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2020-10-20 1:58:02 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.


Because he was farking desperate. Is that so hard to understand?

Things were looking bad for his chances. The choices before him did not look so great politically. And he needed a VP because they don't let you not have one and convention was very soon. Her name came up late and she was chosen without the proper vetting. The choice very quickly bit him in ass as she could not handle softballs from the national press but by then it was too late.
 
2020-10-20 1:58:28 PM  

mcsiegs: Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?

Wait a minute!  I am a liberal who hates Palin, but more garage space is ALWAYS needed.


Don't get me wrong.  I'm with you in the space.  It's the doors that I'm wondering about.
 
2020-10-20 1:59:03 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

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Brilliant, nobody will think to look for trump in the fields of Russia.
 
2020-10-20 1:59:46 PM  
She's not cool enough to do drugs, she's just really farking stupid.
 
2020-10-20 2:00:08 PM  
Was that directed by Lars Von Trier?
 
2020-10-20 2:00:24 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


This. The Lincoln Project is nothing more than an alliance of convenience. Once the Nazis are defeated, we go back to a, mostly, peaceful rivalry
 
2020-10-20 2:03:41 PM  

Geotpf: Eddie Hazel's E string: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

That is the worst analogy I've heard in a long time, and I spent most of the weekend listening to NFL broadcasters.

I bet I could line up five Sarah Palin quotes and put them next to five Donald Trump quotes and nobody could tell the difference between the two.


This sounds fun, let's do this. I bet I can score at least 80%
 
2020-10-20 2:05:40 PM  

grokca: Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?

All of them.


^ this post needs more funnies
 
2020-10-20 2:06:08 PM  
I'd like to hear an unfiltered summary of what Cindy McCain thinks of Sara Palin and family.  I've got a pretty good idea, but it would be pretty funny to hear nonetheless.
 
2020-10-20 2:08:45 PM  

somedude210: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

This. The Lincoln Project is nothing more than an alliance of convenience. Once the Nazis are defeated, we go back to a, mostly, peaceful rivalry


And there's the problem. There's no reason to go back to a peaceful rivalry with white supremacists, not after what they've done the last few decades.
 
2020-10-20 2:09:17 PM  

SFSailor: The Googles Do Nothing: The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

But the important thing is to make sure we know everything ever is the Democrats' fault, and criticism of Republican President and Mass Murderer Donald Trump should be scrutinized at the _very_ least, and dismissed and minimized aggressively wherever possible.

That said, that's a great metaphor there!  But I'll go ya' one better:  If LP stays to something at least reasonably approaching "objective reality" in its criticism and position arguments, we should all welcome that refreshing change and their perspective, if we're lucky enough to see a President Biden inaugurated.  We can welcome -- even support -- their attacks on Trump now, and withhold future judgment until they turn on the new administration, ya' know?  If they resume the standard lying and ratfarking Republican ways in February, we can dismiss them along with the rest of Trump's enablers and other anti-American filth, dig into their finances and frauds, and drag 'em up against the wall (METAPHORICALLY, sheesh).

If, however, they want to have sincere guns-v-butter and similar arguments, Dems need to be willing to accept and argue objectively with criticism, or they're no better than Trump.  I would welcome something like a rational right's counterarguments over what we've had for the past [ insert your personal number of years of anger here, valid range = 3 - 50+ ], and I say that as the libbiest lib who ever libbed.


Hey man, right there with you. I wanted Huntsman to win the nom in 2012 because I would've loved to watch debates between him and Obama. Because they were legit intellectuals of the parties.

Instead we got the other white mormon

/Though I'm not sure if Huntsman would've done the same degrading of his own intelligence to appeal to the base. Meh, probably.
//Romney also disavowes MA when he was still governor
///Those of us who remember will never forget that slight here
////Much like Coakley dismissing standing outside Fenway to shake hands
 
2020-10-20 2:10:15 PM  
I'm guessing benzos with a boxed wine chaser.
 
2020-10-20 2:11:16 PM  
1985: Don't Do Drugs.

2020: I F*CKIN WARNED YA!
 
2020-10-20 2:13:43 PM  
When McCain picked her, I bet Obama just fell over laughing.
 
2020-10-20 2:14:24 PM  
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2020-10-20 2:14:28 PM  
Jocelyn Wildenstein called.  She wants he face back.

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2020-10-20 2:25:43 PM  
Lisa Murkowski was turned on by the GOP. She then ran as a write in, or maybe it was just as an independent and won, despite the fact that the GOP threw her under the bus and instead supported a TeaParty asshole.
She owes the GOP nothing.

Sarah ar P is the Queen of the Morans
 
2020-10-20 2:30:57 PM  

Jake Havechek: She's not cool enough to do drugs, she's just really farking stupid.


I'm guessing cheap wine and some prescription pills
 
2020-10-20 2:40:07 PM  

Halfabee64: Jocelyn Wildenstein called.  She wants he face back.

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I understood that reference.
(Team Venture fist bump)
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2020-10-20 2:57:24 PM  
I see she's still an outright loon.
 
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2020-10-20 2:57:38 PM  
I am ashamed to admit that woman speaks to my subconscious lizard brain. She's the fully matured version of every girl I had a crush on in high school. The loony stuff she does now is considered quirky awkward as a teen, so it'shiatting on hornball nostalgia a little too hard.

Please end me before she takes up residence in the continental U.S.
 
2020-10-20 3:04:17 PM  
This always comes to mind for some reason and gets a chuckle out of me

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2020-10-20 3:11:04 PM  
I'm here for the laughter at Palin's expense, but I'll stick around for the hot takes on the Lincoln Project that have totally not become horribly tired and repetitive.
 
2020-10-20 3:23:06 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

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Nah, she probably puts in an honest day's work, which is about the last you can say about trump at any level.
 
2020-10-20 3:26:09 PM  
Still would.
Not proud. But still would.
 
2020-10-20 3:27:04 PM  
Yep, as a grocery store worker who sees it all the time, i detect total meth face.

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2020-10-20 3:34:52 PM  

Corvus: Remember when the US decided she was too crazy to be VP?

But Trump is ok as president.

Are we just sexist?


She was positioned as VP. I think the lesson there was the crazies would not come out to vote for partially crazy. Someone, Trump or his puppet master, was paying attention and realized that the next Republican ticket needed to start at 100% crazy and throw a bone to 98% crazy Republicans via the VP position.
 
2020-10-20 3:39:41 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: swaniefrmreddeer: She does look like she's been doing a lot of meth, doesn't she. It would be fitting, meth is the favorite drug of white trash.

Wasn't Wasilla the meth capital of Alaska?


I believe so. I know it's the STD capital of Alaska or at least was when my sister worked with people from the state health department. They nicknamed it Wasyphilis. In a fairly Trumpy state, that city is concentrated Drumpf.
 
2020-10-20 3:40:12 PM  
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2020-10-20 3:41:33 PM  
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2020-10-20 3:49:27 PM  
Just checking to see if Snackbar is here finding a way to lecture [insert variation on "corporatist Democrats" theme] for any and every non-thing.

And of course he is.
 
2020-10-20 3:51:29 PM  

JolobinSmokin: So she is going to run for senate in Alaska. She may win.

Murkoski is an independent and will need another write in campaign to win.

From the people I know in the little Native American Villages along the south of Alaska near Homer, she's well liked by more people than you would believe.


Problem is Alaskans generally hate to flush the turds they elect. It's why Don Young is still in office, Murkowski stuck in office(after her father was in office), Dan Sullivan, etc. Maybe if Palin stayed in office instead of resigning as governor she'd be a senator by now. Or still governor. But she bailed and pissed off a lot of Alaskans. Granted, there's been enough time now they've probably forgotten. And the climate has changed enough they put that moran Dunleavy in(granted that election was way more complicated). Begich keeps circling the bowl in hopes of getting re-elected and he might actually pull it off as well....or spoil another election.


So I guess, maybe?

 
2020-10-20 3:56:08 PM  

skyotter: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: swaniefrmreddeer: She does look like she's been doing a lot of meth, doesn't she. It would be fitting, meth is the favorite drug of white trash.

Wasn't Wasilla the meth capital of Alaska?

Still is.


Let's say I meant it in the Mitch Hedburg "I used to do drugs" idiom.
 
2020-10-20 3:57:27 PM  
Blair Witch 2:The Russian House
 
2020-10-20 4:03:45 PM  

Bawdy George: This always comes to mind for some reason and gets a chuckle out of me

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"Lots of Dogs"

The whole expression is so mindnumbingly lazy.
 
2020-10-20 4:08:47 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: Yep, as a grocery store worker who sees it all the time, i detect total meth face.

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I'm sure that when her drug problem officially comes out, we'll all hear how it's Obama's fault because reasons.

/Never forget that her son's spousal abuse was Obama's fault, according to her
 
2020-10-20 4:10:15 PM  
What's going on in here?
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2020-10-20 4:12:37 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Flappyhead: AdmirableSnackbar: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

Look sooner or later the mask will slip again.  These people are as predictable as the tides.

Doubtful. As we've seen in this thread liberals hate Sarah Palin but they love the people who made her a household name. We're too stupid to survive as a country.


well, it seems proof of country stupidity is on the way, in the form of an election. I have faith, but less daily.
 
2020-10-20 4:17:15 PM  
So today was Trig's day to babysit her?
 
2020-10-20 4:37:40 PM  

lolmao500: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

I'm not sure between Trump and Palin who would be the worse president.

Trump is very bad in a lot of ways but I think Palin would have been worse.


Why?
 
2020-10-20 4:53:55 PM  
The only Palins one needs to pay attention to:

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And the other obvious one I'm not linking as I'd highly likely be banned due to the fact there isn'ta photo of her that isn't displaying more cleavage than the Marianas Trench. Or less.

/and I'd still absolutely love to give Tina an entry in her Top 10 most "Ehh" evenings list
 
2020-10-20 5:24:21 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:40:31 PM  
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/She can see Russia from it.
//We can all see Russia from it.
 
2020-10-20 5:44:16 PM  

Corvus: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?

Your own analogous show the stupidity of your logic.

Just because you work with someone on a common goal doesn't mean you agree with them.

That's what you don't get. You believe you should never work with people you don't agree with 100%. That's stupid.

A democracy literally forces you to work with people you don't agree with to win.

While you might not like that, that is reality. Grow up. Stop having fits because the world is not how you want it to be.


That is not what I said at all.  You are a meanie-doody-head.
 
2020-10-20 6:00:06 PM  

Corvus: Remember when the US decided she was too crazy to be VP?

But Trump is ok as president.

Are we just sexist?


Um... the people who decided Palin was too crazy to be VP are NOT the same people that think Trump is ok as president. Just sayin'
 
2020-10-20 6:24:40 PM  

firesign: Corvus: Remember when the US decided she was too crazy to be VP?

But Trump is ok as president.

Are we just sexist?

Um... the people who decided Palin was too crazy to be VP are NOT the same people that think Trump is ok as president. Just sayin'


/some not all in fairness
/ trail balloon broad  should shuddup though
/ I hope to God, we don't have Trump in trail balloon territory
 
2020-10-20 8:29:35 PM  

wademh: " ... and do what the majority of Americans want you to do ..."

Hey Sarah, the majority of Americans are against rushing this nomination through, and the majority of Americans don't want Roe v Wade overturned and the majority of Americans want to keep the ACA and protection of insurance for those with pre-existing conditions. So as usual, you don't get it.


You're missing the point.

Inside her bubble(head), anyone disagreeing with her bullshiate is not an American.
 
2020-10-20 8:34:02 PM  

lolmao500: Maybe when AI and simulations are advanced enough, we'll be able to simulate what would have happened with Palin as POTUS in 2009.

Would we still be alive? Probably not


If you want to see the outcome, just watch "Iron Sky".
 
2020-10-20 11:13:03 PM  

pacified: Lots of dogs?


This is MY house! And see, you can see Russia from here!
 
2020-10-21 12:54:37 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: lolmao500: Maybe when AI and simulations are advanced enough, we'll be able to simulate what would have happened with Palin as POTUS in 2009.

Would we still be alive? Probably not

If you want to see the outcome, just watch "Iron Sky".


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