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2020-10-20 10:06:43 PM  
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2020-10-21 4:52:16 PM  
Dog: "Bye. Great seeing you."
Dolphin: "So Long. And thanks for all the fish."
2020-10-21 5:13:39 PM  
Dolphin: "Pupunzel, Pupunzel. Let down your leash."
2020-10-21 6:32:09 PM  
Dog: "I've found my porpoise in life!"
2020-10-22 5:08:42 AM  
Ceiling Dog is watching you echo-locate.
2020-10-22 8:45:09 AM  
"Pardon me, Mr Dolphin.  Have you seen my ball?"
2020-10-22 12:01:57 PM  
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"Meet me in Boca Raton with the cocaine and ill let your family go."
2020-10-22 12:04:44 PM  
Dog: So, my owner lifted his sheet up and then when it fell to the ground.... he was gone.

Porpoise: Did you use high pitch squeals to find him?

Dog: No, he just appeared later in the living room. I think he can teleport.

Porpoise: I don't think it works that wa...

2020-10-22 12:04:59 PM  
Wanna buy a boat?
2020-10-22 12:05:58 PM  

durbnpoisn: "Pardon me, Mr Dolphin.  Have you seen my ball?"

"Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
2020-10-22 12:09:20 PM  
Woof woof!

Eeeee eeeee eee?
2020-10-22 12:12:41 PM  
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2020-10-22 12:14:16 PM  
Dog:. I say old chum, can you recommend where I may partake of a good, DRY cup of dog biscuits?
Porpoise: that sounds disgusting.
2020-10-22 12:15:08 PM  
Joke's  on you, Flipper.  I peed in that
2020-10-22 12:17:19 PM  
Dog: If you guys are so smart, why do you get caught in the tuna nets?
2020-10-22 12:18:23 PM  
Dog: Hey!
Dolphin: Hey!
2020-10-22 12:20:06 PM  
this is gonna make such an adorbs picpic

/my owner never clips my nails
//it makes me slide across the kitchen floor
///til the big fat radiator catches me
2020-10-22 12:22:00 PM  
Knowing their romance would never last, Gretchen bids farewell to Bubbles for the final time.
2020-10-22 12:23:49 PM  
"do you have any Grey Poupon?"
2020-10-22 12:29:25 PM  
Your orders are to swim over to cat boat and detonate your explosive device.
2020-10-22 12:44:02 PM  
So we are agreed. I bring you the cat, and you "take care of it", making it look like an accident.
2020-10-22 12:45:14 PM  
So you're the one who has been giving the cat tuna fish.
2020-10-22 12:50:22 PM  
"Blow hole....OK sounds kinky"
2020-10-22 12:56:17 PM  
'What are you starting at you smug bastard!?'
'the big hole in your boat and the five miles to shore'...
2020-10-22 1:31:27 PM  
Damn this water is cold.

Yeah.. it's deep,too
2020-10-22 1:51:40 PM  
"Yes, this is poop deck."
2020-10-22 1:58:51 PM  
They're both thinking about sexual assaulting each other. Little does the dog know however, the dolphin has no legs.
2020-10-22 2:06:53 PM  
Dog:  What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? Sorry I didn't do it on porpoise

Dolphin: That wasn't funny.

Dog: Then why are you smiling?
2020-10-22 2:29:01 PM  
So you're saying that if I balance a ball on my nose the humans will give me treats?
2020-10-22 4:19:11 PM  
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2020-10-22 9:14:45 PM  
I'm tell you that's not what the cat means when he says he loves fish.
2020-10-23 10:43:37 AM  
They all float down here. You'll float, too.
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