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(Politico)   When you're getting your Braintrust back together and it includes Corey Lewandowski, you may be doing it wrong   (politico.com) divider line
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2020-10-20 10:21:28 AM  
They're just trying to recapture all the voters they had before. Anybody that fell for Trump's bs last time will so again.
 
2020-10-20 10:24:09 AM  
He's such a f*cking failure.
 
2020-10-20 10:26:06 AM  
They have two weeks to pull a rancid rabbit out of their ass.
 
2020-10-20 10:33:34 AM  
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2020-10-20 10:38:54 AM  
Anything to do with Trump, his campaign, or the GOP in general, cannot, by definition, contain the words "brain" or "trust."
 
2020-10-20 10:43:12 AM  
So, basically anyone who's ever banged Hope Hicks?
 
2020-10-20 11:10:13 AM  
The Trump braintrust:

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2020-10-20 11:10:38 AM  
Please proceed...
 
2020-10-20 11:11:34 AM  
How many of that "Brain Trust" are in jail or facing indictment?
 
2020-10-20 11:11:49 AM  
What they think they're doing:
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What they're actually doing:
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2020-10-20 11:12:07 AM  
Idunno. He seems to know how to muscle white women around.
 
2020-10-20 11:14:44 AM  
This stinks of desperation.
 
2020-10-20 11:14:54 AM  
I hope these parasites take what little money he has left and then sue him to high heaven when he tries to weasel out of paying their bills.
 
2020-10-20 11:15:07 AM  

mattj1984: Idunno. He seems to know how to muscle white women around.


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"Hi. You've reached the Corey Hotline..."
 
2020-10-20 11:16:04 AM  
Scrubs Jimmy Joins the Brain Trust
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2020-10-20 11:16:25 AM  

NewportBarGuy: He's such a f*cking failure.


Didn't even Fox News wash their hands of him after the "womp womp" thing?
 
2020-10-20 11:16:42 AM  
Hey you gotta get your last grift in before the gravy train dries up and the checks bounce.
 
2020-10-20 11:17:58 AM  
Is Roger Stone available to join "The A-Team"? I sure hope so!
 
2020-10-20 11:19:25 AM  
What a brain trust might look like.

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2020-10-20 11:25:06 AM  
Yes, surround yourself with the people you fired last time, who are happy to milk you for every last dollar you have while whispering sweet nothings in your ear, only to disappear into the veneer paneling after you get walloped in the election.

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I mean, great idea, please proceed.
 
2020-10-20 11:28:19 AM  
"When we talk I'm very upfront, I'm very honest. I think that's why he calls me because I'm very straightforward and honest."  Eric Branstad

No, he calls you because you refuse to be straightforward and honest. You talk as if you and the country know nothing about this man to know better. But I understand you work for the delusional interests of the man and not the interests of the country.
 
2020-10-20 11:28:54 AM  
Sorry subby, but trust does not apply to anything that Trump does.
 
2020-10-20 11:30:26 AM  
To be fair, who in their right mind would work for him anyway?  Answer: someone stupid enough to have already worked for him.
 
2020-10-20 11:30:41 AM  
A brain trust with about 5/21 of a brain between them all... let's see how that works out.

How do these people keep getting work??
 
2020-10-20 11:31:52 AM  
Only the Best People: Eric Branstad...son of former governor, renowned drunk driver, and perpetrator of vehicular manslaughter as a teenager in 1991 (never charged...although he did pay a $15 fine).

Full story here
 
2020-10-20 11:32:05 AM  

jimjays: "When we talk I'm very upfront, I'm very honest. I think that's why he calls me because I'm very straightforward and honest."  Eric Branstad

No, he calls you because you refuse to be straightforward and honest. You talk as if you and the country know nothing about this man to know better. But I understand you work for the delusional interests of the man and not the interests of the country.


And he's cheap. Trump is having a small cash flow problem right now.
 
2020-10-20 11:36:37 AM  

joen00b: This stinks of desperation.


So state indictments and prison pruno.
 
2020-10-20 11:36:51 AM  

FlashHarry: So, basically anyone who's ever banged Hope Hicks?


get the lights. thread over LOL
 
2020-10-20 11:39:07 AM  

sleze: What a brain trust might look like.

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bona fides
 
2020-10-20 11:48:26 AM  
It's funny these people like Corey Lewandoski and Hope Hicks come back groveling to the out of control dumpster inferno which is the Trump administration because they have no where else to go and no respectable business will accept them
 
2020-10-20 11:48:52 AM  

RainDawg: jimjays: "When we talk I'm very upfront, I'm very honest. I think that's why he calls me because I'm very straightforward and honest."  Eric Branstad

No, he calls you because you refuse to be straightforward and honest. You talk as if you and the country know nothing about this man to know better. But I understand you work for the delusional interests of the man and not the interests of the country.

And he's cheap. Trump is having a small cash flow problem right now.


Yep. I was amused hearing him at the rally the other day talking about the money he could raise but hasn't. As if he's broke out of principle. Not accepting the big-money donors have abandoned him now that they have what they want, much like he did to his voters. You have to love the  karma in that.
 
2020-10-20 11:49:42 AM  
Wait Corey I wasn't even invited to the inauguration Lewddosserski is going to let the leopards take another nibble on his check?
 
2020-10-20 11:53:02 AM  

edmo: They're just trying to recapture all the voters they had before. Anybody that fell for Trump's bs last time will so again.


I think the average Trump voter's mortality rate v the average Clinton koter's mortality rate would be significant
Now add in the but her email folks and Trump maintaing his voters might not be the path to success he envisions
 
2020-10-20 11:55:05 AM  

berylman: It's funny these people like Corey Lewandoski and Hope Hicks come back groveling to the out of control dumpster inferno which is the Trump administration because they have no where else to go and no respectable business will accept them


You kind of describe many of the people who voted for Trump in general- no one else will accept their horrible actions and personalities, except the one rich looking guy who tells them there is nothing wrong with them and they are the REAL patriots.
 
2020-10-20 11:56:12 AM  

FlashHarry: So, basically anyone who's ever banged Hope Hicks?


Not necessarily, there could be lots of dudes who banged her who aren't Trump supporters, I mean not recently perhaps, but like back when she was in college

NTTIAWWT
 
2020-10-20 12:02:34 PM  
He is trying for a soft reboot of 2016 and it is so soft it could reasonably be called flaccid.
 
2020-10-20 12:06:59 PM  
They are also determining where Trump isn't traveling. Trump told staffers on a Monday morning call that Bob Paduchik, a longtime loyalist who is steering his Ohio effort, had told him that he didn't need to visit the state because he had it locked up.


This is REALLY telling. Ohio is neck-and-neck, possibly the closest state out there.

If someone is telling him not to come, it's because they're afraid he will sink the Congressional and local races for fellow Republicans.
 
2020-10-20 12:13:44 PM  
I like that they think a guy can help you when he can't even win a campaign for treasurer of a small New Hampshire town.  Absolute garbage human
 
2020-10-20 12:52:41 PM  
I wonder if he'll have Lewandowski appear at some rallies and shove some hired antifas around to great applause.
 
2020-10-20 1:11:48 PM  
Are they aware that the selecting has already started? Everyone talk about November 4, but people are voting now. Whatever you're going to do should already be done.

In Travis County Texas, aka Austin, the number of people who voted in the first week of early voting was 50% of the total number of 2016 votes.
 
2020-10-20 1:23:03 PM  
If Trump ever really did have COVID, then I wouldn't mind if he infected Corey.
 
2020-10-20 1:31:24 PM  
It was shear stupidity that got him elected in the first place.  Why not stick with a winning strategy?  Who is he kidding, he's had only one strategy since he started running in the primaries, there isn't a plan B.
 
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