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(Fox 10 Phoenix)   Asked to leave restaurant, Arizona man ate pissed, and left. Wait, no -- ate, pissed, and left   ( divider line
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2020-10-20 10:51:15 PM  
No worries. It's Arizona, so it's a dry piss.
2020-10-20 10:52:43 PM  
I'd rather be Pissed off than Pissed on any day........never wore the yellow kerchief in my back pocket ever!!!!!
2020-10-20 10:54:31 PM  
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2020-10-20 10:59:36 PM  

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2020-10-20 11:00:35 PM  
Was he a panda?

Nice reference, Submitter.
2020-10-20 11:04:54 PM  
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2020-10-20 11:12:16 PM  
At least he knows that you don't shiat where you eat
2020-10-20 11:26:21 PM  
Now that's white privilege
2020-10-20 11:28:45 PM  
Young, according to court documents, had a warrant with Maricopa County Sheriff's Office for failing to appear in court. A judge has ordered Young to be released without bail.

That'll larn 'im.
2020-10-20 11:32:08 PM  
Hope Trump don' find out  from Fox news.
2020-10-20 11:45:12 PM  

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For "two handed fistee" can't you just look for the ones who have an echo in their walk?
2020-10-20 11:46:22 PM  
People exposing themselves is really their way of saying, "Please, taser me!" And if you have a taser you really should oblige them. It is the polite thing to do.
2020-10-20 11:48:58 PM  
The business was pissed!
2020-10-20 11:49:16 PM  
Ate, passed and left.
2020-10-20 11:49:51 PM  

You Die!: Ate, passed and left.

Are, pissed and left. Fark.
2020-10-20 11:54:56 PM  

pacified: Now that's white privilege

I'd accept yellow privilege on this one as well...
2020-10-21 12:26:45 AM  
in the late 70's a winter night trippin' balls 3AM i pissed on one of the spinning doors at the Waldorf Astoria in NYC. it really wasn't crowded at the moment.
2020-10-21 12:43:16 AM  
Somebody did that to me I'd be dousing them with buckets of ice water.

Probably needed a bath anyway.
2020-10-21 2:16:02 AM  

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Punctuation saved the life of a soldier in Napoleon's army after he was arrested. The message sent was 'Execution, impossible to be pardoned.' The messenger moved the comma and delivered 'Execution impossible, to be pardoned.'
2020-10-21 4:17:35 AM  

I guess now we have to add pissing in front of strangers at a restaurant 'while black' to the list.
2020-10-21 6:04:45 AM  
His dreads look like worms.
2020-10-21 6:07:46 AM  
Remember kids, always eat every carrot and pea on your plate.
2020-10-21 6:54:04 AM  

GrinzGrimly: Arrested?!?!?

I guess now we have to add pissing in front of strangers at a restaurant 'while black' to the list.

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2020-10-21 7:57:52 AM  
Too bad he's not a Well-known North Carolina Pister on Ambien.
2020-10-21 8:00:34 AM  
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2020-10-21 9:14:37 AM  
Well, at least it was just the door.
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