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(The Hill)   McConnell to Republicans: we hang together or we hang separately. Republicans to McConnell: up yours   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-10-20 9:03:15 AM  
Turtles are not great unifiers.
 
2020-10-20 9:06:50 AM  
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they know they're farked and have reverted to every man for himself 

it's delicious
 
2020-10-20 9:56:43 AM  
GOP: *dicks around for ten months while 200,000 people die.

Also GOP: Dems are obstructionists.
 
2020-10-20 10:17:18 AM  
Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.
 
2020-10-20 10:58:47 AM  
The pre-election sprint stunt...

FTFY, The Hill. You need to edit more carefully.
 
2020-10-20 11:08:27 AM  
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2020-10-20 11:25:05 AM  
What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.
 
2020-10-20 11:25:26 AM  
As long as they all hang.
 
2020-10-20 11:26:52 AM  
Personally, I'd like to see them hang separately.  That way, you could draw it out, enjoy the spectacle.  Have a hanging of the week.  A matinee hanging.  Watch a few of them self-implode-hang.

I should buy a popcorn machine.
 
2020-10-20 11:27:28 AM  

A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.


I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.
 
2020-10-20 11:27:29 AM  
F&ck you, Mitch.  With a red hot metal cactus.
 
2020-10-20 11:28:21 AM  
Right wing Americans, as dim as they may be, have figured out that once they got their crazy God fearing judge on the Supreme Court, they don't need to vote for the worst crooks in the bunch. They can even reject Trump wholesale, because he's pretty much done what they wanted him to do.

Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
 
2020-10-20 11:28:36 AM  
Republicans have been wary of another big spending package, with the GOP leader previously predicting that up to 20 members of the caucus would vote against a $1.1 trillion package that was introduced, but never brought to the floor, in late July.

Republicans aren't the only senators. That leaves 80 or so democrats and republicans that would vote for such a package.  Bipartisan support if you will.  McConnell alone is holding up Covid relief for the country.

Tyranny of the minority indeed.
 
2020-10-20 11:28:39 AM  
"We believe in it. We believe it's a bill that represents the views of Republicans, and Democrats are attacking Republicans for not doing something on this coronavirus," said Sen. John Thune (S.D.), the No. 2 GOP senator. "What we're basically essentially saying is work with us."

Of course by "work with us", Senator Thune means "do everything we want".
 
2020-10-20 11:29:16 AM  
AMERICA to Mitch: "Go f*ck yourself with a rusty pitchfork"
 
2020-10-20 11:30:07 AM  
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VOTE!
 
2020-10-20 11:31:40 AM  
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2020-10-20 11:33:22 AM  
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Hangin's too good for 'im!
 
2020-10-20 11:34:15 AM  
Tell us more about how you really were against all this in private you farks. Retire and leave the party because you're forever a Trumpaloo now.
 
2020-10-20 11:35:19 AM  

ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.


Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.
 
2020-10-20 11:35:28 AM  
Yawn.  Call me when they stop the ACB nomination.  Otherwise they can all hang, I don't care who with.
 
2020-10-20 11:35:55 AM  
I like this talk of hanging traitor right wingers.
 
2020-10-20 11:36:05 AM  
I think this makes the GOP goblins working for Moist Von Lipwig, no?
 
2020-10-20 11:36:05 AM  

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Funny you say that....

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2020-10-20 11:36:32 AM  
Face eating leopards complain that face eating leopard's are eating their faces.
 
2020-10-20 11:37:00 AM  

spongeboob: Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.


I generally am as well, especially because of all the racist shenanigans that go on during murder investigations and prosecutions, but treason is treason.
 
2020-10-20 11:38:20 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I think this makes the GOP goblins working for Moist Von Lipwig, no?


Moist had an intense distaste for grifters and con-men that operated based on hate and that actually, knowingly, maliciously hurt people. He would never employ something as low as a Republican.
 
2020-10-20 11:38:37 AM  

ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.


Agreed, but only because lightsabers aren't real...
 
2020-10-20 11:38:46 AM  
Hang separate or hang together, either uses the same amount of rope.

So make sure we have enough rope.
 
2020-10-20 11:39:08 AM  
Please oh please start dumping the kompromat as a way to trash each other.
 
2020-10-20 11:40:04 AM  
imagine the ratings...

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/the likes of which we've never seen before
 
2020-10-20 11:40:32 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Republicans have been wary of another big spending package, with the GOP leader previously predicting that up to 20 members of the caucus would vote against a $1.1 trillion package that was introduced, but never brought to the floor, in late July.

Republicans aren't the only senators. That leaves 80 or so democrats and republicans that would vote for such a package.  Bipartisan support if you will.  McConnell alone is holding up Covid relief for the country.

Tyranny of the minority indeed.


Dear KY
I hope someone remembers this when your state gets hit by tornadoes or flooding or hell just excluding you all from Covid relief after the election
 
2020-10-20 11:40:39 AM  
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2020-10-20 11:41:19 AM  
"We believe in it. We believe it's a bill that represents the views of Republicans, and Democrats are attacking Republicans for not doing something on this coronavirus," said Sen. John Thune (S.D.), the No. 2 GOP senator. "What we're basically essentially saying is work with us."

And the President said no stimulus will be passed until after the election even though families are struggling and need help NOW! Guess who's message was heard and will be remembered when the voters go to the polls.
 
2020-10-20 11:42:04 AM  

ImpendingCynic: Please oh please start dumping the kompromat as a way to trash each other.


no reason for putin to keep the black bag closed when these tools are no longer useful
there are some WILD-ASS months ahead for America
 
2020-10-20 11:42:09 AM  

spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.


Fark that, why should I have to pay to feed them when they couldn't be bothered to feed poor children.
 
2020-10-20 11:42:10 AM  
I've heard Mitch likes swinging.
 
2020-10-20 11:42:25 AM  
Ya know, were they only fleeing a sinking ship, metaphorical or otherwise, I could kinda feel sorry for them having ended up in their situation. But these assholes are fleeing a sinking aircraft carrier after they spent the last four years manning battle stations, actively trying to hurt our country at every turn by carrying water for trump as he sold us out to our enemies, and pulling every lame tactic in the book to restrict or stem voter turnout. fark them, they aren't victims in any sense, they are and have been aggressors and part of the problem.
 
2020-10-20 11:42:39 AM  
To hear the news, Republicans are almost as bad off as they were prior to the 2016 elections.
 
2020-10-20 11:43:16 AM  

spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.


Bring back the oubliette!
 
2020-10-20 11:43:25 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Republicans have been wary of another big spending package, with the GOP leader previously predicting that up to 20 members of the caucus would vote against a $1.1 trillion package that was introduced, but never brought to the floor, in late July.

Republicans aren't the only senators. That leaves 80 or so democrats and republicans that would vote for such a package.  Bipartisan support if you will.  McConnell alone is holding up Covid relief for the country.

Tyranny of the minority indeed.


That prediction fell through and the bill was blocked by democrat's filibuster, but don't let reality intrude in your bubble.
 
2020-10-20 11:43:34 AM  

spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.


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2020-10-20 11:43:49 AM  
Everyone calm the fark down and view a nice, completely unrelated, asmr video featuring auto recycling for no reason at all.
CVS Recycling Process, Scrap Shredder Tests, Car Shredding
Youtube cqVuwN7dy5w
I find the crinkling sounds to be very soothing . Problems go into the machine, then trouble me no further. Quite nice.

/This post is not to be understood as a threat but some may feel inspired by the calming experience to seek justice for various grievances. That is beyond my control.

Have a good day!
 
2020-10-20 11:44:25 AM  
Mitch McConnell is the virus, Trump is the fevered delirium caused by the virus.
 
2020-10-20 11:45:26 AM  
I live in Kansas. I did my part. Checked every blue candidate on my ballot. Wife did too.
 
2020-10-20 11:45:37 AM  

whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.


Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.
 
2020-10-20 11:46:23 AM  
Sorry to be that guy but as fun as these articles are, it's still way too early to start the dicksucking.

Four years ago it was a pretty similar story. Lots of Republicans were very wary of Trump, especially around the pussy grabbing incident and similar revelations when they were worried how it would go down with evangelicals (of course they needn't have bothered worrying about that, as it turns out those pricks love Trump). It didn't have much impact on the actual election.

So chuckle away at this stuff but campaign like it's not happening.
 
2020-10-20 11:46:52 AM  

Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.


No.
 
2020-10-20 11:47:14 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: F&ck you, Mitch.  With a red hot metal cactus.


I read that "hot metal caucus"
 
2020-10-20 11:48:52 AM  

ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.


For these traitors I favor the hoist-hang over the drop.  Make it hurt.  For a good while. Examples need to be set.
The ones that convert confess can get a bullet to the brainpan after a 5-minute dangle.
 
2020-10-20 11:49:30 AM  

MyMindIsGoingDave: Thank You Black Jesus!: F&ck you, Mitch.  With a red hot metal cactus.

I read that "hot metal caucus"


Can't it be both?
 
2020-10-20 11:49:31 AM  

Trayal: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Agreed, but only because lightsabers aren't real...


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2020-10-20 11:51:05 AM  

spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.


yes. Next question?
 
2020-10-20 11:51:26 AM  
There was a time in Europe when the punishment for treason was breaking on the wheel

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2020-10-20 11:51:33 AM  
Boy Mitch, bet you wish you'd had that anti-lynching legislation signed now.

Also just to remind everyone despite assurances to the contrary that 'of course it would get done it just needed to wait' you know while Rand Paul got pissy over it and surprise surprise the easiest thing to vote on ever making lynching a federal crime still didn't pass the republican led senate.
 
2020-10-20 11:51:34 AM  
I'm fine with the rats eating each other for the next few months
 
2020-10-20 11:52:50 AM  
fta: "McConnell is lining up two items as the final pieces of the chamber's agenda before the Nov. 3 elections: A GOP-only coronavirus bill and ACB's Supreme Court nomination, hoping to give vulnerable incumbents something to tout back in their home states."

That's his cunning plan?

Force the Handmaiden on the court and put through a GOP only bill in the Senate for Covid relief after stalling deliberately for months?

1st, he's achieved peak religious right.

ACB on SCOTUS will not draw new voters to the GOP and, indeed, will turn off and turn out a large number of women voters for the Dem ticket.

Speaking of which have you seen those numbers?

Talk about a ratio. Historical numbers.

2nd, if the Dems are smart they will push the narrative that the GOP don't care about Covid or people in dire need until it is politically convenient. Which should blunt any gains on that front and if done right will win votes.
 
2020-10-20 11:53:05 AM  

ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.


There's only a few thousand of them. Efficiency is not an issue. Better to make the punishment as stark as possible to push those who might even consider taking over these people to reconsider. We want the soon-to-be Jacob Wohls to just say, "Naw, not worth it."
 
2020-10-20 11:54:04 AM  

UNC_Samurai: There was a time in Europe when the punishment for treason was breaking on the wheel

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And there is a time now where the definition of "treason" is such a narrow distinction nobody gets charged with it in this country.
 
2020-10-20 11:54:17 AM  

hammettman: Personally, I'd like to see them hang separately.  That way, you could draw it out, enjoy the spectacle.  Have a hanging of the week.  A matinee hanging.  Watch a few of them self-implode-hang.

I should buy a popcorn machine.


Every day. Go through the whole lead up to it. Taken from the cell in hand/ankle cuffs, frog marched out past the cameras and crowds, up the ramp, nooses around the necks, all lined up, read all their crimes out loud from a scroll. Then only one random traitor goes after about a 10 second pause. Maybe have all the trap doors underneath all of them move an inch or two at the same time the one goes for real. Then take the remainder back to their cell to wait for tomorrow, all under 24 hour suicide watch in solitary. If America is to survive that is the kind of message that must be sent.
 
2020-10-20 11:55:20 AM  
Kind of like the way everyone in France was part of the French Resistance after World War II ended.
 
2020-10-20 11:58:34 AM  

Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.



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2020-10-20 11:59:57 AM  

dracos31: spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.

Fark that, why should I have to pay to feed them when they couldn't be bothered to feed poor children.



Who said anything about feeding them?
 
2020-10-20 12:01:38 PM  

dracos31: Fark that, why should I have to pay to feed them when they couldn't be bothered to feed poor children.


No need to mandate that you have to pay, charity and all, those who want to can donate
 
2020-10-20 12:02:27 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.

Bring back the oubliette!


I couldn't remember that word thanks
 
2020-10-20 12:04:03 PM  

Ginnungagap42: dracos31: spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.

Fark that, why should I have to pay to feed them when they couldn't be bothered to feed poor children.


Who said anything about feeding them?


Starvation counts as "cruel and unusual" punishment. I may hate them with a fiery passion, but I'm still  a better person than them and want to see them punished fully in a constitutionally-mandated way.
 
2020-10-20 12:05:47 PM  

strapp3r: imagine the ratings...

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/the likes of which we've never seen before


He wants ratings? There you go.
 
2020-10-20 12:06:48 PM  
So, that's an option now?
 
2020-10-20 12:07:00 PM  
Easy for him to say, since he doesn't HAVE a neck.
 
2020-10-20 12:11:09 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: hammettman: Personally, I'd like to see them hang separately.  That way, you could draw it out, enjoy the spectacle.  Have a hanging of the week.  A matinee hanging.  Watch a few of them self-implode-hang.

I should buy a popcorn machine.

Every day. Go through the whole lead up to it. Taken from the cell in hand/ankle cuffs, frog marched out past the cameras and crowds, up the ramp, nooses around the necks, all lined up, read all their crimes out loud from a scroll. Then only one random traitor goes after about a 10 second pause. Maybe have all the trap doors underneath all of them move an inch or two at the same time the one goes for real. Then take the remainder back to their cell to wait for tomorrow, all under 24 hour suicide watch in solitary. If America is to survive that is the kind of message that must be sent.


I would like to apply to be the president of your fan club, and lifetime subscriber to your newsletter.
 
2020-10-20 12:12:01 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.


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Look, I qualified my statement with "that Trump has considered".  I know that's a practically non-existent bar, but still.
 
2020-10-20 12:12:50 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: hammettman: Personally, I'd like to see them hang separately.  That way, you could draw it out, enjoy the spectacle.  Have a hanging of the week.  A matinee hanging.  Watch a few of them self-implode-hang.

I should buy a popcorn machine.

Every day. Go through the whole lead up to it. Taken from the cell in hand/ankle cuffs, frog marched out past the cameras and crowds, up the ramp, nooses around the necks, all lined up, read all their crimes out loud from a scroll. Then only one random traitor goes after about a 10 second pause. Maybe have all the trap doors underneath all of them move an inch or two at the same time the one goes for real. Then take the remainder back to their cell to wait for tomorrow, all under 24 hour suicide watch in solitary. If America is to survive that is the kind of message that must be sent.


I feel like I saw that episode of Black Mirror.
 
2020-10-20 12:13:39 PM  

Michael J Faux: Easy for him to say, since he doesn't HAVE a neck.


we'll just take him out into the desert and flip him onto his back, letting his belly bake in the hot sun. Then we can make sure that Leon is there to not help it.
 
2020-10-20 12:21:14 PM  

ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.


Except maybe for all the blood. Or do modern guillotines have better blood collection apparatus? Or does it funnel into the ground for the blood god?
 
2020-10-20 12:21:27 PM  
As a thought experiment if Trump and his GOP traitor pals were to be investigated and charged with various espionage and treason type charges and *were* to be sentenced to be legally hanged...

Would I want them to all hang at once or separately?

Probably just go with whatever they did in Nuremberg back in the day.

Precedent, all that.

Purely a hypothetical, obviously.
 
2020-10-20 12:21:33 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Everyone calm the fark down and view a nice, completely unrelated, asmr video featuring auto recycling for no reason at all.
[YouTube video: CVS Recycling Process, Scrap Shredder Tests, Car Shredding]I find the crinkling sounds to be very soothing . Problems go into the machine, then trouble me no further. Quite nice.

/This post is not to be understood as a threat but some may feel inspired by the calming experience to seek justice for various grievances. That is beyond my control.

Have a good day!


OK, I wasn't ever into this stuff. Until I found an ASMR video of someone disassembling an old 8mm film camera. Expertly, I might add. All just to replace or bend back some kind of metal tang or whatever.
 
2020-10-20 12:24:25 PM  
American rope maker could use a boot Mitch don't you think?

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So if you and your fellow collaborators against America would just form a line to the left, thank you.

/ User name checks out comment.
// The American republic will not be safe until the last republican is strangled with the intestines of the last lobbyist.
/// Three for the republic, if we can keep it.
 
2020-10-20 12:24:36 PM  
I wonder what Ernst, Gardner, Collins, and Tillis will do.

They could fark their party in a late attempt to swing their races their way. Or, fark everyone on the way out the door.

But the stammering will be a sight to behold. If they step in front of a mic that is.
 
2020-10-20 12:29:17 PM  

Kit Fister: Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.


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Look, I qualified my statement with "that Trump has considered".  I know that's a practically non-existent bar, but still.


Have you kept up with the religious nuttery that woman believes in?
 
2020-10-20 12:31:51 PM  

GhostOfSavageHenry: Ya know, were they only fleeing a sinking ship, metaphorical or otherwise, I could kinda feel sorry for them having ended up in their situation. But these assholes are fleeing a sinking aircraft carrier after they spent the last four years manning battle stations, actively trying to hurt our country at every turn by carrying water for trump as he sold us out to our enemies, and pulling every lame tactic in the book to restrict or stem voter turnout. fark them, they aren't victims in any sense, they are and have been aggressors and part of the problem.


Dan Rather's recent tweet agrees

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2020-10-20 12:36:20 PM  
or "Mitch, Please).
 
2020-10-20 12:42:36 PM  
Wasn't there some rule about spending bills have to originate in the House?  If the Senate actually passed this can't the House "fix" it and send it back?
 
2020-10-20 12:43:50 PM  

spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.


Life sentence.  Toss in missile silo (from the top), provide no food, just additional "inmates".

I could support that kind of a life sentence.
 
2020-10-20 12:47:10 PM  

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We're going to need a shiatload of infrastructure weeks
 
2020-10-20 12:48:08 PM  
So Moody. The messages in the thread are...confined...stark, competing expressions of dismay for an expectation to not have been ignored or abused. Kind of Bossy. Resolved to dismiss all other perspectives. Quite Hysterical. A providence robbed of freedoms.

I see a tent flap...a flame inside...casting shadows in the form of guillotines and obscure implements of pain delivery. Someone is making shapes with their hands...letters of the alphabet...F...A...R...K.

What does it mean?
 
2020-10-20 12:48:31 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Everyone calm the fark down and view a nice, completely unrelated, asmr video featuring auto recycling for no reason at all.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/cqVuwN7d​y5w] I find the crinkling sounds to be very soothing . Problems go into the machine, then trouble me no further. Quite nice.

/This post is not to be understood as a threat but some may feel inspired by the calming experience to seek justice for various grievances. That is beyond my control.

Have a good day!


Your video made me think of this, so I need to traumatize the rest of you to make me feel better.

Brave Little Toaster - Worthless
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Bonus points for the song title referring to the GOP as a whole.
 
2020-10-20 12:49:17 PM  
Sure is brave of them to see the writing on the wall and still continue to sit on their hands.
 
2020-10-20 12:49:31 PM  
Mitch McConnel can eat a bowl of fresh cat turds, and hopefully choke to death on the last one.
 
2020-10-20 12:49:46 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.


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Look, I qualified my statement with "that Trump has considered".  I know that's a practically non-existent bar, but still.

Have you kept up with the religious nuttery that woman believes in?


compared to actual sexual assault and rape?
 
2020-10-20 12:57:20 PM  

Kit Fister: Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: Ed Grubermann: Kit Fister: whidbey: What "divisions?"

They're still going to confirm Crazy Eye.

Let's face it, whatserface is probably one of the least farked up candidates for the USSC that Trump has considered. Miles better than Rapey McButtBooze.


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Look, I qualified my statement with "that Trump has considered".  I know that's a practically non-existent bar, but still.

Have you kept up with the religious nuttery that woman believes in?

compared to actual sexual assault and rape?


Her stupid "religion" tells her that women should be submissive, her stupid political ideology tells her that not all rape is "legitimate" and that women shouldn't speak out against sexual assault.

Stop playing Devil's Dumbshiat.
 
2020-10-20 12:57:46 PM  

A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.


Wait, does this mean Jade Helm is back on the table?
 
2020-10-20 12:58:06 PM  

strapp3r: imagine the ratings...

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/the likes of which we've never seen before


You'd be able to wipe out the deficit trump created by a $10.00 subscription fee.
 
2020-10-20 1:09:46 PM  
"The pre-election sprint, Republicans hope, will allow them to draw a contrast with Democrats and paint them as obstructionist on both the global health pandemic and the court fight as the campaign heads into its last two weeks."

At some point you have to step back and try to appreciate the gall, the absolute balls, the sheer nuttery that the farking Turtle has; after bragging about being the grim reaper for bills, after blocking Obama's federal court picks, and most importantly his Supreme Court pick... I can't even.

/40% of the US won't care.
 
2020-10-20 1:30:56 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Turtles are not great unifiers.



i've never seen a Turtle hang.


but i am familiar with squeezing the mud out of my Turtle.
 
2020-10-20 1:32:14 PM  

hammettman: Personally, I'd like to see them hang separately.  That way, you could draw it out, enjoy the spectacle.  Have a hanging of the week.  A matinee hanging.  Watch a few of them self-implode-hang.

I should buy a popcorn machine.



Make it a Netflix series.  every week a new hanging episode.  damn that would be something to look forward to all work week.
 
2020-10-20 1:33:56 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: To hear the news, Republicans are almost as bad off as they were prior to the 2016 elections.



no

they are much worse off than in 2016.   you should lay off the bong/booze for awhile.
 
2020-10-20 1:40:41 PM  
Hang together or separately, I don't care, as long as they all hang (metaphorically of course, unless some of them want to help it along, if you know what I mean).
 
2020-10-20 1:46:43 PM  
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If he charged $1 for people to punch him in the face, he could buy and sell punks like Bezos with the change in his couch.
 
2020-10-20 2:01:10 PM  

special20: Right wing Americans, as dim as they may be, have figured out that once they got their crazy God fearing judge on the Supreme Court, they don't need to vote for the worst crooks in the bunch. They can even reject Trump wholesale, because he's pretty much done what they wanted him to do.

Christ, what a bunch of assholes.


We keep pretending they're stupid.  They're not stupid. They're evil.

They have rigged the country in their favor for the next several decades. You don't do that by being stupid.

We're stupid, for falling for the act.
 
2020-10-20 2:08:35 PM  

Ixnay on the ottenray: Don't Troll Me Bro!: hammettman: Personally, I'd like to see them hang separately.  That way, you could draw it out, enjoy the spectacle.  Have a hanging of the week.  A matinee hanging.  Watch a few of them self-implode-hang.

I should buy a popcorn machine.

Every day. Go through the whole lead up to it. Taken from the cell in hand/ankle cuffs, frog marched out past the cameras and crowds, up the ramp, nooses around the necks, all lined up, read all their crimes out loud from a scroll. Then only one random traitor goes after about a 10 second pause. Maybe have all the trap doors underneath all of them move an inch or two at the same time the one goes for real. Then take the remainder back to their cell to wait for tomorrow, all under 24 hour suicide watch in solitary. If America is to survive that is the kind of message that must be sent.

I would like to apply to be the president of your fan club, and lifetime subscriber to your newsletter.


I don't care about holding office in the fan club, but I want in. I absolutely love this farking idea.
 
2020-10-20 2:17:25 PM  
Damn I miss the old voting machines that had a single lever to vote party. There is not one single name with an "R" next to it that is good for this country. I don't want a one party system but after these 4 years it will be a LOOOONG time before I vote for another one.
 
2020-10-20 3:07:11 PM  

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2020-10-20 3:10:11 PM  
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2020-10-20 4:11:32 PM  

whidbey: Her stupid "religion" tells her that women should be submissive, her stupid political ideology tells her that not all rape is "legitimate" and that women shouldn't speak out against sexual assault.


Since i haven't been watching the train wreck, I missed that part. Last I heard the biggest issue was that she was one of thsoe who believe in having lots of kids or whatever.

whidbey: Stop playing Devil's Dumbshiat.


No, I'll never stop challenging you on shiat. I will stop or admit it when I'm wrong, like i just did here, but I'll never stop calling you out on something if I think it's stupid/weird/don't get the hate.
 
2020-10-20 4:13:42 PM  

Kit Fister: whidbey: Her stupid "religion" tells her that women should be submissive, her stupid political ideology tells her that not all rape is "legitimate" and that women shouldn't speak out against sexual assault.

Since i haven't been watching the train wreck, I missed that part. Last I heard the biggest issue was that she was one of thsoe who believe in having lots of kids or whatever.

whidbey: Stop playing Devil's Dumbshiat.

No, I'll never stop challenging you on shiat. I will stop or admit it when I'm wrong, like i just did here, but I'll never stop calling you out on something if I think it's stupid/weird/don't get the hate.


So you aren't going to stop making obvious comments you shouldn't really be making or believing.

Hokay.  Free country.  Unless we get more drumpf.
 
2020-10-20 4:20:05 PM  

whidbey: So you aren't going to stop making obvious comments you shouldn't really be making or believing.


Shouldn't is subjective. I can only believe things based on what I have personally read, seen, heard, experienced, or been taught. If I have no information to the contrary at the time, I'll go with the best information I have at the time.

As far as challenging you and playing devil's advocate, though, I don't see it as any different than you calling me out when I irrationally dislike or distrust politicians for whatever reason. The statement I'm responding to seems illogical or absurd to me, and I'm trying to offer an alternative view or position to, you know, talk about the subject to try and understand it better.

Again, if I am arguing about something that is stupid because of facts that I don't know, then as soon as I do know them, I'll generally drop it and admit I'm wrong.

You know, because I'm a farking adult.

Either way, though, I'm not against learning new things and I'm happy to get new facts and data because I don't know everything.  If I'm saying something that I 'shouldn't really be making or believing', well, show me facts on how I'm wrong, and I'll shut up.
 
2020-10-20 4:31:28 PM  

Kit Fister: whidbey: So you aren't going to stop making obvious comments you shouldn't really be making or believing.

Shouldn't is subjective. I can only believe things based on what I have personally read, seen, heard, experienced, or been taught. If I have no information to the contrary at the time, I'll go with the best information I have at the time.

As far as challenging you and playing devil's advocate, though, I don't see it as any different than you calling me out when I irrationally dislike or distrust politicians for whatever reason. The statement I'm responding to seems illogical or absurd to me, and I'm trying to offer an alternative view or position to, you know, talk about the subject to try and understand it better.

Again, if I am arguing about something that is stupid because of facts that I don't know, then as soon as I do know them, I'll generally drop it and admit I'm wrong.

You know, because I'm a farking adult.

Either way, though, I'm not against learning new things and I'm happy to get new facts and data because I don't know everything.  If I'm saying something that I 'shouldn't really be making or believing', well, show me facts on how I'm wrong, and I'll shut up.


I did show you the facts.

Barrett is every bit as bad as Kavanaugh is, and you still don't seem to get it.
 
2020-10-20 4:47:52 PM  

whidbey: Kit Fister: whidbey: So you aren't going to stop making obvious comments you shouldn't really be making or believing.

Shouldn't is subjective. I can only believe things based on what I have personally read, seen, heard, experienced, or been taught. If I have no information to the contrary at the time, I'll go with the best information I have at the time.

As far as challenging you and playing devil's advocate, though, I don't see it as any different than you calling me out when I irrationally dislike or distrust politicians for whatever reason. The statement I'm responding to seems illogical or absurd to me, and I'm trying to offer an alternative view or position to, you know, talk about the subject to try and understand it better.

Again, if I am arguing about something that is stupid because of facts that I don't know, then as soon as I do know them, I'll generally drop it and admit I'm wrong.

You know, because I'm a farking adult.

Either way, though, I'm not against learning new things and I'm happy to get new facts and data because I don't know everything.  If I'm saying something that I 'shouldn't really be making or believing', well, show me facts on how I'm wrong, and I'll shut up.

I did show you the facts.

Barrett is every bit as bad as Kavanaugh is, and you still don't seem to get it.


...you apparently missed the point where I said "oh, i missed that information, my bad"?
 
2020-10-20 4:59:54 PM  

dracos31: Ginnungagap42: dracos31: spongeboob: ElecricalPast: A Cave Geek: Don't care, so long as you right wingers all hang.

I'm more of a guillotine sort of person.
More efficient, less fuss. A more civilized method for a more civilized age.

Jeez am I the only Farker ITT that is Pro Life(sentence) I mean sure there's a lot of them but we could take some decomissioned missle silos or closed mines and convert them into dungeons.

Fark that, why should I have to pay to feed them when they couldn't be bothered to feed poor children.


Who said anything about feeding them?

Starvation counts as "cruel and unusual" punishment.


Does it really though?  I'm willing to bet that you could find a couple of lawyers who would argue in court that it doesn't.

Just take a page from the GOP playbook and drag it out through the courts for a few months;  maybe send the prisoners for some unnecessary surgery too.   By the time the courts are done with it (and you've ignored any ruling that you don't like, forcing them to go through the courts to get orders to follow the orders you're ignoring) the question resolves itself.
 
2020-10-20 7:38:47 PM  
"We believe in it. We believe it's a bill that represents the views of Republicans, and Democrats are attacking Republicans for not doing something on this coronavirus," said Sen. John Thune (S.D.), the No. 2 GOP senator. "What we're basically essentially saying is work with us."

The Democrats want to work with them  It's called negotiation.  The House passed a bill and now they have shown willingness to negotiate it down.  The Republican concept of "work with us" is here's our bill, now vote for it.
 
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