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(Thrillist)   I for one, welcome our literal Reese's candy-dispensing overlords   (thrillist.com) divider line
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2020-10-20 10:01:36 PM  
Yeah, that won't get ripped off by a bunch of costumed stoners. Nope, not at all.
 
2020-10-20 10:02:44 PM  

spleef420: Yeah, that won't get ripped off by a bunch of costumed stoners. Nope, not at all.


Methheads two minutes the robot won't exist
 
2020-10-20 10:02:48 PM  
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Face obscured?
 
2020-10-20 10:04:12 PM  
Frankly, I'd be concerned about peanut butter cup-addicted daleks.
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2020-10-20 10:04:30 PM  

invictus2: spleef420: Yeah, that won't get ripped off by a bunch of costumed stoners. Nope, not at all.

Methheads two minutes the robot won't exist


Tweekers just want the parts...stoners want the Reese's.
 
2020-10-20 10:07:00 PM  
In my good it might get shot at just for the halibut........
 
2020-10-20 10:10:42 PM  

MBooda: Frankly, I'd be concerned about peanut butter cup-addicted daleks.
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I warned you.

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2020-10-20 10:12:17 PM  
What happens if some kid tries to break on through to the other side?
 
2020-10-20 10:15:59 PM  
omg I would so monkey button that shiat
 
2020-10-20 10:16:14 PM  
I'll bet they look neat on fire.
 
2020-10-20 10:20:04 PM  

cyberspacedout: What happens if some kid tries to break on through to the other side?


Instant long hair and an affinity for whiskey.
 
2020-10-20 10:20:44 PM  
Five years ago, we killed HitchBOT. I hate to think what's going to happen to Reese's. https://www.nytimes.com/2015​/08/04/us/​hitchhiking-robot-safe-in-several-coun​tries-meets-its-end-in-philadelphia.ht​ml
 
2020-10-20 10:21:04 PM  

spleef420: Yeah, that won't get ripped off by a bunch of costumed stoners. Nope, not at all.


Username checks out.
 
2020-10-20 10:21:33 PM  
Nifty
 
2020-10-20 10:25:23 PM  
I hope it's refrigerated.
 
2020-10-20 10:34:23 PM  

spleef420: Yeah, that won't get ripped off by a bunch of costumed stoners. Nope, not at all.


They are probably going to have someone trailing it.
 
2020-10-20 10:36:53 PM  
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are the money candy, yo.
 
2020-10-20 10:40:32 PM  

MBooda: MBooda: Frankly, I'd be concerned about peanut butter cup-addicted daleks.
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I warned you.

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Cel-e-brate....

CEL-E-BRATE.

CEL-E-BRAAAATE!!!!!!
 
2020-10-20 10:45:28 PM  

Abox: I hope it's refrigerated.


Agreed. Putting Reese's cups in the freezer for about an hour = delish
 
2020-10-20 10:54:19 PM  
Miniature remote control version available on Black Friday.
 
2020-10-20 11:19:03 PM  

spleef420: Yeah, that won't get ripped off by a bunch of costumed stoners. Nope, not at all.


It mentions that it is remote controlled. That means that it would probably have people watching for that very thing.
 
2020-10-20 11:30:44 PM  
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2020-10-21 12:17:57 AM  

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M&M's also has an apostrophe. If they ever come by, I'm gonna throw the bag in the air between them and let 'em fight it out.
 
2020-10-21 1:04:32 AM  

LordOfThePings: Biledriver: [Fark user image 594x279]

M&M's also has an apostrophe. If they ever come by, I'm gonna throw the bag in the air between them and let 'em fight it out.


Be sure to throw it right-side-up, or you'll have Ws fighting for it.
 
2020-10-21 1:09:29 AM  

cyberspacedout: LordOfThePings: Biledriver: [Fark user image 594x279]

M&M's also has an apostrophe. If they ever come by, I'm gonna throw the bag in the air between them and let 'em fight it out.

Be sure to throw it right-side-up, or you'll have Ws fighting for it.


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2020-10-21 5:38:16 AM  
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2020-10-21 7:57:28 AM  
Press the button repeatedly and it spits a pack of these at you with force that results in slamming to the ground a few feet back.

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2020-10-21 9:36:57 AM  
Reese's/Dispenser 2024.
 
2020-10-21 2:22:58 PM  
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2020-10-21 2:51:22 PM  
Looks like a door from Monsters Inc.

Wouldn't mind having something like this I could put on my porch for trick or treat. Would want it to dispense anything I put in it though.
 
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