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(Sad and Useless)   Let's raise the intellectual bar here with this pictorial essay about 'Bumkins' - pumpkins that look like butts. Hurrr   (sadanduseless.com) divider line
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1987 clicks; posted to Main » and D'awww » on 20 Oct 2020 at 12:03 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-20 10:08:41 AM  
I never knew until now where the phrase "country bumpkins" came from.
 
2020-10-20 10:34:52 AM  
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2020-10-20 11:34:35 AM  
Mom?
 
2020-10-20 12:06:00 PM  
What about Blumpkins?  Those are nice.
 
2020-10-20 12:13:42 PM  
Legit, I thought this would be the yearly article about idiot parents painting pumpkins on their babies' butts, often followed by smooshing said butts onto paper or ceramics to make one of the world's most godawful keepsakes.

But it's not, so I guess I can skip my annual "for God's sake, at least use body paint, but actually don't because they're farking BABIES with sensitive skin" PSA/rant
 
2020-10-20 12:14:54 PM  
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2020-10-20 12:19:29 PM  
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Huh, it's a whole cottage industry of butt pumpkins.
 
2020-10-20 12:20:01 PM  

stevenboof: What about Blumpkins?  Those are nice.


Second Fark headline I've misread as "blumpkin" in as many weeks.

I think I may have a reading comprehension issue.
 
2020-10-20 12:28:15 PM  
Thank god this wasn't about orange butts that look like pumpkins:

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2020-10-20 12:31:23 PM  
Hey now, subby. Depending where you're coming from intellectually, it may still be an improvement. We're still in 2020, after all.
 
2020-10-20 12:31:37 PM  

Russ1642: Thank god this wasn't about orange butts that look like pumpkins:

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2020-10-20 12:36:20 PM  
Here's one that looks like an asshole. Is that close enough?...

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2020-10-20 12:40:05 PM  

stevenboof: What about Blumpkins?  Those are nice.


When you like to make her gag but your piece is short
 
2020-10-20 12:43:42 PM  
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Hey man, if you see anything but a pumpkin, that's on you.
 
2020-10-20 12:45:42 PM  
Did someone say Trumpkins?
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2020-10-20 12:47:33 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: [img.buzzfeed.com image 678x768]

Hey man, if you see anything but a pumpkin, that's on you.


I see an unfortunately positioned stem...

/there's a japanese word for that, I'm sure
 
2020-10-20 12:58:50 PM  

bughunter: Herr Morgenstern: [img.buzzfeed.com image 678x768]

Hey man, if you see anything but a pumpkin, that's on you.

I see an unfortunately positioned stem...

/there's a japanese word for that, I'm sure


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2020-10-20 1:03:03 PM  
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2020-10-20 1:05:17 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: [img.buzzfeed.com image 678x768]

Hey man, if you see anything but a pumpkin, that's on you.


Oh man... Was gonna say...

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2020-10-20 1:21:43 PM  
The second image for me was Wussolini campaign ad, so....
 
2020-10-20 1:26:44 PM  

Pinner: [Pumpkin peritoneal]

That's nasty. Thank you Cleveland, The pumpkin is the template to unleash the inner artist in moments of boredom.
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2020-10-20 1:36:56 PM  
It appears they put a boobkin in there too

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2020-10-20 1:43:18 PM  

crzybtch: It appears they put a boobkin in there too

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Uh, those look a part of the male anatomy to me.
 
2020-10-20 1:43:54 PM  

Russ1642: crzybtch: It appears they put a boobkin in there too

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Uh, those look a part of the male anatomy to me.


Ahhhh....good point, testikins.
 
2020-10-20 4:26:49 PM  

crzybtch: Russ1642: crzybtch: It appears they put a boobkin in there too

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Uh, those look a part of the male anatomy to me.

Ahhhh....good point, testikins.


I just choked on my own phlegm laughing
 
2020-10-20 4:28:44 PM  
 
2020-10-20 5:35:21 PM  
From yesterday's Trumpkin thread...

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2020-10-20 7:18:37 PM  
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