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2020-10-20 1:22:13 PM  
104 votes:
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2020-10-20 12:39:22 PM  
102 votes:
What is this I don't even

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2020-10-20 12:37:53 PM  
73 votes:
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2020-10-20 12:38:28 PM  
72 votes:
She's definitely had some very bad work done on her face.  She's starting to look like a madame puppet.

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2020-10-20 1:33:16 PM  
55 votes:

Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.


You're wrong. Here's the proof:

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2020-10-20 12:46:44 PM  
39 votes:
Did I just watch a David Lynch movie...?
 
2020-10-20 12:55:10 PM  
29 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.


The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.
 
2020-10-20 1:25:07 PM  
27 votes:
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2020-10-20 1:15:33 PM  
21 votes:
This Blair Witch remake sucks.
 
2020-10-20 1:10:07 PM  
18 votes:
"Hey kids!!! Mommy is going to drink WINE today!!!!"
 
2020-10-20 1:37:14 PM  
16 votes:
Ah Sarah Palin. She's like the chick the GOP hooked up with one regrettable drunken night in college and didn't call the next day, and now she's leaving them hundreds of crazy text messages, and showing up to their job talking about how they're going to be married soon.
 
2020-10-20 12:46:40 PM  
15 votes:
Jesus.  It's like she's trying to parody Tina Fey's parody of Sarah Palin.
 
2020-10-20 1:32:25 PM  
14 votes:
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2020-10-20 1:34:36 PM  
13 votes:

Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

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2020-10-20 1:27:30 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-10-20 12:55:06 PM  
13 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.


...oops?
 
2020-10-20 1:29:48 PM  
12 votes:
My house.avi
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2020-10-20 3:41:33 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-10-20 1:25:33 PM  
11 votes:
Man, they should have stopped after the first Blair Witch.
 
2020-10-20 1:25:18 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-10-20 1:24:28 PM  
11 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.
 
2020-10-20 3:40:12 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-10-20 3:04:17 PM  
10 votes:
This always comes to mind for some reason and gets a chuckle out of me

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2020-10-20 2:14:28 PM  
10 votes:
Jocelyn Wildenstein called.  She wants he face back.

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2020-10-20 1:43:24 PM  
10 votes:

Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?


All of them.
 
2020-10-20 1:30:50 PM  
10 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


Riding on the Metro?
 
2020-10-20 12:51:19 PM  
10 votes:

Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.


Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.
 
2020-10-20 1:32:33 PM  
9 votes:
She divorced Todd and this happened.  Todd was clearly the force behind Sarah's power.
 
2020-10-20 1:31:04 PM  
9 votes:
Remember when the US decided she was too crazy to be VP?

But Trump is ok as president.

Are we just sexist?
 
2020-10-20 1:28:29 PM  
9 votes:
This is my house! houses!
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2020-10-20 1:25:45 PM  
9 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.


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2020-10-20 12:47:33 PM  
9 votes:
The worker bees came and installed my new furnace on Thursday.  After reading on of those "overkill California materials warning" labels, one of the guys blurts out "California causes cancer!" and "Nancy Pelosi is a drunk!"

Wanting my furnace installed, because it's cold out, I didn't kick him out of my house.  Instead I said "I kind of like Nancy, aren't we all drunks in 2020, aren't we all?"  He didn't pick up on the offer to retreat gracefully, and continued "Yeah, but she's in charge of the country, and... " " and you're in charge of installing a propane system correctly, so my house doesn't explode next week, so how about you get back to work, hopefully sober."  I interrupted.

The rest of the installation was conducted in welcome silence.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:30 PM  
8 votes:
Betty Cracker looking lost in the sauce.
 
2020-10-20 1:36:55 PM  
7 votes:
There's method in Sarah's madness.
 
2020-10-20 1:31:56 PM  
7 votes:
Lots of dogs?
 
2020-10-20 1:28:31 PM  
6 votes:
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She completely lost all the messages in Iron Man 3
 
2020-10-20 1:28:03 PM  
6 votes:
She's gone full Victoria Jackson.

/Never go full Victoria Jackson is my point here.
 
2020-10-20 1:27:24 PM  
6 votes:
Ive never wanted to hit a woman before...
 
2020-10-20 4:53:55 PM  
5 votes:
The only Palins one needs to pay attention to:

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And the other obvious one I'm not linking as I'd highly likely be banned due to the fact there isn'ta photo of her that isn't displaying more cleavage than the Marianas Trench. Or less.

/and I'd still absolutely love to give Tina an entry in her Top 10 most "Ehh" evenings list
 
2020-10-20 2:14:24 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-10-20 1:47:59 PM  
5 votes:

SFSailor: Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

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Wow, that's a sexist, awful comparison.

No way Trump knows how to use... or has ever even held... a shovel.  Other than _maybe_ some ceremonial gold-leaf-covered ground-breaking bullshiat thing.  That he was charged $1000 for.  But never actually paid for.


That's a good point, this woman appears to be a hard worker. I think what we need here is for Trump's crack team of crackpot doctors to transplant Sarah Palin's brain into this woman's head. Wait, we don't need that at all.
 
2020-10-20 1:43:28 PM  
5 votes:

Corvus: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?


Corvus fail English? That's unpossible!
 
2020-10-20 3:27:04 PM  
4 votes:
Yep, as a grocery store worker who sees it all the time, i detect total meth face.

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2020-10-20 3:26:09 PM  
4 votes:
Still would.
Not proud. But still would.
 
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2020-10-20 2:57:38 PM  
4 votes:
I am ashamed to admit that woman speaks to my subconscious lizard brain. She's the fully matured version of every girl I had a crush on in high school. The loony stuff she does now is considered quirky awkward as a teen, so it'shiatting on hornball nostalgia a little too hard.

Please end me before she takes up residence in the continental U.S.
 
2020-10-20 2:11:16 PM  
4 votes:
1985: Don't Do Drugs.

2020: I F*CKIN WARNED YA!
 
2020-10-20 1:59:03 PM  
4 votes:

Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

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Brilliant, nobody will think to look for trump in the fields of Russia.
 
2020-10-20 1:36:03 PM  
4 votes:
Donald Trump is the female version of Donald Trump.
 
2020-10-20 1:35:37 PM  
4 votes:

Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?


How many Johns can she handle in a day?
 
2020-10-20 1:33:05 PM  
4 votes:

Ker_Thwap: The worker bees came and installed my new furnace on Thursday.  After reading on of those "overkill California materials warning" labels, one of the guys blurts out "California causes cancer!" and "Nancy Pelosi is a drunk!"

Wanting my furnace installed, because it's cold out, I didn't kick him out of my house.  Instead I said "I kind of like Nancy, aren't we all drunks in 2020, aren't we all?"  He didn't pick up on the offer to retreat gracefully, and continued "Yeah, but she's in charge of the country, and... " " and you're in charge of installing a propane system correctly, so my house doesn't explode next week, so how about you get back to work, hopefully sober."  I interrupted.

The rest of the installation was conducted in welcome silence.


...and then you woke up. The End.
 
2020-10-21 4:54:49 AM  
3 votes:

lolmao500: Maybe when AI and simulations are advanced enough, we'll be able to simulate what would have happened with Palin as POTUS in 2009.

Would we still be alive? Probably not


According to the Angel Zachariah, if you were in Houston or the surrounding area, you did not:

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2020-10-20 5:40:31 PM  
3 votes:
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/She can see Russia from it.
//We can all see Russia from it.
 
2020-10-20 3:57:27 PM  
3 votes:
Blair Witch 2:The Russian House
 
2020-10-20 2:40:07 PM  
3 votes:

Halfabee64: Jocelyn Wildenstein called.  She wants he face back.

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I understood that reference.
(Team Venture fist bump)
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2020-10-20 2:06:08 PM  
3 votes:
I'd like to hear an unfiltered summary of what Cindy McCain thinks of Sara Palin and family.  I've got a pretty good idea, but it would be pretty funny to hear nonetheless.
 
2020-10-20 1:55:30 PM  
3 votes:

Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?


Wait a minute!  I am a liberal who hates Palin, but more garage space is ALWAYS needed.
 
2020-10-20 1:54:33 PM  
3 votes:

SFSailor: whidbey: hotrod2001: The next Ronald Reagan eh?

Reagan got demented you might recall.  So bad he had to be removed from the public.

We're getting there.

"Got"?

He was showing diagnosable signs of going senile before his _first_ election.

Say what ya' want, but Republicans clearly have a type!


Don't look at me.  I voted Mondale.
 
2020-10-20 1:49:06 PM  
3 votes:

Uncle Pooky: Remember when it was disclosed that Sarah Palin had a penchant for getting railed by basketball players in college?


You mean those Lisa Ann movies were based on real life?
 
2020-10-20 1:40:12 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-10-20 1:39:46 PM  
3 votes:
I'm glad to see she's doing as well as she is.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:07 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-10-20 1:37:46 PM  
3 votes:

Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.


That is the worst analogy I've heard in a long time, and I spent most of the weekend listening to NFL broadcasters.
 
2020-10-20 1:26:41 PM  
3 votes:
How many farking garage doors do you need?
 
2020-10-20 4:10:15 PM  
2 votes:
What's going on in here?
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2020-10-20 3:11:04 PM  
2 votes:
I'm here for the laughter at Palin's expense, but I'll stick around for the hot takes on the Lincoln Project that have totally not become horribly tired and repetitive.
 
2020-10-20 2:13:43 PM  
2 votes:
When McCain picked her, I bet Obama just fell over laughing.
 
2020-10-20 2:00:24 PM  
2 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


This. The Lincoln Project is nothing more than an alliance of convenience. Once the Nazis are defeated, we go back to a, mostly, peaceful rivalry
 
2020-10-20 2:00:08 PM  
2 votes:
Was that directed by Lars Von Trier?
 
2020-10-20 1:44:56 PM  
2 votes:

pueblonative: Pinche Mateo: She's hammered most of the time.

Figuratively or literally?


Yes.
 
2020-10-20 1:37:19 PM  
2 votes:

Flappyhead: AdmirableSnackbar: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

Look sooner or later the mask will slip again.  These people are as predictable as the tides.


Doubtful. As we've seen in this thread liberals hate Sarah Palin but they love the people who made her a household name. We're too stupid to survive as a country.
 
2020-10-20 1:30:02 PM  
2 votes:
Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.
 
2020-10-20 1:47:54 PM  
1 vote:
Remember when it was disclosed that Sarah Palin had a penchant for getting railed by basketball players in college?
 
2020-10-20 1:42:05 PM  
1 vote:
The next Ronald Reagan eh?
 
2020-10-20 1:41:32 PM  
1 vote:

The Googles Do Nothing: The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


But the important thing is to make sure we know everything ever is the Democrats' fault, and criticism of Republican President and Mass Murderer Donald Trump should be scrutinized at the _very_ least, and dismissed and minimized aggressively wherever possible.

That said, that's a great metaphor there!  But I'll go ya' one better:  If LP stays to something at least reasonably approaching "objective reality" in its criticism and position arguments, we should all welcome that refreshing change and their perspective, if we're lucky enough to see a President Biden inaugurated.  We can welcome -- even support -- their attacks on Trump now, and withhold future judgment until they turn on the new administration, ya' know?  If they resume the standard lying and ratfarking Republican ways in February, we can dismiss them along with the rest of Trump's enablers and other anti-American filth, dig into their finances and frauds, and drag 'em up against the wall (METAPHORICALLY, sheesh).

If, however, they want to have sincere guns-v-butter and similar arguments, Dems need to be willing to accept and argue objectively with criticism, or they're no better than Trump.  I would welcome something like a rational right's counterarguments over what we've had for the past [ insert your personal number of years of anger here, valid range = 3 - 50+ ], and I say that as the libbiest lib who ever libbed.
 
2020-10-20 1:40:38 PM  
1 vote:

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?

Your own analogous show the stupidity of your logic.

Just because you work with someone on a common goal doesn't mean you agree with them.

That's what you don't get. You believe you should never work with people you don't agree with 100%. That's stupid.

A democracy literally forces you to work with people you don't agree with to win.

While you might not like that, that is reality. Grow up. Stop having fits because the world is not how you want it to be.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:47 PM  
1 vote:

SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

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Never argue with AdmirableSnackbar....it's like engaging in a mudfight with a pig.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:28 PM  
1 vote:

RustyShock: She divorced Todd and this happened.  Todd was clearly the force behind Sarah's power.


Actually Todd divorced her.
 
2020-10-20 1:33:37 PM  
1 vote:
Well, ummm.... that was a video of things being said
 
2020-10-20 1:32:20 PM  
1 vote:
Hammer time!
 
2020-10-20 1:31:55 PM  
1 vote:

Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.


I'm not sure between Trump and Palin who would be the worse president.

Trump is very bad in a lot of ways but I think Palin would have been worse.
 
2020-10-20 1:29:12 PM  
1 vote:
I was thinking this was going to be about Kristi Noem
 
2020-10-20 1:04:51 PM  
1 vote:
Is she trying to act stupid or is that how stupid she actually is?
 
2020-10-20 12:58:48 PM  
1 vote:

Officer Barrelroll: Wasn't her house basically built for free using a construction company that was awarded some skating rink contract or some other very Alaska type thing while she was governor?


It was just some buddies who helped out her husband.

https://notionscapital.wordpress.com/​2​008/10/15/the-house-that-todd-built/

Seems legit.

::insert your preferred gif here::
 
2020-10-20 12:56:44 PM  
1 vote:
Christ! Republicans are injecting steroids in mass quantities.
 
2020-10-20 12:47:07 PM  
1 vote:
She's hammered most of the time.
 
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