader to any sort of standard. Kudos to you.

Canada is hilariously opposite of America in most ways - except their head of state being immune to accountability and a tireless fanbase of bootlicks.

When you guys finish jerking each other off, you might want to go check up thread where it's pointing out the snap election failed, or maybe read the article and see how it was the Conservatives who tried to force an election, but hey, you got to feel superior for a couple minutes.


Lol, you're cute. And have poor reading comprehension to boot. Try again, and maybe a little slower this time, because nowhere in that post did I state an election was happening.

Single party cheerleaders are farking poison. Full stop. Hold your people accountable.

/Fapfapfap
 
2020-10-21 10:14:37 PM  

SumoJeb: hey our country is pissing away money due to the pandemic.


No it's not.
 
2020-10-21 10:16:40 PM  

Incetardis: grumpfuff: Incetardis: SumoJeb: I said I wouldn't vote federal Con again, but if Libs force an election I'll happily vote blue.
/hey our country is pissing away money due to the pandemic. Let's hold an unneeded election and piss away a little more.

Not many Liberal Farkers would dare entertain the thought of holding their party leader to any sort of standard. Kudos to you.

Canada is hilariously opposite of America in most ways - except their head of state being immune to accountability and a tireless fanbase of bootlicks.

When you guys finish jerking each other off, you might want to go check up thread where it's pointing out the snap election failed, or maybe read the article and see how it was the Conservatives who tried to force an election, but hey, you got to feel superior for a couple minutes.

Lol, you're cute. And have poor reading comprehension to boot. Try again, and maybe a little slower this time, because nowhere in that post did I state an election was happening.

Single party cheerleaders are farking poison. Full stop. Hold your people accountable.

/Fapfapfap


So, besides your obvious lies, I'm not Canadian, how do I hold them accountable?
 
2020-10-21 10:32:16 PM  
Je ne care pas.
 
2020-10-21 10:37:55 PM  

Ishkur: SumoJeb: hey our country is pissing away money due to the pandemic.

No it's not.


True. Our federal government's fiscal capacity is very large and we have a lot of room to spend more thanks to decades of prior governments being well disciplined.

The provinces on the other hand...
 
2020-10-21 10:56:53 PM  

bigbadideasinaction: Yep, this is BUT HIS EMAILS for the Conservative party. They have nothing but TRUDEAU BAD BECAUSE REASONS and the Conservative party should shut up and write policy for once.


They don't want to do that because they see what's going on in Alberta with a hard right conservative crew enacting policy.  The last thing they need is for the electorate at large to look at that clusterfark and associate it with Conservative.
 
2020-10-21 11:15:11 PM  

RTOGUY: Mollari: GrogSmash: davynelson: Sorry but I gotta go with Trudeau on this one.

Canadians don't give a flying fugh about this "scandal" which involved trying to get money out to students quickly instead of going through hoops.  If the conservatives want to lose seats, let's have an election.

As a Canadian, I disagree completely.

More importantly, this asshole is using procedural redtape tape to dodge multiple RCMP and ethics probes.  He prorogued the government to disband the ongoing investigations a few months ago, hoping like hell his opponents would forget about his collosal farkups.  They didn't.  They called his BS, and now the farker is trying to trigger an election to (hopefully) gain a majority so he can quash this shiat.

As long as that asswipe is in charge of the Liberal party, and as long as the Liberal party attempts to ape the farking NDP, they have lost my vote.  The NDP akes for a useful opposition party... bu t there is no way in hell they should ever be in charge, and right now, there is virtually no difference between the two.

Move to the US, you'd be happier there.

Love it or leave it right? The last time around the Liberals received just over 30% of the popular vote and lost something like 20 seats so why is everyone so shocked that not all Canadians are enamored with Trudeau? Seems to me if you want to live in a country where people fawn over the leader all day maybe you should be the one to leave.


I honestly don't get you guys. What is it that makes this shiat so farking important to you? Especially now, during these times when people are wondering if they can put food on the farking table or whether or not grandma is going to die by asphyxiation from a virus that's been going around for a year? What the fark is it about Trudeau? Is it the feminism? The Syrian refugees? What?

Because NOBODY BUT YOU GUYS gives a fleeting flying farking fark about some charity getting a government contract that just happened to have paid some family members a goddamn speaking fee.  Where's the embezzlement? Where's the fraud? Where's the scandal?

Conflict of interest?  Snoooooore.  Who gives a shiat? Andrew Scheer stole money to pay for his farking kids' private school, and nobody really even gave a shiat about that, despite that being worse.

"Well if there's nothing to hide why doesn't Trudeau let them investigate!", will surely be your response.  How about because the ONLY reason the conservatives and the bloc won't shut the fark up about this is because it's all they got.  Forget policies that actually do something useful, it's WE WE WE all the way home for these little piggies. They're not holding anyone accountable, they're just playing idiotic political games, like they always do - again in the middle of an international health crisis.

What, you expect the Liberals to just say "how high?" when the conservatives say "jump"?  What farking fantasy world do you guys live in?  How many more committees and investigations into absolutely nothing should the conservatives get to milk this dead cow? I know it's a wet dream of theirs to have this be the top story every day for the next 20 farking years, but what, are we expecting the Liberals to play along?

Maybe the conservatives can try winning an election by, oh, I don't know, admitting that climate change is real and that we're running out of time.  You know, stuff like that.
 
2020-10-22 12:03:33 AM  

mudesi: Maybe the conservatives can try winning an election by, oh, I don't know, admitting that climate change is real and that we're running out of time.


Oh my God how much time do we have?! Jesus Christ I had no idea!!! I guess I can keep maybe four polar bears in my basement but that's it you are going to need to find someone else to take the rest. If I turn my heat down a couple of degrees do you think I can buy enough time to finally finish Orange is the New Black before the ice caps melt and wash everything away? I think I've got two seasons left.
 
2020-10-22 12:22:35 AM  

Incetardis: grumpfuff: Incetardis: SumoJeb: I said I wouldn't vote federal Con again, but if Libs force an election I'll happily vote blue.
/hey our country is pissing away money due to the pandemic. Let's hold an unneeded election and piss away a little more.

Not many Liberal Farkers would dare entertain the thought of holding their party leader to any sort of standard. Kudos to you.

Canada is hilariously opposite of America in most ways - except their head of state being immune to accountability and a tireless fanbase of bootlicks.

When you guys finish jerking each other off, you might want to go check up thread where it's pointing out the snap election failed, or maybe read the article and see how it was the Conservatives who tried to force an election, but hey, you got to feel superior for a couple minutes.

Lol, you're cute. And have poor reading comprehension to boot. Try again, and maybe a little slower this time, because nowhere in that post did I state an election was happening.

Single party cheerleaders are farking poison. Full stop. Hold your people accountable.

/Fapfapfap


Oh, you're right, you just tried to claim Trudeau and his party were arguing against ethics probes demanding elections, even though that wasn't a thing and literally did need to happen.

Or am I wrong again? Feel free to point out where I f*cked up!
 
2020-10-22 6:37:46 AM  

RTOGUY: mudesi: Maybe the conservatives can try winning an election by, oh, I don't know, admitting that climate change is real and that we're running out of time.

Oh my God how much time do we have?! Jesus Christ I had no idea!!! I guess I can keep maybe four polar bears in my basement but that's it you are going to need to find someone else to take the rest. If I turn my heat down a couple of degrees do you think I can buy enough time to finally finish Orange is the New Black before the ice caps melt and wash everything away? I think I've got two seasons left.


And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. The reason conservatives cannot, under any circumstances, be allowed to ever take any positions of power for a very, very long time.  We have a climate change denier here folks.

I'll think I'll keep politicians who listen to scientists in charge, thank you very much. He can jack off to beastiality porn on a zoom call with SNC Lavalin's CEO paying him to watch using taxpayer money for all I care. People like you can never be permitted to choose who is in charge.
 
2020-10-22 7:10:47 AM  

mudesi: RTOGUY: mudesi: Maybe the conservatives can try winning an election by, oh, I don't know, admitting that climate change is real and that we're running out of time.

Oh my God how much time do we have?! Jesus Christ I had no idea!!! I guess I can keep maybe four polar bears in my basement but that's it you are going to need to find someone else to take the rest. If I turn my heat down a couple of degrees do you think I can buy enough time to finally finish Orange is the New Black before the ice caps melt and wash everything away? I think I've got two seasons left.

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. The reason conservatives cannot, under any circumstances, be allowed to ever take any positions of power for a very, very long time.  We have a climate change denier here folks.

I'll think I'll keep politicians who listen to scientists in charge, thank you very much. He can jack off to beastiality porn on a zoom call with SNC Lavalin's CEO paying him to watch using taxpayer money for all I care. People like you can never be permitted to choose who is in charge.


And there you have it ladies and gentlemen that smug self-satisfied arrogance that lost the Liberals 20 seats, the popular vote, and their comfortable majority. Don't give me that shiat about the Liberals being the only hope for the planet when they had the taxpayers buy a farking oil pipeline.
 
2020-10-22 7:51:55 AM  

grumpfuff: So, besides your obvious lies, I'm not Canadian, how do I hold them accountable?


Removes you from the list of 'Canadian?' for an eventual CanFark party once this corona virus stuff is over.
 
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