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(Onion AV Club)   Get 'em out by Friday / You don't get paid 'til the last one's well on his way   ( divider line
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2020-10-21 8:04:43 AM  
5 votes:
This has gone too far for the Winkler to handle. Time to send in Wiilie Wright and Bob tbe Nob.
2020-10-21 10:09:33 AM  
3 votes:

Naido: Close2TheEdge: Alphax: Subby went back to 1972 for that headline.  Nice.

Not so nice is what Phil is going through.

10 points to subby's house for the outstanding reference.

And Phil Collins needs to stop getting married.  He is terrible at it and ends up losing half his fortune every single time.

It's always the same, it's just a shame.

He also expressed concern over the "valuable and irreplaceable personal property," which we can only assume includes those farked-up puppets from the "Land Of Confusion" video.

Spitting Image trifecta in play?

Like the one on the right?

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2020-10-21 9:54:26 AM  
2 votes:
The only thing uglier than his music is his ex-wife.

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2020-10-21 6:24:50 PM  
1 vote:
Truly a man of our times, that Phil. Talk about mama taking it all too hard, entangled in her cuckoo cocoon. Inside and out and like it or not, he's in an evil jam. Anyway, please don't ask Phil about anything she does. Keep it dark until after the ordeal, when the sour turns to sweet. It's gonna get better behind the lines. As for absent friends, they could quit counting out time, see it as just a job to do (without blood on the rooftops) to end the misunderstanding.
2020-10-21 12:46:52 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care any more
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