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2020-10-20 9:06:50 AM  
66 votes:
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they know they're farked and have reverted to every man for himself 

it's delicious
 
2020-10-20 11:31:40 AM  
51 votes:
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2020-10-20 11:08:27 AM  
42 votes:
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2020-10-20 11:30:07 AM  
13 votes:
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VOTE!
 
2020-10-20 11:35:19 AM  
8 votes:

ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.


Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.
 
2020-10-20 11:47:14 AM  
7 votes:

Thank You Black Jesus!: F&ck you, Mitch.  With a red hot metal cactus.


I read that "hot metal caucus"
 
2020-10-20 11:40:39 AM  
6 votes:
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2020-10-20 9:03:15 AM  
6 votes:
Turtles are not great unifiers.
 
2020-10-20 3:07:11 PM  
5 votes:

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2020-10-20 11:42:10 AM  
5 votes:
I've heard Mitch likes swinging.
 
2020-10-20 11:36:05 AM  
5 votes:
I think this makes the GOP goblins working for Moist Von Lipwig, no?
 
2020-10-20 11:27:28 AM  
5 votes:

A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.


I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.
 
2020-10-20 11:49:30 AM  
4 votes:

MyMindIsGoingDave: Thank You Black Jesus!: F&ck you, Mitch.  With a red hot metal cactus.

I read that "hot metal caucus"


Can't it be both?
 
2020-10-20 11:26:52 AM  
4 votes:
Personally, I'd like to see them hang separately.  That way, you could draw it out, enjoy the spectacle.  Have a hanging of the week.  A matinee hanging.  Watch a few of them self-implode-hang.

I should buy a popcorn machine.
 
2020-10-20 1:46:43 PM  
3 votes:
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If he charged $1 for people to punch him in the face, he could buy and sell punks like Bezos with the change in his couch.
 
2020-10-20 11:49:31 AM  
3 votes:

Trayal: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Agreed, but only because lightsabers aren't real...


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Who says?
 
2020-10-20 11:43:16 AM  
3 votes:

spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.


Bring back the oubliette!
 
2020-10-20 11:33:22 AM  
3 votes:
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Hangin's too good for 'im!
 
2020-10-20 11:25:05 AM  
3 votes:
What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.
 
2020-10-20 4:13:42 PM  
2 votes:

Kit Fister: whidbey: Her stupid "religion" tells her that women should be submissive, her stupid political ideology tells her that not all rape is "legitimate" and that women shouldn't speak out against sexual assault.

Since i haven't been watching the train wreck, I missed that part. Last I heard the biggest issue was that she was one of thsoe who believe in having lots of kids or whatever.

whidbey: Stop playing Devil's Dumbshiat.

No, I'll never stop challenging you on shiat. I will stop or admit it when I'm wrong, like i just did here, but I'll never stop calling you out on something if I think it's stupid/weird/don't get the hate.


So you aren't going to stop making obvious comments you shouldn't really be making or believing.

Hokay.  Free country.  Unless we get more drumpf.
 
2020-10-20 12:57:20 PM  
2 votes:

Kit Fister: Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.


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Look, I qualified my statement with "that Trump has considered".  I know that's a practically non-existent bar, but still.

Have you kept up with the religious nuttery that woman believes in?

compared to actual sexual assault and rape?


Her stupid "religion" tells her that women should be submissive, her stupid political ideology tells her that not all rape is "legitimate" and that women shouldn't speak out against sexual assault.

Stop playing Devil's Dumbshiat.
 
2020-10-20 12:07:00 PM  
2 votes:
Easy for him to say, since he doesn't HAVE a neck.
 
2020-10-20 12:02:27 PM  
2 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.

Bring back the oubliette!


I couldn't remember that word thanks
 
2020-10-20 11:43:49 AM  
2 votes:
Everyone calm the fark down and view a nice, completely unrelated, asmr video featuring auto recycling for no reason at all.
CVS Recycling Process, Scrap Shredder Tests, Car Shredding
Youtube cqVuwN7dy5w
I find the crinkling sounds to be very soothing . Problems go into the machine, then trouble me no further. Quite nice.

/This post is not to be understood as a threat but some may feel inspired by the calming experience to seek justice for various grievances. That is beyond my control.

Have a good day!
 
2020-10-20 11:43:25 AM  
2 votes:

Blathering Idjut: Republicans have been wary of another big spending package, with the GOP leader previously predicting that up to 20 members of the caucus would vote against a $1.1 trillion package that was introduced, but never brought to the floor, in late July.

Republicans aren't the only senators. That leaves 80 or so democrats and republicans that would vote for such a package.  Bipartisan support if you will.  McConnell alone is holding up Covid relief for the country.

Tyranny of the minority indeed.


That prediction fell through and the bill was blocked by democrat's filibuster, but don't let reality intrude in your bubble.
 
2020-10-20 11:42:39 AM  
2 votes:
To hear the news, Republicans are almost as bad off as they were prior to the 2016 elections.
 
2020-10-20 11:28:21 AM  
2 votes:
Right wing Americans, as dim as they may be, have figured out that once they got their crazy God fearing judge on the Supreme Court, they don't need to vote for the worst crooks in the bunch. They can even reject Trump wholesale, because he's pretty much done what they wanted him to do.

Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
 
2020-10-20 11:27:29 AM  
2 votes:
F&ck you, Mitch.  With a red hot metal cactus.
 
2020-10-20 4:59:54 PM  
1 vote:

dracos31: Ginnungagap42: dracos31: spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.

Fark that, why should I have to pay to feed them when they couldn't be bothered to feed poor children.


Who said anything about feeding them?

Starvation counts as "cruel and unusual" punishment.


Does it really though?  I'm willing to bet that you could find a couple of lawyers who would argue in court that it doesn't.

Just take a page from the GOP playbook and drag it out through the courts for a few months;  maybe send the prisoners for some unnecessary surgery too.   By the time the courts are done with it (and you've ignored any ruling that you don't like, forcing them to go through the courts to get orders to follow the orders you're ignoring) the question resolves itself.
 
2020-10-20 4:31:28 PM  
1 vote:

Kit Fister: whidbey: So you aren't going to stop making obvious comments you shouldn't really be making or believing.

Shouldn't is subjective. I can only believe things based on what I have personally read, seen, heard, experienced, or been taught. If I have no information to the contrary at the time, I'll go with the best information I have at the time.

As far as challenging you and playing devil's advocate, though, I don't see it as any different than you calling me out when I irrationally dislike or distrust politicians for whatever reason. The statement I'm responding to seems illogical or absurd to me, and I'm trying to offer an alternative view or position to, you know, talk about the subject to try and understand it better.

Again, if I am arguing about something that is stupid because of facts that I don't know, then as soon as I do know them, I'll generally drop it and admit I'm wrong.

You know, because I'm a farking adult.

Either way, though, I'm not against learning new things and I'm happy to get new facts and data because I don't know everything.  If I'm saying something that I 'shouldn't really be making or believing', well, show me facts on how I'm wrong, and I'll shut up.


I did show you the facts.

Barrett is every bit as bad as Kavanaugh is, and you still don't seem to get it.
 
2020-10-20 12:57:46 PM  
1 vote:

A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.


Wait, does this mean Jade Helm is back on the table?
 
2020-10-20 12:49:46 PM  
1 vote:

Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.


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Look, I qualified my statement with "that Trump has considered".  I know that's a practically non-existent bar, but still.

Have you kept up with the religious nuttery that woman believes in?


compared to actual sexual assault and rape?
 
2020-10-20 12:43:50 PM  
1 vote:

spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.


Life sentence.  Toss in missile silo (from the top), provide no food, just additional "inmates".

I could support that kind of a life sentence.
 
2020-10-20 12:36:20 PM  
1 vote:
or "Mitch, Please).
 
2020-10-20 12:29:17 PM  
1 vote:

Kit Fister: Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.


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Look, I qualified my statement with "that Trump has considered".  I know that's a practically non-existent bar, but still.


Have you kept up with the religious nuttery that woman believes in?
 
2020-10-20 12:13:39 PM  
1 vote:

Michael J Faux: Easy for him to say, since he doesn't HAVE a neck.


we'll just take him out into the desert and flip him onto his back, letting his belly bake in the hot sun. Then we can make sure that Leon is there to not help it.
 
2020-10-20 11:58:34 AM  
1 vote:

Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.



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2020-10-20 11:54:04 AM  
1 vote:

UNC_Samurai: There was a time in Europe when the punishment for treason was breaking on the wheel

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And there is a time now where the definition of "treason" is such a narrow distinction nobody gets charged with it in this country.
 
2020-10-20 11:51:05 AM  
1 vote:

spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.


yes. Next question?
 
2020-10-20 11:46:52 AM  
1 vote:

Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.


No.
 
2020-10-20 11:36:32 AM  
1 vote:
Face eating leopards complain that face eating leopard's are eating their faces.
 
2020-10-20 11:29:16 AM  
1 vote:
AMERICA to Mitch: "Go f*ck yourself with a rusty pitchfork"
 
2020-10-20 11:28:36 AM  
1 vote:
Republicans have been wary of another big spending package, with the GOP leader previously predicting that up to 20 members of the caucus would vote against a $1.1 trillion package that was introduced, but never brought to the floor, in late July.

Republicans aren't the only senators. That leaves 80 or so democrats and republicans that would vote for such a package.  Bipartisan support if you will.  McConnell alone is holding up Covid relief for the country.

Tyranny of the minority indeed.
 
2020-10-20 10:17:18 AM  
1 vote:
Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.
 
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