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(Daily Mail)   Aspiring gay Dads steal offspring from lesbian couple. The Aristopenguins   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-21 10:06:16 AM  
Aspiring gay? Geeze, dude.. just take off your shirt and get in there.
 
2020-10-21 10:22:36 AM  
I never understood how in a lesbian penguin couple, one is always hot and one is fat and manly.
 
2020-10-21 10:22:45 AM  
Someone, somewhere, will bring this up and blame the patriarchy

The struggle is real, but so are the loonies
 
2020-10-21 1:07:26 PM  
You gotta keep 'em separated.
 
2020-10-21 1:07:49 PM  
Why would anyone want to steal them?

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2020-10-21 1:08:22 PM  
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2020-10-21 1:09:30 PM  

sleze: Why would anyone want to steal them?

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I dunno, looks like they'd be fun to party with
 
2020-10-21 1:28:03 PM  
Animals spend so much of their time and energy and risk their lives just to reproduce. Whenever I watch nature shows I always want to tell those animals engaging in all these dangerous behaviors, just to pass on their genes, that they should just stop wasting their time, conserve their energy, and live a long, healthy life. Honestly, who gives a crap if some wildebeest ten generations from now carries 10% of your genes?
 
2020-10-21 1:30:46 PM  

TastyEloi: Animals spend so much of their time and energy and risk their lives just to reproduce. Whenever I watch nature shows I always want to tell those animals engaging in all these dangerous behaviors, just to pass on their genes, that they should just stop wasting their time, conserve their energy, and live a long, healthy life. Honestly, who gives a crap if some wildebeest ten generations from now carries 10% of your genes?


The genes do.
 
2020-10-21 1:40:09 PM  
All this LGBT on LGBT violence must end.  It's just getting unsafe in all the gayborhoods.
 
2020-10-21 1:49:03 PM  
I assume the lesbians beat the snot out of the top and the bottom ran away.

A zoo keeper should help them out and artificially inseminate both the females with the males sperm, then split the eggs.

I bet penguin eggs taste fishy and bad. But perhaps the Chinese would like them, they eat carp.
 
2020-10-21 1:54:44 PM  

Russ1642: TastyEloi: Animals spend so much of their time and energy and risk their lives just to reproduce. Whenever I watch nature shows I always want to tell those animals engaging in all these dangerous behaviors, just to pass on their genes, that they should just stop wasting their time, conserve their energy, and live a long, healthy life. Honestly, who gives a crap if some wildebeest ten generations from now carries 10% of your genes?

The genes do.


Yeah but the individuals who didn't care about reproducing had much happier and longer lives, so that's a win for them. Unfortunately they didn't have the self-awareness to realize it.
 
2020-10-21 2:26:47 PM  
Everything in evolution is a hack.  As long as something worked well enough to get this far, it'll stick around.  Expecting evolution to optimize every last thing is like expecting COBOL to have gone extinct.
 
2020-10-21 2:28:51 PM  
To be fair, homosexuality implies sexual intercourse.

This is more of a couple of Uncle Charlie's raising My Three Sons.
 
2020-10-21 2:29:42 PM  
I KNEW THIS shiat WOULD HAPPEN ONCE THEY LEGALIZED JAZZ CABBAGE
 
2020-10-21 3:09:24 PM  

TastyEloi: Russ1642: TastyEloi: Animals spend so much of their time and energy and risk their lives just to reproduce. Whenever I watch nature shows I always want to tell those animals engaging in all these dangerous behaviors, just to pass on their genes, that they should just stop wasting their time, conserve their energy, and live a long, healthy life. Honestly, who gives a crap if some wildebeest ten generations from now carries 10% of your genes?

The genes do.

Yeah but the individuals who didn't care about reproducing had much happier and longer lives, so that's a win for them. Unfortunately they didn't have the self-awareness to realize it.


That isn't how it works.
 
2020-10-21 4:00:17 PM  
big deal. ive got a pair of gay parakeets. their daily lovemaking is...disturbing
 
2020-10-21 4:47:47 PM  

frankb00th: big deal. ive got a pair of gay parakeets. their daily lovemaking is...disturbing


Why won't you accept their pollyamorous relationship?
 
2020-10-21 8:15:55 PM  
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