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(   Farmer drives himself to hospital after mishap with a hay baler. Well, most of himself   ( divider line
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2020-10-21 9:44:17 AM  
17 votes:
Big deal.  I have limbs ripped off by industrial equipment all the time.  You don't hear me bragging about it.
2020-10-21 9:47:07 AM  
11 votes:

vudukungfu: Let me be the first to give this guy a hand.

Sure, 'e seems 'armless.
2020-10-21 8:40:21 AM  
11 votes:
Let me be the first to give this guy a hand.
2020-10-21 9:58:08 AM  
8 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Big deal.  I have limbs ripped off by industrial equipment all the time.  You don't hear me bragging about it.

You're a looney.
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2020-10-21 9:53:35 AM  
7 votes:
Wow that story is rather disarming!

/try the veal
//window seat, etc.
2020-10-21 10:27:41 AM  
5 votes:
Farmer jumps into hay bale - machine! xD ^^
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2020-10-21 9:24:07 AM  
4 votes:
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Feels your pain.
2020-10-21 2:46:59 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-10-21 10:44:56 AM  
3 votes:
I recall a conversation with my spouse some time back while we were driving in Nebraska.  She made an observation about how the old farmers would give a small wave with two fingers with their hand on the steering wheel when passing you in their pickup truck.  I said that's probably because that's the only fingers they had left on that hand.
2020-10-21 10:38:07 AM  
3 votes:
Let's be honest... this is not the worst thing that can happen to you in Australia.
2020-10-21 10:09:35 AM  
3 votes:
I pushed a coworker into a vat of acid but you dont hear me bragging?
2020-10-21 9:58:09 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-10-21 9:40:48 AM  
3 votes:
Meh. That kid in ND had both his arms ripped off by a tractor's power intake, was knocked unconscious, woke up and walked to his parent's house, called 911 with a pencil in his mouth, and then got into the bathroom tub so he wouldn't get blood on their new carpet.
2020-10-21 11:19:23 AM  
2 votes:

MBooda: Nick Nostril: Jeezus. His arm is off and he's still able to drive fly himself by helicopter to hospital?

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His arm was off. His wings weren't broken.

/and so is my hair
//i'm not in the mood for whirling

I just flew in from Cleveland and boy are my arms tir...  WHERE THE FARK IS MY ARM!?
2020-10-21 11:12:55 AM  
2 votes:
To the guy's credit, he remembered to bring the arm. Imagine getting half way to the hospital without it and not even being able to facepalm without crashing the car.
2020-10-21 10:57:13 AM  
2 votes:
Damnit Michael!
2020-10-21 10:48:35 AM  
2 votes:
One thing that always strikes me as odd about these stories is how the media plays up the distance they had to travel to get help.  If something happens to you in the middle of nowhere, that's the only option.  The hospital isn't going to fly over to you, StarCraft-style.
2020-10-21 10:18:11 AM  
2 votes:
I spent my childhood witnessing the at aftermath of various farming accidents. My father worked maintaining farm equipment for a large farm equipment operation. The man he worked for was missing parts of most of his fingers. Blasting cap accident. Mr farmer gave me the best safety briefing of my life. I was 11 and running a combine in soybeans. He came to check on me and noticed i was stopping, and shutting down the auger to clear weeds. He yelled at me for doing so and proceeded to demonstrate how to clear using his mangled hands with auger running. I just kind of nodded and said ok. The next time it clogged I shut it down and cleared. I did that the remainder of the day. It was a valuable lesson to learn when to ignore authority. I thank him for teaching me that. Rest in piece Mr John Totel.
2020-10-21 10:00:02 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-10-21 9:56:32 AM  
1 vote:
Tell me again how being a cop is SOOOOOO dangerous.
2020-10-21 9:37:22 AM  
1 vote:
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