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2020-10-21 7:15:44 AM  
Subby went back to 1972 for that headline.  Nice.

Not so nice is what Phil is going through.
 
2020-10-21 7:20:15 AM  

Alphax: Subby went back to 1972 for that headline.  Nice.

Not so nice is what Phil is going through.


10 points to subby's house for the outstanding reference.

And Phil Collins needs to stop getting married.  He is terrible at it and ends up losing half his fortune every single time.
 
2020-10-21 7:31:22 AM  
Musicians should never get married or have a very stringent prenuptial agreement.
 
2020-10-21 7:32:44 AM  
Well, one of those wives had Lilly Collins with him.

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2020-10-21 7:37:58 AM  
Hell, look what happened to Paul McCartney.
 
2020-10-21 8:04:33 AM  
Looks like a job for the Winkler...
 
2020-10-21 8:04:43 AM  
This has gone too far for the Winkler to handle. Time to send in Wiilie Wright and Bob tbe Nob.
 
2020-10-21 9:51:25 AM  
Or maybe just make a restriction on humanoid height so Phil could fit more people in there. Say, four feet?

Phil is almost there, actually.
 
2020-10-21 9:52:20 AM  

Close2TheEdge: Alphax: Subby went back to 1972 for that headline.  Nice.

Not so nice is what Phil is going through.

10 points to subby's house for the outstanding reference.

And Phil Collins needs to stop getting married.  He is terrible at it and ends up losing half his fortune every single time.


It's always the same, it's just a shame.

He also expressed concern over the "valuable and irreplaceable personal property," which we can only assume includes those farked-up puppets from the "Land Of Confusion" video.

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2020-10-21 9:52:41 AM  

Jake Havechek: Musicians should never get married or have a very stringent prenuptial agreement.


Or fly in airplanes, especially smaller ones.
 
2020-10-21 9:54:26 AM  
The only thing uglier than his music is his ex-wife.

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2020-10-21 9:59:34 AM  
Came to applaud Subby's headline, and also to point out that this is considerably more drama than I ever would have expected to associate with Phil Collins.
 
2020-10-21 10:07:02 AM  

Madison_Smiled: Came to applaud Subby's headline, and also to point out that this is considerably more drama than I ever would have expected to associate with Phil Collins.


You're kidding, right? I don't understand how that man has a dime left to his name after all of his exes have bled him dry for four decades.
 
2020-10-21 10:09:03 AM  
Phil - great singer - GREAT drummer - not so good at life.

Hope that slag of a wife gets girl problems and can never hump again. Seriously, read about that nonsense.  Girl needs to get herself a dildo or something and quit picking up manwhores.
 
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2020-10-21 10:09:33 AM  

Naido: Close2TheEdge: Alphax: Subby went back to 1972 for that headline.  Nice.

Not so nice is what Phil is going through.

10 points to subby's house for the outstanding reference.

And Phil Collins needs to stop getting married.  He is terrible at it and ends up losing half his fortune every single time.

It's always the same, it's just a shame.

He also expressed concern over the "valuable and irreplaceable personal property," which we can only assume includes those farked-up puppets from the "Land Of Confusion" video.

Spitting Image trifecta in play?


Like the one on the right?

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2020-10-21 10:12:39 AM  

thespindrifter: Madison_Smiled: Came to applaud Subby's headline, and also to point out that this is considerably more drama than I ever would have expected to associate with Phil Collins.

You're kidding, right? I don't understand how that man has a dime left to his name after all of his exes have bled him dry for four decades.


True, but armed occupation and takeover seems a bit much. After all, this is a guy whose name was routinely invoked back in the day when people would complain about Top 40 radio being a bland and boring wasteland.
 
2020-10-21 10:18:40 AM  
Too rich for SWAT to show?
 
2020-10-21 12:07:08 PM  
Top-quality headline, subby.
 
2020-10-21 12:25:08 PM  
Did she offer to pay double the rent?
 
2020-10-21 12:46:52 PM  
I don't care any more
 
2020-10-21 2:46:23 PM  
Say NO to bad cosmetic surgery

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2020-10-21 6:24:50 PM  
Truly a man of our times, that Phil. Talk about mama taking it all too hard, entangled in her cuckoo cocoon. Inside and out and like it or not, he's in an evil jam. Anyway, please don't ask Phil about anything she does. Keep it dark until after the ordeal, when the sour turns to sweet. It's gonna get better behind the lines. As for absent friends, they could quit counting out time, see it as just a job to do (without blood on the rooftops) to end the misunderstanding.
 
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