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2020-10-20 12:55:10 PM  
100 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.


The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.
 
2020-10-20 12:41:38 PM  
74 votes:
Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.
 
2020-10-20 12:34:19 PM  
71 votes:
She does look like she's been doing a lot of meth, doesn't she. It would be fitting, meth is the favorite drug of white trash.
 
2020-10-20 1:25:07 PM  
70 votes:
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2020-10-20 12:47:33 PM  
63 votes:
The worker bees came and installed my new furnace on Thursday.  After reading on of those "overkill California materials warning" labels, one of the guys blurts out "California causes cancer!" and "Nancy Pelosi is a drunk!"

Wanting my furnace installed, because it's cold out, I didn't kick him out of my house.  Instead I said "I kind of like Nancy, aren't we all drunks in 2020, aren't we all?"  He didn't pick up on the offer to retreat gracefully, and continued "Yeah, but she's in charge of the country, and... " " and you're in charge of installing a propane system correctly, so my house doesn't explode next week, so how about you get back to work, hopefully sober."  I interrupted.

The rest of the installation was conducted in welcome silence.
 
2020-10-20 12:35:48 PM  
63 votes:

swaniefrmreddeer: She does look like she's been doing a lot of meth, doesn't she. It would be fitting, meth is the favorite drug of white trash.


Wasn't Wasilla the meth capital of Alaska?
 
2020-10-20 12:46:40 PM  
35 votes:
Jesus.  It's like she's trying to parody Tina Fey's parody of Sarah Palin.
 
2020-10-20 12:50:55 PM  
32 votes:
Wasn't her house basically built for free using a construction company that was awarded some skating rink contract or some other very Alaska type thing while she was governor?
 
2020-10-20 12:38:28 PM  
31 votes:
She's definitely had some very bad work done on her face.  She's starting to look like a madame puppet.

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2020-10-20 12:47:07 PM  
26 votes:
She's hammered most of the time.
 
2020-10-20 12:38:23 PM  
25 votes:
That is some bad plastic surgery.
 
2020-10-20 12:51:19 PM  
24 votes:

Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.


Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.
 
2020-10-20 1:27:17 PM  
23 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


Well stated.
 
2020-10-20 1:28:22 PM  
22 votes:
" ... and do what the majority of Americans want you to do ..."

Hey Sarah, the majority of Americans are against rushing this nomination through, and the majority of Americans don't want Roe v Wade overturned and the majority of Americans want to keep the ACA and protection of insurance for those with pre-existing conditions. So as usual, you don't get it.
 
2020-10-20 1:25:45 PM  
20 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.


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2020-10-20 1:10:07 PM  
20 votes:
"Hey kids!!! Mommy is going to drink WINE today!!!!"
 
2020-10-20 1:31:04 PM  
18 votes:
Remember when the US decided she was too crazy to be VP?

But Trump is ok as president.

Are we just sexist?
 
2020-10-20 1:26:05 PM  
17 votes:
Meh. Shut up and go away. Nobody cares about you, you loony biatch who was too toxic for donald farking trump.
 
2020-10-20 1:41:09 PM  
14 votes:

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Tina Fey is... <maths>... six hundred trillion times hotter than Sarah Palin.

It's math.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:47 PM  
13 votes:

SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

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Never argue with AdmirableSnackbar....it's like engaging in a mudfight with a pig.
 
2020-10-20 1:42:26 PM  
12 votes:

Corvus: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?

Your own analogous show the stupidity of your logic.

Just because you work with someone on a common goal doesn't mean you agree with them.

That's what you don't get. You believe you should never work with people you don't agree with 100%. That's stupid.

A democracy literally forces you to work with people you don't agree with to win.

While you might not like that, that is reality. Grow up. Stop having fits because the world is not how you want it to be.


I could be wrong but I think you read the EXACT opposite into what The Googles Do Nothing meant...
 
2020-10-20 1:37:14 PM  
10 votes:
Ah Sarah Palin. She's like the chick the GOP hooked up with one regrettable drunken night in college and didn't call the next day, and now she's leaving them hundreds of crazy text messages, and showing up to their job talking about how they're going to be married soon.
 
2020-10-20 1:24:28 PM  
10 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.
 
2020-10-20 1:04:51 PM  
10 votes:
Is she trying to act stupid or is that how stupid she actually is?
 
2020-10-20 1:30:02 PM  
9 votes:
Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.
 
2020-10-20 1:27:36 PM  
9 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: swaniefrmreddeer: She does look like she's been doing a lot of meth, doesn't she. It would be fitting, meth is the favorite drug of white trash.

Wasn't Wasilla the meth capital of Alaska?


Still is.
 
2020-10-20 1:27:14 PM  
9 votes:

Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.


And that she would have been one heartbeat away from the Presidency.
 
2020-10-20 3:49:27 PM  
8 votes:
Just checking to see if Snackbar is here finding a way to lecture [insert variation on "corporatist Democrats" theme] for any and every non-thing.

And of course he is.
 
2020-10-20 1:43:28 PM  
8 votes:

Corvus: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?

Your own analogous show the stupidity of your logic.

Just because you work with someone on a common goal doesn't mean you agree with them.

That's what you don't get. You believe you should never work with people you don't agree with 100%. That's stupid.

A democracy literally forces you to work with people you don't agree with to win.

While you might not like that, that is reality. Grow up. Stop having fits because the world is not how you want it to be.


Sorry that thought that was ackbars post.
 
2020-10-20 1:33:13 PM  
8 votes:
She actually really does look terrible.

Good.

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2020-10-20 12:58:48 PM  
8 votes:

Officer Barrelroll: Wasn't her house basically built for free using a construction company that was awarded some skating rink contract or some other very Alaska type thing while she was governor?


It was just some buddies who helped out her husband.

https://notionscapital.wordpress.com/​2​008/10/15/the-house-that-todd-built/

Seems legit.

::insert your preferred gif here::
 
2020-10-20 4:08:47 PM  
7 votes:

Imaginativescreenname: Yep, as a grocery store worker who sees it all the time, i detect total meth face.

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I'm sure that when her drug problem officially comes out, we'll all hear how it's Obama's fault because reasons.

/Never forget that her son's spousal abuse was Obama's fault, according to her
 
2020-10-20 2:00:24 PM  
7 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


This. The Lincoln Project is nothing more than an alliance of convenience. Once the Nazis are defeated, we go back to a, mostly, peaceful rivalry
 
2020-10-20 1:59:46 PM  
7 votes:
She's not cool enough to do drugs, she's just really farking stupid.
 
2020-10-20 1:52:22 PM  
7 votes:

wademh: " ... and do what the majority of Americans want you to do ..."

Hey Sarah, the majority of Americans are against rushing this nomination through, and the majority of Americans don't want Roe v Wade overturned and the majority of Americans want to keep the ACA and protection of insurance for those with pre-existing conditions. So as usual, you don't get it.


These maniacs tell themselves they're mainstream Americans, even though they constantly attack mainstream Americans.
 
2020-10-20 1:41:32 PM  
7 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


But the important thing is to make sure we know everything ever is the Democrats' fault, and criticism of Republican President and Mass Murderer Donald Trump should be scrutinized at the _very_ least, and dismissed and minimized aggressively wherever possible.

That said, that's a great metaphor there!  But I'll go ya' one better:  If LP stays to something at least reasonably approaching "objective reality" in its criticism and position arguments, we should all welcome that refreshing change and their perspective, if we're lucky enough to see a President Biden inaugurated.  We can welcome -- even support -- their attacks on Trump now, and withhold future judgment until they turn on the new administration, ya' know?  If they resume the standard lying and ratfarking Republican ways in February, we can dismiss them along with the rest of Trump's enablers and other anti-American filth, dig into their finances and frauds, and drag 'em up against the wall (METAPHORICALLY, sheesh).

If, however, they want to have sincere guns-v-butter and similar arguments, Dems need to be willing to accept and argue objectively with criticism, or they're no better than Trump.  I would welcome something like a rational right's counterarguments over what we've had for the past [ insert your personal number of years of anger here, valid range = 3 - 50+ ], and I say that as the libbiest lib who ever libbed.
 
2020-10-20 1:40:38 PM  
7 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?

Your own analogous show the stupidity of your logic.

Just because you work with someone on a common goal doesn't mean you agree with them.

That's what you don't get. You believe you should never work with people you don't agree with 100%. That's stupid.

A democracy literally forces you to work with people you don't agree with to win.

While you might not like that, that is reality. Grow up. Stop having fits because the world is not how you want it to be.
 
2020-10-20 1:31:23 PM  
7 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.


Look sooner or later the mask will slip again.  These people are as predictable as the tides.
 
2020-10-20 1:26:41 PM  
7 votes:
How many farking garage doors do you need?
 
2020-10-20 12:56:44 PM  
7 votes:
Christ! Republicans are injecting steroids in mass quantities.
 
2020-10-20 3:23:06 PM  
6 votes:

Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

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Nah, she probably puts in an honest day's work, which is about the last you can say about trump at any level.
 
2020-10-20 2:10:15 PM  
6 votes:
I'm guessing benzos with a boxed wine chaser.
 
2020-10-20 1:28:03 PM  
6 votes:
She's gone full Victoria Jackson.

/Never go full Victoria Jackson is my point here.
 
2020-10-20 1:27:31 PM  
6 votes:
I thought she moved to Arizona to be closer to her fellow bible belt lunatics?
 
2020-10-20 1:27:29 PM  
6 votes:

Pinche Mateo: She's hammered most of the time.


And a lifetime of that will make you a pudding-head by her age.
 
2020-10-20 3:39:41 PM  
5 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: swaniefrmreddeer: She does look like she's been doing a lot of meth, doesn't she. It would be fitting, meth is the favorite drug of white trash.

Wasn't Wasilla the meth capital of Alaska?


I believe so. I know it's the STD capital of Alaska or at least was when my sister worked with people from the state health department. They nicknamed it Wasyphilis. In a fairly Trumpy state, that city is concentrated Drumpf.
 
2020-10-20 3:27:04 PM  
5 votes:
Yep, as a grocery store worker who sees it all the time, i detect total meth face.

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2020-10-20 2:25:43 PM  
5 votes:
Lisa Murkowski was turned on by the GOP. She then ran as a write in, or maybe it was just as an independent and won, despite the fact that the GOP threw her under the bus and instead supported a TeaParty asshole.
She owes the GOP nothing.

Sarah ar P is the Queen of the Morans
 
2020-10-20 1:54:27 PM  
5 votes:

tinsguy: cocozilla: SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

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Never argue with AdmirableSnackbar....it's like engaging in a mudfight with a pig.

they have no reason to exist unless it's whine and complain.

the members of the lincoln project aren't to be trusted, but we should support them in their fight to defeat trump.  if they want to spend nearly a 100 million dollars against trump, let them.


At least Rick Wilson has a very good reason to fight mad Donald.
Steve Bannon was behind attacks on his kids. He really understands that Republicans have become shiat.
 
2020-10-20 1:49:49 PM  
5 votes:

whidbey: hotrod2001: The next Ronald Reagan eh?

Reagan got demented you might recall.  So bad he had to be removed from the public.

We're getting there.


"Got"?

He was showing diagnosable signs of going senile before his _first_ election.

Say what ya' want, but Republicans clearly have a type!
 
2020-10-20 1:36:03 PM  
5 votes:
Donald Trump is the female version of Donald Trump.
 
2020-10-20 1:33:37 PM  
5 votes:
Well, ummm.... that was a video of things being said
 
2020-10-20 1:30:50 PM  
5 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


Riding on the Metro?
 
2020-10-20 1:26:32 PM  
5 votes:
She was a semi-good looking woman (in a trash sort of way) ...once.
 
2020-10-20 2:30:57 PM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: She's not cool enough to do drugs, she's just really farking stupid.


I'm guessing cheap wine and some prescription pills
 
2020-10-20 1:51:23 PM  
4 votes:

cocozilla: SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

[e.lvme.me image 666x499]

Never argue with AdmirableSnackbar....it's like engaging in a mudfight with a pig.


they have no reason to exist unless it's whine and complain.

the members of the lincoln project aren't to be trusted, but we should support them in their fight to defeat trump.  if they want to spend nearly a 100 million dollars against trump, let them.
 
2020-10-20 1:25:18 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-10-20 12:46:44 PM  
4 votes:
Did I just watch a David Lynch movie...?
 
2020-10-20 4:53:55 PM  
3 votes:
The only Palins one needs to pay attention to:

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And the other obvious one I'm not linking as I'd highly likely be banned due to the fact there isn'ta photo of her that isn't displaying more cleavage than the Marianas Trench. Or less.

/and I'd still absolutely love to give Tina an entry in her Top 10 most "Ehh" evenings list
 
2020-10-20 3:34:52 PM  
3 votes:

Corvus: Remember when the US decided she was too crazy to be VP?

But Trump is ok as president.

Are we just sexist?


She was positioned as VP. I think the lesson there was the crazies would not come out to vote for partially crazy. Someone, Trump or his puppet master, was paying attention and realized that the next Republican ticket needed to start at 100% crazy and throw a bone to 98% crazy Republicans via the VP position.
 
2020-10-20 2:09:17 PM  
3 votes:

SFSailor: The Googles Do Nothing: The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

But the important thing is to make sure we know everything ever is the Democrats' fault, and criticism of Republican President and Mass Murderer Donald Trump should be scrutinized at the _very_ least, and dismissed and minimized aggressively wherever possible.

That said, that's a great metaphor there!  But I'll go ya' one better:  If LP stays to something at least reasonably approaching "objective reality" in its criticism and position arguments, we should all welcome that refreshing change and their perspective, if we're lucky enough to see a President Biden inaugurated.  We can welcome -- even support -- their attacks on Trump now, and withhold future judgment until they turn on the new administration, ya' know?  If they resume the standard lying and ratfarking Republican ways in February, we can dismiss them along with the rest of Trump's enablers and other anti-American filth, dig into their finances and frauds, and drag 'em up against the wall (METAPHORICALLY, sheesh).

If, however, they want to have sincere guns-v-butter and similar arguments, Dems need to be willing to accept and argue objectively with criticism, or they're no better than Trump.  I would welcome something like a rational right's counterarguments over what we've had for the past [ insert your personal number of years of anger here, valid range = 3 - 50+ ], and I say that as the libbiest lib who ever libbed.


Hey man, right there with you. I wanted Huntsman to win the nom in 2012 because I would've loved to watch debates between him and Obama. Because they were legit intellectuals of the parties.

Instead we got the other white mormon

/Though I'm not sure if Huntsman would've done the same degrading of his own intelligence to appeal to the base. Meh, probably.
//Romney also disavowes MA when he was still governor
///Those of us who remember will never forget that slight here
////Much like Coakley dismissing standing outside Fenway to shake hands
 
2020-10-20 1:58:02 PM  
3 votes:

Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.


Because he was farking desperate. Is that so hard to understand?

Things were looking bad for his chances. The choices before him did not look so great politically. And he needed a VP because they don't let you not have one and convention was very soon. Her name came up late and she was chosen without the proper vetting. The choice very quickly bit him in ass as she could not handle softballs from the national press but by then it was too late.
 
2020-10-20 1:55:35 PM  
3 votes:

Eddie Hazel's E string: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

That is the worst analogy I've heard in a long time, and I spent most of the weekend listening to NFL broadcasters.


I bet I could line up five Sarah Palin quotes and put them next to five Donald Trump quotes and nobody could tell the difference between the two.
 
2020-10-20 1:49:24 PM  
3 votes:

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2020-10-20 1:49:11 PM  
3 votes:

cocozilla: SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

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Never argue with AdmirableSnackbar....it's like engaging in a mudfight with a pig.


He has an important point to make --- that it is important to divide the Democratic party into enough subgroups so that finally progressives will be the biggest group. It's god's will.
 
2020-10-20 1:43:48 PM  
3 votes:

Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

[Fark user image 850x583]


Wow, that's a sexist, awful comparison.

No way Trump knows how to use... or has ever even held... a shovel.  Other than _maybe_ some ceremonial gold-leaf-covered ground-breaking bullshiat thing.  That he was charged $1000 for.  But never actually paid for.
 
2020-10-20 1:43:41 PM  
3 votes:

hotrod2001: The next Ronald Reagan eh?


Reagan got demented you might recall.  So bad he had to be removed from the public.

We're getting there.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:28 PM  
3 votes:

RustyShock: She divorced Todd and this happened.  Todd was clearly the force behind Sarah's power.


Actually Todd divorced her.
 
2020-10-20 1:37:27 PM  
3 votes:
Shut up, Karen.
 
2020-10-20 1:15:33 PM  
3 votes:
This Blair Witch remake sucks.
 
2020-10-21 5:06:21 AM  
2 votes:

silvervial: lolmao500: Maybe when AI and simulations are advanced enough, we'll be able to simulate what would have happened with Palin as POTUS in 2009.

Would we still be alive? Probably not

According to the Angel Zachariah, if you were in Houston or the surrounding area, you did not:

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Forgot to mention that's from "Supernatural". The angel is trying to convince Dean to go along with "heaven's" plan for the Apocalypse by "It's A Wonderful Life"ing him into cooperating by showing him what the world would be like if he doesn't.

But Dean ends up later stabbing the angel in the face with an angel blade, so....
 
2020-10-20 6:00:06 PM  
2 votes:

Corvus: Remember when the US decided she was too crazy to be VP?

But Trump is ok as president.

Are we just sexist?


Um... the people who decided Palin was too crazy to be VP are NOT the same people that think Trump is ok as president. Just sayin'
 
2020-10-20 5:40:31 PM  
2 votes:
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/She can see Russia from it.
//We can all see Russia from it.
 
2020-10-20 3:11:04 PM  
2 votes:
I'm here for the laughter at Palin's expense, but I'll stick around for the hot takes on the Lincoln Project that have totally not become horribly tired and repetitive.
 
2020-10-20 2:57:24 PM  
2 votes:
I see she's still an outright loon.
 
2020-10-20 2:08:45 PM  
2 votes:

somedude210: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

This. The Lincoln Project is nothing more than an alliance of convenience. Once the Nazis are defeated, we go back to a, mostly, peaceful rivalry


And there's the problem. There's no reason to go back to a peaceful rivalry with white supremacists, not after what they've done the last few decades.
 
2020-10-20 1:41:35 PM  
2 votes:
So she is going to run for senate in Alaska. She may win.

Murkoski is an independent and will need another write in campaign to win.

From the people I know in the little Native American Villages along the south of Alaska near Homer, she's well liked by more people than you would believe.
 
2020-10-20 1:37:21 PM  
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Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.


But I am grateful that he did.
 
2020-10-20 1:32:33 PM  
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She divorced Todd and this happened.  Todd was clearly the force behind Sarah's power.
 
2020-10-20 12:39:22 PM  
2 votes:
What is this I don't even

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2020-10-20 12:37:53 PM  
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2020-10-20 8:34:02 PM  
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lolmao500: Maybe when AI and simulations are advanced enough, we'll be able to simulate what would have happened with Palin as POTUS in 2009.

Would we still be alive? Probably not


If you want to see the outcome, just watch "Iron Sky".
 
2020-10-20 8:29:35 PM  
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wademh: " ... and do what the majority of Americans want you to do ..."

Hey Sarah, the majority of Americans are against rushing this nomination through, and the majority of Americans don't want Roe v Wade overturned and the majority of Americans want to keep the ACA and protection of insurance for those with pre-existing conditions. So as usual, you don't get it.


You're missing the point.

Inside her bubble(head), anyone disagreeing with her bullshiate is not an American.
 
2020-10-20 6:24:40 PM  
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firesign: Corvus: Remember when the US decided she was too crazy to be VP?

But Trump is ok as president.

Are we just sexist?

Um... the people who decided Palin was too crazy to be VP are NOT the same people that think Trump is ok as president. Just sayin'


/some not all in fairness
/ trail balloon broad  should shuddup though
/ I hope to God, we don't have Trump in trail balloon territory
 
2020-10-20 4:10:15 PM  
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What's going on in here?
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2020-10-20 3:51:29 PM  
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JolobinSmokin: So she is going to run for senate in Alaska. She may win.

Murkoski is an independent and will need another write in campaign to win.

From the people I know in the little Native American Villages along the south of Alaska near Homer, she's well liked by more people than you would believe.


Problem is Alaskans generally hate to flush the turds they elect. It's why Don Young is still in office, Murkowski stuck in office(after her father was in office), Dan Sullivan, etc. Maybe if Palin stayed in office instead of resigning as governor she'd be a senator by now. Or still governor. But she bailed and pissed off a lot of Alaskans. Granted, there's been enough time now they've probably forgotten. And the climate has changed enough they put that moran Dunleavy in(granted that election was way more complicated). Begich keeps circling the bowl in hopes of getting re-elected and he might actually pull it off as well....or spoil another election.


So I guess, maybe?

 
2020-10-20 3:26:09 PM  
1 vote:
Still would.
Not proud. But still would.
 
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2020-10-20 2:57:38 PM  
1 vote:
I am ashamed to admit that woman speaks to my subconscious lizard brain. She's the fully matured version of every girl I had a crush on in high school. The loony stuff she does now is considered quirky awkward as a teen, so it'shiatting on hornball nostalgia a little too hard.

Please end me before she takes up residence in the continental U.S.
 
2020-10-20 2:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
Jocelyn Wildenstein called.  She wants he face back.

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2020-10-20 2:13:43 PM  
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When McCain picked her, I bet Obama just fell over laughing.
 
2020-10-20 2:06:08 PM  
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I'd like to hear an unfiltered summary of what Cindy McCain thinks of Sara Palin and family.  I've got a pretty good idea, but it would be pretty funny to hear nonetheless.
 
2020-10-20 2:05:40 PM  
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grokca: Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?

All of them.


^ this post needs more funnies
 
2020-10-20 1:58:28 PM  
1 vote:

mcsiegs: Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?

Wait a minute!  I am a liberal who hates Palin, but more garage space is ALWAYS needed.


Don't get me wrong.  I'm with you in the space.  It's the doors that I'm wondering about.
 
2020-10-20 1:56:40 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe when AI and simulations are advanced enough, we'll be able to simulate what would have happened with Palin as POTUS in 2009.

Would we still be alive? Probably not
 
2020-10-20 1:54:33 PM  
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SFSailor: whidbey: hotrod2001: The next Ronald Reagan eh?

Reagan got demented you might recall.  So bad he had to be removed from the public.

We're getting there.

"Got"?

He was showing diagnosable signs of going senile before his _first_ election.

Say what ya' want, but Republicans clearly have a type!


Don't look at me.  I voted Mondale.
 
2020-10-20 1:47:54 PM  
1 vote:
Remember when it was disclosed that Sarah Palin had a penchant for getting railed by basketball players in college?
 
2020-10-20 1:43:28 PM  
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Corvus: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?


Corvus fail English? That's unpossible!
 
2020-10-20 1:40:12 PM  
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2020-10-20 1:39:46 PM  
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I'm glad to see she's doing as well as she is.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:30 PM  
1 vote:
Betty Cracker looking lost in the sauce.
 
2020-10-20 1:36:55 PM  
1 vote:
There's method in Sarah's madness.
 
2020-10-20 1:35:37 PM  
1 vote:

Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?


How many Johns can she handle in a day?
 
2020-10-20 1:33:05 PM  
1 vote:

Ker_Thwap: The worker bees came and installed my new furnace on Thursday.  After reading on of those "overkill California materials warning" labels, one of the guys blurts out "California causes cancer!" and "Nancy Pelosi is a drunk!"

Wanting my furnace installed, because it's cold out, I didn't kick him out of my house.  Instead I said "I kind of like Nancy, aren't we all drunks in 2020, aren't we all?"  He didn't pick up on the offer to retreat gracefully, and continued "Yeah, but she's in charge of the country, and... " " and you're in charge of installing a propane system correctly, so my house doesn't explode next week, so how about you get back to work, hopefully sober."  I interrupted.

The rest of the installation was conducted in welcome silence.


...and then you woke up. The End.
 
2020-10-20 1:31:55 PM  
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Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.


I'm not sure between Trump and Palin who would be the worse president.

Trump is very bad in a lot of ways but I think Palin would have been worse.
 
2020-10-20 1:29:48 PM  
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My house.avi
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2020-10-20 1:28:29 PM  
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This is my house! houses!
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2020-10-20 1:27:30 PM  
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