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2020-10-20 1:32:20 PM  
Hammer time!
 
2020-10-20 1:32:23 PM  
This is our house and our house music. I am the creator.
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2020-10-20 1:32:25 PM  
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2020-10-20 1:32:33 PM  
She divorced Todd and this happened.  Todd was clearly the force behind Sarah's power.
 
2020-10-20 1:33:05 PM  

Ker_Thwap: The worker bees came and installed my new furnace on Thursday.  After reading on of those "overkill California materials warning" labels, one of the guys blurts out "California causes cancer!" and "Nancy Pelosi is a drunk!"

Wanting my furnace installed, because it's cold out, I didn't kick him out of my house.  Instead I said "I kind of like Nancy, aren't we all drunks in 2020, aren't we all?"  He didn't pick up on the offer to retreat gracefully, and continued "Yeah, but she's in charge of the country, and... " " and you're in charge of installing a propane system correctly, so my house doesn't explode next week, so how about you get back to work, hopefully sober."  I interrupted.

The rest of the installation was conducted in welcome silence.


...and then you woke up. The End.
 
2020-10-20 1:33:09 PM  
Did Fark run out of new material?  Recycling sh*t posted from two months ago.  We get it Drew, she has boobs!
 
2020-10-20 1:33:13 PM  
She actually really does look terrible.

Good.

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2020-10-20 1:33:16 PM  

Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.


You're wrong. Here's the proof:

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2020-10-20 1:33:37 PM  
Well, ummm.... that was a video of things being said
 
2020-10-20 1:34:36 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

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2020-10-20 1:35:37 PM  

Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?


How many Johns can she handle in a day?
 
2020-10-20 1:36:03 PM  
Donald Trump is the female version of Donald Trump.
 
2020-10-20 1:36:55 PM  
There's method in Sarah's madness.
 
2020-10-20 1:37:14 PM  
Ah Sarah Palin. She's like the chick the GOP hooked up with one regrettable drunken night in college and didn't call the next day, and now she's leaving them hundreds of crazy text messages, and showing up to their job talking about how they're going to be married soon.
 
2020-10-20 1:37:19 PM  

Flappyhead: AdmirableSnackbar: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

Look sooner or later the mask will slip again.  These people are as predictable as the tides.


Doubtful. As we've seen in this thread liberals hate Sarah Palin but they love the people who made her a household name. We're too stupid to survive as a country.
 
2020-10-20 1:37:21 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.


But I am grateful that he did.
 
2020-10-20 1:37:27 PM  
Shut up, Karen.
 
2020-10-20 1:37:46 PM  

Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.


That is the worst analogy I've heard in a long time, and I spent most of the weekend listening to NFL broadcasters.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:07 PM  
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2020-10-20 1:39:28 PM  

RustyShock: She divorced Todd and this happened.  Todd was clearly the force behind Sarah's power.


Actually Todd divorced her.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:30 PM  
Betty Cracker looking lost in the sauce.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:46 PM  
I'm glad to see she's doing as well as she is.
 
2020-10-20 1:39:47 PM  

SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

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Never argue with AdmirableSnackbar....it's like engaging in a mudfight with a pig.
 
2020-10-20 1:40:12 PM  
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2020-10-20 1:40:38 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?

Your own analogous show the stupidity of your logic.

Just because you work with someone on a common goal doesn't mean you agree with them.

That's what you don't get. You believe you should never work with people you don't agree with 100%. That's stupid.

A democracy literally forces you to work with people you don't agree with to win.

While you might not like that, that is reality. Grow up. Stop having fits because the world is not how you want it to be.
 
2020-10-20 1:41:09 PM  

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Tina Fey is... <maths>... six hundred trillion times hotter than Sarah Palin.

It's math.
 
2020-10-20 1:41:32 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.


But the important thing is to make sure we know everything ever is the Democrats' fault, and criticism of Republican President and Mass Murderer Donald Trump should be scrutinized at the _very_ least, and dismissed and minimized aggressively wherever possible.

That said, that's a great metaphor there!  But I'll go ya' one better:  If LP stays to something at least reasonably approaching "objective reality" in its criticism and position arguments, we should all welcome that refreshing change and their perspective, if we're lucky enough to see a President Biden inaugurated.  We can welcome -- even support -- their attacks on Trump now, and withhold future judgment until they turn on the new administration, ya' know?  If they resume the standard lying and ratfarking Republican ways in February, we can dismiss them along with the rest of Trump's enablers and other anti-American filth, dig into their finances and frauds, and drag 'em up against the wall (METAPHORICALLY, sheesh).

If, however, they want to have sincere guns-v-butter and similar arguments, Dems need to be willing to accept and argue objectively with criticism, or they're no better than Trump.  I would welcome something like a rational right's counterarguments over what we've had for the past [ insert your personal number of years of anger here, valid range = 3 - 50+ ], and I say that as the libbiest lib who ever libbed.
 
2020-10-20 1:41:35 PM  
So she is going to run for senate in Alaska. She may win.

Murkoski is an independent and will need another write in campaign to win.

From the people I know in the little Native American Villages along the south of Alaska near Homer, she's well liked by more people than you would believe.
 
2020-10-20 1:42:05 PM  
The next Ronald Reagan eh?
 
2020-10-20 1:42:26 PM  

Corvus: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?

Your own analogous show the stupidity of your logic.

Just because you work with someone on a common goal doesn't mean you agree with them.

That's what you don't get. You believe you should never work with people you don't agree with 100%. That's stupid.

A democracy literally forces you to work with people you don't agree with to win.

While you might not like that, that is reality. Grow up. Stop having fits because the world is not how you want it to be.


I could be wrong but I think you read the EXACT opposite into what The Googles Do Nothing meant...
 
2020-10-20 1:43:24 PM  

Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?


All of them.
 
2020-10-20 1:43:28 PM  

Corvus: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?

Your own analogous show the stupidity of your logic.

Just because you work with someone on a common goal doesn't mean you agree with them.

That's what you don't get. You believe you should never work with people you don't agree with 100%. That's stupid.

A democracy literally forces you to work with people you don't agree with to win.

While you might not like that, that is reality. Grow up. Stop having fits because the world is not how you want it to be.


Sorry that thought that was ackbars post.
 
2020-10-20 1:43:28 PM  

Corvus: The Googles Do Nothing: AdmirableSnackbar: Jack Sabbath: Well well well, a reminder on video of the stupid farking idiot that John McCain wanted to have as vice-president.  I still can't believe he chose that useless dumbass for such an important post.

Without the hard work of the dedicated founders of the Lincoln Project we never would have known her name and her brand of politics would have never been promoted.

The Lincoln Project are attacking Trump on the Eastern Front.  We'll have our Cold War with them after we meet up in Berlin.

Your own analogy shows how stupid you are.

So we should of let Hitler win in WW2 because the Soviet Union was later our enemy?


Corvus fail English? That's unpossible!
 
2020-10-20 1:43:41 PM  

hotrod2001: The next Ronald Reagan eh?


Reagan got demented you might recall.  So bad he had to be removed from the public.

We're getting there.
 
2020-10-20 1:43:48 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

[Fark user image 850x583]


Wow, that's a sexist, awful comparison.

No way Trump knows how to use... or has ever even held... a shovel.  Other than _maybe_ some ceremonial gold-leaf-covered ground-breaking bullshiat thing.  That he was charged $1000 for.  But never actually paid for.
 
2020-10-20 1:43:54 PM  

Pinche Mateo: She's hammered most of the time.


Figuratively or literally?
 
2020-10-20 1:44:56 PM  

pueblonative: Pinche Mateo: She's hammered most of the time.

Figuratively or literally?


Yes.
 
2020-10-20 1:47:54 PM  
Remember when it was disclosed that Sarah Palin had a penchant for getting railed by basketball players in college?
 
2020-10-20 1:47:59 PM  

SFSailor: Tranquil Hegemony: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

You're wrong. Here's the proof:

[Fark user image 850x583]

Wow, that's a sexist, awful comparison.

No way Trump knows how to use... or has ever even held... a shovel.  Other than _maybe_ some ceremonial gold-leaf-covered ground-breaking bullshiat thing.  That he was charged $1000 for.  But never actually paid for.


That's a good point, this woman appears to be a hard worker. I think what we need here is for Trump's crack team of crackpot doctors to transplant Sarah Palin's brain into this woman's head. Wait, we don't need that at all.
 
2020-10-20 1:49:06 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Remember when it was disclosed that Sarah Palin had a penchant for getting railed by basketball players in college?


You mean those Lisa Ann movies were based on real life?
 
2020-10-20 1:49:11 PM  

cocozilla: SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

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Never argue with AdmirableSnackbar....it's like engaging in a mudfight with a pig.


He has an important point to make --- that it is important to divide the Democratic party into enough subgroups so that finally progressives will be the biggest group. It's god's will.
 
2020-10-20 1:49:24 PM  

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2020-10-20 1:49:49 PM  

whidbey: hotrod2001: The next Ronald Reagan eh?

Reagan got demented you might recall.  So bad he had to be removed from the public.

We're getting there.


"Got"?

He was showing diagnosable signs of going senile before his _first_ election.

Say what ya' want, but Republicans clearly have a type!
 
2020-10-20 1:51:23 PM  

cocozilla: SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

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Never argue with AdmirableSnackbar....it's like engaging in a mudfight with a pig.


they have no reason to exist unless it's whine and complain.

the members of the lincoln project aren't to be trusted, but we should support them in their fight to defeat trump.  if they want to spend nearly a 100 million dollars against trump, let them.
 
2020-10-20 1:52:22 PM  

wademh: " ... and do what the majority of Americans want you to do ..."

Hey Sarah, the majority of Americans are against rushing this nomination through, and the majority of Americans don't want Roe v Wade overturned and the majority of Americans want to keep the ACA and protection of insurance for those with pre-existing conditions. So as usual, you don't get it.


These maniacs tell themselves they're mainstream Americans, even though they constantly attack mainstream Americans.
 
2020-10-20 1:54:27 PM  

tinsguy: cocozilla: SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: The Lincoln Project are lulling conservative Democrats to sleep so that they don't remember to fight against the Lincoln Party and their white supremacist founders once the election is over.

[e.lvme.me image 666x499]

Never argue with AdmirableSnackbar....it's like engaging in a mudfight with a pig.

they have no reason to exist unless it's whine and complain.

the members of the lincoln project aren't to be trusted, but we should support them in their fight to defeat trump.  if they want to spend nearly a 100 million dollars against trump, let them.


At least Rick Wilson has a very good reason to fight mad Donald.
Steve Bannon was behind attacks on his kids. He really understands that Republicans have become shiat.
 
2020-10-20 1:54:33 PM  

SFSailor: whidbey: hotrod2001: The next Ronald Reagan eh?

Reagan got demented you might recall.  So bad he had to be removed from the public.

We're getting there.

"Got"?

He was showing diagnosable signs of going senile before his _first_ election.

Say what ya' want, but Republicans clearly have a type!


Don't look at me.  I voted Mondale.
 
2020-10-20 1:55:30 PM  

Flab: How many farking garage doors do you need?


Wait a minute!  I am a liberal who hates Palin, but more garage space is ALWAYS needed.
 
2020-10-20 1:55:35 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Geotpf: Prove me wrong:

Sarah Palin is the female version of Donald Trump.

That is the worst analogy I've heard in a long time, and I spent most of the weekend listening to NFL broadcasters.


I bet I could line up five Sarah Palin quotes and put them next to five Donald Trump quotes and nobody could tell the difference between the two.
 
2020-10-20 1:56:40 PM  
Maybe when AI and simulations are advanced enough, we'll be able to simulate what would have happened with Palin as POTUS in 2009.

Would we still be alive? Probably not
 
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