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2020-10-20 1:21:29 PM  
I blame Mattie
 
2020-10-20 1:30:34 PM  
What in the f*ck.
 
2020-10-20 1:34:31 PM  
The internet has completely ruined me.

I was expecting to...see goats...if you know what I mean.
 
2020-10-20 2:08:36 PM  

Krieghund: The internet has completely ruined me.

I was expecting to...see goats...if you know what I mean.


Either that or some female in a washing vessel.....
 
2020-10-20 2:08:46 PM  
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/freaking furries
 
2020-10-20 2:09:29 PM  
Even Original is busy scrubbing their circuits with bleach.

/Spoilers: It's pictures of people in fursuits, for some reason
 
2020-10-20 2:11:31 PM  
I was excited, because I thought it was a celebration of people who are asses and I was expecting a gift or something.

Then I clicked and saw it was all furry stuff.

What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2020-10-20 2:12:31 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2020-10-20 2:13:02 PM  
I was expecting a few jokes.  Maybe a crack.
 
2020-10-20 2:13:38 PM  
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2020-10-20 2:15:14 PM  
OK but that deer is making me question my sexuality now
 
2020-10-20 2:16:49 PM  

feralbaby: OK but that deer is making me question my sexuality now


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2020-10-20 2:17:00 PM  
Oh good, I was worried it was overrun by something truly disgusting like Republicans.
 
2020-10-20 2:17:25 PM  
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2020-10-20 2:18:23 PM  
Hey Guys!
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What's going on in this thread?
 
2020-10-20 2:18:34 PM  
I've already had to say it once in another thread, but this thread is unclean as well.
 
2020-10-20 2:18:53 PM  
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You could put anything in a voice over with this guy and it would seem reasonable to the base.

"Next Tuesday I'm going to slather myself in buttermilk biscuits and get hawg wild at where used to be a TJ Maxx.  A steel banjo and Pauly Shore may be involved"

.
 
2020-10-20 2:18:53 PM  
Biggest Holiday of the year for this guy.

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2020-10-20 2:19:22 PM  
Whelp, time for lunch.
 
2020-10-20 2:19:39 PM  
Every day is Ass Day over in the politics tab....
 
2020-10-20 2:19:54 PM  
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2020-10-20 2:20:54 PM  

jst3p: I don't get it.


Some people are deeply with themselves or humanity on a deeply spiritual and/or sexual level and choose to invest in a preference for an immature utopic fantasy world where sentients resemble the more innocent hijinks and dilemmas of cartoon animals.

It's not really a headscratcher, it's just weird. Which is fine, people can be weird, and oh god please just be weird in the privacy of your home like everyone else; I don't need this in my life.
 
2020-10-20 2:21:53 PM  

starsrift: Some people are deeply +unhappywith themselves [...]


Missed a word.
 
2020-10-20 2:22:07 PM  

jst3p: I don't get it.


I just got stuck in a Twitter loop of memes and gifs about how horrified people were by the link.

I'm starting to feel okay about that.
 
2020-10-20 2:23:13 PM  
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2020-10-20 2:23:37 PM  

jst3p: I don't get it.


Some people lost their virginity to a guy wearing a Goofy costume that summer they worked at Epcot as a Disney employee.
 
2020-10-20 2:24:15 PM  
Sexy furry Ass?

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2020-10-20 2:24:49 PM  
I may not be weird enough to get full enjoyment out of the internet.
 
2020-10-20 2:26:10 PM  
Read the fine print.

Clerks 2 kinky kelly
Youtube oNB-m48TlbI
 
2020-10-20 2:26:52 PM  
Dammit again? I swear: every farking day there's something!

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2020-10-20 2:26:56 PM  

Nick Nostril: I may not be weird enough to get full enjoyment out of the internet.


And we're all grateful for that.
 
2020-10-20 2:28:15 PM  
My first thought was Boris Johnson.   It's so much worse ...
 
2020-10-20 2:34:18 PM  
One night in Tijuana makes a hard man humble? Can't be too careful with your company.
 
2020-10-20 2:38:49 PM  
We have to power to correct this thread.

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2020-10-20 2:40:27 PM  

softshoes: We have to power to correct this thread.

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Try correcting it without those terrible high-waisted shorts next time please. I so cannot wait for this mom jeans fashion trend to be over.
 
2020-10-20 2:40:30 PM  
Our bright future: "And the Nr.1 movie in the country was called "Ass"..."
Youtube UPD0srSiOFE
 
2020-10-20 2:42:25 PM  

Schmerd1948: Sexy furry Ass?
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Wat?

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2020-10-20 2:42:58 PM  

NuclearPenguins: softshoes: We have to power to correct this thread.

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Try correcting it without those terrible high-waisted shorts next time please. I so cannot wait for this mom jeans fashion trend to be over.


Remember you asked for this.

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2020-10-20 2:46:14 PM  

softshoes: NuclearPenguins: softshoes: We have to power to correct this thread.

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Try correcting it without those terrible high-waisted shorts next time please. I so cannot wait for this mom jeans fashion trend to be over.

Remember you asked for this.

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5 out of 6 isn't too bad.
 
2020-10-20 2:46:56 PM  

Mad_Radhu: jst3p: I don't get it.

Some people lost their virginity to a guy wearing a Goofy costume that summer they worked at Epcot as a Disney employee.


itsgoofytime.jpg
 
2020-10-20 2:47:44 PM  

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/I WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT.
 
2020-10-20 2:48:08 PM  

NuclearPenguins: softshoes: We have to power to correct this thread.

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Try correcting it without those terrible high-waisted shorts next time please. I so cannot wait for this mom jeans fashion trend to be over.


While I like high waisted pants, I realize that I'm a product of my generation.

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/this post will self destruct in 5... 4... 3...
 
2020-10-20 2:51:09 PM  
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2020-10-20 2:53:36 PM  

bughunter: NuclearPenguins: softshoes: We have to power to correct this thread.

[scstylecaster.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]

Try correcting it without those terrible high-waisted shorts next time please. I so cannot wait for this mom jeans fashion trend to be over.

While I like high waisted pants, I realize that I'm a product of my generation.

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/this post will self destruct in 5... 4... 3...


This could turn into a bookmark thread.
 
2020-10-20 2:54:33 PM  

lolmao500: [Fark user image 486x466]

/freaking furries


It's weird how a picture of a Nazi killing people who are harming nobody gets 25 laughs.
 
2020-10-20 2:56:33 PM  
 
2020-10-20 2:59:35 PM  
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2020-10-20 3:01:35 PM  

DaShredda: lolmao500: [Fark user image 486x466]

/freaking furries

It's weird how a picture of a Nazi killing people who are harming nobody gets 25 laughs.


He's only following orders!
 
2020-10-20 3:01:51 PM  

softshoes: We have to power to correct this thread.

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Wait!  Isn't that Black's Beach in La Jolla?

They should be nude.
 
2020-10-20 3:02:20 PM  

DaShredda: lolmao500: [Fark user image 486x466]

/freaking furries

It's weird how a picture of a Nazi killing people who are harming nobody gets 25 laughs.


It's weird how some people totally disregard context when trying to score internet points.
/You are not known for your tasteful posts.
 
2020-10-20 3:02:43 PM  
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2020-10-20 3:16:55 PM  
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2020-10-20 3:20:34 PM  

NuclearPenguins: softshoes: NuclearPenguins: softshoes: We have to power to correct this thread.

[scstylecaster.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]

Try correcting it without those terrible high-waisted shorts next time please. I so cannot wait for this mom jeans fashion trend to be over.

Remember you asked for this.

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5 out of 6 isn't too bad.


Agreed that #3's knees are a little sharp.
 
2020-10-20 3:46:30 PM  
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2020-10-20 3:46:48 PM  

danceswithcrows: softshoes: We have to power to correct this thread.

If you say so:
[crow202.org image 500x508]
An image gallery that may be relevant to your interests, but is also probably NSFW.


Well, that's enough not fapping for one day.
 
2020-10-20 3:48:45 PM  
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2020-10-20 4:01:20 PM  
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2020-10-20 4:07:05 PM  
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2020-10-20 4:09:49 PM  
We have to save this thread from itself
 
2020-10-20 4:11:32 PM  
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Women: Where did she get shoes that are exactly the same color as her dress?
Men: There are shoes in this picture?
 
2020-10-20 4:12:19 PM  
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2020-10-20 4:16:32 PM  
johnny vegas is definitely jerkin it.
 
2020-10-20 4:20:12 PM  
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2020-10-20 4:25:31 PM  
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2020-10-20 4:27:02 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 570x729]


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"The coffee's warm. My hands are cold."
Well done, Ass-Illuminati.
 
2020-10-20 4:27:23 PM  
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/Old School...
//Better than a bookmark..
///Until everything gets nuked...
 
2020-10-20 4:28:04 PM  
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thanks for salvaging this thread
 
2020-10-20 4:28:09 PM  
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2020-10-20 4:40:12 PM  
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...I suddenly need to know more about Panama's cricket club.

Image too risqué for inline posting, consider NSFW.
 
2020-10-20 4:42:41 PM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 500x750]
Women: Where did she get shoes that are exactly the same color as her dress?
Men: There are shoes in this picture?


Gay Men: Those shoes are NOT the same color...
 
2020-10-20 4:44:18 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:06:14 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:07:17 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:09:10 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:14:07 PM  

softshoes: NuclearPenguins: softshoes: We have to power to correct this thread.

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Try correcting it without those terrible high-waisted shorts next time please. I so cannot wait for this mom jeans fashion trend to be over.

Remember you asked assed for this.

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2020-10-20 5:14:44 PM  

Mudd's woman: [shoeuntied.files.wordpress.com image 465x346]


Christ, what an asshole.
 
2020-10-20 5:15:24 PM  
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Just in time for football season!
 
2020-10-20 5:15:50 PM  

Twilight Farkle: Chimpy McSquirrel: [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 570x729]

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"The coffee's warm. My hands are cold."
Well done, Ass-Illuminati.


uh... kinda dark...

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2020-10-20 5:16:46 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:18:11 PM  
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Be best!
 
2020-10-20 5:31:34 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:34:55 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:35:45 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:36:25 PM  
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Let me save you the trouble. But of course some of you are going to your bunks.
 
2020-10-20 5:44:59 PM  
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2020-10-20 5:55:03 PM  
From the mind of  Eric Wareheim...

Major Lazer - Bubble Butt ft. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga, Mystic
Youtube PbjVdJfvYqI
 
2020-10-20 5:57:44 PM  
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...things often look better from another angle?
 
2020-10-20 6:01:51 PM  
dominus rectus
 
2020-10-20 6:28:11 PM  
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2020-10-20 6:42:21 PM  
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2020-10-20 7:42:47 PM  

Shaggy_C: Obligatory:
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"Poop comes from there!"
"And babies come out the other hole. Difference is dingleberries aren't going to hit you for child support, little league dues and college tuition!"
 
2020-10-20 7:51:39 PM  
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2020-10-20 8:05:10 PM  
The 600x600 size of this makes me wonder if the shot was immediately preceded by "Hey, could you instagram my butt?  Thanks!"

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2020-10-20 8:29:50 PM  
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2020-10-20 9:37:09 PM  
Who wants to ride this ass?
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2020-10-20 9:42:36 PM  

Twilight Farkle: [Fark user image image 320x350]


That's awesome
 
2020-10-20 9:44:07 PM  

SpaceBison: Who wants to ride this ass? [qatar_donkey.jpg]


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...he's totally an Attention Donkey though, I mean, just look at him mugging for the camera....

Also, the sisters should represent:
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2020-10-20 9:47:55 PM  

danceswithcrows: SpaceBison: Who wants to ride this ass? [qatar_donkey.jpg]

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...he's totally an Attention Donkey though, I mean, just look at him mugging for the camera....

Also, the sisters should represent:
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Holy shiat!!

/the second picture, to be clear
 
2020-10-20 9:48:57 PM  
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2020-10-21 12:17:46 AM  
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/It don't matter if it's black or white.
 
2020-10-21 4:05:00 AM  
All asses are equal.
But some asses are more equal than other asses.
 
2020-10-21 3:17:29 PM  

lolmao500: [Fark user image 486x466]

/freaking furries


We ruin everything, but you can't blame us for Twitter.  Twitter is pre-ruined by "just let the right-wing run it" moderation and pandering to advertisers.
 
2020-10-21 3:19:23 PM  

RussianPotato: I was excited, because I thought it was a celebration of people who are asses and I was expecting a gift or something.

Then I clicked and saw it was all furry stuff.

What the hell is wrong with people?


I dunno. Life's too short to be vanilla.
 
2020-10-21 3:22:47 PM  

feralbaby: OK but that deer is making me question my sexuality now


You talking about this fine buck?
 
2020-10-21 3:26:34 PM  

WoolyManwich: [Fark user image 425x427]


Never go bass to trout.
 
2020-10-21 3:31:02 PM  

LoneVVolf: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 500x750]
Women: Where did she get shoes that are exactly the same color as her dress?
Men: There are shoes in this picture?

Gay Men: Those shoes are NOT the same color...


Oh sister, no.  I was definitely looking at her ass.  Though that dress isn't doing it any favors.

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