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Purple_Urkle [TotalFark]
2020-10-20 11:55:14 PM  
54 votes:
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Trump was expecting Bigpharma, China and Iran to pull together with Russia and magically rig the election in Trump's favor.
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2020-10-20 11:12:32 PM  
40 votes:
Just wait for his rock bottom freakout.
 
Irving Maimway [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-20 11:52:23 PM  
31 votes:
He's going to crash epically.
 
quatchi
2020-10-21 3:54:52 AM  
29 votes:
"Eerie wants me. Eerie wants me"

What a thirsty little egotist.

His obvious Woe Is Me/ Clap for Tinkerbell act is shameless but it plays to the punters as we heard.

/Indiana wants me.
//Lord, I can't go back there.
///Parking tickets, mostly.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-21 3:12:28 AM  
25 votes:

Lil Wooly Mammoth: He does speak the truth every now and then.


He admitted during one of the debates four years ago that he doesn't pay taxes.
 
LordBeavis [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 3:04:33 AM  
22 votes:

Irving Maimway: He's going to crash epically.


This is the reality TV I want to see.  Video tape every second between now and January 31.  The utter shiatshow as his handlers and he go through five stages of grief until finally the LEOs come in and reluctantly arrest their heroes.
 
Dare to keep slugs off kids [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-21 2:01:01 AM  
22 votes:
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Circusdog320 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-20 10:53:58 PM  
19 votes:
Hey... the steroids are wearing off!
 
Alphax [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 5:10:02 AM  
17 votes:
From electoralvote.com today:

Do As I Say, Not As I Do
It has been a long time since a presidential campaign was as bereft of positive messaging and constructive policy proposals as the Trump 2020 campaign is. It is true that "Make America Great Again" and "Keep America Great" have a veneer of hopefulness, but the path by which those things will ostensibly be achieved (xenophobia, "control" of minorities, owning the libs, etc.) is decidedly negative. Meanwhile, a few months back, Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson each made the mistake of asking Donald Trump what his plans for a second term are. After the President struggled to answer that, the right-wing media got the message: Don't ask that question. There is a reason that the RNC did not write a platform for 2020 and merely issued a resolution saying that it supports everything Trump does and rejects everything the Obama-Biden administration did.

Actually, "long time" may be an understatement. Resident historian (Z) has thought carefully about it, and has not come up with any other campaign that was 100% negative accompanied by zero policy proposals. There are some notable examples in the former category (for example, John C. Breckinridge's campaign in 1860) and a few in the latter (for example, William Henry Harrison's campaign in 1840-unless you consider "Tippecanoe and Tyler too" to be a policy proposal), but no campaign prior to Trump 2020 would appear to combine both features.
 
Jiggatron69 [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-10-21 3:51:42 AM  
13 votes:

fusillade762: Circusdog320: Hey... the steroids are wearing off!

What was the predicted date of his crash again?


Unclear because its not clear he will ever come off the steroids.
 
Alphax [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 4:46:32 AM  
12 votes:

stoli n coke: bughunter: Jiggatron69: fusillade762: Circusdog320: Hey... the steroids are wearing off!

What was the predicted date of his crash again?

Unclear because its not clear he will ever come off the steroids.

Eventually, all bleedingsteroid treatment stops.

And it's been a week since the 10-day steroid regiment was supposed to stop. If he's still taking them, the damage to his liver is about to go into hyperdrive.


He said he quit taking the medicine.. but of course, his words mean nothing.
 
BretMavrik [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-20 10:54:33 PM  
11 votes:
And we just can't wait to make more mistakes
And we just can't wait till the whole thing blows up in our face
 
MattytheMouse [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 5:14:17 AM  
10 votes:

AllerJeez: Hagbard_C: I keep having '2016 giggling about Trump's impending loss' flashbacks. To be honest. He seems to be in his standard campaign form in the attached video. Like Clinton you can hardly call Biden inspiring and it seems his crowd is still quite in awe of their demigod. Ah well another two to four weeks of worry and we'll know for sure.

I agree.
I'm seeing far too many people already laughing about how badly Trump is going to lose.

Very concerning :(


Yeah, I'm not beating the "he's sooo gonna lose," drum this time around, because the dreadful fact of the matter is, he had a non-zero chance of winning. Yeah, 538 has Biden winning 89 out of 100 scenarios... But just keep in mind the last time you went with odds like that in a game of Xcom.
 
Aussie_As
2020-10-21 4:47:57 AM  
10 votes:
At some point or another Trump blurts out the precise opposite of one of his previous statements. He's done it about everything from Obama being Kenyan (both totally is and is totally not), the electoral college (it's both a disaster and fantastic compared to direct elections), so many people have been called 'fantastic' and 'amazing' and 'winners' only to wind up being 'terrible' 'losers'. He had to put himself on that list at some point.

We've all heard from him about how great he is, it was inevitable he'd admit to sucking too.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-10-21 4:02:52 AM  
10 votes:

Jiggatron69: fusillade762: Circusdog320: Hey... the steroids are wearing off!

What was the predicted date of his crash again?

Unclear because its not clear he will ever come off the steroids.


Eventually, all bleedingsteroid treatment stops.
 
stoli n coke
2020-10-21 4:44:52 AM  
8 votes:

bughunter: Jiggatron69: fusillade762: Circusdog320: Hey... the steroids are wearing off!

What was the predicted date of his crash again?

Unclear because its not clear he will ever come off the steroids.

Eventually, all bleedingsteroid treatment stops.


And it's been a week since the 10-day steroid regiment was supposed to stop. If he's still taking them, the damage to his liver is about to go into hyperdrive.
 
saturn badger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-21 3:57:01 AM  
8 votes:
He could have been fishing for adoration. It's like that chick we all know who asks how we like her new pants as she swings around. The correct answer is yes no matter what.

Since I haven't seen the video I don't know what the tone of voice was.

Meh. Not gonna put another second thinking about it either.
 
Bandito King [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-21 4:15:48 AM  
7 votes:
I'm trying to quit marijuana and the news just keeps pushing me back into the joint life.
 
Hagbard_C
2020-10-21 3:58:12 AM  
7 votes:
I keep having '2016 giggling about Trump's impending loss' flashbacks. To be honest. He seems to be in his standard campaign form in the attached video. Like Clinton you can hardly call Biden inspiring and it seems his crowd is still quite in awe of their demigod. Ah well another two to four weeks of worry and we'll know for sure.
 
Lil Wooly Mammoth
2020-10-21 1:22:57 AM  
7 votes:
He does speak the truth every now and then.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-21 6:28:13 AM  
6 votes:
Eternally crying in the bathroom at the prom.

And, at the very same rally in a county he needs to have any chance of winning PA and, for all intents and purposes, the election itself, he basically called the place a shiathole, saying he'd never normally come to a place like Erie.
 
fusillade762
2020-10-21 3:48:20 AM  
6 votes:

Circusdog320: Hey... the steroids are wearing off!


What was the predicted date of his crash again?
 
LindenFark
2020-10-21 5:20:35 AM  
5 votes:

MattytheMouse: AllerJeez: Hagbard_C: I keep having '2016 giggling about Trump's impending loss' flashbacks. To be honest. He seems to be in his standard campaign form in the attached video. Like Clinton you can hardly call Biden inspiring and it seems his crowd is still quite in awe of their demigod. Ah well another two to four weeks of worry and we'll know for sure.

I agree.
I'm seeing far too many people already laughing about how badly Trump is going to lose.

Very concerning :(

Yeah, I'm not beating the "he's sooo gonna lose," drum this time around, because the dreadful fact of the matter is, he had a non-zero chance of winning. Yeah, 538 has Biden winning 89 out of 100 scenarios... But just keep in mind the last time you went with odds like that in a game of Xcom.


538 now also comes with a "we can't model election interference" disclaimer.
 
Xanlexian [OhFark]
2020-10-21 5:16:34 AM  
5 votes:
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I want that sauce Morty!
2020-10-21 4:01:49 AM  
5 votes:

wademh: [i.imgflip.com image 500x666]


I'm going to admit that I've dated women less physically attractive than this woman, but at least none of them were Trump supporters.
 
wademh
2020-10-21 3:16:53 AM  
5 votes:
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Sub Human [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-21 6:19:29 AM  
4 votes:
"What a titty-baby."
 
silvervial
2020-10-21 5:17:46 AM  
4 votes:

Spice Must Flow: Dare to keep slugs off kids: [Fark user image image 617x583]

Very nice. You have been implementing a lot of great effects images lately.


You two artists are like half my image file folder, I tell ya.
 
silvervial
2020-10-21 5:16:29 AM  
4 votes:

Bandito King: I'm trying to quit marijuana and the news just keeps pushing me back into the joint life.


Why would you be trying to quit? I'm trying to figure out how to get enough money to buy enough weed to see me through the election. Damn stuff is powerful but expensive! :(

Besides, weed can maybe help prevent one from getting COVID (binds to the same receptors, doncha know).

Still cheaper than steroids.
 
MattytheMouse [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 5:03:43 AM  
4 votes:

wademh: [i.imgflip.com image 500x666]


You know, I really wonder where that woman is today.
 
mrparks
2020-10-21 4:46:35 AM  
4 votes:

IgG4: Just wait for his rock bottom freakout.


Oh, I am.
 
Spice Must Flow [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 4:35:58 AM  
4 votes:

Dare to keep slugs off kids: [Fark user image image 617x583]


Very nice. You have been implementing a lot of great effects images lately.
 
Archie Goodwin
2020-10-21 4:06:33 AM  
4 votes:

Jiggatron69: fusillade762: Circusdog320: Hey... the steroids are wearing off!

What was the predicted date of his crash again?

Unclear because its not clear he will ever come off the steroids.


The day he stops being POTUS is the day they will stop. And it will be glorious.
 
jso2897
2020-10-21 8:48:16 AM  
3 votes:

AllerJeez: Hagbard_C: I keep having '2016 giggling about Trump's impending loss' flashbacks. To be honest. He seems to be in his standard campaign form in the attached video. Like Clinton you can hardly call Biden inspiring and it seems his crowd is still quite in awe of their demigod. Ah well another two to four weeks of worry and we'll know for sure.

I agree.
I'm seeing far too many people already laughing about how badly Trump is going to lose.

Very concerning :(


People still don't seem to grasp the concept of probability, or what it signifies - but it doesn't really matter.
People's level of surprise, disappointment, and dashed expectations will be the least of our worries if we let Trump steal this one.
 
Unscratchable_Itch [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 7:11:48 AM  
3 votes:
"What I've gone through - the drug companies, they're spending a fortune on fake ads. They don't want me. They don't want me. China doesn't want me. Iran doesn't want me. Nobody wants me. Nobody," he said.

He then added, in a gargled shriek that can only be described as subhuman, "AND I CAN'T WAIT TO CRUSH THEM ALL! THOSE DUMB SONS A' BIATCHES FORGET THAT, EVEN IF I LOSE, I'M GOING TO BE IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING, *EVERYTHING*, UNTIL JANUARY 20TH. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE I HAVE AN ARTICLE 2! THE BUTTON, I STILL HAVE THE BUTTON! LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS I'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH ALREADY! They can't stope me, nobody can stop me. AND WHAT I WANNA DO, WHAT I'M GONNA DO, IS I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE THEIR LIVES A LIVING HELL! I'M GOING TO TRACK DOWN AND CRUSH EVERYBODY WHO DIDN'T SUPPORT ME OR SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT ME! I'M NOT F*CKING AROUND ANYMORE, I'M GONNA DO IT! AND MAYBE THE BOOGALO BOYS AND THE PROUD BOYS - the boys love me, they really do - MAYBE THOSE BOYS WILL DO WHAT THEY KNOW IS RIGHT, AND TAKE OUT ALL THE 'NEVER TRUMPERS' AND THE MASK WEARERS, AND THE DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS WHO THINK THEY'RE SMARTER THAN ME. AND THEY HATE AMERICA! We'll see, we'll see what happens but, believe me, they're all gonna be sorry for all the nasty things they've said and done to me because they're not fair and they're not smarter than me and they know it, and that's why they all hate me. They're jealous really, just jealous. But we'll see. And they're all gonna be sorry they weren't nicer to me, because when I win again they're gonna see."
 
OmnomnomCookies
2020-10-21 5:54:11 AM  
3 votes:
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Ishkur [TotalFark]
2020-10-21 4:18:14 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Circusdog320: Hey... the steroids are wearing off!

What was the predicted date of his crash again?


I believe the 24th. So sometime this weekend, possibly on the golf course.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-10-21 3:24:28 AM  
2 votes:
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MizzouFTW
2020-10-21 10:48:03 AM  
1 vote:
I dont care if the cite for cancer is in that article. The author and site owner should be rounded up and shot. fark them and fark their ads every half a paragraph. I hope their farking car catches fire and they die slowly. Preferably with uncooked popcorn because it would be hilarious if they died while popping corn spurred up around them.

Again, fark then and fark you all for linking to a site that does this stupid shiat.
 
pueblonative
2020-10-21 10:09:56 AM  
1 vote:

Supadope: Guess he'd better just go eat worms.


Strike that, reverse it.
 
pueblonative
2020-10-21 8:07:37 AM  
1 vote:
Oh that's not true.

Iran and the NY AG probably want him.

And I'm sure the Hague wants him to answer a few questions about his antics at the border.
 
taipei_lad
2020-10-21 5:53:50 AM  
1 vote:
/whenyouknowyourshiatwhenyouknowyoures​hit
 
NINEv2
2020-10-21 5:25:18 AM  
1 vote:

MattytheMouse: wademh: [i.imgflip.com image 500x666]

You know, I really wonder where that woman is today.


Waiting for the walmart rascal to charge.
 
AllerJeez
2020-10-21 5:11:15 AM  
1 vote:

Hagbard_C: I keep having '2016 giggling about Trump's impending loss' flashbacks. To be honest. He seems to be in his standard campaign form in the attached video. Like Clinton you can hardly call Biden inspiring and it seems his crowd is still quite in awe of their demigod. Ah well another two to four weeks of worry and we'll know for sure.


I agree.
I'm seeing far too many people already laughing about how badly Trump is going to lose.

Very concerning :(
 
Sam's Club Sandwich
2020-10-21 5:06:44 AM  
1 vote:
Guess he'd better just go eat worms.

Dumb and Dumber - I got worms
Youtube QDzETnwy1lQ
 
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