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2020-10-21 7:15:44 AM  
5 votes:
Subby went back to 1972 for that headline.  Nice.

Not so nice is what Phil is going through.
 
2020-10-21 7:20:15 AM  
4 votes:

Alphax: Subby went back to 1972 for that headline.  Nice.

Not so nice is what Phil is going through.


10 points to subby's house for the outstanding reference.

And Phil Collins needs to stop getting married.  He is terrible at it and ends up losing half his fortune every single time.
 
2020-10-21 10:09:03 AM  
3 votes:
Phil - great singer - GREAT drummer - not so good at life.

Hope that slag of a wife gets girl problems and can never hump again. Seriously, read about that nonsense.  Girl needs to get herself a dildo or something and quit picking up manwhores.
 
2020-10-21 9:59:34 AM  
3 votes:
Came to applaud Subby's headline, and also to point out that this is considerably more drama than I ever would have expected to associate with Phil Collins.
 
2020-10-21 2:46:23 PM  
2 votes:
Say NO to bad cosmetic surgery

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2020-10-21 7:31:22 AM  
2 votes:
Musicians should never get married or have a very stringent prenuptial agreement.
 
2020-10-21 12:25:08 PM  
1 vote:
Did she offer to pay double the rent?
 
2020-10-21 10:12:39 AM  
1 vote:

thespindrifter: Madison_Smiled: Came to applaud Subby's headline, and also to point out that this is considerably more drama than I ever would have expected to associate with Phil Collins.

You're kidding, right? I don't understand how that man has a dime left to his name after all of his exes have bled him dry for four decades.


True, but armed occupation and takeover seems a bit much. After all, this is a guy whose name was routinely invoked back in the day when people would complain about Top 40 radio being a bland and boring wasteland.
 
2020-10-21 9:54:26 AM  
1 vote:
The only thing uglier than his music is his ex-wife.

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2020-10-21 9:51:25 AM  
1 vote:
Or maybe just make a restriction on humanoid height so Phil could fit more people in there. Say, four feet?

Phil is almost there, actually.
 
2020-10-21 8:04:43 AM  
1 vote:
This has gone too far for the Winkler to handle. Time to send in Wiilie Wright and Bob tbe Nob.
 
2020-10-21 8:04:33 AM  
1 vote:
Looks like a job for the Winkler...
 
2020-10-21 7:37:58 AM  
1 vote:
Hell, look what happened to Paul McCartney.
 
2020-10-21 7:32:44 AM  
1 vote:
Well, one of those wives had Lilly Collins with him.

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