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2020-10-20 8:25:08 AM  
You'll forever be that skanky rich whore with the Bill The Cat eyes to me Paris.

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2020-10-20 10:12:28 AM  
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2020-10-20 10:27:38 AM  
Nah, no image rehabilitation for you. Go, stay away. Enough now, you've done plenty. I don't care if "it was all an act LOL", your fifteen minutes ran out a long time ago.
 
2020-10-20 10:31:53 AM  
Just go away and sit on your fortune and STFU the rest of your life.
 
2020-10-20 10:39:29 AM  
She broke out of Madame Tussaud's again?
 
2020-10-20 10:41:01 AM  
WHAT YEAR IS IT
 
2020-10-20 10:41:02 AM  
Wow. that was a lot of n-words to read first thing in the morning.
 
2020-10-20 10:43:17 AM  
I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.
 
2020-10-20 10:45:40 AM  
I bet she also wishes we'd forget what we learned about the lines and foliage of her mons.  So would I.
 
2020-10-20 10:47:39 AM  

Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.


Racism tends to be subjective where child porn is not.   Casual racism towards Italians or Irish is a-ok!  Racist jokes are gray area.  Banging and 8 yr old and taking pictures, not so much, even as a joke.
 
2020-10-20 10:51:50 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: WHAT YEAR IS IT


I'll honestly take 2003, Iraq War and all, over 2020.
 
2020-10-20 10:56:18 AM  

Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.


I didn't get far into that "article". It was way too enthusiastic about dropping the n bomb over and over.

Cancel Paris and Jezebel.
 
2020-10-20 10:56:40 AM  

lectos: Banging and 8 yr old and taking pictures, not so much, even as a joke.


A joke would REALLY have to go off the rails for child rape to be the result.
 
2020-10-20 11:00:25 AM  

lectos: Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.

Racism tends to be subjective where child porn is not.   Casual racism towards Italians or Irish is a-ok!  Racist jokes are gray area.  Banging and 8 yr old and taking pictures, not so much, even as a joke.


Watched a POC social media account praise a POC whose account name is literally a reference to the Chinese being kidnapped and forced into indentured servitude on ships.
 
2020-10-20 11:10:57 AM  

EdgeRunner: Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.

I didn't get far into that "article". It was way too enthusiastic about dropping the n bomb over and over.

Cancel Paris and Jezebel.


Rich people suck.
 
2020-10-20 11:18:06 AM  

Spartapuss: EdgeRunner: Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.

I didn't get far into that "article". It was way too enthusiastic about dropping the n bomb over and over.

Cancel Paris and Jezebel.

Rich people suck.


Yeah, but it sucks to be poor. The entire human condition needs an overhaul. The more we have, the more content and generous we should become. Not more spiteful and grabby.
 
2020-10-20 11:18:14 AM  
What year is this? Did System of a Down's new album just drop? Have you seen the new "Smart" Phones? They look so sick
 
2020-10-20 11:20:33 AM  
2nd worst sex tape ever. Such a farking boring lay. She isn't even good looking enough to make that dead fish act of hers tolerable.
 
2020-10-20 11:33:06 AM  

EdgeRunner: Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.

I didn't get far into that "article". It was way too enthusiastic about dropping the n bomb over and over.

Cancel Paris and Jezebel.


I think they needed to fully quote her. for the shock value.
I'm ok with it.
 
2020-10-20 11:51:08 AM  

truthandjustice: EdgeRunner: Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.

I didn't get far into that "article". It was way too enthusiastic about dropping the n bomb over and over.

Cancel Paris and Jezebel.

I think they needed to fully quote her. for the shock value.
I'm ok with it.


No they didn't. If a word is offensive to you, you use dashes or asterisks. If you think it's fine to say, you spell it out. Jezebel is clearly cool with repeatedly spelling it out.
 
2020-10-20 11:52:25 AM  

FuManchu7: lectos: Banging and 8 yr old and taking pictures, not so much, even as a joke.

A joke would REALLY have to go off the rails for child rape to be the result.


you know the best thing about 8 year olds?
 
2020-10-20 11:55:40 AM  

FuManchu7: lectos: Banging and 8 yr old and taking pictures, not so much, even as a joke.

A joke would REALLY have to go off the rails for child rape to be the result.


The Aristocrats?
 
2020-10-20 12:04:45 PM  

Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.


It's kind of like how some people who get so angry about bigots will start using racial slurs to demonstrate the kind of things that 'they' would say. I call it The Tourettes of Righteousness.
 
2020-10-20 12:09:09 PM  
A) Why do celebrities always try to be DJs, and

B) how is it even remotely possible that a 40-something washed up lightbulb head like Paris Hilton is the #1 female DJ in the world?

(Also, how are such things even ranked?)

To sum up: she's even worse than we thought she was and it will be amusing to watch her at age 73 still trying to be relevant. The only human being who craves attention more than Paris Hilton is Donald Trump.
 
2020-10-20 12:23:50 PM  

TheraTx: FuManchu7: lectos: Banging and 8 yr old and taking pictures, not so much, even as a joke.

A joke would REALLY have to go off the rails for child rape to be the result.

you know the best thing about 8 year olds?



Smaller hole you have to dig to bury them in?
 
2020-10-20 12:39:33 PM  
("She felt her reputation was kind of lagging behind this reality, which is that she's a really successful businesswoman and also the number one female DJ in the world"), but that in the process of revealing came to believe that she could help other survivors of boarding-school abuse and, by doing so, stop the nightmares that were plaguing her.

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2020-10-20 12:42:25 PM  

JerkStore: A) Why do celebrities always try to be DJs, and

B) how is it even remotely possible that a 40-something washed up lightbulb head like Paris Hilton is the #1 female DJ in the world?

(Also, how are such things even ranked?)

To sum up: she's even worse than we thought she was and it will be amusing to watch her at age 73 still trying to be relevant. The only human being who craves attention more than Paris Hilton is Donald Trump.


*cough* Madonna *cough*
 
2020-10-20 1:41:15 PM  
those times she let everyone know the sheriff was near

Is that what they call flashing your vulva at the camera these days?
 
2020-10-20 2:00:35 PM  

EdgeRunner: truthandjustice: EdgeRunner: Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.

I didn't get far into that "article". It was way too enthusiastic about dropping the n bomb over and over.

Cancel Paris and Jezebel.

I think they needed to fully quote her. for the shock value.
I'm ok with it.

No they didn't. If a word is offensive to you, you use dashes or asterisks. If you think it's fine to say, you spell it out. Jezebel is clearly cool with repeatedly spelling it out.


Yeah, they did. It's supposed to be offensive. Hearing that Paris called a couple of guys "dumb n-words" softens the blow. That's not what the entitled biatch said.

Anyhoo, you might take a moment for a deep breath and an inventory of your clutching pearls. Your anger seems misplaced.
 
2020-10-20 2:10:13 PM  
I was actually moderately interested until I got to "the most famous female DJ in the world."

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2020-10-20 2:44:55 PM  

The Darkest Timeline: It's supposed to be offensive. Hearing that Paris called a couple of guys "dumb n-words" softens the blow. That's not what the entitled biatch said.

Anyhoo, you might take a moment for a deep breath and an inventory of your clutching pearls. Your anger seems misplaced.


It's not pearl-clutching. It's a question of consistency. It's hypocritical for Jezebel to gleefully repeat the word over and over and expect us to only be angry at Hilton for saying it. You do realize Fark would filter those quotes if you tried posting them in thread, and we'd still get the gist of what she said.
 
2020-10-20 2:51:19 PM  

Heamer: I was actually moderately interested until I got to "the most famous female DJ in the world."

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Riiiight.
 
2020-10-20 2:54:10 PM  
She just wants you to know that it's "Authentic frontier gibberish"...
 
2020-10-20 2:56:37 PM  

FuManchu7: lectos: Banging and 8 yr old and taking pictures, not so much, even as a joke.

A joke would REALLY have to go off the rails for child rape to be the result.



My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
I said "That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"
 
2020-10-20 3:13:35 PM  

will.i.ain't: FuManchu7: lectos: Banging and 8 yr old and taking pictures, not so much, even as a joke.

A joke would REALLY have to go off the rails for child rape to be the result.


My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
I said "That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"


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2020-10-20 3:55:59 PM  

EdgeRunner: The Darkest Timeline: It's supposed to be offensive. Hearing that Paris called a couple of guys "dumb n-words" softens the blow. That's not what the entitled biatch said.

Anyhoo, you might take a moment for a deep breath and an inventory of your clutching pearls. Your anger seems misplaced.

It's not pearl-clutching. It's a question of consistency. It's hypocritical for Jezebel to gleefully repeat the word over and over and expect us to only be angry at Hilton for saying it. You do realize Fark would filter those quotes if you tried posting them in thread, and we'd still get the gist of what she said.


Paris was saying it.
Jezebel was quoting.
You really don't see the difference?

Really?
 
2020-10-20 4:20:46 PM  

truthandjustice: EdgeRunner: The Darkest Timeline: It's supposed to be offensive. Hearing that Paris called a couple of guys "dumb n-words" softens the blow. That's not what the entitled biatch said.

Anyhoo, you might take a moment for a deep breath and an inventory of your clutching pearls. Your anger seems misplaced.

It's not pearl-clutching. It's a question of consistency. It's hypocritical for Jezebel to gleefully repeat the word over and over and expect us to only be angry at Hilton for saying it. You do realize Fark would filter those quotes if you tried posting them in thread, and we'd still get the gist of what she said.

Paris was saying it.
Jezebel was quoting.
You really don't see the difference?

Really?


Read the story aloud at your workplace. See if your HR department appreciates the difference between you reeling off racial slurs and just quoting an article filled with racial slurs.
 
2020-10-20 5:09:57 PM  
I'd be happy to just forget her, period.  It's been at least five years where I haven't heard her name more than once or twice every year, causing me to lose The Game. Let's keep that up, media.
 
2020-10-20 8:10:20 PM  
I'd still go Rick Salomon in her 5-hole.

/I have no standards
 
2020-10-20 9:09:43 PM  
"She let me do this film as a way of kind of answer[ing] the question, 'Could we so misunderstand a woman today the way we did with Hedy Lamarr?,'"

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2020-10-21 7:00:21 AM  

Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.


So, offensive language should be limited by the government, especially language offensive to the government.

This, of course, means in your world that we have the right to be offended by words.

When shall we start amending that first amendment you seem to not understand very well?
 
2020-10-21 8:57:19 AM  

Magnus: Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.

So, offensive language should be limited by the government, especially language offensive to the government.

This, of course, means in your world that we have the right to be offended by words.

When shall we start amending that first amendment you seem to not understand very well?


Calm your jets Cathy Newman! Who said anything about the government? I'm making a moral comparison not a legal one.

If the argument is that racial slurs, especially that one, are bad because they cause harm regardless of intent then why should quoting someone else, in full, let you off the hook?
 
2020-10-21 10:01:21 AM  

Devil's Advocaat: Magnus: Devil's Advocaat: I kind of wish racism was treated like child porn. Spreading it is either harmful or it isn't.

If a celebrity tweeted child porn then hastily deleted, I sure as shiat am not screen grabbing it to retweet it out.

Jezebel is having its cake and eating it here. It gets to point the finger at her whilst quoting her in full.

So, offensive language should be limited by the government, especially language offensive to the government.

This, of course, means in your world that we have the right to be offended by words.

When shall we start amending that first amendment you seem to not understand very well?

Calm your jets Cathy Newman! Who said anything about the government? I'm making a moral comparison not a legal one.

If the argument is that racial slurs, especially that one, are bad because they cause harm regardless of intent then why should quoting someone else, in full, let you off the hook?


You made the legal comparison.   You want racism language treated the same a child porn.  Child porn is treated as a felony.  People report it to the government (usually).  They don't just hit the ignore button.  You specifically stated you wished it was treated the same as child porn.  Words tend to mean something, ironically enough here.
 
2020-10-21 10:27:34 AM  

Magnus: You made the legal comparison.   You want racism language treated the same a child porn.  Child porn is treated as a felony.  People report it to the government (usually).  They don't just hit the ignore button.  You specifically stated you wished it was treated the same as child porn.  Words tend to mean something, ironically enough here.


I know what I meant. You were mistaken the first time. That's okay, I corrected you. Now you're choosing to misunderstand me.

I think, from a moral standpoint, that racism should be treated, morally, like child porn in that sharing it and reproducing it is as serious as creating it in the first place. Clear?
 
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